The Drew Lane Show

We talk to John Bobbitt as he asks Patrick Schwarzenegger to play him authentically, Crystal Hefner is trashing Hugh, Meghan Markle loses the Emmy, Brooklyn Beckham cucked, Justin Timberlake's docuseries of apologies, and David Geffen reconciles with BranDon's neighbor.

Dave Landau will join the show tomorrow.

Is Haley Stevens destined for the Republican Party? She's not very well-liked by her current party.

Martha Stewart is the biggest loser of Halloween 2026.

We wish Mike W. Clark was here to assess the Florida Learjet crash. Audio of Nathalia Filgueiras being scolded by air traffic controllers in the past has surfaced. We almost lost NFL RB Joe Mixon. Lenny Kravitz did NOT die in the crash. Flying private is not always what it's cracked up to be.

Hugh Hefner has been dead for 9 years and his widow Crystal continues to crap all over him since she has a book to sell. She's also saying Jon Lovitz was the creepiest dude at the Playboy Mansion and Jack Nicholson ate his dinner with the Playmates.

It seems some chicks have regret about being on OnlyFans.

Patrick Schwarzenegger is playing John Wayne Bobbitt in a new Hulu show. John wants to be involved in coaching Pat how to be the perfect Bobbitt. We catch up with John and get an update on his re-attached appendage.

BranDon's former neighbor, Donovan Michaels, has reunited with the love of his life and his ex-husband: billionaire David Geffen.

Tennessee prison escapee Jacob Morley has been arrested following a 10-day manhunt 

DJ Khaled's pilot was inappropriate with his personal flight attendant.

There is a 4-part docuseries coming up on Justin Timberlake. It turns out that the Super Bowl Halftime Show wardrobe malfunction in 2004 was botched and totally not Wayne Scot Lukas' fault. JT may be the worst beatboxer in history.

Olivia Wilde is banging some dude named Caspar Jopling.

Prince Jackson is about to get paid... and Paris wants her cut NOW!

Brooklyn Beckham had to delete a Halloween photo after being cucked by Damian Hurley.

Markleverse: The Royal losers have a new home. Meghan Markle LOST an Emmy. Meghan is the true victim of Thomas Markle's crimes. Drew impressed with Twin Talk w/ The Sidley Twins coverage. Thomas conveniently has dementia now that he's been caught.

No real update on injured Detroit Lions LB Jack Campbell.

Michigan vs Michigan State this weekend. Who comes out on top? Will anyone watch?

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Aerosmith's Hollywood Bowl shows, Florida Learjet crash info, Britney Spears wants a new family, Jennifer Lawrence talks about her BH, Halloween costume controversies, and Brendan Schaub is an inspiration coach.

Happy Election Day!

Detroit Lions LB Jack Campbell remains recovering in the hospital, but things are "positive". Linebacker Jimmy Rolder is out for the year.

The Haley Stevens vs Abdul El-Sayed beef is red-hot leading up to the election. Abdul is also beefing with Secretary of War Pete Hegseth.

More information has been released about the Learjet crash in Florida. Locally, a seaplane crashed into Orchard Lake but everyone is fine.

Lindsay Clancy is suicidal.

College: Temulun Togochog got very angry on the University of Michigan campus. Asians are BACK at Harvard en masse. College prices are a little expensive.

Kevin Federline dropped a brand-new #1 hit tune. Britney Spears went a little nuts on Instagram last night and is in search of a new family.

OnlyFans: Sisters Julia and Lauren Burch are making a ton of money on OnlyFans... and now their mom has joined. Erika Eleniak has taken agency over her body as well.

One of the idiot Island Boys overdosed.... again.

Elizabeth Holmes is making some coin in prison.

Sydney Sweeney is hot and her lingerie line is crushing it.

A Kim Kardashian biography is out and dumb women will probably buy it.

Bill Gates' nepo-brat started a company called Phia and they're in trouble for 'cookie stuffing'. Paul McCartney's grandson hit it.

