The Drew Lane Show

RIP Mike Ditka, Eli Zaret joins us after a Detroit Lions victory, 6-year-old shooter cop cam, Sebastian Maniscalco apologizes, not-a-Prince Harry's newest grift, Stuttering John loses his LOLsuit, #FreeChristaPike, and a new JFK book about his sexploits.

Eli Zaret drops by to recap the Lions win over the Arizona Cardinals. Some people are saying Jahmyr Gibbs is Barry Sanders-esque. Marvin Harrison Jr. was traded mid-game. The Big Ten is terrible at football. MSU got screwed by the referees. Drew likes Butt... Jake Butt and Devin Gardner's podcast. Tarik Skubal and Jacob Misiorowski meet tonight in the NLCS and we're pumped. The Montreal Canadiens want Dylan Larkin. Chris Ilitch is a really bad team owner. The WNBA Playoffs are underway (nobody cares) but drama continues. It turns out the straight white stars in the league aren't well liked. Tim Tebow might not be the great guy we thought he was. RIP Cynthia Miller. Thoughts with Dan and his family at this time.

RIP Mike Ditka.

Stuttering John Melendez has lost his LOLsuit against WATP's Karl Hamburger and TSN's Shuli Egar. Anthony Cumia is piling on by filing his own defamation lawsuit.

Sarah Fields served Isaiah Harris live on TikTok after talking trash about Nolan Wells' friends.

Tyreek Hill is in a civil assault and battery trial as well as a divorce proceeding brought by his wife, Keeta Vaccaro. We'll see if he jumps back into the NFL.

Joe Rogan has signed a new Spotify deal and he remains rich.

Lower-level comedians are SO angry that they're not getting lifetime money from SiriusXM. Sebastian Maniscalco has no idea what's going on, but apologizes anyway.

Christa Pike defeated execution. Unfortunately, they've tossed her back in the slammer.

Cop cam footage of a 6-year-old school shooter has been released. He probably got detention. His mother came to his defense.

There is a new JFK book out and it's all about the a** he was smashing. His WhosDatedWho is legendary and deserves it's own memorial.

Megan Fox looks different. She also has launched an OnlyFans competitor named Subs.com.

Kimberly Guilfoyle looks different. She also got busted asking for a bribe.

Halle Berry's daughter is claiming that Halle Berry is not abusive. We learn Halle Berry was once busted for a hit-and-run accident.

Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt are STILL fighting about that stupid winery.

Markleverse: Prince Harry got booed at a rugby game. SNL UK humiliated the royal couple as well. Harry is a "student of grief" and grifting off it. Prince Harry does MDMA and probably other hard drugs. Meghan Markle has a brand-new best friend in Malala Yousafzai.

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Comics angry at a SiriusXM channel change, Actor/Director/Comedian Mike Binder joins us, death row survivor Christa Pike speaks, Sydney Sweeney meets with a rabbi, Maz brings trivia, a new Bonerline, and Jim's Picks: Top Songs with Animal Sounds.

Sebastian Maniscalco is on the comedian hot seat. Comedians are all mad at him over the rebranding of Sirius XM's Raw Comedy Channel.

Death Row Christa Pike is still alive... time to execute her.

Cornell 7 News: One of the dudes is sent away from his new school. One dude is also claiming he was sodomized. Do you know what sodomy means?

A brand new Bonerline.

Aerosmith has a new show coming up. Sounds pretty awesome!

Mike Binder calls in to talk about his movies and his podcast, STANDUPWORLD. Check it out after you listen to ours.

Sydney Sweeney & Scooter Braun are meeting with rabbis?

John Cusack still looks weird.

People are pissed at Zendaya because she didn't stand up to shake the first lady of France, Brigitte Macron's, wife. Her parents obviously didn't teach her any manners.

Internet sleuths are the worst. This Nolan Wells case is a perfect example. Terrell Owens is getting sued as well as other content creators who have pointed the finger at the 3 white friends. Thai Rivera is on the case.

Tom Mazawey answered on the first try! He came out hot with a trivia question. The Detroit Lions make Maz nervous at Arizona this weekend. Maz has a hot take about UofM this year. Tyreek Hill is a real piece of work, eh?Tom is going to MSU vs Illinois this weekend. See ya, Tommy!

