The Drew Lane Show

NFL Draft: Love it or leave it, Eli Zaret in studio, White House Correspondents dinner shooting, Paige Shiver speaks, Michael Jackson biopic, Prince Harry questions about being a royal, and Stuttering John v. DoorDash.

Eli Zaret stops by to recap the 2026 NFL Draft, Blake Miller to the Detroit Lions, cover the Detroit Pistons and Orlando Magic NBA Playoff series, Spencer Torkelson and the Detroit Tigers, Sherrone Moore cries all the time, Eli vs gambling part 639, LT in the hospital and much more.

The Dianna Russini and Mike Vrabel saga continues as people question the paternity of her son (also named Mike). Actual video of the paternity test results.

Paige Shiver breaks her silence on the crimes of Sherrone Moore and the University of Michigan.

Drew is watching Euphoria because no one else will.

Shannon Elizabeth is “sex-positive” these days and OnlyFans is the future.

JLo still wants you to bang her.

Stuttering John Melendez is losing his mind on the World Wide Web. DoorDash has entered the Dabbleverse.

D4vd is having a bad week following his arrest for murder.

The Michael Jackson biopic is killing it at the box office. He is celebrated despite being a pedophile. Did you know there is a Leaving Neverland Part 2?

Megan Rapinoe was DUMPED by Sue Bird. The two will battle for views as they host the next episodes individually.

Caitlyn Clark and the Indiana Fever can’t sell out when ticket prices are escalated.

Megan Thee Stallion has ended her relationship with Klay Thompson.

Sydney Sweeney and Scooter Braun are hot and heavy.

David Lee Roth has sold out to the man.

Not-a-Prince Harry is trying to score some points by going to Ukraine, but he’s forgotten that he is not a working Royal. People can’t stand working for Meghan Markle.

Some turd crashed the White House Correspondence Dinner and was promptly arrested. Cole Tomas Allen dropped a manifesto.

Jenn Sterger’s right breast exploded, but not her implant.

We have EJ Johnson content coming up this week.

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Hulk Hogan Netflix Doc, Dave Landau finally in-studio, Jimmy Kimmel on Michelle Obama's podcast, Ryan Reynolds caught in a lie, a new Bonerline, and Jim's Picks: Best Left Handed Guitarists.

Happy Earth Day!

Check out Hulk Hogan: Real American. The Hulk had some issues, but he will be missed. Gone too soon.

Brand new Bonerline!

RIP AGAIN Bob Kavoian.

Jimmy Kimmel was on Michelle Obama's podcast. Nice prep, Mike.

Ryan Reynolds put his foot in his mouth a little deeper on the Willy Geist interview. Could he be worse than his wife Blake Lively?

Katie Holmes seems to be dating Joshua Jackson.

Meghan Markle won't leave us alone. She keeps failing and we just can't stop watching.

Akaash Singh has been MIA. But he showed up on a radio show and did a horrible job trying to defend his wife.

Go see Dave Landau at One Night Stan's on May 28th.

What's going on with Ilhan Omar? Where'd all this money come from?

Jim's Picks: Top 10 Left Handed Guitarists.

Merch is for sale! Buy it. Or don’t. But do.

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Bert Kreischer can’t wait to get hammered, Mike Vrabel addresses the media, Call Her Daddy Beef: Alex v. Alix, RIP Bob of Bob & Tom, and The Onion v. Info Wars.

Drew got a brand new cell phone that has a full bolt.

Radio: RIP Bob Kevoian of Bob & Tom fame. Trudi’s shady former co-worker, Pat Still, has retired.

Mike Vrabel hooking up with Dianna Russini has led to “difficult conversations” with his family. Robert Kraft tried to nix the story about the couple.

Some people will always remember where we were when Megan Rapinoe and Sue Bird broke up. Sue is allegedly looking to get back on that pogo stick.

Bert Kreischer can’t wait to drink booze again on July 12.

Politics: Rep. Sheila Cherfilus-McCormick has resigned from Congress following some COVID fraud. Rep.
Cory Mills is on the hot seat after allegations of domestic violence and sexual misconduct.

Ryan Reynolds was paid for his interview on The Today Show. His wife, Blake Lively, remains a bitch.

We watch the story of the Dancing Doctor.

Todd Rundgren covers The Walls Came Down by The Call.

Bruce Springsteen sang Light My Fire with John Densmore.

People hate Meghan Markle so much that our views are looking pretty good on YouTube.

After a long fight, The Onion has purchased InfoWars.

