The Drew Lane Show

Magic Johnson's kid is mad at Rihanna, Eli Zaret in-studio after the Detroit Lions embarrassing loss, the Cornell 7 & #IAmJaneDoe, Olivia Dean v. Bill Withers, Ali G under attack, and Chris Brown's threatening his ex Diamond & her boyfriend.

Sporgy: Eli Zaret drops by to recap the Detroit Lions SNF loss to the Carolina Panthers. They're historically bad at defense. The Detroit Lions lost out on Joey Porter Jr. to the Dallas Cowboys. Tetairoa McMillan is good at football. Deshaun Watson is on top of the world. Terrion Arnold is cooked as his buddies turn on him. Drew remains a bit skeptical about Jameson Williams. The Arizona Cardinals are up next. The Michigan Wolverines lost the Little Brown Jug. Bryce Underwood has not been good at football this year... or last year. Lincoln Riley is on the hot seat at USC. MSU football is not good right now. The Steve Russell Show on WRUF will not tolerate naughty language. Every game is all about Holly Rowe. Terry Bradshaw is old and senile. Tony Romo and CBS have 'mutually' parted ways. The Detroit Red Wings are awful, the coaching is awful and the ownership is pathetic. Zack Gelof blames Comerica Park for sucking at baseball. It turns out Eli is tired of gambling ads on television. It also turns out gambling is a profitable business. Amon-Ra St. Brown is fined for the sticky icky.

Marc gave Trudi 'a look', forcing her work today.

The Cornell 7 is the hot new divisive story out there. AOC is weighing in on the topic. Some of the dudes in the gang bang have lost their jobs. #IAmJaneDoe is the new #MeToo. 

Tom Cruise's Digger is a total BOMB.

We're excited for Ali G: Who Iz I?. NewsCord Complaints are piling up thank to Israel.

Blake Lively is looking to her new publicist, Kelly Bush Novak, to make her likable.

Taylor Swift is famous and made a cameo on SNL.

Halle Berry strikes back! She's pretending to like her kid now. Doctors around the world still refuse to say 'menopause'.

Jay-Z didn't rape that girl anymore.

Chris Brown remains a public nuisance, but has never been bigger. He is tossing out death threats left and right. SNL is getting heat for a pretty funny Chris Brown/Usher sketch.

Olivia Dean rips off Bill Withers.

RIP Mary Louise Weller. Great rack.

RIP Dennis Hastert. Bad dude.

Maxine Waters wants nothing to do with Ben Crump and Nolan Wells... or she spaced out. 

Dana Walden is likely going to fire Jimmy Kimmel.

EJ Johnson is beefing with Rihanna. EJ gets an allowance from his dad, Magic, after failing at reality TV.

Ella Bleu Travolta is the latest nepo-baby to hit the runway.

Gregg 'Opie' Hughes is angry with Jim Norton for working with his friends. He's fallen pretty far. His family doesn't like him so much these days.

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Halle Berry accused of choking her son, recap of WATP Live, another Gypsy-Rose adjacent death, Ryan Seacrest's nipples, Pete Davidson v. Sophie Rain, Portland Trail Blazers fire broadcaster for his teenage tweets, and sides forming over Cornell 7 rape allegations.

Thanks to everybody who joined us at the Live WATP show at Rock & Brews Friday night.

Sports:  The Detroit Red Wings suck. Dylan Larkin made himself Detroit's public enemy #1. Michigan has lost the Little Brown Jug to Minnesota. Bryce Underwood is public enemy #2. Sherrone Moore forgot to report a rape. MSU football sucks too. Tarik Skubal pitched well in the MLB Playoffs... for LA.

The Cornell 7 is the new hot division story. #IAmJaneDoe on one side, doxxing and slut shaming on the other.

Drew and the WATP crew considered ketamine while rocking out to the Sex Pistols last night.

29-year-old Braiden Bell landed the Portland Trail Blazers play-by-play gig. WKGW finds tweets from 15-year-old Braiden. BLOWN OUT hours after being hired.

Kelly Carnes wore dreads to Burning Man. Guess why she's been BLOWN OUT from her job?

Stuart Reges fought the land acknowledgement and won.

