The Drew Lane Show

Madonna embarrassed herself at the MTV VMAs, GoFundMe for 81-year-old pulled for fraud, Cornell gang rape allegations, American Idol murder trial, fake rich people online, and ESPN found a new "it" girl.

Sports: The Baltimore Ravens pulled off quite the victory over the Dallas Cowboys. J.J. McCarthy has been traded to the New York Giants and will compete for a starting job. The new CFB AP Poll is out and Michigan is nowhere to be found. Peyton Blomquist was filmed by an ESPN camera crew and she's the new 'it girl'.

VMA's: Madonna is really old and embarrassing, but she dominated the young award show. She wore a diaper to the event. Some girl named Lisa cried after winning the coveted Moon Man. Snoop Dogg confirms that he still smokes marijuana. Nirvana showed up and checked the box for white male heterosexuals. There was backlash do to not being gay enough. Taylor Swift dropped a new music video and the Staffords made a cameo. The ratings for the show were terrible.

GoFundMe refunds $700,000 donated to an 81-year-old after learning his daughter mucked up the fundraiser.

NYT's Jonathan McKinsey is snuffed out by his in-laws.

Former American Idol contestant, Caleb Flynn, is a loser and made AI songs to for his mistress, Alleigha Botner.

An investigation is underway for an alleged gang rape that occurred at a Cornell University fraternity.

Tiffani Thiessen makes nothing off Saved By The Bell.

Naomi Watts daughter, Kai, is smoking hot. She won a breakout modeling award and has a penis.

Tom Cruise had to put the Digger makeup on for a long... so he fixed it. He said high to a commoner and the internet goes crazy.

Presley Gerber is separated at birth with Aaron Carter.

The Cajun Navy is sick and tired of Ben Crump and Nolan Wells conspiracy theories. Charles from TMZ really wants the white friends to be guilty.

Candace Owens makes her money off Charlie Kirk conspiracy theories.

Tom Mazawey is allegedly off the wagon.

Taylor Swift's new video for Patient Zero is nauseating and only available to purchase until Tuesday.

All we ever talk about is Nolan Wells.

Markleverse: Prince Harry went skydiving like a child. It turns out Meghan Markle is Canadian.

The Detroit Lions will face the Carolina Panthers on Sunday Night Football.

The inventor of McGonigoggles threw out the first pitch at the final Detroit Tigers game of the year. Casey Mize sucks.

We'll be off tomorrow, but back on Wednesday and Thursday.

Gen Z loves bragging about being rich... even when they're not.

Kylie Jenner is really rich and occasionally does dumb podcasts because of her love of creams. Her 8-year-old daughter is a model now.

People still buy Kanye West's clothing line.

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Justin Verlander throws his final pitch, Eli Zaret in studio after a Detroit Lions victory, Sunny Hostin caught lying, Nikki Glaser apologizes yet again, NYT's Greatest TV Shows of the 21st Century, Tim Tebow scam controversy, and Lake America shirts do not go unpunished.

Sports: Eli Zaret drops by to recap the Detroit Lions glorious victory over the New York Jets. Iowa defeated Michigan on the last play of the game at the Big House. P.J. Fleck's has unconventional war paint. Oregon QB Dante Moore was hit hard and injured. Michigan State football is just not good as they lose to Nebraska. Justin Verlander had a great ending to a great career. BranDon and 150,000* other Tigers fans attended the game. Other than that, the Detroit Tigers suck. Pablo Torre exposes a Tim Tebow scam. Jalen Duren wants the Detroit Pistons to give him the big bucks. The Red Wings are really bad and Detroit should be stripped of the Hockeytown moniker.

KATSEYE performed their Ed Sheeran's song on SNL.

Tom Brady is the subject of the new book titled Brady: An American Story and the Price of Greatness.

Sunny Hostin is busted in a huge lie pretending to be the holdout juror in the Butcher of Tompkins Square Park trial back in 1991.

Star Jones turned her first husband bisexual.

Last Ditch Bar in Massachusetts is super Covid-cautious. You can give them money here to keep them going.

CEO Jane Smith made the mistake of posting a joke about Lake America and has been BLOWN OUT of Family First Credit Union.

Sylvester Stallone used to sleep on pizza boxes.

