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- we need to talk about nantucket gate... who knew a "no influencers" sign could kick up this much discourse! in today's episode, we're talking about AI companies destroying rare books, false equivalencies and tombstone messaging before getting into some audience submissions on dating, patience/understanding, and finding dishonest commitmentphobes around every corner. we have a lot to say! duh!
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TIME STAMPS:
00:00 – meg's here to stay!
03:23 – AI companies are destroying rare books
21:26 – nantucket gate and the "no influencers" sign
32:03 – a message from our haters
36:38 – tombstone messaging
39:18 – patience and understanding in dating
55:00 – dishonesty, commitmentphobes, and staying optimistic in dating
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Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy - jax allegedly saw katie motorboating another man's crotch, schwartz adopted a dog to buy him time on an engagement, sandoval wants to make out with jax's plastic surgeon, and kristen is back at sur and ready to plot against anyone and everyone... we love this stupid show so much! lock in!
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meg's links:
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✨ substack: https://whatareyouupto.substack.com/
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Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy - oh boy! these submissions were a doozy... today, we're talking about our whirlwind weekend of partying and every old man that hit on us in the process before getting into some audience submissions about a listeners boyfriend expressing she isn't "his type", someone who's struggling to trust in therapy, and someone else who's processing how to protect their own body image while a friend is clearly going through it.
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📲 CALL INTO THE PUMPCAST! LEAVE US A VOICEMAIL! (201)-875-3567
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podcast socials:
✨ watch on youtube! https://www.youtube.com/emotionallyonlinepodcast
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✨ pumpcast instagram: https://www.instagram.com/pumpcastrules/
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maddie's links:
✨ youtube: https://www.youtube.com/maddiedragsbaek
✨ instagram: https://www.instagram.com/maddiedragsbaek/
✨ tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@maddiedragsbaek
meg's links:
✨ instagram: https://www.instagram.com/megruocco
✨ tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@megruocco
✨ substack: https://whatareyouupto.substack.com/
TIME STAMPS:
00:00 – too much partying
09:46 – old men love us, unfortunately
20:39 – bf says his type is "slim thick"
32:44 – listener doesn't trust therapists
52:28 – protecting your body image when a friend is struggling in theirs
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Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy a panic attack, a nose job, and lisa vanderpump calling you a puss | pumpcast szn 3 ep. 4
07/28/2026 | 1h 38 mins.in today's episode, schwartz is having a panic attack, jax officially gets his nose job, there's a dildo in his pocket, a jelly donut full of blood, the wrath of lisa vanderpump, and kristen and stassi finally come head to head... ALL OF THIS AND MORE, WELCOME TO THE FREAKIN' PUMPCAST BABY!!
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✨ pumpcast tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@pumpcastrules
maddie's links:
✨ youtube: https://www.youtube.com/maddiedragsbaek
✨ instagram: https://www.instagram.com/maddiedragsbaek/
✨ tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@maddiedragsbaek
meg's links:
✨ instagram: https://www.instagram.com/megruocco
✨ tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@megruocco
✨ substack: https://whatareyouupto.substack.com/
Our Sponsors:
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Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy- in today's episode, we're talking about doing things our way :) we're talking about creative collaboration and not taking the advice of men, giggling about what's inspiring us, and thinking about a future where we get to choose ourselves.
🛒 SHOP MERCH: https://emotionallyonline.shop/
🪩 join the lover girls on patreon! https://www.patreon.com/MaddieDragsbaek
💌 EMOTIONALLY ONLINE SUBMISSION BOX: https://forms.gle/BaWbCxbMqMYnsdmC6
📲 CALL INTO THE PUMPCAST! LEAVE US A VOICEMAIL! (201)-875-3567
for business inquiries: partylikemaddie@outloudtalent.com
podcast socials:
✨ watch on youtube! https://www.youtube.com/emotionallyonlinepodcast
✨ emotionally online instagram: https://www.instagram.com/emotionallyonlinepod/
✨ emotionally online tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@emotionallyonlinepod
✨ pumpcast instagram: https://www.instagram.com/pumpcastrules/
✨ pumpcast tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@pumpcastrules
maddie's links:
✨ youtube: https://www.youtube.com/maddiedragsbaek
✨ instagram: https://www.instagram.com/maddiedragsbaek/
✨ tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@maddiedragsbaek
meg's links:
✨ instagram: https://www.instagram.com/megruocco
✨ tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@megruocco
✨ substack: https://whatareyouupto.substack.com/
TIME STAMPS:
00:00 – obsession of the week
06:02 – poop lettuce
08:26 – live studio audience!
09:24 – classic youtube resurgence
17:09 – grocery store cat calling
22:01 – what i would do if i were kidnapped
25:45 – collaborating with women and ignoring advice from men
50:05 – motherhood and choosing the path less traveled
Our Sponsors:
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A weekly slumber party for heart to hearts and hot gossip hosted by Maddie Dragsbaek and Meg Ruocco. One part emotional reflections and one part raunchy reality tv recaps. Come for the girls, stay for the goss.
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