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07/22/2026 | 2h 46 mins.Today’s episode combines three separate journeys into the strange, confusing, and occasionally lubricated corners of modern life—which is another way of saying nobody stopped us from turning on the microphones.
First, the show investigates a mime whose behavior allegedly escalated from silently unsettling to stripping down, covering himself in cooking oil, and working out in a public park. Finally, a fitness routine for people who think normal gyms contain entirely too much talking. The crew debates whether mimes belong to the clown family, why painted faces activate the human fight-or-flight response, and whether a silent man glistening in canola oil is somehow more or less threatening than a regular mime. This is the kind of responsible public discussion you expect from a comedy podcast with access to microphones and absolutely no mime-control legislation.
Then we enter the Hydration Industrial Complex. Every few years, society apparently selects a new water bottle and collectively decides it is no longer a container—it is a lifestyle, a personality, and possibly a dependent. Stanley, Hydro Flask, Yeti, Owala, CamelBak and the rest of the reusable plastic museum all get examined while the crew admits their cabinets are basically archaeological sites filled with abandoned drinkware. We also learn that some bottles may be washed only through sacred hand-cleaning rituals, while others were free promotional items that now hold pens because even hydration has winners and losers.
The chaos continues with a round of music Jeopardy that immediately proves knowing a song and understanding the rules of Jeopardy are two completely different qualifications. There are arguments over buzzing in, demanding answers in the form of a question, and whether anyone involved should ever be trusted to host a nationally syndicated game show. Match Up with Moon delivers even more academic excellence as the crew attempts to identify the “stinking rose,” explain what MBA stands for, and survive trivia questions clearly designed by someone with a personal grudge.
From there, we travel to Ellisville, where a resurfaced social media trend has teenagers crashing through vinyl fences while yelling like the Kool-Aid Man. Because apparently the newest generation looked at expensive property damage and thought, “This could use branding.” The crew explores the Kool-Aid challenge, the surprisingly inflation-resistant price of Kool-Aid packets, the many voices behind the famous pitcher, and whether suburban homeowners should begin painting designated impact zones on their fences.
There’s also Halloween planning, questionable zombie game-show-host costumes, haircut anxiety, celebrity chaos, nostalgia, strange history, and enough pop culture commentary to make this daily comedy feel like scrolling the entire internet while five sarcastic people yell from inside your phone.
It’s a comedy podcast about mimes, hydration, trivia, Halloween, viral stupidity and the comforting realization that no matter how strange your day has been, at least you probably didn’t cover yourself in cooking oil and silently do lunges near a hiking trail.
Unless you did. In that case, please stop following people.
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See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.- Today's episode somehow begins with one of the creepiest news stories imaginable and somehow gets even weirder from there. A Massachusetts mime allegedly spent months terrifying people at a park before stripping down, coating himself in cooking oil, and breaking into an outdoor workout. Naturally, this leads the crew into an unexpectedly deep conversation about clown culture, why mimes are unsettling, irrational fears, comedy trends, and whether anyone should ever trust someone silently making eye contact from across a hiking trail.
From there, everything immediately goes off the rails—as it usually does.
The crew debates whether mimes actually count as clowns, why Robin Williams somehow enters the conversation, and whether cooking oil selection says something about your personality. There are plenty of sarcastic detours, plenty of roasting, and exactly zero useful life advice.
Then it's time for another unforgettable round of Match Up with Moon.
This may be one of the toughest trivia rounds yet. Titanic. Garlic. Wonder Woman. Norman Rockwell. The Saturday Evening Post. MBA degrees. Somehow everyone knows just enough to be confidently wrong while simultaneously making each other laugh even harder. Moon questions every answer he's ever known, Riz battles to break a losing streak, and King Scott's trivia wording creates just enough chaos to spark an all-time debate over the tiebreaker.
It's everything you expect from a daily comedy podcast—friends arguing over facts that probably won't improve your life while making your commute dramatically more entertaining.
If you enjoy weird news, hilarious conversations, sarcastic humor, ridiculous games, pop culture commentary, celebrity gossip, and a cast that's never afraid to roast each other (or themselves), you've found your people. Whether you've been listening for years or you're discovering the crew for the first time, this episode delivers exactly the unpredictable energy that keeps listeners coming back.
