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Emotionally Online

Maddie Dragsbaek
Emotionally Online
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  • Emotionally Online

    no influencers, no critical thought, and no commitment, baby! – ep. 168

    08/07/2026 | 1h 12 mins.
    we need to talk about nantucket gate... who knew a "no influencers" sign could kick up this much discourse! in today's episode, we're talking about AI companies destroying rare books, false equivalencies and tombstone messaging before getting into some audience submissions on dating, patience/understanding, and finding dishonest commitmentphobes around every corner. we have a lot to say! duh!

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    for business inquiries: partylikemaddie@outloudtalent.com 
     
    podcast socials: 
    ✨ watch on youtube! https://www.youtube.com/emotionallyonlinepodcast
    ✨ emotionally online instagram: https://www.instagram.com/emotionallyonlinepod/ 
    ✨ emotionally online tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@emotionallyonlinepod 
    ✨ pumpcast instagram: https://www.instagram.com/pumpcastrules/
    ✨ pumpcast tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@pumpcastrules
     
    maddie's links: 
    ✨ youtube: https://www.youtube.com/maddiedragsbaek 
    ✨ instagram: https://www.instagram.com/maddiedragsbaek/ 
    ✨ tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@maddiedragsbaek
     
    meg's links: 
    ✨ instagram: https://www.instagram.com/megruocco 
    ✨ tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@megruocco 
    ✨ substack: https://whatareyouupto.substack.com/

    TIME STAMPS:
    00:00 – meg's here to stay!
    03:23 – AI companies are destroying rare books
    21:26 – nantucket gate and the "no influencers" sign
    32:03 – a message from our haters
    36:38 – tombstone messaging
    39:18 – patience and understanding in dating
    55:00 – dishonesty, commitmentphobes, and staying optimistic in dating

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  • Emotionally Online

    "she was motorboating his crotch region" ok jax | pumpcast szn 3 ep. 5

    08/04/2026 | 1h 26 mins.
    jax allegedly saw katie motorboating another man's crotch, schwartz adopted a dog to buy him time on an engagement, sandoval wants to make out with jax's plastic surgeon, and kristen is back at sur and ready to plot against anyone and everyone... we love this stupid show so much! lock in!

    🛒 SHOP MERCH: https://emotionallyonline.shop/ 

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    💌 EMOTIONALLY ONLINE SUBMISSION BOX: https://forms.gle/BaWbCxbMqMYnsdmC6 
    📲 CALL INTO THE PUMPCAST! LEAVE US A VOICEMAIL! (201)-875-3567 
     
    for business inquiries: partylikemaddie@outloudtalent.com 
     
    podcast socials: 
    ✨ watch on youtube! https://www.youtube.com/emotionallyonlinepodcast
    ✨ emotionally online instagram: https://www.instagram.com/emotionallyonlinepod/ 
    ✨ emotionally online tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@emotionallyonlinepod 
    ✨ pumpcast instagram: https://www.instagram.com/pumpcastrules/
    ✨ pumpcast tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@pumpcastrules
     
    maddie's links: 
    ✨ youtube: https://www.youtube.com/maddiedragsbaek 
    ✨ instagram: https://www.instagram.com/maddiedragsbaek/ 
    ✨ tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@maddiedragsbaek
     
    meg's links: 
    ✨ instagram: https://www.instagram.com/megruocco 
    ✨ tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@megruocco 
    ✨ substack: https://whatareyouupto.substack.com/

    Our Sponsors:
    * Check out Kensington Publishing: https://www.kensingtonbooks.com

    Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands

    Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy
  • Emotionally Online

    your boyfriend said you're not "his type"... let's talk about it – ep. 167

    07/31/2026 | 1h 26 mins.
    oh boy! these submissions were a doozy... today, we're talking about our whirlwind weekend of partying and every old man that hit on us in the process before getting into some audience submissions about a listeners boyfriend expressing she isn't "his type", someone who's struggling to trust in therapy, and someone else who's processing how to protect their own body image while a friend is clearly going through it.

    🛒 SHOP MERCH: https://emotionallyonline.shop/ 

    🪩 join the lover girls on patreon! https://www.patreon.com/MaddieDragsbaek
    💌 EMOTIONALLY ONLINE SUBMISSION BOX: https://forms.gle/BaWbCxbMqMYnsdmC6 
    📲 CALL INTO THE PUMPCAST! LEAVE US A VOICEMAIL! (201)-875-3567 
     
    for business inquiries: partylikemaddie@outloudtalent.com 
     
    podcast socials: 
    ✨ watch on youtube! https://www.youtube.com/emotionallyonlinepodcast
    ✨ emotionally online instagram: https://www.instagram.com/emotionallyonlinepod/ 
    ✨ emotionally online tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@emotionallyonlinepod 
    ✨ pumpcast instagram: https://www.instagram.com/pumpcastrules/
    ✨ pumpcast tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@pumpcastrules
     
    maddie's links: 
    ✨ youtube: https://www.youtube.com/maddiedragsbaek 
    ✨ instagram: https://www.instagram.com/maddiedragsbaek/ 
    ✨ tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@maddiedragsbaek
     
    meg's links: 
    ✨ instagram: https://www.instagram.com/megruocco 
    ✨ tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@megruocco 
    ✨ substack: https://whatareyouupto.substack.com/

