The Drew Lane Show

Elon Musk's flying Roadster, Eli Zaret joins us after a Michigan QB change, Prince Harry & Meghan's Nottingham failure, OJ Simpson's accomplice, Corey Feldman's Angel contract, and Trudi gets a stalker

Eli Zaret stops by to recap the Michigan Wolverine's victory over Penn State. Tommy Carr > Bryce Underwood. Indiana lost in epic fashion to Ohio State. Notre Dame was kinda screwed. A 24-team college football playoff is stupid. Jahmyr Gibbs vs Barry Sanders: Who ya got? Detroit Lions DB Kerby Joseph is getting paid a lot to do nothing. The Detroit Red Wings are playing ok but they have the worst owner and management in the league. The MLB partnered up with Kalshi. Josh Jacobs may be back as early as next week. The WNBA players can't stand the National Anthem. Everybody hates Sophie Cunningham... except Donald Trump.

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The Tesla Roadster is something out of The Jetsons. 

Drew falls for AI Clint Eastwood and Denzel Washington trying to sell him a honey/cinnamon elixir.

News of a new OJ Simpson accomplice surfaces.

The new Norm Macdonald documentary dropped. Drew wished he had a better team photo.

Timothy Busfield escaped some child abuse charges.

Frat Boys: A Cornell grad has been BLOWN OUT for being in a group chat with some Chi Phi bros. Jane Doe was swatted. Moises Freire is busted at a New York dorm. A frat boy at The University of Chicago was chased down following an alleged sexual assault in a bathroom.

Trudi was hit on at Walmart.

Kimberly Guilfoyle shares dick pics with her co-workers.

Katie Zacharia lasted a whopping 5 days as White House Press Secretary.

Carrot Top is alive... and back tonight at the Luxor! Some people are saying he's bringing this invention with him on stage.

Nobody showed up to see Meghan Markle and not-a-prince Harry. Alice Frazier doesn't care at all about 'royal protocol'.

Dakota Johnson and Machine Gun Kelly are banging like rabbits. Drew challenges MGK to a 'F*** Off'.

Megan Fox is promoting boner pills.

Adin Ross continues to platform the Island Boys.

Drew and Trudi saw some film called Below. Icebergs are cool.

Corey Feldman is a professional weasel and former Angel, Margot Lane, calls him out on it. Vice once covered Corey Feldman's birthday party at the 'Feldmansion'.

Films: Marc caught You Can See Everything in the theater. He recommends it. Tom Mazawey saw the new Facebook movie and he said it sucks. Greta Gerwig’s Narnia: The Magician's Nephew is going to BOMB on Netflix.

Kelly Clarkson is a huge loser after her stupid novelty store kerfuffle.

Shane Gillis Joke: Cecily Strong makes a comment. Martha Plimpton makes a comment. Michael Che was pressed on the issue by The Today Show. Ego Nwodim is mad at Gillis and we learn she is not funny.

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The Markles are coming back to America for the Holidays & Drew's mental health is at risk, Dave Landau graces us with his presence, Shane Gillis is angering all the WOKE FAKE influencers, Diddy has a broken head, and Kelly Clarkson does her best Ellen DeGeneres impression.

The Shane Gillis joke just won't go away. Unfunny woke idiots are so mad about it and won't let it go. Sorry. Shane is going to be just fine and much more successful than you.

Russell Brand's trial is probably going to go great for him.

Bella Hadid has a whore costume on the front page of Page Six today.

Sharon Stone hates Sydney Sweeney.

Kathy Griffin still isn't hot and hates Shane Gillis also.

DK Metcalf is fixing the Nolan Xavier Wells "murder."

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Dave Landau is not as mad at Sebastian Maniscalco as other poor comics.

Kelly Clarkson is mad about not being able to buy a $15k bird. Her followers are going off on the tiny story in New York. Some people are saying she's "The New Ellen".

Halle Berry is Angry AGAIN at her 13 year old for ugly pictures he took of her.

Harry & Meghan are reportedly DONE with the UK.

Diddy got his head cracked in prison.

Jim's Picks: Top 10 1990s Movie Soundtracks

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Shane Gillis under attack for his SNL monologue, WATP Karl joins us after Stuttering John lost his lolsuit, Selma Blair arraigned, Gypsy Rose Blanchard beefing with sister-in-law, James Charles makes himself cry, Pablo Torre takes on Kelly Clarkston, and Miley Cyrus is basically a dude.

Pablo Torre is getting to the bottom of the Kelly Clarkson bird battle.

Dane Cook's documentary is out on Apple TV. You can buy it if you are wealthy. In short, he has a really bad brother.

Lyla eats gum live on the show.

The Cornell 7 story doesn't make fraternities look very good. Jane Doe text messages have made the situation a bit murky.

Jenna Jameson did NOT sleep with her entire high school football team.

Selma Blair forgot to take her medication and went a bit crazy. Her lawyer wants her to get special treatment because she's made a couple movies.

Andy Green has a new show on YouTube.

Mike Love is Surfin' DOA. Al Jardine continues to rock and commented on his former bandmate's health.

James Hetfield is tired of other artists popping off politically.

Sammy Hagar turned 79 and he got drunk.

A super rare Led Zepplin 7-inch vinyl was found by Antiques Roadshow.