Jennifer Lawrence popped up on Call Her Daddy and confirms her BH has been BLOWN OUT after pregnancy. She also joined social media as she is no longer super popular.

Leni Klum is a very attractive nepo-baby.

Kelly Ripa's daughter, Lola, got some genes from her father's side of the family.

Drew found out that the Foo Fighters covered Baker Street... 28 years ago. 

Aerosmith & Friends rocked the Hollywood Bowl.

Halloween Costumes: Martha Stewart is in trouble for dressing up as poor. A Burger King employee decided blackface was a good idea. Jessica Alba had to delete a post showing her insensitive Nancy Kerrigan costume.

Former football player/MMA fighter/comedian/podcaster/whiskey maker Brendan Schaub is now trying to add reality star to his resume.

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Kevin Federline's massive debt, Eli Zaret after the Detroit Lions knock off Minnesota, Florida Learjet crash kills 9, Miley Cyrus pulls a Kanye, slutty Hollywood Halloween costumes, and Jerry Seinfeld's Top 4 Seinfeld Episodes.

Sports: Eli Zaret joins the show following a Detroit Lions victory over the previously unbeaten Minnesota Vikings. Defensive Captain Jack Campbell had a devastating injury in which he was carted off the field. Wu-Tang Clan will perform the Thanksgiving Halftime Show in Detroit. The Tampa Bay Bucs won a game without completing a single pass. Michigan won a game but are very bummed out it was against Rutgers. Ohio State sucks at football now without a QB. We watch an incredible ending to a high school football game. Josh Jacobs has more women coming out with allegations against him. Justin Tucker is ready for his second chance. The Milwaukee Brewers won the World Series, but ratings weren't that great. RIP June Jones. Dylan Larkin is the worst captain in Detroit Red Wings history. Angel Reese lost the WNBA Championship, but we have no idea which team won.

Bill Belichick and Jordon Hudson have broken up. Love is dead.

9 people are killed in Florida after a Learjet crashes and erupts into flames in Palm Beach County. The footage and audio are shocking.

Drew was reminded of a Saturday night in 1977. His recent Saturday nights are filled with pretty bad joke writing.

Drew started watching this new Carrie movie... but quickly learns it is an 8-episode series and he may not have time to finish now.

You can watch the SCTV: The Greatest Show You've Never Heard Of doc on Netflix.

Jerry Seinfeld dropped his favorite Seinfeld episodes.

RIP Jerry Koosman. He made Drew cry like a little girl.

Heat director Michael Mann shot himself on accident.

Hollywood Halloween costumes remained slutty this year.

Christina Aguilera loves giving oral sex to men. She recently took a hot nude selfie in a bathtub.

Kelly Kay shares romantic love-making stories with Machine Gun Kelly.

Isa Casahuga-Lemgruber popped off at a Turning Point USA event at the University of Texas at San Antonio. She has since ruined her and her parent's lives.

Kevin Federline is poor without Britney Spear's money and is now being sued by City National Bank. We find the entire series of Britney & Kevin: Chaotic.

Drew liked R.E.M. before it was cool.

Kanye West set a rap concert attendance record on Halloween at Reliant Stadium.

Nepo-baby Miley Cyrus hates her fiancé. Her latest album was awful. Her recent show at the Hollywood Bowl was a disaster and she barely sang. Miley's friends are super concerned for her well-being. Miley was so crushed by her separation with Liam Hemsworth that she had to rebound with another woman. She makes Dolly Parton's death all about HER.

Some people are saying Theo Von steals jokes... from really bad comics.

The show is siding with Paris Jackson against the Michael Jackson estate executors.

Haley Stevens has switched her political support to Mike Rogers after a beef regarding a political ad. Vivek Ramaswamy is catching heat for his own ad against Amy Acton... who apparently LOVES to drink.

North Korea hacked Binance crypto and ripped off $6B.

Grandma has snitched on grandpa in the shooting of their son-in-law.

Asia Nguyen-Duy killed his parents and then went limp in the courtroom.

