The Drew Lane Show

Kevin Federline's massive debt, Eli Zaret after the Detroit Lions knock off Minnesota, Florida Learjet crash kills 9, Miley Cyrus pulls a Kanye, slutty Hollywood Halloween costumes, and Jerry Seinfeld's Top 4 Seinfeld Episodes.

Sports: Eli Zaret joins the show following a Detroit Lions victory over the previously unbeaten Minnesota Vikings. Defensive Captain Jack Campbell had a devastating injury in which he was carted off the field. Wu-Tang Clan will perform the Thanksgiving Halftime Show in Detroit. The Tampa Bay Bucs won a game without completing a single pass. Michigan won a game but are very bummed out it was against Rutgers. Ohio State sucks at football now without a QB. We watch an incredible ending to a high school football game. Josh Jacobs has more women coming out with allegations against him. Justin Tucker is ready for his second chance. The Milwaukee Brewers won the World Series, but ratings weren't that great. RIP June Jones. Dylan Larkin is the worst captain in Detroit Red Wings history. Angel Reese lost the WNBA Championship, but we have no idea which team won.

Bill Belichick and Jordon Hudson have broken up. Love is dead.

9 people are killed in Florida after a Learjet crashes and erupts into flames in Palm Beach County. The footage and audio are shocking.

Drew was reminded of a Saturday night in 1977. His recent Saturday nights are filled with pretty bad joke writing.

Drew started watching this new Carrie movie... but quickly learns it is an 8-episode series and he may not have time to finish now.

You can watch the SCTV: The Greatest Show You've Never Heard Of doc on Netflix.

Jerry Seinfeld dropped his favorite Seinfeld episodes.

RIP Jerry Koosman. He made Drew cry like a little girl.

Heat director Michael Mann shot himself on accident.

Hollywood Halloween costumes remained slutty this year.

Christina Aguilera loves giving oral sex to men. She recently took a hot nude selfie in a bathtub.

Kelly Kay shares romantic love-making stories with Machine Gun Kelly.

Isa Casahuga-Lemgruber popped off at a Turning Point USA event at the University of Texas at San Antonio. She has since ruined her and her parent's lives.

Kevin Federline is poor without Britney Spear's money and is now being sued by City National Bank. We find the entire series of Britney & Kevin: Chaotic.

Drew liked R.E.M. before it was cool.

Kanye West set a rap concert attendance record on Halloween at Reliant Stadium.

Nepo-baby Miley Cyrus hates her fiancé. Her latest album was awful. Her recent show at the Hollywood Bowl was a disaster and she barely sang. Miley's friends are super concerned for her well-being. Miley was so crushed by her separation with Liam Hemsworth that she had to rebound with another woman. She makes Dolly Parton's death all about HER.

Some people are saying Theo Von steals jokes... from really bad comics.

The show is siding with Paris Jackson against the Michael Jackson estate executors.

Haley Stevens has switched her political support to Mike Rogers after a beef regarding a political ad. Vivek Ramaswamy is catching heat for his own ad against Amy Acton... who apparently LOVES to drink.

North Korea hacked Binance crypto and ripped off $6B.

Grandma has snitched on grandpa in the shooting of their son-in-law.

Asia Nguyen-Duy killed his parents and then went limp in the courtroom.

It turns out this Thomas Markle dude is a bad guy.

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Dakota Johnson won't shut up about her sex life, Halle Berry loses in court, Tom Brady's team photo, Dylan Larkin suspended, Rolling Stone's Top 200 Rock Songs of The 21st Century, Maz "shoes up", and Jim's Picks: Top 10 "Perfect" Songs.

Breaking News: Halle Berry lost her ass in court.

The Cornell 7 are asking for things. They want Letitia James removed as Special Prosecutor.

Tom Brady's wiener is super busy with models again.

Matthew Perry's Boys Will Be Boys is the worst show to ever air on television.

Brand New Bonerline.

Dakota Johnson & MGK are having the best sex ever. We're so glad we keep hearing about it.

We finally get Maz on the phone after he "shoed up". Unfortunately, he missed the WNBA game today. Maz LOVED the MLB Playoffs. Dylan Larkin has been suspended WITHOUT PAY. Maz doesn't trust UofM against Rutgers. Maz has a hot take on the Detroit Lions vs Minnesota Vikings score. See ya, Tommy.