Hayden Panettiere is the female Matthew Perry.

Nikki Glaser made a pretty funny joke about Briel Adams-Wheatley... but now she's really sorry.  She also ruined Sunday Night football last week. 

Pearl Jam snags Paul McCartney's drummer, Abe Laboriel Jr.

Jerry Chen > Jim Bentley.

Marleverse: It turns out Prince Harry and Meghan Markle want security. Harry honored a 102-year-old by jumping out of an airplane. Remember to get your $20 bookmark today. Netflix CEO Ted Sarandos is walking on Megshells. Magic Radio really wants to lock Meghan in as a host.

Tom Mazawey indeed weaseled Drew's parking pass this past weekend.

RIP Pete Byrne of Naked Eyes.

Roseanne Barr is popping off against former co-star, Michael Fishman.

YouTube creators are taking over the film industry.

The NFL is paying Jay-Z $5 per year to pick the Super Bowl Halftime Show.

Ben Crump can't get over 'deleted items' on Nolan Wells. Thai Rivera has the breakdown. Christine Wonsley absolutely hates her son's friends and really needs your money.

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Elizabeth Holmes to be transferred to a halfway house, Prince Harry's embarrassing trip to New York, Nolan Wells angry supporters, Macklemore's Free Palestine tour, Sydney Sweeney's big boob defender, Maz's irresponsible finances, a new Bonerline, and Jim's Picks: Top 10 Rock & Roll Breakup Songs.

Does anyone care about the MTV Music Awards anymore?

Macklemore announced a new tour. Free Palestine! Right?

Presley Gerber hasn't been looking good for a while. Drew has been very worried about his appearance...And his tattoos. He appeared on a podcast a few years back and really seemed like a good dude. This story sucks. RIP Presley. Gone too soon.

What happened to Amber Smith?

Sydney Sweeney actually has a defender. And she too has huge boobs.

Can't wait for KATSEYE on SNL this weekend to see what they say about Palestine.

Elizabeth Holmes is being transferred to a halfway house next year. Good for her. She deserves to get out early.

You Can See Everything with Elizabeth Holmes & Nathan Fielder is coming out soon. Get ready.

Brand new Bonerline

This Nolan Wells story just isn't going away.

Tom Mazawey answered on the first ring. Tom was very financially irresponsible as a young man. Maz has a hot take about the Michigan vs Iowa game this weekend. Maz has a hot take about Justin Verlander's final start. Maz has a hot take about the Detroit Lions this weekend. See ya, Tommy!

Harry & Meghan Update. Harry can read a teleprompter, but he pulls his best Ashlee Simpson when it fails.

Jim's Picks: Top 10 Rock & Roll Breakup Songs.

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Tom Cruise hung out with Will & Kate, no indictment in Nolan Wells death, Cindy Crawford's son dies, Ed Sheeran needs friends, Hayden Panettiere autopsy, John Hinckley Jr's podcast, Alix Earle Meets World, Clavicular charged with rape, and the Tale of Norm Macdonald.

Drew didn't feel good and we missed a couple days.

Mike Binder bailed on us, but he'll be on the show soon. Mike jumped on One Bad Movie with Stephen Baldwin and we learn that he has his own podcast.

Alix Earle is the hottest influencer out there right now... and a total idiot. Tom Brady totally hit it.

It turns out Nolan Wells drowned with no foul play. Ben Crump continues to make it racial. Christine Wonsley needs more money. Sunny Hostin and Al Sharpton might be in some trouble. Don Lemon still doesn't get it.

Cindy Crawford and Rande Gerber's son, Presley, overdosed in rehab. George Clooney is heartbroken. The kid had a nice team photo.

Friends and family are bailing on Ed Sheeran for being so anti-Palestine.

Carrot Top's 911 call has been released. The recent allegations against him are really bumming him out.

Tom Cruise attempted to recruit Prince William and Kate Middleton into Scientology.

Prince William is a better pilot than Prince Harry.

Someone stole Simone Biles' Porsche.

Lionel Richie is dying ASAP.

A Kansas City mother baked her baby in an oven. She'll be on the streets in 11 years.

Malia Nummerdor gets in on with canines.

Hayden Panettiere did the 'Holy Trinity' of drugs.