Dave Portnoy and Barstool is OUT at Big Noon Kickoff.

Gypsy-Rose Blanchard's baby daddy has died of an overdose.

Death row inmate Christina Pike just won't die.

Pete Davidson is at war with Sophie Rain over his take on OnlyFans. They'll probably bang soon.

Antonio Brown can still do whatever he wants.

Halle Berry's ex-husband accuses her of abusing their 12-year-old son

John Cleese is not a fan of Islam.

Selma Blair claims to be blackballed after being mean to Islam.

Zach Bryan is #TeamMacklemore. Public Enemy is #TeamMacklemore.

Tom Mazawey is a drinker now.

Nolan Wells: Nolan Wells' friends are speaking out. Atlanta is still protesting his death. Ben Crump has recruited the Black Hebrew Israelites. Thai Rivera has the details. Nancy Grace has changed her tune and Nolan supporters are turning on her.

Drew's Virginia Tech Hokies lost in epic fashion over the weekend.

Russia is not ok with Kanye West's Hitler comments.

Some of Hayden Panettiere's very expensive jewelry is missing. Some people are saying her book is full of whoppers.

Look how HOT Ryan Seacrest is... with his extra large nipples.

Wynonna Judd is outed by Rosie O'Donnell as a 'Trump supporter'.

Flights: Al-Qaeda is urging more plane attacks. The crazy Flydubai pilot, Hammam al-Hammami, scheduled social media posts to celebrate his failed attack. The Bermuda Triangle strikes again.

Markleverse: Harry and Meghan stormed out of the Honor Bar after not being seated immediately. They had a romantic date in the UK recently. Princess Eugenie threw Meghan Markle's piece of crap book right in the trash.

Pablo Torre is ruining Tim Tebow's earning potential with Life Surge.

We'll be back tomorrow with Eli Zaret to recap the Detroit Lions vs the Carolina Panthers.

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Diddy moved to solitary confinement. Dave Landau, WATP Karl & Lucy Tightbox in-studio, Lindsay Clancy denied again, Phil Mickelson went to rehab, Cornell gang rape texts, John Hinckley Jr's podcast, and death row inmate Christa Pike beat lethal injection.

Dave Landau, Karl Hamburger and Lucy Tightbox all in-studio today.

There still has been no ID of the Flydubai pilot that tried to crash the plane he was flying to Israel.

Phil Mickelson went to rehab for "family trauma" after he was busted harassing women.

Derek Jeter has a Hall of Fame team photo on WhosDatedWho.com.

Howard Stern was on Jimmy Kimmel Live to fight his battle against ABC.

Diddy was having a great time in prison... until he got caught and was sent to solitary confinement.

New updates in the Cornell gang rape story.  Including text messages between the victim and alleged rapist.

Karl brings us breaking Opie news.

Karl also brings us cuts of John Hinckley Jr's new podcast, Jerry Banfield clips and he introduces us to Barry Janfield.

W. Kamal Bell introduces us to good white people.

A female (?) Yankees fan beat the crap out of some Red Sox fans.

Rick Ross arrested for domestic assault.  His lawyer tries to pull a don't-you-know-who-I-am and it fails spectacularly.

Someone finally tells J Lo "no", as she gets her umbrella confiscated.

Some spoiled heiress named Cibelle Savella killed her kid after losing custody.

Lindsay Clancy's lawyer tried to get her murder charges tossed and was immediately denied.

The View's Sunny Hostin doubles down on being a holdout juror after it was proven she lied.

Tennessee death row inmate Christa Pike beat the lethal injection.  Some people are saying she should be set free.

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RIP Dennis Haskins, FlyDubai pilot tries to take crash plane, Cornell gang rape investigation, Madonna's Tonight Show standup routine, Alix Earle v. books, Presley Gerber's sober house video, and Meghan Markle doxxed herself and paparazzi showed up.

We'll be hanging on the 3rd floor at Rock & Brews this weekend for WATP Live.

RIP Saved By The Bell's Dennis Haskins. Mr. Belding and Screech are reunited in heaven.

A pilot went nuts on a flight from Dubai to Israel and the passengers needed to take him down.

The NYT's editor killed by his in-laws turns out to be trans and the grandparents apparently didn't want trans grandchildren.

