The Drew Lane Show

Carrot Top hospitalized after suicide attempt, Ed Sheeran's on-stage apology session, Prince Harry public appearance flop, Eli Zaret joins us in-studio, Lane Kiffin's daughter, and Bobby Lee's cuck podcast.

Eli Zaret stops in to recap Michigan's victory over the formidable UTEP Miners. Notre Dame smacks around MSU. Lane Kiffin humiliated at Ole Miss. NC State loses to Vanderbilt in comedic fashion. The Protect College Sports Act is a bit controversial. Kirk Herbstreit has never heard of Ted Cruz. Buffalo Bills beat the Detroit Lions on Thursday. The Bills bend to Canada. The Chicago Bears suck at football when it's raining outside. Sydney Sweeney is hot and "ruining" female sports. Holly Rowe memes are really mean. Eli wants to slap Jalen Duren in the face for being greedy. The Detroit Tigers failed in 2026. Justin Verlander made like $4M per inning pitched this year. Dylan Larkin is just sick and tired of the Red Wings.

Lindsay Clancy: 60 Minutes chats with husband Patrick Clancy. Holdout juror, Michael P. Desronvil, speaks out.

Carrot Top attempted suicide over the weekend. A couple guys are accusing Carrot of bad behavior.

Kate Beckinsdale needs attention again. Some people are saying she is Markle-cidal.

Ed Sheeran is really sorry. A small amount of protesters showed up.

Trudi spent the weekend in San Diego ogling hot surfers.

Bobby Lee still podcasts with his ex, Khalyla Kuhn. Oh, and she lives with him too. Awkward.  Their most recent guest was her baby.

RIP Adam Carolla's buddy, Bald Bryan.

Ketamine at Cornell leads to gang rape.

Jolin Ellison loves Michigan football and is the Queen of the North.

Lane Kiffin's daughter is bummed a bunch of frat boys taunted her when her dad came back to town.

The Super Bowl Halftime Show is in jeopardy due to Macklemore.

Orville Peck is a county singer who banged a Las Vegas Raider player.

Nicole Henderson has been indicted for threatening Austin Metcalf's family.

Sunny Hostin might be facing legal action from Nolan Wells friends for butchering the facts of the case.

Frankie Muniz is having a really hard time lately.

Mike Tomlin's nepo-brat, Dino, pops off on LeBron James and babbles nonsense.

Who's ready for some steak nuggets from Arby's?

Tom Cruise spills about talking with Taylor Swift.

Hugh Jackman's new girlfriend hates Blake Lively so much that his bromance is over with Ryan Reynolds. Blake Lively might be pooping out another nepo-brat soon.

Long Live Def Leppard is coming soon.

Brad Pitt is bringing back World War Z.

CBS Sunday Morning News tries to make degenerate gambling look bad.

Markleverse: Princess Diana's brother, Charles Spencer, is popping off. The Harry and Meghan need Ian Wace's mansion for a little bit longer because they are cheap. Harry needs ZERO security as nobody shows up anywhere he appears. Harry showed up to school and the kids did not care at all. Hello Magazine did an extremely hard-hitting interview with the former prince. Meghan is dumb and doxxed herself.

Howard Stern's new HBO show is awful.

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Mazawey's top 5 hottest coaches, Ed Sheeran in a tough spot, LA news helicopter crash, Arch Manning apologizes, Sydney Sweeney loves sports, a new Bonerline, Jim's List: Most Pretentious Songs, and Drew's never been to Olive Garden.

We miss Jerry Springer.

Olive Garden is the #1 restaurant in America. Drew says he's going to eat there for the first time ever.

Arch Manning has been in some hot water over a hilarious AI video.

Sydney Sweeney is the worst...According to female athletes.

Jordon Hudson is going scorched Earth on UNC to find out who is spilling the beans over there.

Brand New Bonerline.

John Gotti's grandson, Carmine Agnello, is a bum. He pushed off going to jail for months. Turns out, his mom never needed a kidney. How is this possible? Now, he married the chick that ratted him out.

The duct tape airplane racist guy broke his silence. Nice excuse, idiot.

An LA news anchor gave a eulogy for her "family" in the helicopter crash.

Ed Sheeran is in a pretty bad spot right now. But Macklemore is kicking ass.

Tom Mazawey answered on the first try. Tom rattles of his Top 5 hottest football coaches. Tom gives his hottest Detroit Lions takes. Jimmy Connors is Maz's guy...Always has been, always will be. Maz gives us his Lions vs Bills prediction. JJ McCarthy's stock isn't very high in Minnesota. Get well soon, Barry Manilow. See ya, Tommy!