Drew is mad at Candace Buckner's NY Times WNBA story.

Jim's Picks: Top 10 Songs With Animal Sounds

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Gypsy-Rose Blanchard capitalizing on her ex's death, televangelist Jim Bakker dies, Meghan Markle & As Ever copy the Royal Family, one of the Cornell 7 flees the country, death row inmate Christa Pike wakes up, and Proposal Karen hates Mexicans.

Televangelist and con man Jim Bakker dies. Jessica Hahn was his final downfall, Jim & Tammy had a legendary Nightline interview. We check out Jim's famous delicious meals that'll keep you alive during the "end times".

Chris Brown's ex-girlfriends are at war... with each other.

One of the Cornell 7 has retained Diddy's defense lawyer. Another one has fled the country to Dubai. More importantly... how is this going to affect the frat?

Proposal Karen is the latest chick to go viral for being a mean nosey busybody that called the cops.

Some people think it's weird that Brooks Nader hangs out with her dad topless. Others find it perfectly "European".

Miley Cyrus album has nosedived to levels of biblical proportions.

Sebastian Maniscalco is trimming the fat on SiriusXM and lower-level comedians are pissed. Patton Oswalt and other whiners are now protesting.

Christa Pike is alive and well post-execution. #FreeChristaPike.

Poor Thomas Randolph lost many lovers. The documentary is on Netflix now.

Anthony Fenech hopped on ML Soul of Detroit to discuss his new book and feud with Justin Verlander.

University of Michigan TE Zack Marshall is in a group chat with a bunch of tattletales. Marc declares the Michigan season over.

Gypsy-Rose Blanchard killed her mother... then scammed tons of dudes while in prison... then decides to become a social media influencer... and is now profiting off her ex's death.

Pablo Torre Finds Out takes a look into CTE.

Stuttering John Melendez has turned 61. Unfortunately, he has been chased off the World Wide Web.

Nike is finished with politics now that it isn't profitable anymore

WKGW successfully ruined Braiden Bell's career.

Tyreek Hill is looking to make a comeback with the Kansas City Chiefs.

Meghan Markle is preparing to sell more garbage that nobody will buy. We see a glimpse of BOTholioaLilibet. She and Harry had a date night in the UK and somehow didn't need security. Her pilates studio has been doxxed.

Lorraine Wilkerson decided to give the courthouse a lawn job.

The friends of Nolan Wells are suing Terrell Owens for defamation. He's been watching too much Trent Out Loud.

Mike Binder will join us tomorrow.

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Magic Johnson's kid is mad at Rihanna, Eli Zaret in-studio after the Detroit Lions embarrassing loss, the Cornell 7 & #IAmJaneDoe, Olivia Dean v. Bill Withers, Ali G under attack, and Chris Brown's threatening his ex Diamond & her boyfriend.

Sporgy: Eli Zaret drops by to recap the Detroit Lions SNF loss to the Carolina Panthers. They're historically bad at defense. The Detroit Lions lost out on Joey Porter Jr. to the Dallas Cowboys. Tetairoa McMillan is good at football. Deshaun Watson is on top of the world. Terrion Arnold is cooked as his buddies turn on him. Drew remains a bit skeptical about Jameson Williams. The Arizona Cardinals are up next. The Michigan Wolverines lost the Little Brown Jug. Bryce Underwood has not been good at football this year... or last year. Lincoln Riley is on the hot seat at USC. MSU football is not good right now. The Steve Russell Show on WRUF will not tolerate naughty language. Every game is all about Holly Rowe. Terry Bradshaw is old and senile. Tony Romo and CBS have 'mutually' parted ways. The Detroit Red Wings are awful, the coaching is awful and the ownership is pathetic. Zack Gelof blames Comerica Park for sucking at baseball. It turns out Eli is tired of gambling ads on television. It also turns out gambling is a profitable business. Amon-Ra St. Brown is fined for the sticky icky.

Marc gave Trudi 'a look', forcing her work today.

The Cornell 7 is the hot new divisive story out there. AOC is weighing in on the topic. Some of the dudes in the gang bang have lost their jobs. #IAmJaneDoe is the new #MeToo. 

Tom Cruise's Digger is a total BOMB.

We're excited for Ali G: Who Iz I?. NewsCord Complaints are piling up thank to Israel.

