The Drew Lane Show

Paul Pierce NBA millions are gone, Best Screams in Music History, creepy Thomas Markle, Chris Brown spared jail, and Drew's on Ozempic. PLUS - WATP Karl with Opie's hack Halloween bits, Howard Stern's C**ktober, and the show that replaced us on WLLZ.

100.3 WNIC begins playing Christmas music next Thursday. Jay Towers, meanwhile, has Bobby Brown's son working him out in the gym.

RIP: Former NHL player Ron Duguay passed. Star of Kate & Alice Susan Saint James passed. Tom Skerritt passed.

WNBA Drama: Victories are dedicated to 'the gays'. Robin Roberts is livid that the WNBA means nothing and has to play a championship game at 12:30PM

Hannah Berner and Paige DeSorbo of the Giggly Squad have sold out Madison Square Garden. Her husband, Des Bishop, couldn't do that.

Ethan Klein and the H3 Podcast went hard at others during their scandals... but are now getting pounded for their own. This has been very difficult for Trisha Paytas and Moses Hacmon. Brendan Schaub and TFATK expertly break down the major story. Klein's mistress, Tamara Joseph, is no prize.

WATP's Karl Hamburger joins the show to cover the shocking fall of Gregg "Opie" Hughes. Karl introduces us to hilarious comic, Erik Morino... who is somehow better than his other co-host. WLLZ has dropped The Drew Lane Show for The John Clay Wolfe Show. Listen to Karl's breakdown of the show right here. Howard Stern is wrapping up 'C***tober'. Get ready for male nudity on HBO this week. It turns out Bill Burr is not a very good interviewer.

Drew has begun his Ozempic journey.

Reminder that PAM is now Adjust Fair Public Adjusters.

Cass Tech students march for Nolan Wells and have zero details about the case. Ben Crump is not a very good reader.

Thomas Markle is in big trouble. Meghan Markle tries to make it a victory for herself, but everyone still hates her. We watch as Thomas was served an angry letter from his beast of a daughter. Meghan Markle is a TV host now. Meghan's niece is popping off about grandpa as well.

Lamar Odom is an OnlyFans star now. Fellow OF stars Le'Veon Bell and Antonio Brown collaborate.

Jay-Z is officially in as the Super Bowl Halftime Show. We wonder if his son Rymir Satterthwaite will attend. Hopefully the nepo-brat he does acknowledge won't be there.

Drake's 40th birthday wish was having the Backstreet Boys perform for him.

Chris Brown avoids jail time for his nightclub attack.

Rolling Stone Magazine put out their 31 Best Screams in Music History. They also put out the 200 Greatest Rock Songs of the 21st Century So Far. This is the best song in 26 years.

Former Dallas Cowboy Dez Bryant was detained by police after a scuffle with some drag racers.

Ex-NBA Star Paul Pierce made $195M in his NBA career. He now claims he is broke.

Sofía Vergara is banging the lead singer of the crappy Imagine Dragons.

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Detroit Lions win a wacky NFL game, Eli Zaret in-studio, entitled Britt McHenry fired, YouTuber Ethan Klein's affair ends his show, Stevie Wonder evicts girlfriend, and Meghan Markle's victory lap over the horrific Thomas Markle allegations.

Eli drops by to recap the Detroit Lions victory of the Green Bay Packers. GB RB Josh Jacobs makes his triumphant return to the NFL. GB K Trey Smack is bad at kicking footballs. A tough Minnesota Vikings defense comes to town next week. TE Sam LaPorta still has a little drama surrounding him. Aaron Rodgers popped off on the NFL after a Pittsburgh Steelers victory. The NFL did Philadelphia Eagles QB Jalen Hurts dirty. Cleveland Browns QB Deshaun Watson is on top of the world. The World Series is underway but a strike is looming when the series wraps up. Michigan's offense put on a pathetic display against Indiana on Saturday. The cult blames Jason Beck. Michigan State is not good at football anymore. LeBron James disrespects The Star-Spangled Banner and some people aren't happy about it. The WNBA is toxic. Knickson Fyve was named after an NBA Championship.