Cop Cam: We watch as a woman is saved from "Islamophobias".

Docs: A new Norm Macdonald doc by Judd Apatow is headed to Netflix. Some girl named Maria Bamford has a film about something out. A Second City Television doc is out there too. The new trailer for You Can See Everything dropped.

Alix Earle has a famous whore stepmom. She also fired her friend, Sally Carden, from running her socials. She also is beefing with Alex Cooper.

Politics: Gavin Newsom will not impede Kamala Harris' run for president. JB Pritzker is not as fat as he used to be thanks to Ozempic. AOC is ready to run as the nation's leader. Lauren Boebert is probably the sluttiest member of congress. Nancy Mace loves "Cocks".

The JLo Show will be the latest project to BOMB. Her doppelganger was recently arrested for stealing.

John Hinckley Jr. has a podcast now.

Looksmaxxing star Clavicular has been charged with rape.

We find a woman who puts a lot of weiners in her mouth. Nice challenge.

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Carrot Top hospitalized after suicide attempt, Ed Sheeran's on-stage apology session, Prince Harry public appearance flop, Eli Zaret joins us in-studio, Lane Kiffin's daughter, and Bobby Lee's cuck podcast.

Eli Zaret stops in to recap Michigan's victory over the formidable UTEP Miners. Notre Dame smacks around MSU. Lane Kiffin humiliated at Ole Miss. NC State loses to Vanderbilt in comedic fashion. The Protect College Sports Act is a bit controversial. Kirk Herbstreit has never heard of Ted Cruz. Buffalo Bills beat the Detroit Lions on Thursday. The Bills bend to Canada. The Chicago Bears suck at football when it's raining outside. Sydney Sweeney is hot and "ruining" female sports. Holly Rowe memes are really mean. Eli wants to slap Jalen Duren in the face for being greedy. The Detroit Tigers failed in 2026. Justin Verlander made like $4M per inning pitched this year. Dylan Larkin is just sick and tired of the Red Wings.

Lindsay Clancy: 60 Minutes chats with husband Patrick Clancy. Holdout juror, Michael P. Desronvil, speaks out.

Carrot Top attempted suicide over the weekend. A couple guys are accusing Carrot of bad behavior.

Kate Beckinsdale needs attention again. Some people are saying she is Markle-cidal.

Ed Sheeran is really sorry. A small amount of protesters showed up.

Trudi spent the weekend in San Diego ogling hot surfers.

Bobby Lee still podcasts with his ex, Khalyla Kuhn. Oh, and she lives with him too. Awkward.  Their most recent guest was her baby.

RIP Adam Carolla's buddy, Bald Bryan.

Ketamine at Cornell leads to gang rape.

Jolin Ellison loves Michigan football and is the Queen of the North.

Lane Kiffin's daughter is bummed a bunch of frat boys taunted her when her dad came back to town.

The Super Bowl Halftime Show is in jeopardy due to Macklemore.

Orville Peck is a county singer who banged a Las Vegas Raider player.

Nicole Henderson has been indicted for threatening Austin Metcalf's family.

Sunny Hostin might be facing legal action from Nolan Wells friends for butchering the facts of the case.

Frankie Muniz is having a really hard time lately.

Mike Tomlin's nepo-brat, Dino, pops off on LeBron James and babbles nonsense.

Who's ready for some steak nuggets from Arby's?

Tom Cruise spills about talking with Taylor Swift.

Hugh Jackman's new girlfriend hates Blake Lively so much that his bromance is over with Ryan Reynolds. Blake Lively might be pooping out another nepo-brat soon.

Long Live Def Leppard is coming soon.

Brad Pitt is bringing back World War Z.

CBS Sunday Morning News tries to make degenerate gambling look bad.

Markleverse: Princess Diana's brother, Charles Spencer, is popping off. The Harry and Meghan need Ian Wace's mansion for a little bit longer because they are cheap. Harry needs ZERO security as nobody shows up anywhere he appears. Harry showed up to school and the kids did not care at all. Hello Magazine did an extremely hard-hitting interview with the former prince. Meghan is dumb and doxxed herself.

Howard Stern's new HBO show is awful.

Merch is available if you want to rep the show. You’d look amazing too.

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