The Drew Lane Show

Tot Mom lectures about Shane Gillis & the death penalty, Michael McDonald's long-lost son, Meghan Markle v. Netflix, J Lo quits acting, The Tale of Norm Macdonald, Coach Brendan Schaub, Karen v. Karen, and we got our 50,000 YouTube subs.

We have reached 50,000 subscribers on YouTube. Thank you and shout out to those sending gifts that confuse Drew.

Mo can drive you anywhere you want. You should hire him.

Reminder that Trudi is making a paid appearance without us at Eloise Asylum in Westland.

Singer Michael McDonald was laying pipe at 13-years-old & just met the kid he gave up for adoption.

Karen and Karen face off over parking in front of a house in a historically Black neighborhood.

Cop Cam 1: We watch the arrest of a woman Drew calls 'Bossy Fatso Crop Top Linebacker'.

Cop Cam 2: A husband got really mad that his wife is sending hotter pics to her boyfriend instead of him.

Halle Berry is in court for allegations that she's a horrible mother.

JLo is quitting acting. She is now just a double-threat. 

Michael Keaton's Multiplicity > Ben Affleck's Animals.

Paramore's Hayley Williams is angry the KKK killed Nolan Wells.

Jalen Hurts has blood clots and has completely ruined BranDon's fantasy football season.

Shane Gillis Joke: Bobby Bones is sorry for liking the joke and does a mea culpa in the car of shame. Murderer Casey Anthony is very angry with Shane's humor and is preaching about it on her substack. Travis Kelce may be in trouble for simply 'liking' a post.

Laura Jarrett is the latest nepo-baby on NBC.

Michael Che has a new special out on Netflix.

Remember to catch Norm: The Tale of Norm Macdonald on Netflix. He will always be remembered for his epic Sully Sullenberger prequel.

Meghan Markle has no friends. The Gentlemen on Netflix wants NOTHING to do with Markle. She completely made a fool or herself in Nottingham.

Akaash Singh and his beast wife really want their own reality show.

Brendan Schaub is auditioning for a show revolving around his pee wee football skills.

Christina Pazsitzky is not taking divorce so well.

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Elon Musk's flying Roadster, Eli Zaret joins us after a Michigan QB change, Prince Harry & Meghan's Nottingham failure, OJ Simpson's accomplice, Corey Feldman's Angel contract, and Trudi gets a stalker

Eli Zaret stops by to recap the Michigan Wolverine's victory over Penn State. Tommy Carr > Bryce Underwood. Indiana lost in epic fashion to Ohio State. Notre Dame was kinda screwed. A 24-team college football playoff is stupid. Jahmyr Gibbs vs Barry Sanders: Who ya got? Detroit Lions DB Kerby Joseph is getting paid a lot to do nothing. The Detroit Red Wings are playing ok but they have the worst owner and management in the league. The MLB partnered up with Kalshi. Josh Jacobs may be back as early as next week. The WNBA players can't stand the National Anthem. Everybody hates Sophie Cunningham... except Donald Trump.

PAM is now AdjustFair Public Adjusters. Check them out for any insurance claim.

The Tesla Roadster is something out of The Jetsons. 

Drew falls for AI Clint Eastwood and Denzel Washington trying to sell him a honey/cinnamon elixir.

News of a new OJ Simpson accomplice surfaces.

The new Norm Macdonald documentary dropped. Drew wished he had a better team photo.

Timothy Busfield escaped some child abuse charges.

Frat Boys: A Cornell grad has been BLOWN OUT for being in a group chat with some Chi Phi bros. Jane Doe was swatted. Moises Freire is busted at a New York dorm. A frat boy at The University of Chicago was chased down following an alleged sexual assault in a bathroom.

Trudi was hit on at Walmart.

Kimberly Guilfoyle shares dick pics with her co-workers.

Katie Zacharia lasted a whopping 5 days as White House Press Secretary.

Carrot Top is alive... and back tonight at the Luxor! Some people are saying he's bringing this invention with him on stage.

Nobody showed up to see Meghan Markle and not-a-prince Harry. Alice Frazier doesn't care at all about 'royal protocol'.

Dakota Johnson and Machine Gun Kelly are banging like rabbits. Drew challenges MGK to a 'F*** Off'.

Megan Fox is promoting boner pills.

Adin Ross continues to platform the Island Boys.

Drew and Trudi saw some film called Below. Icebergs are cool.

Corey Feldman is a professional weasel and former Angel, Margot Lane, calls him out on it. Vice once covered Corey Feldman's birthday party at the 'Feldmansion'.

Films: Marc caught You Can See Everything in the theater. He recommends it. Tom Mazawey saw the new Facebook movie and he said it sucks. Greta Gerwig’s Narnia: The Magician's Nephew is going to BOMB on Netflix.

Kelly Clarkson is a huge loser after her stupid novelty store kerfuffle.

Shane Gillis Joke: Cecily Strong makes a comment. Martha Plimpton makes a comment. Michael Che was pressed on the issue by The Today Show. Ego Nwodim is mad at Gillis and we learn she is not funny.