    TIME STAMPS:
    00:00 – too much partying
    09:46 – old men love us, unfortunately
    20:39 – bf says his type is "slim thick"
    32:44 – listener doesn't trust therapists
    52:28 – protecting your body image when a friend is struggling in theirs

    Our Sponsors:
    * Check out Kensington Publishing: https://www.kensingtonbooks.com

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    a panic attack, a nose job, and lisa vanderpump calling you a puss | pumpcast szn 3 ep. 4

    07/28/2026 | 1h 38 mins.
    in today's episode, schwartz is having a panic attack, jax officially gets his nose job, there's a dildo in his pocket, a jelly donut full of blood, the wrath of lisa vanderpump, and kristen and stassi finally come head to head... ALL OF THIS AND MORE, WELCOME TO THE FREAKIN' PUMPCAST BABY!!

    🛒 SHOP MERCH: https://emotionallyonline.shop/ 

    🪩 join the lover girls on patreon! https://www.patreon.com/MaddieDragsbaek
    💌 EMOTIONALLY ONLINE SUBMISSION BOX: https://forms.gle/BaWbCxbMqMYnsdmC6 
    📲 CALL INTO THE PUMPCAST! LEAVE US A VOICEMAIL! (201)-875-3567 
     
    for business inquiries: partylikemaddie@outloudtalent.com 
     
    podcast socials: 
    ✨ watch on youtube! https://www.youtube.com/emotionallyonlinepodcast
    ✨ emotionally online instagram: https://www.instagram.com/emotionallyonlinepod/ 
    ✨ emotionally online tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@emotionallyonlinepod 
    ✨ pumpcast instagram: https://www.instagram.com/pumpcastrules/
    ✨ pumpcast tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@pumpcastrules
     
    maddie's links: 
    ✨ youtube: https://www.youtube.com/maddiedragsbaek 
    ✨ instagram: https://www.instagram.com/maddiedragsbaek/ 
    ✨ tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@maddiedragsbaek
     
    meg's links: 
    ✨ instagram: https://www.instagram.com/megruocco 
    ✨ tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@megruocco 
    ✨ substack: https://whatareyouupto.substack.com/

    Our Sponsors:
    * Check out Kensington Publishing: https://www.kensingtonbooks.com

    Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands

    Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy
  • Emotionally Online

    do absolutely everything men tell you not to do – ep. 166

    07/25/2026 | 1h 10 mins.
    in today's episode, we're talking about doing things our way :) we're talking about creative collaboration and not taking the advice of men, giggling about what's inspiring us, and thinking about a future where we get to choose ourselves.

    🛒 SHOP MERCH: https://emotionallyonline.shop/ 

    🪩 join the lover girls on patreon! https://www.patreon.com/MaddieDragsbaek
    💌 EMOTIONALLY ONLINE SUBMISSION BOX: https://forms.gle/BaWbCxbMqMYnsdmC6 
    📲 CALL INTO THE PUMPCAST! LEAVE US A VOICEMAIL! (201)-875-3567 
     
    for business inquiries: partylikemaddie@outloudtalent.com 
     
    podcast socials: 
    ✨ watch on youtube! https://www.youtube.com/emotionallyonlinepodcast
    ✨ emotionally online instagram: https://www.instagram.com/emotionallyonlinepod/ 
    ✨ emotionally online tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@emotionallyonlinepod 
    ✨ pumpcast instagram: https://www.instagram.com/pumpcastrules/
    ✨ pumpcast tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@pumpcastrules
     
    maddie's links: 
    ✨ youtube: https://www.youtube.com/maddiedragsbaek 
    ✨ instagram: https://www.instagram.com/maddiedragsbaek/ 
    ✨ tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@maddiedragsbaek
     
    meg's links: 
    ✨ instagram: https://www.instagram.com/megruocco 
    ✨ tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@megruocco 
    ✨ substack: https://whatareyouupto.substack.com/

    TIME STAMPS:
    00:00 – obsession of the week
    06:02 – poop lettuce
    08:26 – live studio audience!
    09:24 – classic youtube resurgence
    17:09 – grocery store cat calling
    22:01 – what i would do if i were kidnapped
    25:45 – collaborating with women and ignoring advice from men
    50:05 – motherhood and choosing the path less traveled

    Our Sponsors:
    * Check out Kensington Publishing: https://www.kensingtonbooks.com

    Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands

    Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy
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About Emotionally Online
A weekly slumber party for heart to hearts and hot gossip hosted by Maddie Dragsbaek and Meg Ruocco. One part emotional reflections and one part raunchy reality tv recaps. Come for the girls, stay for the goss.
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