Tiger Woods is back at the driving range. No one was injured in a car on his way to the course.

J Lo is posting pictures of her new $18M home. Wonder what her next failure is?

Macklemore Breaking News: He's calling out Robert Kraft to match his $1M donation to Palestine. Yeah. That'll happen.

Jim's Picks: Top 10 Most Pretentious Songs Of All Time

Don’t forget to check out Dave Landau’s special… for free!

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Macklemore ruins the Ed Sheeran Tour after onstage ‘Free Palestine’ statements, Emmy 2026 show was cringy, no death penalty for Nick Reiner, Tom Cruise recruiting Taylor Swift & Travis Kelce, Donald Trump Jr's free wedding reception, and diarrhea chick has disgusted the whole internet.

Don’t forget to check out Dave Landau’s special… for free! Tickets may still available to see J Chris Newberg in Royal Oak on Friday.

Drew really wants more YouTube subscribers.

Facebook: The social site is tossing some coin to people who have a lot of Facebook followers. Ryan Ermanni has a lot of followers. Tom Mabe had some epic pranks on FB.

Everybody is saying AI is going to kill us.

Emmys: Kate Jackson looked a bit different. Stephen Colbert won an Emmy last night for his show that isn't really good. Matthew Rhys won an award and totally snubbed his wife, Keri Russell. Widow's Bay won and only Marc has heard of or seen it. Jamie Lee Curtis cried about Rob Reiner. Michael J. Fox showed up and made people sad (BranDon claims his greatest movie ever is The Frighteners). Sally Field won and said a bunch of nothing. DJ Khaled's hatred of cunnilingus was mentioned in jest.

Macklemore has stirred the hornet's nest recently, putting Ed Sheeran in a pickle. Rashida Tlaib weighs in on the topic and is furious with Sheeran. Macklemore has worn some questionable costumes on stage in the past. Every other musician has bailed on the tour in support of Macklemore. Kanye West can still perform in NFL Stadiums. The city of Dearborn invites Macklemore to perform a free concert.

Tom Cruise: The actor attempted to recruit Taylor Swift into Scientology while attending Monday Night Football. Tom Cruise did an interview with GQ in which Suri or Scientology were never brought up... but his base tries to squeak in there.

Joanna Wietrzyk has the most widely covered diarrhea story in the world right now.

Nick Reiner will NOT get the death penalty for slaughtering his famous parents. Alan Jackson needs more money to help Nick. Fraser Bohm is a bad dude but Alan Jackson is really good at being a lawyer.

Lindsay Clancy juror, Paula Devlin, LOVES doing interviews. The Clancy copycat is looking to get off too. Turtleboy doxxed the holdout juror.

Kevin Costner has a new hot piece of ass.

Hey Dennis Franz... why you look the same?

Machine Gun Kelly is plowing into Dakota Johnson now.

Donald Trump Jr. and Bettina Anderson got a free wedding. Must be nice.

Markleverse: Meghan and Harry are living at a "friend's" house because they can't pay for anything. The couple are asking for privacy... while posting their location on social media all the time. Their security fears are absolutely ludicrous. Meghan is already wanting to move back to LA. Drew is crossing his fingers that Markle loses at the Daytime Emmys next month. Our thoughts are as always with Grandpa Thomas.

Some chick got nude and hardcore on a flight from Baltimore to Miami.

Update: Things are still going bad for Ed Sheeran. Thanks a lot, Ben Haggerty. AOC has piled on as well. We learn that Macklemore is not gay. Rosie O'Donnell has thoughts about the schedule.

Colin Kaepernick is making the rounds again.

Jim's Top Ten is brand-new tomorrow!

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Comics Dave Landau & J Chris Newberg join the show, Hayden Panettiere overdosed, Meghan Markle pulls her kids from school, Brendan Schaub & Bryan Callen fight over Lindsay Clancy, the AI apocalypse, Donald Trump Jr's Russian paid wedding, Sydney Sweeney likes sports, and Macklemore v. NFL owners.

Dave Landau sits in with us today. He has a special dropping on YouTube and GaS Digital tomorrow.

Comedian J Chris Newberg comes on to promote his 2010 classic The 41-Year-Old Virgin Who Knocked Up Sarah Marshall and Felt Superbad About It. He also has a show coming up at the Royal Oak Music Theatre this Friday night. Darren McCarty will also be there to perform.

Macklemore has been BLOWN OUT of the Ed Sheeran Loop Tour. He blames Robert Kraft.

The Detroit Lions will play the Buffalo Bills Thursday. Tailgating starts early at Rock & Brews.

Stevie Nicks has a new book discussing her wild drug days.

