The Rizzuto Show | Daily Comedy Podcast

Some mornings you expect headlines. Other mornings you discover there's an underground criminal empire stealing used fryer grease, someone insists bedazzled jeans are making a comeback, billionaires are wearing air-conditioned inflatable suits, and Rizz has created an entirely unofficial list of ages where society should lovingly tell you to knock it off.
Welcome to another daily comedy show from The Rizzuto Show.
We kick things off close to home with St. Louis news, including Cyberg's Market Street closing after decades downtown, overnight vehicle break-ins, and why leaving valuables—or firearms—in your car is a spectacularly bad idea. Naturally, the conversation immediately derails into fake manual transmissions to confuse thieves, mounted muskets, Shark Tank-worthy anti-theft inventions, and enough terrible ideas to make insurance companies nervous.
Then things get wonderfully ridiculous as the crew dives into one of the strangest crime stories imaginable: an organized multi-million-dollar operation built around stealing used restaurant grease. Between fake invoices, undercover grease pickups, and criminals wearing reflective safety vests to blend in, yesterday's french fries somehow become today's organized crime thriller.
Fashion isn't safe either. Lern believes rhinestones are back. Rafe embraces the return of early-2000s chaos. Rizz refuses to believe grown adults are voluntarily bedazzling their back pockets again. Before long the conversation spirals into Ed Hardy memories, JNCO jeans, Von Dutch hats, whale tails, cowboy fashion, and the universal question nobody asked: did any of this actually look good the first time?
Speaking of questionable decisions, the crew revisits tech millionaire Bryan Johnson after news surrounding his health journey, leading to a hilarious debate about supplements, biohacking, sleep tracking, anti-aging obsessions, and whether spending every waking minute trying not to age actually counts as living.
As if that weren't enough, Rizz unveils his completely unscientific "Tell the Truth Day" list of social expiration dates. At what age should backwards hats retire? Is there a point where everyone has to stop calling people "bro?" When should staying out until sunrise become a memory instead of a plan? Everyone disagrees, listeners yell back at their radios, and absolutely nothing gets settled.
Meanwhile, congratulations are officially in order for Learn, who somehow found extra hours in the day by splitting time between St. Louis and Chicago. She's now racing from one radio show to another, surviving almost entirely on determination, gas station coffee, and what we're convinced is teleportation.
Then comes one of the greatest rabbit holes of the morning. A casual conversation about Skid Row somehow transforms into an in-depth legal defense of Ricky from "18 and Life." Was the sentence fair? Did his attorney fail him? Could manslaughter have changed everything? Before long the crew is pitching an entire sequel where Ricky is released decades later and has to navigate smartphones, social media, and modern life. Sebastian Bach, our lawyers would like royalties if this ever happens.
The nostalgia train keeps rolling with conversations about classic rock, Quiet Riot, Great White, unforgettable concerts, Missouri's connection to sliced bread, legendary movies every younger generation needs to watch, and passionate debates over which films absolutely deserve a spot on everyone's must-watch list.
The celebrity world isn't spared either during another packed Crap on Celebrities featuring music news, Hollywood headlines, bizarre entertainment stories, AI discussions, and enough pop culture commentary to keep everyone arguing long after the show ends.
And because no episode is complete without complete nonsense, we wrap things up debating billionaire air-conditioned tracksuits straight out of Paris before diving into Real or Fake Fireworks. Contestants attempt to identify whether outrageous names are actual fireworks or something Rafe invented after way too much caffeine. Somehow the real products end up sounding even more ridiculous than the fake ones.
Whether you're listening on your morning commute, pretending to answer emails, hiding from responsibilities, or simply looking for a reason to laugh, thanks for making us part of your day. Every ridiculous tangent, terrible idea, nostalgic debate, celebrity headline, weird news story, and accidental moment of wisdom is why this daily comedy show continues to be the highlight of our mornings.
If you laughed, argued with Rizz, defended rhinestone jeans, questioned the value of stolen fryer grease, or started wondering whether "Neighbor Hater" is actually a real firework, congratulations—you've experienced another daily comedy show exactly the way it was intended.

