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- Last Ditch Bar in Greenfield MA ignites controversy by making N95 masking optional for one day out of the week, a female athlete is forced to apologize for pooping her pants, and Ed Sheeran is forced to apologize for pooping his pants.
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00:00 - Welcome in New Studio!
01:09 - Intro
01:32 - Lesbian bar makes masking optional for one day of the week, all hell breaks loose
26:27 - Dates - Go to https://punchup.live/ryanlong for tickets!
26:46 - Audio of complaints
42:37 - Anti-gay white reggae guy
48:39 - AD - Mudflap - Go to muddy.com/boyscast for $100 in free fuel credit
50:24 - Lauren Boebert calling people gay
53:22 - Daily Wire movie
54:57 - Seattle passes law making poly people a protected class
1:02:15 - Ed Sheeran
1:05:50 - Bilzerian Fuentes and Sneako calling eachother jewish
1:08:50 - Sheeran's apology
1:12:24 - Robert Kraft's antisemitism panopticon
1:14:53 - Black feminist mom sends her child to the worst school imaginable to prove some sort of point
1:23:38 - Poop apology
1:30:46 - Huffpo's take The Tech Nerds are Crying Again! & The Hilarious Cancelling of a Black Juror
09/17/2026 | 1h 33 mins.OpenAI's hugging face incident causes widespread alarm, the holdout juror on the Lindsay Clancy trial was a black man with a past, and Africans commit murders for a very funny reason.
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00:00 - Dates! - Go to https://punchup.live/ryanlong for tickets!
00:15 - Intro
00:39 - New Ali G is no bueno
02:58 - Ed Sheeran vs. Mackelmore
10:36 - AI
15:22 - Meta Ray Ban anti-perv app
30:13 - AD - Lean - Go to https://takelean.com and use code BOYSCAST for 20% off and free rush shipping
31:12 - AD - Hims - Go to https://hims.com/boyscast for your free online visit
32:46 - Can we chill?
35:43 - Trump losing popularity
37:51 - Too many peaks behind the curtain
43:02 - How AI kills humans
48:31 - Hunter Biden's pump & dump
51:19 - It's the black juror's fault
53:29 - A gender blob's take
1:01:38 - AD - Mars Men - Go to https://mengotomars.com and use code BOYSCAST for 50% off for life, free shipping and 3 free gifts
1:04:01 - Oprah
1:15:28 - Genital Theft
1:26:07 - Aaron Rodgers
1:29:51 - I banged ugly people to unlearn my biases
1:33:08 - Wrap up- Lindsay Clancy case declared a mistrial, a socialism conference full of goofballs, and the Wheel of Fortune announcer gets got on a plane.
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00:00 - Plastic cookies
00:51 - Intro
01:16 - New jobs but no boys allowed
10:32 - DATES - Go to https://punchup.live/ryanlong and https://dannyjokes.com for tickets!
10:55 - Lindsay Clancy mistrial
22:00 - Lawyer getting 15 minutes of fameÂ
27:09 - California census adding Jews
30:16 - AD - Kalshi - Download the Kalshi app and use code BOYSCAST to get $20 when you trade $20.Â
32:16 - Women going nuts over mistrial
35:47 - Copycat-ladies
38:32 - Digital cat-ladies / frozen eggs
46:02 - Downfall of the Tik Tok generation
52:33 - Hog enlargement death
59:44 - AD - Mint Mobile - Go to http://mintmobile.com/boyscast to get unlimited premium wireless for $15 a month
1:01:35 - PATREON - Go to https://patreon.com/theboyscast to get a PREMIUM episode each week plus bonus content
1:01:46 - Socialism conference whackos
1:23:59 - Eiffel tower reopens after gaggle of Hindus sideline female staff
1:25:44 - Wheel of fortune announcer is a pederast - Daejon Love's incredibly elaborate scamming, Lindsay Clancy fans interfere with the case, and Lake Ontario renamed Lake America.
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00:00 - Daejon Love
00:12 - Intro
00:36 - Daejon Love deep dive
17:09 - DATES - Go to https://punchup.live/ryanlong for tickets!
17:28 - Daejon Love videos
33:01 - AD - Quince - Go to https://quince.com/boyscast to get free shipping on your order & 365 day returns
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37:07 - Daejon's texts
53:44 - Jason Arday
59:46 - AD - Factor - Go to https://factormeals.com/boyscast50OFF and use code boyscast50off to get 50% off your first box & free breakfast for 1 year
1:02:08 - Lindsay Clancy fans compromising trial
1:07:53 - Times square knife lady
1:10:27 - Empathy for the Inconveniencer
1:17:05 - LA Councilwoman shoots down "sex huts" for the homeless
1:22:16 - Lake America
1:26:11 - Canadians become more liberal as they age
1:31:25 - Jelly Roll hosting Kimmel
1:34:07 - No more hot female athlete photos
1:38:08 - Female action heroes Indians Won't Stop Abusing Airport Wheelchairs, Canada VS America & CPAP Baddies
08/28/2026 | 1h 45 mins.Indians abuse the right to free wheelchairs, Canada is not happy with the latest round of US tariffs, and CPAP machines are so hot right now.
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00:00 - Montezuma's Revenge
02:27 - Fan-made love meter at https://lovemeter.bolt.host
05:10 - Freedom coffee
10:09 - CPAP Baddies
16:40 - Poly couple / bullying
27:26 - AD - Mars Men - Go to https://mengotomars.com and use code BOYSCAST for 50% off for life, free shipping and 3 free gifts
30:14 - USA vs. Canada
42:57 - What's the beef?
52:58 - Cab driver with bits
54:32 - Canadian dairy cartel
1:02:32 - AD - Hims - Go to https://hims.com/boyscast for your free online visit
1:04:20 - Indians on wheelchairs in the airport
1:07:02 - Flock cameras
1:22:01 - Indian teen killed for his testicles / Meta lawsuit
1:24:30 - Lindsay Clancy
1:33:05 - 49ers coach caught soliciting
1:39:35 - Penn State coke ring
1:41:14 - Great ratio at the Mexican pool party
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