Karl from WATP drops by to recap his victorious legal battle with Stuttering John Melendez and check out The Daily Beans take on Shane Gillis jokes. We also learn that actor Adam Busch is being threatened legally by Kevin Brennan.

Gypsy-Rose Blanchard is beefing with his dead ex's sister.

Miley Cyrus hates foreplay. She's too busy.

Lesley Stahl is clashing with Bari Weiss, but is not leaving 60 Minutes.

Tom Segura and Christina Pazsitzky are going through a messy split and handling things a bit differently.

James Charles opened a pop-up makeup store in New York and got awfully emotional about it.

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Kelly Clarkson beefing online with a novelty store, Selma Blair's plane meltdown, Mike Love: Surfin' USA Sitting Down, nepo-baby Dan Levy v. Shane Gillis, Cornell 7, Diddy rushed to hospital and Man v. Tiger.

Happy Columbus Day to everyone except Zohran Mamdani.

Marc doesn't understand the Banana Bowl championship- is it dancing or baseball?

Dying Celebrities: Barry Manilow is not able to complete his shows because he is feeble. Some people are saying Mike Love is dying ASAP. Frankie Valli remains hidden by the mob.

Nepo-babies Hannah Einbinder & Dan Levy are upset at Shane Gillis and his "misogynistic" SNL monologue.

Raw Dog Debacle: Bert Kreischer is forming a union for comedians. Many comedians remain upset despite Sebastian Maniscalco's response. Chris D'Elia has a pretty good take on the situation. Chad Zumock makes us chuckle. Liz Miele leads the comedian campaign.

Kelly Clarkson is battling a Brooklyn hobby store over a stupid (and expensive) piece of art.

Selma Blair lost her marbles on an airplane... AGAIN.

A man jumped into a Tiger enclosure in the UK. He quickly died via feline.

The Lorne Michaels documentary is available on Netflix.

Manson Family members are still trying to get out of prison.

A school in California forfeits a football game after the team captain posted "Free the Cornell 7". A local kid is getting heat for being in the fraternity group chat. 

Zyn gives Drew the hiccups again.

Diddy was injured in prison, but he's fine. He's not paying his lawyers.

The Feds raided Ilhan Omar's home.

Kimberly Guilfoyle is about to lose her job.

Britney Spears dropped a new song and barely anybody noticed. She then went ahead and posted another insane Instagram post.

Brother Bilaal continues his battle with Will and Jada Pinkett Smith. He's a huge fan of our show. You can help fund his legal fund against the Smiths by buying his book.  Or you can donate via Cash App- $bbopulent.

Breaking Bad's RJ Mitte committed suicide. Anybody see Aaron Paul lately?

Karl Hamburger will join us tomorrow.

We'll leave you with some Mike Ditka's greatest moments on our show.

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RIP Mike Ditka, Eli Zaret joins us after a Detroit Lions victory, 6-year-old shooter cop cam, Sebastian Maniscalco apologizes, not-a-Prince Harry's newest grift, Stuttering John loses his LOLsuit, #FreeChristaPike, and a new JFK book about his sexploits.

Eli Zaret drops by to recap the Lions win over the Arizona Cardinals. Some people are saying Jahmyr Gibbs is Barry Sanders-esque. Marvin Harrison Jr. was traded mid-game. The Big Ten is terrible at football. MSU got screwed by the referees. Drew likes Butt... Jake Butt and Devin Gardner's podcast. Tarik Skubal and Jacob Misiorowski meet tonight in the NLCS and we're pumped. The Montreal Canadiens want Dylan Larkin. Chris Ilitch is a really bad team owner. The WNBA Playoffs are underway (nobody cares) but drama continues. It turns out the straight white stars in the league aren't well liked. Tim Tebow might not be the great guy we thought he was. RIP Cynthia Miller. Thoughts with Dan and his family at this time.

RIP Mike Ditka.

Stuttering John Melendez has lost his LOLsuit against WATP's Karl Hamburger and TSN's Shuli Egar. Anthony Cumia is piling on by filing his own defamation lawsuit.

Sarah Fields served Isaiah Harris live on TikTok after talking trash about Nolan Wells' friends.

Tyreek Hill is in a civil assault and battery trial as well as a divorce proceeding brought by his wife, Keeta Vaccaro. We'll see if he jumps back into the NFL.

Joe Rogan has signed a new Spotify deal and he remains rich.

Lower-level comedians are SO angry that they're not getting lifetime money from SiriusXM. Sebastian Maniscalco has no idea what's going on, but apologizes anyway.

Christa Pike defeated execution. Unfortunately, they've tossed her back in the slammer.

Cop cam footage of a 6-year-old school shooter has been released. He probably got detention. His mother came to his defense.

There is a new JFK book out and it's all about the a** he was smashing. His WhosDatedWho is legendary and deserves it's own memorial.

Megan Fox looks different. She also has launched an OnlyFans competitor named Subs.com.

Kimberly Guilfoyle looks different. She also got busted asking for a bribe.

Halle Berry's daughter is claiming that Halle Berry is not abusive. We learn Halle Berry was once busted for a hit-and-run accident.

Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt are STILL fighting about that stupid winery.

Markleverse: Prince Harry got booed at a rugby game. SNL UK humiliated the royal couple as well. Harry is a "student of grief" and grifting off it. Prince Harry does MDMA and probably other hard drugs. Meghan Markle has a brand-new best friend in Malala Yousafzai.

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