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The Markles are coming back to America for the Holidays & Drew's mental health is at risk, Dave Landau graces us with his presence, Shane Gillis is angering all the WOKE FAKE influencers, Diddy has a broken head, and Kelly Clarkson does her best Ellen DeGeneres impression.

The Shane Gillis joke just won't go away. Unfunny woke idiots are so mad about it and won't let it go. Sorry. Shane is going to be just fine and much more successful than you.

Russell Brand's trial is probably going to go great for him.

Bella Hadid has a whore costume on the front page of Page Six today.

Sharon Stone hates Sydney Sweeney.

Kathy Griffin still isn't hot and hates Shane Gillis also.

DK Metcalf is fixing the Nolan Xavier Wells "murder."

Brand New Bonerline

Dave Landau is not as mad at Sebastian Maniscalco as other poor comics.

Kelly Clarkson is mad about not being able to buy a $15k bird. Her followers are going off on the tiny story in New York. Some people are saying she's "The New Ellen".

Halle Berry is Angry AGAIN at her 13 year old for ugly pictures he took of her.

Harry & Meghan are reportedly DONE with the UK.

Diddy got his head cracked in prison.

Jim's Picks: Top 10 1990s Movie Soundtracks

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Shane Gillis under attack for his SNL monologue, WATP Karl joins us after Stuttering John lost his lolsuit, Selma Blair arraigned, Gypsy Rose Blanchard beefing with sister-in-law, James Charles makes himself cry, Pablo Torre takes on Kelly Clarkston, and Miley Cyrus is basically a dude.

Pablo Torre is getting to the bottom of the Kelly Clarkson bird battle.

Dane Cook's documentary is out on Apple TV. You can buy it if you are wealthy. In short, he has a really bad brother.

Lyla eats gum live on the show.

The Cornell 7 story doesn't make fraternities look very good. Jane Doe text messages have made the situation a bit murky.

Jenna Jameson did NOT sleep with her entire high school football team.

Selma Blair forgot to take her medication and went a bit crazy. Her lawyer wants her to get special treatment because she's made a couple movies.

Andy Green has a new show on YouTube.

Mike Love is Surfin' DOA. Al Jardine continues to rock and commented on his former bandmate's health.

James Hetfield is tired of other artists popping off politically.

Sammy Hagar turned 79 and he got drunk.

A super rare Led Zepplin 7-inch vinyl was found by Antiques Roadshow.

Karl from WATP drops by to recap his victorious legal battle with Stuttering John Melendez and check out The Daily Beans take on Shane Gillis jokes. We also learn that actor Adam Busch is being threatened legally by Kevin Brennan.

Gypsy-Rose Blanchard is beefing with his dead ex's sister.

Miley Cyrus hates foreplay. She's too busy.

Lesley Stahl is clashing with Bari Weiss, but is not leaving 60 Minutes.

Tom Segura and Christina Pazsitzky are going through a messy split and handling things a bit differently.

James Charles opened a pop-up makeup store in New York and got awfully emotional about it.

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Kelly Clarkson beefing online with a novelty store, Selma Blair's plane meltdown, Mike Love: Surfin' USA Sitting Down, nepo-baby Dan Levy v. Shane Gillis, Cornell 7, Diddy rushed to hospital and Man v. Tiger.

Happy Columbus Day to everyone except Zohran Mamdani.

Marc doesn't understand the Banana Bowl championship- is it dancing or baseball?

Dying Celebrities: Barry Manilow is not able to complete his shows because he is feeble. Some people are saying Mike Love is dying ASAP. Frankie Valli remains hidden by the mob.

Nepo-babies Hannah Einbinder & Dan Levy are upset at Shane Gillis and his "misogynistic" SNL monologue.

Raw Dog Debacle: Bert Kreischer is forming a union for comedians. Many comedians remain upset despite Sebastian Maniscalco's response. Chris D'Elia has a pretty good take on the situation. Chad Zumock makes us chuckle. Liz Miele leads the comedian campaign.

Kelly Clarkson is battling a Brooklyn hobby store over a stupid (and expensive) piece of art.

Selma Blair lost her marbles on an airplane... AGAIN.

A man jumped into a Tiger enclosure in the UK. He quickly died via feline.

The Lorne Michaels documentary is available on Netflix.

Manson Family members are still trying to get out of prison.

A school in California forfeits a football game after the team captain posted "Free the Cornell 7". A local kid is getting heat for being in the fraternity group chat. 

Zyn gives Drew the hiccups again.

Diddy was injured in prison, but he's fine. He's not paying his lawyers.

The Feds raided Ilhan Omar's home.

Kimberly Guilfoyle is about to lose her job.

Britney Spears dropped a new song and barely anybody noticed. She then went ahead and posted another insane Instagram post.

Brother Bilaal continues his battle with Will and Jada Pinkett Smith. He's a huge fan of our show. You can help fund his legal fund against the Smiths by buying his book.  Or you can donate via Cash App- $bbopulent.

Breaking Bad's RJ Mitte committed suicide. Anybody see Aaron Paul lately?

Karl Hamburger will join us tomorrow.

We'll leave you with some Mike Ditka's greatest moments on our show.

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