Christa Gail Pike is spared the death penalty after a last second appeal.

The Cornell gangbang is taking over the news cycle. Sunny Hostin has chosen a side as has Mariska Hargitay.

Hey John Cusack... why you look different?

Hey Farrah Abraham... why you look different?

Blake Lively fires her publicist because it's Leslie Sloane's fault everyone hates Blake and Ryan Reynolds now.

The MTV VMAs were awful. Paramount and CBS are super embarrassed and are in crisis mode. The View goes to bat for Madonna and they are wrong. Even Madonna's family wants an intervention. Madonna thinks she is a really funny stand-up comedian.

Preteen girls look up to influencers.

Alix Earle has never read a book in her life and thinks it's cool.

Gay volleyball is the best volleyball.

A'ja Wilson cannot take heckling from WNBA fans. Caitlin Clark fans are all MAGA.

Sen. Eric Schmitt needs to learn the differences between the Hawks and Hawkeyes.

A couple Sacramento Kings reporters were busted talking shit on a hot mic.

Why come you don't have a tattoo?

Presley Gerber also liked tattoos. He filmed himself wasted at the sober house before his death.

London: Get in your proper line at the supermarket. Careful posting memes in the UK.

Markleverse: Meghan Markle doxxed herself and is now complaining about paparazzi. Ari Emanuel thankful he doesn't have to deal with her anymore. Breaking News: As Ever is dropping a hot new Advent Calendar for the holiday season.

Dave Landau and Karl Hamburger will BOTH be in-studio tomorrow.

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Madonna embarrassed herself at the MTV VMAs, GoFundMe for 81-year-old pulled for fraud, Cornell gang rape allegations, American Idol murder trial, fake rich people online, and ESPN found a new "it" girl.

Sports: The Baltimore Ravens pulled off quite the victory over the Dallas Cowboys. J.J. McCarthy has been traded to the New York Giants and will compete for a starting job. The new CFB AP Poll is out and Michigan is nowhere to be found. Peyton Blomquist was filmed by an ESPN camera crew and she's the new 'it girl'.

VMA's: Madonna is really old and embarrassing, but she dominated the young award show. She wore a diaper to the event. Some girl named Lisa cried after winning the coveted Moon Man. Snoop Dogg confirms that he still smokes marijuana. Nirvana showed up and checked the box for white male heterosexuals. There was backlash do to not being gay enough. Taylor Swift dropped a new music video and the Staffords made a cameo. The ratings for the show were terrible.

GoFundMe refunds $700,000 donated to an 81-year-old after learning his daughter mucked up the fundraiser.

NYT's Jonathan McKinsey is snuffed out by his in-laws.

Former American Idol contestant, Caleb Flynn, is a loser and made AI songs to for his mistress, Alleigha Botner.

An investigation is underway for an alleged gang rape that occurred at a Cornell University fraternity.

Tiffani Thiessen makes nothing off Saved By The Bell.

Naomi Watts daughter, Kai, is smoking hot. She won a breakout modeling award and has a penis.

Tom Cruise had to put the Digger makeup on for a long... so he fixed it. He said high to a commoner and the internet goes crazy.

Presley Gerber is separated at birth with Aaron Carter.

The Cajun Navy is sick and tired of Ben Crump and Nolan Wells conspiracy theories. Charles from TMZ really wants the white friends to be guilty.

Candace Owens makes her money off Charlie Kirk conspiracy theories.

Tom Mazawey is allegedly off the wagon.

Taylor Swift's new video for Patient Zero is nauseating and only available to purchase until Tuesday.

All we ever talk about is Nolan Wells.

Markleverse: Prince Harry went skydiving like a child. It turns out Meghan Markle is Canadian.

The Detroit Lions will face the Carolina Panthers on Sunday Night Football.

The inventor of McGonigoggles threw out the first pitch at the final Detroit Tigers game of the year. Casey Mize sucks.

We'll be off tomorrow, but back on Wednesday and Thursday.

Gen Z loves bragging about being rich... even when they're not.

Kylie Jenner is really rich and occasionally does dumb podcasts because of her love of creams. Her 8-year-old daughter is a model now.

People still buy Kanye West's clothing line.

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