Emotionally Online

in today's episode, schwartz is having a panic attack, jax officially gets his nose job, there's a dildo in his pocket, a jelly donut full of blood, the wrath of lisa vanderpump, and kristen and stassi finally come head to head... ALL OF THIS AND MORE, WELCOME TO THE FREAKIN' PUMPCAST BABY!!

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in today's episode, we're talking about doing things our way :) we're talking about creative collaboration and not taking the advice of men, giggling about what's inspiring us, and thinking about a future where we get to choose ourselves.

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TIME STAMPS:
00:00 – obsession of the week
06:02 – poop lettuce
08:26 – live studio audience!
09:24 – classic youtube resurgence
17:09 – grocery store cat calling
22:01 – what i would do if i were kidnapped
25:45 – collaborating with women and ignoring advice from men
50:05 – motherhood and choosing the path less traveled

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will the legendary pumptini take down tom schwartz? will james convince lisa to give him his job back? will tom get to watch family guy on dvr before kristen takes the cable box back? will scheana stop subretweeting? MUCH TO BE DISCOVERED ON TODAY'S EPISODE OF THE PUMPCAST...

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the voice note guy discourse has taken over our feeds and we MUST discuss it! in today's episode, we have the final ruling on whether voice note guy is right or wrong before jumping into some audience submissions on a friend going after your crush, what an orgasm feels like, and the eldest daughter wound following you into outside relationships.

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✨ substack: https://whatareyouupto.substack.com/

TIME STAMPS:
00:00 – our collective dreams
05:05 – the voice note guy discourse
29:32 – audience submissions start!
30:33 – my friend keeps stealing my crushes
42:00 – let's talk about orgasms
1:00:58 – the eldest daughter wound

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scheana is footless again, tom is watching himself cry, jax is a messenger and he gets absolutely killed... all of this and more, in today's episode of pumpcast!!!

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📲 CALL INTO THE PUMPCAST! LEAVE US A VOICEMAIL! (201)-875-3567 
 
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✨ substack: https://whatareyouupto.substack.com/

Our Sponsors:
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* Check out Quince and use my code quince.com/emotionallyonline for a great deal: https://www.quince.com

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