Bonnie McFarlane is now caught up in the Shane Gillis mess. Thanks a lot, Legion of Skanks.

Bobby Lee was on with Neil Brennan to promote his new special and he doesn't even want to go very hard to defend Shane Gillis.

Some weird stuff was going on with Meghan Markle today. Guess it's just a normal Thursday. So is it Thomas Jr's or Thomas Sr's box?

Rolling Stone's Top 200 Rock Songs of The 21st Century is causing a ton of controversy. We watch some of the "authors" of the list make themselves look dumber.

Jim's Picks: Top 10 Most Perfect Songs.

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"The One About Matthew Perry" premiered on Netflix, Alexander Brothers sentenced to 30 years, Joe Buck v. Troy Aikman, Kordell Stewart Slash & Burn doc on HBO, Nicolas Cage fails as John Madden and Corey Feldman's stuck in the last row.

RIP Donnie Iris.

If Stevie Wonder could see what Carmen Efferson has done with his LA home, he'd be really angry.

Sports: Creepy kicker Justin Tucker gets a 2nd chance with the Kansas City Chiefs. Kerby Joseph has returned to Detroit Lions practice. Joe Buck and Troy Aikman are beefing. The Manning Brothers > Pat McAfee. Dan Orlovsky has no idea what 'percent' means.

The Alexander brothers are each jailed for 30 years. Christa Pike is alive and recovering to be killed all over again. Jacob Morley escaped a Tennessee prison and remains on the run. The 15-year-old mass shooter at Florida A&M to be tried as an adult.

Some unknown celebrity is in deep trouble for sexual misconduct in the UK. The web is sleuthing trying to unmask the celeb.

Russell Brand is in UK court testifying in his rape trial.

The Matthew Perry Netflix documentary featured zero cast members from Friends.

Kordell Stewart/Slash & Burn is out on HBO and it's pretty gay.

Markleverse: Meghan Markle scoots off on vacation after protecting her evil father for 8 years. Markle has landed a gig at Junior MasterChef Australia. Thomas Markle's first wife kept the secret for over 40 years. 

JLo thinks she's a better director than Robert Zemeckis. The Last Mrs. Parrish is going to fail.

Nicolas Cage is playing John Madden and his portrayal looks terrible.

Christina Pazsitzky is tired of the First Date with Lauren Compton podcast at YMH Studios.

Corey Feldman is meeting stars in LA left and right. We watch him butcher Man in the Mirror and then butcher a Foreigner encore (with special guest Gary Hoey).

Drew is reminded of Boys Will Be Boys starring Matthew Perry and 'The Booch'.

Drew is ALL IN on Laguna Beach Season 3.

The kids involved in an altercation with former NFL player Dez Bryant are speaking out.

Join Trudi Friday night at Eloise Asylum for some spooky fun.

Jim is bringing a new list tomorrow and everyone will like it.

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Paul Pierce NBA millions are gone, Best Screams in Music History, creepy Thomas Markle, Chris Brown spared jail, and Drew's on Ozempic. PLUS - WATP Karl with Opie's hack Halloween bits, Howard Stern's C**ktober, and the show that replaced us on WLLZ.

100.3 WNIC begins playing Christmas music next Thursday. Jay Towers, meanwhile, has Bobby Brown's son working him out in the gym.

RIP: Former NHL player Ron Duguay passed. Star of Kate & Alice Susan Saint James passed. Tom Skerritt passed.

WNBA Drama: Victories are dedicated to 'the gays'. Robin Roberts is livid that the WNBA means nothing and has to play a championship game at 12:30PM

Hannah Berner and Paige DeSorbo of the Giggly Squad have sold out Madison Square Garden. Her husband, Des Bishop, couldn't do that.

Ethan Klein and the H3 Podcast went hard at others during their scandals... but are now getting pounded for their own. This has been very difficult for Trisha Paytas and Moses Hacmon. Brendan Schaub and TFATK expertly break down the major story. Klein's mistress, Tamara Joseph, is no prize.

WATP's Karl Hamburger joins the show to cover the shocking fall of Gregg "Opie" Hughes. Karl introduces us to hilarious comic, Erik Morino... who is somehow better than his other co-host. WLLZ has dropped The Drew Lane Show for The John Clay Wolfe Show. Listen to Karl's breakdown of the show right here. Howard Stern is wrapping up 'C***tober'. Get ready for male nudity on HBO this week. It turns out Bill Burr is not a very good interviewer.

