Bedtime Stories to Bore You Asleep from Sleep With Me

Alba puts the D in Fenestration and Holly becomes Airliah, Queen of the Wind, as a flying castle floats you off to Dreamland.
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Show Artwork by Emily Tat
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ZOCDOC - With Zocdoc, you can search for local doctors who take your insurance, read verified patient reviews and book an appointment, in-person or video chat. Sign up for FREE at zocdoc.com/sleep
AQUATRU - Give yourself the gift of clean water and get 20% off your AquaTru purifier by going to AquaTru.com and using promo code SLEEP
AIRDOCTOR PRO - AirDoctor's powerful 3-stage filtration captures extremely small particles and airborne contaminants you don't want to be breathing in. Get $300 off and a 3-year warranty by going to AirDoctorPro.com and using code SLEEP
TALKIATRY - Talkiatry gives you access to real psychiatric care with licensed clinicians who can diagnose and prescribe medication if it’s right for you. Head to Talkiatry.com/SLEEP to complete the short assessment and get matched with an in‑network psychiatrist in just a few minutes.
QUINCE - Quince Superfood Greens cuts through all the nutrition noise with one simple, daily scoop that helps fill in your nutrient gaps and support your overall health. Head to quince.com/sleepwithme for free shipping and 365-day returns.
UNCOMMON GOODS - Uncommon Goods scours the globe for original, remarkable, handmade things. Surprise your friends and family with unique - and even personalized! - gifts this holiday season. Head to uncommongoods.com/sleep for 15% off!
COZY EARTH - Head to cozyearth.com and use code SLEEP for 20% off their luxurious bamboo sheets that keep you cool while you sleep. 
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There is no sleepy business like sleepy show business in the snoozy state of dreamy Vermont.
Robert’s dream resembles the plot of Newhart S2E20: “Vermont Today”. And his escapades from this past week sure sound an awful lot like the plot to S2E20 of The Bob Newhart Show: “Mind Your Own Business”.
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Are you looking for Story Only versions or two more nights of Sleep With Me a week? Then check out Bedtime Stories from Sleep With Me
This episode is produced by Rusty Biscuit aka Russell Sperberg.
Show Artwork by Emily Tat
Going through a hard time? You can find support at the Crisis Textline and see more global helplines here.
HELIX SLEEP - Take the 2-minute sleep quiz and they'll match you to a customized mattress that'll give you the best sleep of your life. Visit helixsleep.com/sleep and get a special deal exclusive for SWM listeners!
ZOCDOC - With Zocdoc, you can search for local doctors who take your insurance, read verified patient reviews and book an appointment, in-person or video chat. Sign up for FREE at zocdoc.com/sleep
AQUATRU - Give yourself the gift of clean water and get 20% off your AquaTru purifier by going to AquaTru.com and using promo code SLEEP
AIRDOCTOR PRO - AirDoctor's powerful 3-stage filtration captures extremely small particles and airborne contaminants you don't want to be breathing in. Get $300 off and a 3-year warranty by going to AirDoctorPro.com and using code SLEEP
TALKIATRY - Talkiatry gives you access to real psychiatric care with licensed clinicians who can diagnose and prescribe medication if it’s right for you. Head to Talkiatry.com/SLEEP to complete the short assessment and get matched with an in‑network psychiatrist in just a few minutes.
QUINCE - Quince Superfood Greens cuts through all the nutrition noise with one simple, daily scoop that helps fill in your nutrient gaps and support your overall health. Head to quince.com/sleepwithme for free shipping and 365-day returns.
UNCOMMON GOODS - Uncommon Goods scours the globe for original, remarkable, handmade things. Surprise your friends and family with unique - and even personalized! - gifts this holiday season. Head to uncommongoods.com/sleep for 15% off!
COZY EARTH - Head to cozyearth.com and use code SLEEP for 20% off their luxurious bamboo sheets that keep you cool while you sleep. 
STIO - Gear up for ski season the way locals do with ski wear designed and tested in Jackson Hole. Get 20% off your first order at stio.com/sleep

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Scooter takes a ride in the dreamboat to see some herons and process out on old birdsong lane.
You can listen to the Science of Happiness episode here.

This is an on-location episode and is a little looser. Some noises (nature, animals, cars) might not be sleepy for all listeners.
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Are you looking for Story Only versions or two more nights of Sleep With Me a week? Then check out Bedtime Stories from Sleep With Me
This episode is produced by Rusty Biscuit aka Russell Sperberg.
Show Artwork by Emily Tat
Going through a hard time? You can find support at the Crisis Textline and see more global helplines here.
HELIX SLEEP - Take the 2-minute sleep quiz and they'll match you to a customized mattress that'll give you the best sleep of your life. Visit helixsleep.com/sleep and get a special deal exclusive for SWM listeners!
ZOCDOC - With Zocdoc, you can search for local doctors who take your insurance, read verified patient reviews and book an appointment, in-person or video chat. Sign up for FREE at zocdoc.com/sleep
AQUATRU - Give yourself the gift of clean water and get 20% off your AquaTru purifier by going to AquaTru.com and using promo code SLEEP
AIRDOCTOR PRO - AirDoctor's powerful 3-stage filtration captures extremely small particles and airborne contaminants you don't want to be breathing in. Get $300 off and a 3-year warranty by going to AirDoctorPro.com and using code SLEEP
TALKIATRY - Talkiatry gives you access to real psychiatric care with licensed clinicians who can diagnose and prescribe medication if it’s right for you. Head to Talkiatry.com/SLEEP to complete the short assessment and get matched with an in‑network psychiatrist in just a few minutes.
QUINCE - Quince Superfood Greens cuts through all the nutrition noise with one simple, daily scoop that helps fill in your nutrient gaps and support your overall health. Head to quince.com/sleepwithme for free shipping and 365-day returns.
DRIPDROP - DripDrop is doctor-developed, proven fast hydration that helps your body and mind work better. To get 20% off your first order, go to dripdrop.com and use promo code "sleep".
COZY EARTH - Head to cozyearth.com and use code SLEEP for 20% off their luxurious bamboo sheets that keep you cool while you sleep. 