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If you ever wondered what happens when billionaires decide regular air conditioning just isn't dramatic enough anymore... welcome to today's episode.
The gang starts by diving into the latest luxury trend making its way out of Paris: inflatable, air-conditioned tracksuits. Because apparently owning a mansion, a yacht, and an indoor snow room isn't enough anymore. Why sweat like the rest of us when you can look like the Michelin Man while staying frosty? The crew debates whether these ridiculous designer suits are actually genius or just another way for rich people to spend money on problems the rest of us solve with a box fan.
Then things take a sharp turn into one of the most hilariously frustrating games we've played in a while: Real or Fake Fireworks. Contestants try to figure out whether names like "Laser Kitties," "Pizza Pocalypse," "Neighbor Hater," "Sparkle Fart," and "Psycho Peacock" are actual fireworks you can buy... or something Rafe made up after five cups of coffee.
Spoiler alert: everyone quickly learns that the real fireworks manufacturers are somehow weirder than we are.
Between terrible guesses, lifelines that occasionally help (and occasionally don't), Boston accents that completely fall apart, nonstop roasting of contestants, and the crew laughing at names that absolutely should not exist, today's daily comedy podcast proves once again that reality is almost always funnier than fiction.
If you've ever wandered through a fireworks tent thinking, "There's no way that's a real product," this episode is for you. You'll also discover why putting air conditioning inside your clothes may be the future... even if it makes you look like Violet Beauregarde after the blueberry incident.
Whether you're here for weird news, pop culture commentary, bizarre luxury trends, hilarious games, or just need a reason to laugh through another hot summer day, we've got you covered.
Thanks for hanging out with The Rizzuto Show—where every conversation somehow spirals into complete nonsense, and honestly, we wouldn't have it any other way.
If you laughed, share the episode with someone who still has leftover fireworks hidden in their garage.
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Congratulations are officially in order... because Lern somehow found extra hours in the day that the rest of us definitely don't have.
She's now pulling double duty between St. Louis and Chicago, finishing one radio show, sprinting to her car, driving five hours north, hosting another show until midnight, and somehow making it back to the studio before the next morning. At this point we're convinced she's either invented teleportation or secretly runs on nothing but gas station coffee and spite. The gang celebrates the new opportunity while immediately roasting her for accidentally becoming "Chicago's newest native" overnight.
Then things take the sharpest left turn imaginable.
A simple conversation about Skid Row turns into what may be the most passionate legal defense of a fictional character ever attempted on morning radio. Did Ricky from "18 and Life" actually receive a fair sentence? Did his lawyer completely fail him? Could manslaughter have knocked years off his sentence? Before long, the crew is pitching an entire sequel where Ricky is finally released decades later, discovers smartphones, struggles with modern life, and tries to reintegrate into society. Sebastian Bach... if you're listening... we've basically written your next album.
Of course, that's only the beginning.
The gang dives into rock history, legendary concerts, Sebastian Bach's incredible hair, Quiet Riot, Great White, classic metal memories, and why moms somehow approved of Skid Row while other bands got thrown straight into the trash.
Later, the crew celebrates Missouri's connection to sliced bread, debates whether "best thing since sliced bread" replaced an even older saying, revisits classic pop culture moments, and rolls through another packed edition of Crap on Celebrities featuring Metallica's emotional Ozzy tribute, Ella Langley's historic chart run, SZA opening up about her autism diagnosis, Whoopi Goldberg getting stranded by a volcano, Danny Trejo's unbelievable Charles Manson story, and the future of AI actors in Hollywood.
Then things get wonderfully nostalgic as everyone argues over which movies every younger generation absolutely has to watch. From action classics to sci-fi masterpieces to childhood favorites, expect plenty of passionate disagreements and a few films that definitely deserved more love than they got.
Finally, the show wraps exactly the way you'd expect... with Crappy Birthdays, some hilariously questionable movie titles, and a game of Real or Fake Fireworks using the bizarre names found on leftover Fourth of July fireworks. Because nothing says responsible broadcasting quite like trying to determine whether "Exploding Mega Whatever" is an actual consumer product.
It's another completely unpredictable comedy podcast packed with music nostalgia, pop culture commentary, ridiculous hypotheticals, listener laughs, celebrity updates, and the kind of conversations that only happen when nobody in the room thinks, "Maybe we should move on."
Whether you're here for the rock stories, the celebrity gossip, the debates over old movies, or simply to hear adults spend entirely too much time defending a fictional prison sentence from a 1980s song, this comedy podcast delivers exactly the kind of daily chaos you'd expect from The Rizzuto Show.