It turns out this Thomas Markle dude is a bad guy.

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Dakota Johnson won't shut up about her sex life, Halle Berry loses in court, Tom Brady's team photo, Dylan Larkin suspended, Rolling Stone's Top 200 Rock Songs of The 21st Century, Maz "shoes up", and Jim's Picks: Top 10 "Perfect" Songs.

Breaking News: Halle Berry lost her ass in court.

The Cornell 7 are asking for things. They want Letitia James removed as Special Prosecutor.

Tom Brady's wiener is super busy with models again.

Matthew Perry's Boys Will Be Boys is the worst show to ever air on television.

Brand New Bonerline.

Dakota Johnson & MGK are having the best sex ever. We're so glad we keep hearing about it.

We finally get Maz on the phone after he "shoed up". Unfortunately, he missed the WNBA game today. Maz LOVED the MLB Playoffs. Dylan Larkin has been suspended WITHOUT PAY. Maz doesn't trust UofM against Rutgers. Maz has a hot take on the Detroit Lions vs Minnesota Vikings score. See ya, Tommy.

Bonnie McFarlane is now caught up in the Shane Gillis mess. Thanks a lot, Legion of Skanks.

Bobby Lee was on with Neil Brennan to promote his new special and he doesn't even want to go very hard to defend Shane Gillis.

Some weird stuff was going on with Meghan Markle today. Guess it's just a normal Thursday. So is it Thomas Jr's or Thomas Sr's box?

Rolling Stone's Top 200 Rock Songs of The 21st Century is causing a ton of controversy. We watch some of the "authors" of the list make themselves look dumber.

Jim's Picks: Top 10 Most Perfect Songs.

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"The One About Matthew Perry" premiered on Netflix, Alexander Brothers sentenced to 30 years, Joe Buck v. Troy Aikman, Kordell Stewart Slash & Burn doc on HBO, Nicolas Cage fails as John Madden and Corey Feldman's stuck in the last row.

RIP Donnie Iris.

If Stevie Wonder could see what Carmen Efferson has done with his LA home, he'd be really angry.

Sports: Creepy kicker Justin Tucker gets a 2nd chance with the Kansas City Chiefs. Kerby Joseph has returned to Detroit Lions practice. Joe Buck and Troy Aikman are beefing. The Manning Brothers > Pat McAfee. Dan Orlovsky has no idea what 'percent' means.

The Alexander brothers are each jailed for 30 years. Christa Pike is alive and recovering to be killed all over again. Jacob Morley escaped a Tennessee prison and remains on the run. The 15-year-old mass shooter at Florida A&M to be tried as an adult.

Some unknown celebrity is in deep trouble for sexual misconduct in the UK. The web is sleuthing trying to unmask the celeb.

Russell Brand is in UK court testifying in his rape trial.

The Matthew Perry Netflix documentary featured zero cast members from Friends.

Kordell Stewart/Slash & Burn is out on HBO and it's pretty gay.

Markleverse: Meghan Markle scoots off on vacation after protecting her evil father for 8 years. Markle has landed a gig at Junior MasterChef Australia. Thomas Markle's first wife kept the secret for over 40 years. 

JLo thinks she's a better director than Robert Zemeckis. The Last Mrs. Parrish is going to fail.

Nicolas Cage is playing John Madden and his portrayal looks terrible.

Christina Pazsitzky is tired of the First Date with Lauren Compton podcast at YMH Studios.

Corey Feldman is meeting stars in LA left and right. We watch him butcher Man in the Mirror and then butcher a Foreigner encore (with special guest Gary Hoey).

Drew is reminded of Boys Will Be Boys starring Matthew Perry and 'The Booch'.

Drew is ALL IN on Laguna Beach Season 3.

The kids involved in an altercation with former NFL player Dez Bryant are speaking out.

Join Trudi Friday night at Eloise Asylum for some spooky fun.

Jim is bringing a new list tomorrow and everyone will like it.

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