A new documentary is dropping on the Pretenders.

The Today Show confirms that AI is going to kill us all.

Just a reminder that sex robots are coming soon.

The lone holdout in the Lindsay Clancy case is public enemy #1. The Fighter and The Kid broke down the entire case in great detail.

Markleverse: The Emmys are tonight and we're hoping Meghan Markle is a big winner. Meghan and Harry have pulled their brats out of school after 2 days. SNL UK roasted the obnoxious couple. Uganda has caved to the Royal Family. Beyoncé hates Meghan Markle too. We found a subreddit that worships the entitled fake-royals.

Brooks Nader is making headlines for being hot... but nobody likes her body more than her dad.

Hayden Panettiere died after consuming fentanyl-laced oxycodone. The drug dealer is in trouble because Hayden was famous. One of the Hickerson's has been spotted post-arrest.

Russian Oligarch, Umar Kremlev, funded Donald Trump Jr.'s wedding in The Bahamas.

Hunter Biden keeps making the podcast rounds. He has a new crypto scam.

Sydney Sweeney is hot and in trouble again for being hot.

Poop: An Australian athlete didn't let diarrhea get in the way of winning. Oklahoma had a player crap his pants during the game on Saturday.

Howard Stern has returned for a day. Maybe we'll see what happened on HBO.

Dave Landau makes an outlandish claim that War of the Roses is fake.

Famous Florida comedian, Chad Zumock, is filming a new special funded entirely by fans.

Don't forget to check out Dave Landau's special tomorrow at 7pm... for free!

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Eli Zaret in-studio as the Detroit Lions escape with win in OT, holdout juror in Lindsay Clancy case ID'd, Corey Feldman's 9/11 post, Tracee Ellis Ross caught lying, KJ Biermann, Jasmine Crockett loves Chris Brown, and Hayden Panettiere's ex Brian Hickerson kicked out of another bar.

Eli Zaret drops in to recap the Detroit Lions victory over the New Orleans Saints. The Chicago Bears are pretty good now. The Detroit Lions are back on Thursday and the NFL is making it hard to watch. Dylan Larkin is stripped of his captaincy for the Red Wings. Michigan pulled off an upset over the #11 Oklahoma Sooners... but Wi-Fi is still unavailable to the cult (and haters) at the Big House. Ohio State had an epic meltdown against Arch Manning and the Texas Longhorns. Ted Cruz showed up to College GameDay and was not well received. MSU is 2-0 and have a tough matchup against Notre Dame this week. A fan called the first series for Akron and was robbed by a fumble. Good Good Golf had an unfortunate marketing campaign go awry. Eli is baffled by a couple hot chicks kissing in a Key Jewelers commercial.

Dave Landau's comedy special hits YouTube on Tuesday. J Chris Newberg is in town with Darren McCarty.

Lindsay Clancy fans want to make sure black people can murder their children too. Gayle King is SHOCKED to learn the lone holdout juror is black. NBC 10 in Boston doxxed the juror. Someone has started a fundraiser for the guy.

People celebrated 'Kirkiversity', making light of Charlie Kirk. USA Today makes excuses for those "celebrating".The statue may have been a bad idea.

9/11: People are giving Zohran Mamdani and AOC crap for smiling at the 9/11 memorial. Michael Strahan hosted 9/11: United We Stand – 25 Years Later. A former airline ticket agent regrets not stopping a hijacking that day.

Kroy and Kim Zolciak-Biermann's 15-year-old turd son is busting being inappropriate with an underage relative. Kim is nailing Kyle Mowitz now, btw.

Brian Hickerson and his brother Zach were involved in a scuffle at Wild Wing Cafe in South Carolina.

Lady Gaga and Michael Polansky "had" a baby.

Ryan Reynolds is busting lying again.

Drew declares Tracee Ellis Ross insufferable. Trevor Noah is a douchebag for giving her a platform to lie. Monk > Girlfriends. She HATES Tony Shalhoub and declares The Tonight Show racist.

Jasmine Crockett was hoping to get grinded by Usher and Chris Brown.

Corey Feldman is a hero after saving Daisy De La Hoya. Corey made 9/11 all about him.

A Russian Michael Jackson impersonator was destroyed by a giant speaker.

Gillian Anderson is pansexual now and super horny.

Shailene Woodley's friends are aghast of Aaron Rodgers' recent comments.

OJ Simpson's ex, Christie Prody, is in trouble for meth.

A professor at Carnegie Mellon University doesn't like white people too much.

Jemele Hill continues to annoy. She can have blonde hair but those white better not have cornrows.

J Chris Newberg will join us tomorrow.

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