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Some mornings you wake up expecting coffee and headlines. Other mornings you discover there's an underground criminal empire built around stealing used fryer grease, somebody is trying to convince the world that rhinestone jeans are cool again, and Rizz has created an entirely unofficial list of ages when society should politely ask you to stop doing certain things.
Welcome to another daily comedy show.
This episode starts close to home as the crew talks about local St. Louis news, including Cyberg's Market Street closing after decades downtown, a rash of overnight vehicle break-ins, and why leaving valuables—or firearms—in your car is probably a terrible idea. Naturally, that serious conversation immediately derails into fake stick shifts designed to confuse thieves, mounted muskets, car guns, and inventions that definitely belong on Shark Tank.
Then things somehow get even weirder.
The crew dives into one of the strangest federal crime stories imaginable: a multi-million-dollar operation involving stolen restaurant grease. Yes... used cooking oil. Apparently yesterday's french fries can become today's organized crime. Between fake paperwork, undercover grease deals, and criminals wearing safety vests to look legitimate, it's almost impressive... almost.
Fashion doesn't escape the roast either.
Is America really entering another bedazzled era? Are Ed Hardy vibes back? Are JNCO jeans making another run? Lern believes the sparkle has returned, Rafe embraces the chaos, and Rizz refuses to accept that grown men are voluntarily decorating their back pockets with rhinestones. The debate spirals into cowboy fashion, Von Dutch hats, whale tails, and whether anyone should willingly relive the early 2000s.
Speaking of questionable life choices...
The gang revisits Bryan Johnson—the tech millionaire spending millions every year attempting to reverse aging—after news of his autoimmune diagnosis. The conversation turns into a hilarious debate over supplements, youth fighting, biohacking, overnight health tracking, and whether spending your entire life trying not to age actually counts as living.
As if that weren't enough, Rizz unveils his completely scientific (not at all scientific) "Tell the Truth Day" list of socially acceptable expiration dates. At what age should you stop calling everyone "bro?" When should backwards hats retire? Is there an age limit for staying out until sunrise? The crew argues every single rule while listeners undoubtedly yell back at their speakers.
Throw in celebrity obsession, social media insanity, relationship debates, bizarre inventions, random tangents, plenty of St. Louis flavor, and enough sarcastic commentary to make your coworkers question why you're laughing at your desk, and you've got another unforgettable morning with The Rizzuto Show.
Whether you're listening on the drive to work, pretending to work, or actively avoiding responsibility altogether, thanks for making us part of your day. This daily comedy show exists because of listeners who appreciate ridiculous conversations, terrible ideas, and the occasional accidental moment of wisdom hiding beneath all the nonsense.
If you laughed, argued with Rizz, defended bedazzled jeans, or immediately started wondering how much used fryer grease is worth, congratulations—you've officially experienced another daily comedy show the way it was intended.

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Hear The Rizz Show daily on the radio at 105.7 The Point | Hubbard Radio in St. Louis, MO.

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One minute you're buying tickets to see a massive international soccer match. The next minute you're staring at an $8,100 charge for a parking pass and wondering if your car now comes with its own butler. That's where this episode starts, and somehow things only get weirder from there.
The crew breaks down one of the wildest ticketing stories we've ever seen after a Long Island mom accidentally purchased an outrageously expensive parking pass while trying to score seats for a big match. The conversation quickly spirals into the state of modern ticket prices, resale madness, and why seeing your favorite artist live now requires either a second mortgage or a suspiciously successful cryptocurrency portfolio.
Meanwhile, the gang discovers a troubling truth about adulthood: none of us seem capable of locating important documents. Birth certificates are missing. Diplomas have vanished. Social Security cards are apparently living in another dimension. If civilization depended on us proving we graduated high school, humanity might be finished.
Then there's King Scott.
What should have been a sweet and memorable gender reveal somehow becomes a hilarious lesson in why live radio and carefully planned family moments don't always cooperate. The result is equal parts heartwarming, awkward, and exactly the kind of unpredictable mess listeners have come to expect.
Rafe delivers another unforgettable E-Memorium, the crew debates life, responsibility, and whether anyone on the show can legally prove they exist, and somehow every conversation finds a way to become funnier than the last.
This daily comedy show has everything: outrageous news stories, parenting debates, accidental financial disasters, and enough sarcasm to power the electrical grid. Whether you're listening on the drive to work, hiding from your responsibilities, or trying to avoid buying an $8,100 parking pass yourself, this episode delivers the laughs.
The crew also dives into the economics of concerts, the changing world of live entertainment, and why families are increasingly forced to choose between making memories and protecting their budgets. Along the way you'll hear stories about dream vacations, listener reactions, and the kind of brutally honest conversations that make the show feel like hanging out with your funniest friends.

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Hear The Rizz Show daily on the radio at 105.7 The Point | Hubbard Radio in St. Louis, MO.

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