We watch an angry woman (redhead) at Trader Joe's shouts in the parking lot.

Don't mess with the mayor of Pemberton, NJ at a city council meeting.

WNBA Drama: Enes Kanter is not welcome courtside at WNBA games. Strict dress codes are being enforced at women's soccer game and now the U.S. Department of Justice is investigating.

Britt McHenry tossed a drink in a fan's face at a Washington Wizards game. She has since been BLOWN OUT of the State Department. She's been known to be quite the pest in the past... on multiple occasions. Some dude from TMZ got dragged into the mess and has to explain his role.

Careful filming high school volleyball games these days.

We're reminded of The Try Guys and their ridiculous apology after kicking Ned Fulmer out of their business.

YouTuber Ethan Klein has betrayed his wife and co-host, Hila, by committing adultery. His "crew" is so affected that they all quit.

Singer Slayyyter is really sorry for having racist tweets when she was 15-year-old.

Markleverse: Thomas Markle Sr. has been accused of having images of child sexual abuse. Thomas Jr. has turned on his father. Samantha Markle backs Thomas Sr. Meghan takes a victory lap, but shows she's complicit. To cheer us up, we watch Meghan Markle make a fool of herself.

Pablo Torre Finds Out is going hard at Tim Tebow and Life Surge.

Billie Eilish is selling perfume so you can smell how she looks.

We're hoping to see a current picture of Amanda Bynes but she's in hiding.

Some chick has been mooching off Stevie Wonder for 38 years and "he's" finally seen enough.

William Devane is not a great spokesperson, as Rosland Capital files for bankruptcy.

Breaking News: Ned Fulmer eloquently comments on the Ethan Klein situation.

We will be back TUESDAY with Karl Hamburger from WATP.

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Theo Von's Netflix special gets panned, Justice for Nolan Wells march, more Shane Gillis fallout, Kid Rock's new album, the most catfished woman, a new Bonerline, Maz on Sports, and Jim's Picks: Top 10 Most Overrated 1970s bands.

Milwaukee Brewers fans are getting screwed by The Golden Ticket.

Cashier gets accused of being racist at Buffalo Wild Wings. Some people are saying the woman taking the video was racist.

Nolan Wells is ALL ABOUT social media and getting views. Thai Rivera is on the case.

Some people are saying Theo Von's special on Netflix was BRUTAL! What do you think?

Candace Owens was allegedly on some lesbian dating sites back in the day. HOT!

Cornell 7 is bringing out more college bad frat stories.

We get Tom Mazawey on early to talk about Sam LaPorta trashing the Detroit Lions news. Tom gives a hot take about the Lions vs Packers game. Maz HATES the WNBA broads. Maz loves UofM's Tommy Carr and likes Michigan getting the points. Tom predicts the World Series winners. See ya, Tommy!

Drew is bummed out by CeCe Rose. Full disclosure...Drew has not been scammed by any CeCe Rose imposters.

Fly on the Wall with David Spade & Dana Carvey took on the Shane Gillis joke.

Brand new Bonerline.

Some people are saying Ed Sheeran is a worse dude than Chris Brown.

Get ready for a Jay Z Halftime Show.

Kid Rock's newest album is out. What do you think?

Keenan Thompson's response about Shane Gillis was a bummer.

Bert Kreischer just NAILED the Shane Gillis SNL monologue.

Trash Tuesday on Tiger Belly was a disaster. Khalyla doesn't want comedians to be successful.

Jim's Picks: Top 10 Most Overrated 1970s Bands.

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Buzzfeed takes on Travis Kelce over lame 15-year-old tweets, Prince Harry's know-it-all GQ interview, Demonic North West, Antonio Brown to do stand-up, Carrot Top returns to the stage, Jay-Z picks himself for Super Bowl Halftime, and Spike & Hank interview Taryn Asher.

The World Series is set with the Milwaukee Brewers vs the Tampa Bay Rays.

Carrot Top made his return to the Luxor stage in Las Vegas following a suicide attempt.

Drew caught Trudi's newest favorite movie, Animals. Drew is not impressed.

Christina Applegate does not have MS anymore.