Blake Lively is looking to her new publicist, Kelly Bush Novak, to make her likable.

Taylor Swift is famous and made a cameo on SNL.

Halle Berry strikes back! She's pretending to like her kid now. Doctors around the world still refuse to say 'menopause'.

Jay-Z didn't rape that girl anymore.

Chris Brown remains a public nuisance, but has never been bigger. He is tossing out death threats left and right. SNL is getting heat for a pretty funny Chris Brown/Usher sketch.

Olivia Dean rips off Bill Withers.

RIP Mary Louise Weller. Great rack.

RIP Dennis Hastert. Bad dude.

Maxine Waters wants nothing to do with Ben Crump and Nolan Wells... or she spaced out. 

Dana Walden is likely going to fire Jimmy Kimmel.

EJ Johnson is beefing with Rihanna. EJ gets an allowance from his dad, Magic, after failing at reality TV.

Ella Bleu Travolta is the latest nepo-baby to hit the runway.

Gregg 'Opie' Hughes is angry with Jim Norton for working with his friends. He's fallen pretty far. His family doesn't like him so much these days.

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Halle Berry accused of choking her son, recap of WATP Live, another Gypsy-Rose adjacent death, Ryan Seacrest's nipples, Pete Davidson v. Sophie Rain, Portland Trail Blazers fire broadcaster for his teenage tweets, and sides forming over Cornell 7 rape allegations.

Thanks to everybody who joined us at the Live WATP show at Rock & Brews Friday night.

Sports:  The Detroit Red Wings suck. Dylan Larkin made himself Detroit's public enemy #1. Michigan has lost the Little Brown Jug to Minnesota. Bryce Underwood is public enemy #2. Sherrone Moore forgot to report a rape. MSU football sucks too. Tarik Skubal pitched well in the MLB Playoffs... for LA.

The Cornell 7 is the new hot division story. #IAmJaneDoe on one side, doxxing and slut shaming on the other.

Drew and the WATP crew considered ketamine while rocking out to the Sex Pistols last night.

29-year-old Braiden Bell landed the Portland Trail Blazers play-by-play gig. WKGW finds tweets from 15-year-old Braiden. BLOWN OUT hours after being hired.

Kelly Carnes wore dreads to Burning Man. Guess why she's been BLOWN OUT from her job?

Stuart Reges fought the land acknowledgement and won.

Dave Portnoy and Barstool is OUT at Big Noon Kickoff.

Gypsy-Rose Blanchard's baby daddy has died of an overdose.

Death row inmate Christina Pike just won't die.

Pete Davidson is at war with Sophie Rain over his take on OnlyFans. They'll probably bang soon.

Antonio Brown can still do whatever he wants.

Halle Berry's ex-husband accuses her of abusing their 12-year-old son

John Cleese is not a fan of Islam.

Selma Blair claims to be blackballed after being mean to Islam.

Zach Bryan is #TeamMacklemore. Public Enemy is #TeamMacklemore.

Tom Mazawey is a drinker now.

Nolan Wells: Nolan Wells' friends are speaking out. Atlanta is still protesting his death. Ben Crump has recruited the Black Hebrew Israelites. Thai Rivera has the details. Nancy Grace has changed her tune and Nolan supporters are turning on her.

Drew's Virginia Tech Hokies lost in epic fashion over the weekend.

Russia is not ok with Kanye West's Hitler comments.

Some of Hayden Panettiere's very expensive jewelry is missing. Some people are saying her book is full of whoppers.

Look how HOT Ryan Seacrest is... with his extra large nipples.

Wynonna Judd is outed by Rosie O'Donnell as a 'Trump supporter'.

Flights: Al-Qaeda is urging more plane attacks. The crazy Flydubai pilot, Hammam al-Hammami, scheduled social media posts to celebrate his failed attack. The Bermuda Triangle strikes again.

Markleverse: Harry and Meghan stormed out of the Honor Bar after not being seated immediately. They had a romantic date in the UK recently. Princess Eugenie threw Meghan Markle's piece of crap book right in the trash.

Pablo Torre is ruining Tim Tebow's earning potential with Life Surge.

We'll be back tomorrow with Eli Zaret to recap the Detroit Lions vs the Carolina Panthers.

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