Drew has begun his Ozempic journey.

Reminder that PAM is now Adjust Fair Public Adjusters.

Cass Tech students march for Nolan Wells and have zero details about the case. Ben Crump is not a very good reader.

Thomas Markle is in big trouble. Meghan Markle tries to make it a victory for herself, but everyone still hates her. We watch as Thomas was served an angry letter from his beast of a daughter. Meghan Markle is a TV host now. Meghan's niece is popping off about grandpa as well.

Lamar Odom is an OnlyFans star now. Fellow OF stars Le'Veon Bell and Antonio Brown collaborate.

Jay-Z is officially in as the Super Bowl Halftime Show. We wonder if his son Rymir Satterthwaite will attend. Hopefully the nepo-brat he does acknowledge won't be there.

Drake's 40th birthday wish was having the Backstreet Boys perform for him.

Chris Brown avoids jail time for his nightclub attack.

Rolling Stone Magazine put out their 31 Best Screams in Music History. They also put out the 200 Greatest Rock Songs of the 21st Century So Far. This is the best song in 26 years.

Former Dallas Cowboy Dez Bryant was detained by police after a scuffle with some drag racers.

Ex-NBA Star Paul Pierce made $195M in his NBA career. He now claims he is broke.

Sofía Vergara is banging the lead singer of the crappy Imagine Dragons.

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Detroit Lions win a wacky NFL game, Eli Zaret in-studio, entitled Britt McHenry fired, YouTuber Ethan Klein's affair ends his show, Stevie Wonder evicts girlfriend, and Meghan Markle's victory lap over the horrific Thomas Markle allegations.

Eli drops by to recap the Detroit Lions victory of the Green Bay Packers. GB RB Josh Jacobs makes his triumphant return to the NFL. GB K Trey Smack is bad at kicking footballs. A tough Minnesota Vikings defense comes to town next week. TE Sam LaPorta still has a little drama surrounding him. Aaron Rodgers popped off on the NFL after a Pittsburgh Steelers victory. The NFL did Philadelphia Eagles QB Jalen Hurts dirty. Cleveland Browns QB Deshaun Watson is on top of the world. The World Series is underway but a strike is looming when the series wraps up. Michigan's offense put on a pathetic display against Indiana on Saturday. The cult blames Jason Beck. Michigan State is not good at football anymore. LeBron James disrespects The Star-Spangled Banner and some people aren't happy about it. The WNBA is toxic. Knickson Fyve was named after an NBA Championship.

We watch an angry woman (redhead) at Trader Joe's shouts in the parking lot.

Don't mess with the mayor of Pemberton, NJ at a city council meeting.

WNBA Drama: Enes Kanter is not welcome courtside at WNBA games. Strict dress codes are being enforced at women's soccer game and now the U.S. Department of Justice is investigating.

Britt McHenry tossed a drink in a fan's face at a Washington Wizards game. She has since been BLOWN OUT of the State Department. She's been known to be quite the pest in the past... on multiple occasions. Some dude from TMZ got dragged into the mess and has to explain his role.

Careful filming high school volleyball games these days.

We're reminded of The Try Guys and their ridiculous apology after kicking Ned Fulmer out of their business.

YouTuber Ethan Klein has betrayed his wife and co-host, Hila, by committing adultery. His "crew" is so affected that they all quit.

Singer Slayyyter is really sorry for having racist tweets when she was 15-year-old.

Markleverse: Thomas Markle Sr. has been accused of having images of child sexual abuse. Thomas Jr. has turned on his father. Samantha Markle backs Thomas Sr. Meghan takes a victory lap, but shows she's complicit. To cheer us up, we watch Meghan Markle make a fool of herself.

Pablo Torre Finds Out is going hard at Tim Tebow and Life Surge.

Billie Eilish is selling perfume so you can smell how she looks.

We're hoping to see a current picture of Amanda Bynes but she's in hiding.

Some chick has been mooching off Stevie Wonder for 38 years and "he's" finally seen enough.

William Devane is not a great spokesperson, as Rosland Capital files for bankruptcy.

Breaking News: Ned Fulmer eloquently comments on the Ethan Klein situation.

We will be back TUESDAY with Karl Hamburger from WATP.

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