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A double sized celebration of all things autumn where gourds get the love they deserve.
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Are you looking for Story Only versions or two more nights of Sleep With Me a week? Then check out Bedtime Stories from Sleep With Me
This episode is produced by Rusty Biscuit aka Russell Sperberg.
Show Artwork by Emily Tat
Going through a hard time? You can find support at the Crisis Textline and see more global helplines here.
HELIX SLEEP - Take the 2-minute sleep quiz and they'll match you to a customized mattress that'll give you the best sleep of your life. Visit helixsleep.com/sleep and get a special deal exclusive for SWM listeners!
ZOCDOC - With Zocdoc, you can search for local doctors who take your insurance, read verified patient reviews and book an appointment, in-person or video chat. Sign up for FREE at zocdoc.com/sleep
AQUATRU - Give yourself the gift of clean water and get 20% off your AquaTru purifier by going to AquaTru.com and using promo code SLEEP
AIRDOCTOR PRO - AirDoctor's powerful 3-stage filtration captures extremely small particles and airborne contaminants you don't want to be breathing in. Get $300 off and a 3-year warranty by going to AirDoctorPro.com and using code SLEEP
TALKIATRY - Talkiatry gives you access to real psychiatric care with licensed clinicians who can diagnose and prescribe medication if it’s right for you. Head to Talkiatry.com/SLEEP to complete the short assessment and get matched with an in‑network psychiatrist in just a few minutes.
QUINCE - Quince Superfood Greens cuts through all the nutrition noise with one simple, daily scoop that helps fill in your nutrient gaps and support your overall health. Head to quince.com/sleepwithme for free shipping and 365-day returns.
DRIPDROP - DripDrop is doctor-developed, proven fast hydration that helps your body and mind work better. To get 20% off your first order, go to dripdrop.com and use promo code "sleep".
COZY EARTH - Head to cozyearth.com and use code SLEEP for 20% off their luxurious bamboo sheets that keep you cool while you sleep. 

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An adventure towards the ordinary reaches a conclusion for now as analog media will rewind all the way to dreamland where all will be well.
The show really needs your support right now. Please consider joining Sleep With Me Plus so we can keep coming out free for everyone. Start a free trial at sleepwithmepodcast.com/plus
Get your Sleep With Me SleepPhones. Use "sleepwithme" for $5 off!!
Are you looking for Story Only versions or two more nights of Sleep With Me a week? Then check out Bedtime Stories from Sleep With Me
This episode is produced by Rusty Biscuit aka Russell Sperberg.
Show Artwork by Emily Tat
Going through a hard time? You can find support at the Crisis Textline and see more global helplines here.
HELIX SLEEP - Take the 2-minute sleep quiz and they'll match you to a customized mattress that'll give you the best sleep of your life. Visit helixsleep.com/sleep and get a special deal exclusive for SWM listeners!
ZOCDOC - With Zocdoc, you can search for local doctors who take your insurance, read verified patient reviews and book an appointment, in-person or video chat. Sign up for FREE at zocdoc.com/sleep
AQUATRU - Give yourself the gift of clean water and get 20% off your AquaTru purifier by going to AquaTru.com and using promo code SLEEP
AIRDOCTOR PRO - AirDoctor's powerful 3-stage filtration captures extremely small particles and airborne contaminants you don't want to be breathing in. Get $300 off and a 3-year warranty by going to AirDoctorPro.com and using code SLEEP
TALKIATRY - Talkiatry gives you access to real psychiatric care with licensed clinicians who can diagnose and prescribe medication if it’s right for you. Head to Talkiatry.com/SLEEP to complete the short assessment and get matched with an in‑network psychiatrist in just a few minutes.
QUINCE - Quince Superfood Greens cuts through all the nutrition noise with one simple, daily scoop that helps fill in your nutrient gaps and support your overall health. Head to quince.com/sleepwithme for free shipping and 365-day returns.
DRIPDROP - DripDrop is doctor-developed, proven fast hydration that helps your body and mind work better. To get 20% off your first order, go to dripdrop.com and use promo code "sleep".
COZY EARTH - Head to cozyearth.com and use code SLEEP for 20% off their luxurious bamboo sheets that keep you cool while you sleep. 

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