Jay-Z has chosen himself as the next Super Bowl Halftime Show performer.

North West is being accused of being demonic on TikTok. Her wonderful mother comes to her defense. Kylie Jenner wore a $50M bra to the Victoria Secret show and the other models were super jealous. Kim sure has gone through a few dongs.

Kobe Bryant's daughter has achieved her dream of being a Victoria Secret model.

Kimberly Guilfoyle is a mess. Hire her to speak at your event for only $20k.

France is pretty crazy lately. Lola-Fleur Whittaker could not care less. 

Paul McCartney remembers being born. Sure, Paul. Drew found a totally new Beatles video. Drew fawns over Paul's drumming skills.

The Rolling Stones are still cranking out new music.

Pablo Torre tracked down Wu-Tang Clan's one-of-a-kind album, Once Upon a Time in Shaolin. It was once owned by Martin Shkreli.

The Green Bay Packers play the Los Angeles Rams on Thanksgiving Eve... and U2 is performing.

Travis Kelce is getting heat from Buzzfeed for 15-year-old deleted tweets. All because he liked a Shane Gillis tweet.

Michael Che says 'retard'... a lot.

Great NFL Guys: Tyreek Hill is still looking to make a comeback. Nobody seems to care about any of his recent troubles. Josh Jacobs is coming back to boost the Green Bay Packers offense. Deshaun Watson is in first place and loved once again. Antonio Brown is a stand up comedian now. Le'Veon Bell remains an OnlyFans model.

John Hinckley Jr. has podfaded and missing from YouTube since he last posted about Jodie Foster.

Prince Harry does an interview with GQ about his "MasterClass" on grief Did you know his mom died?

Taryn Asher breaks her silence on her Fox 2 departure with Spike and Hank.

Some people are saying Tom Mazawey should steal Jason Carr's idea.

Cordarrelle Patterson has been busted for domestic assault.

The Detroit Pistons defeated the Boston Celtics in the NBA season opener.

Tomorrow: A new Bonerline. Another list from Jim. Maybe Tom Mazawey shows up.

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Tot Mom lectures about Shane Gillis & the death penalty, Michael McDonald's long-lost son, Meghan Markle v. Netflix, J Lo quits acting, The Tale of Norm Macdonald, Coach Brendan Schaub, Karen v. Karen, and we got our 50,000 YouTube subs.

We have reached 50,000 subscribers on YouTube. Thank you and shout out to those sending gifts that confuse Drew.

Mo can drive you anywhere you want. You should hire him.

Reminder that Trudi is making a paid appearance without us at Eloise Asylum in Westland.

Singer Michael McDonald was laying pipe at 13-years-old & just met the kid he gave up for adoption.

Karen and Karen face off over parking in front of a house in a historically Black neighborhood.

Cop Cam 1: We watch the arrest of a woman Drew calls 'Bossy Fatso Crop Top Linebacker'.

Cop Cam 2: A husband got really mad that his wife is sending hotter pics to her boyfriend instead of him.

Halle Berry is in court for allegations that she's a horrible mother.

JLo is quitting acting. She is now just a double-threat. 

Michael Keaton's Multiplicity > Ben Affleck's Animals.

Paramore's Hayley Williams is angry the KKK killed Nolan Wells.

Jalen Hurts has blood clots and has completely ruined BranDon's fantasy football season.

Shane Gillis Joke: Bobby Bones is sorry for liking the joke and does a mea culpa in the car of shame. Murderer Casey Anthony is very angry with Shane's humor and is preaching about it on her substack. Travis Kelce may be in trouble for simply 'liking' a post.

Laura Jarrett is the latest nepo-baby on NBC.

Michael Che has a new special out on Netflix.

Remember to catch Norm: The Tale of Norm Macdonald on Netflix. He will always be remembered for his epic Sully Sullenberger prequel.

Meghan Markle has no friends. The Gentlemen on Netflix wants NOTHING to do with Markle. She completely made a fool or herself in Nottingham.

Akaash Singh and his beast wife really want their own reality show.

Brendan Schaub is auditioning for a show revolving around his pee wee football skills.

Christina Pazsitzky is not taking divorce so well.

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