Ian Smith: A Goole-y Celebration, Home Alone Booby Trapper Jailed & Obama Believes In Aliens?
Daniel Foxx: Australia Shark Attacks, Olympic Penis Injections & Melania Trump's Propaganda Flop
Owen Jones: Donald Trump's British Patriots, Green Party Get High & Arse Scratching Cows
Samira Banks: Milk Mayhem, Outrageous Migrant Rescue Laws, Wonton Noodles & Brooklyn Beckham Bombshell



The Truth (In My Opinion)