Alex Cooper has changed since shedding Sofia Franklyn. She’s beefing with Alix Earle and Brianna Chickenfry. We let The Toast explain the beef to us. We learn that Cooper’s husband is a turd too.

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It’s Weed Day, Kash Patel sues The Atlantic, WNBA hates their lesbians, Blake Lively ruined Ryan Reynolds, the Katy Perry-verse, Ray J trolls Will Smith, Corey Feldman becomes Michael Jackson, and Drew battles his phone to see “The Bolt”.

Happy 4/20!

Stuttering John Melendez had a major court loss today.

John Gotti’s grandson has been sentenced to 15 months for COVID fraud.

Politricks: FBI Director, Kash Patel, drinks a lot beer. Ilhan Omar net worth is in question. Former Rep. Eric Swalwell is toast. The former Virginia Lt. Governor killed his wife and himself.

It hurts SO MUCH that Sue Bird and Megan Rapinoe have split.

Ryan Reynolds got his ass kissed by Willie Geist. Blake Lively sells booze despite never drinking. Lively supports Justin Bieber, by the way.

Ray J is dying ASAP. That doesn’t stop him from trolling Will Smith.

Christina Aguilera is getting thinner but her hands are growing.

Katy Perry is a serial abuser. The Katy Perry-verse is real.

We watch as Corey Feldman joins Alien Ant Farm on stage.

D4vd has finally been charged with the murder of Celeste Rivas Hernandez.

Cardi B has been disrespected by Atlanta.

Marc observed a racial stereotype today.

Drew’s life was almost completely turned upside down today by his phone.

BranDon let some random stranger borrow his truck after she ran out of gas in front of his house.

Tim Apple (sometimes called Cook) is stepping down.

Michael Jordan continues to get handsy on the NASCAR track.

The WNBA is making Drew angry again. It turns out Paige Bueckers has found a new piece. 

Entertainment Tonight ball washes Meghan and Harry. The Irwin family is #TeamWilliam and HATE Harry & Meg. The ‘Unbothered Queen’ is our favorite Australian. Megyn Kelly popped off on the couple. Not-a-Prince Harry is contemplating writing a self-help book.

We lied about Dave Landau being here today. We think he’ll be here Wednesday.

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Sue Bird seems happy to be done with Megan Rapinoe, Eli Zaret stops by, Shannon Elizabeth joins OnlyFans, D4VD arrested for murder, Coachella influencers, Dianna Russini fallout, and Meghan Markle’s grift jumps the shark.

Eli Zaret drops by to rip Detroit Lions Jahmyr Gibbs’ new tattoo, get us caught up on the Detroit Tigers, Kevin McGonigle’s new contract, Drew’s best friend Kirk Gibson gets his own day at Comerica Park, comment on the Dianna Russini fiasco, the Detroit Pistons in the NBA Playoffs, the Detroit Red Wings failure, the upcoming NFL Draft, Paige Bueckers and Azzi Fudd’s hot relationship, and Eli wants to bang a meat grinder.

We watch as a parachuter crashes into the Virginia Tech scoreboard to launch the James Franklin era.

Megan Rapinoe and Sue Bird are no longer sucking each other. Some people are saying Sue Bird could not be happier.

Coachella 2026: Influencers are ruining the entire event. Kate Cassidy ate a wiener for the first time. Sabrina Carpenter brought an elderly Madonna on stage.

The world is finally turning on Kanye West.

D4VD has been arrested for the murder of Celeste Rivas.

Frankie Valli might owe the mob some money or something. He’s barely alive, but performing.

Joe Biden thinks all Black people look like Barack Obama.

Sebastian Bach beefs with everyone. He’s also destroyed Twisted Sister.

Shannon Elizabeth joins OnlyFans at the ripe age of 52.

Charlize Theron vs Timothée Chalamet.

Ben Stiller accidentally did a racism.

Markleverse: Meghan Markle cashed in on Australia over the weekend. Prince William HATES his little brother. People Magazine continues to blow the couple. Meghan makes an Australian terrorist attack site a photo-op. Buy Meghan’s clothes today!

Dianna Russini is still out at The Athletic. Colin Cowherd finally checks in. ESPN wrote a weak piece on Russini and buried it. Jemele Hill walks Dan Le Batard through the story. USA Today fired Crissy Froyd for talking about Dianna.

Why is that loser, Bronny James, still in the NBA?

Dave Landau will be in the studio tomorrow… for real this time.

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