This daily comedy show continues proving that the funniest moments are usually the completely unexpected ones. One minute you're learning about the psychology of clown fears, the next you're debating garlic nicknames, and before you know it everyone is arguing over magazine circulation numbers like it's the biggest issue in America.
That's just another morning with The Rizzuto Show.
If this episode made you laugh, be sure to subscribe, leave a review, and share it with someone who appreciates bizarre headlines, ridiculous trivia, and unapologetically sarcastic humor. There's always another unbelievable story waiting around the corner, and somehow the crew always finds a way to make it even funnier.
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See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info. - Apparently your water bottle says more about you than your personality ever could.
This episode starts with the crew uncovering the shocking truth that every few years a new water bottle brand completely takes over society. Stanley, Hydro Flask, Yeti, Owala... are we hydrating or just collecting emotional support cups? The gang breaks down every hydration trend from the last decade while exposing who's secretly obsessed with insulated bottles and who proudly survives on free swag from company events.
From there, things somehow get even weirder.
The crew jumps into a homemade game of Jeopardy featuring songs that begin with the letter "G," and what should have been a simple trivia segment quickly turns into total chaos. Buzzing too early, forgetting the rules, arguing over answers, and roasting each other... basically everything you'd expect from The Rizzuto Show.
There's also a look Back in the Day with everything from Jeffrey Dahmer's arrest and America's Beautiful origins to remembering Ozzy Osbourne one year after his passing.
Then it's time for a massive Crap on Celebrities packed with entertainment news including:
• Oasis climbing back onto the charts thanks to the FIFA World Cup
• The latest on Jelly Roll and Bunny XO's divorce rumors
• Snoop Dogg's upcoming biopic
• Rock & Roll Hall of Fame inductees
• Billy Idol almost becoming the T-1000 in Terminator 2
• RoboCop returning as a TV series
• Netflix bringing back Untold
• MrBeast getting married
• Ryan Reynolds teasing another Deadpool
• Greta Van Fleet's newest music
• Marilyn Manson's latest single
• LEGO's incredible X-Files set
• Plus birthdays, random movie facts, and enough sarcastic commentary to make your morning considerably more entertaining.
As always, nobody stays on topic for very long, facts are occasionally questioned, and somehow everyone leaves knowing far more about trendy water bottles than anyone should.
If your idea of a daily comedy show involves pop culture, hilarious fails, weird news, music, celebrity gossip, random trivia, and friends making each other laugh for over two hours, you've found your people.
Thanks for making The Rizzuto Show part of your day. Whether you're listening on your commute, pretending to work, or hiding from your responsibilities, we're glad you're here.
Don't forget to subscribe, leave a review, and share the episode with someone who definitely owns at least three different reusable water bottles.
The Rizzuto Show is your daily comedy show delivering ridiculous conversations, entertainment news, and unexpected laughs every weekday. If you're looking for a daily comedy show that never takes itself seriously, welcome aboard.
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See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info. - The gang starts the morning the only way they know how—immediately making fun of each other. Haircuts become serious business, Halloween planning starts months early, and somehow the conversation turns into whether a Saturday Halloween means society is doomed or simply more opportunities for bad decisions.
Then comes one of the strangest stories of the day: a resurfaced TikTok trend has kids channeling the Kool-Aid Man by running through backyard fences. Yes, seriously. The crew debates whether today's version of the Kool-Aid Man sounds more exhausted than enthusiastic, imagines the mascot's depressing off-camera life, and somehow builds an entire fictional cinematic universe around a giant glass pitcher.
Things only get weirder from there.
A shocking local restaurant embezzlement case sparks a conversation about trust, loyalty, and how someone can allegedly steal over a million dollars while everyone else is just trying to order steak and creamed spinach. Naturally, that evolves into a full-blown discussion about the perfect steakhouse experience, favorite sides, desserts, and whether bread pudding deserves respect or belongs in the trash.
Because this is a daily comedy podcast, no topic stays on the rails for very long.
The bets continue as old wagers resurface, money changes hands, and Rafe and Rizz revisit one of their ongoing arguments. Meanwhile, Moon offers life lessons, Lern questions everyone's food choices, and the crew proves once again that even paying somebody back can become a comedy segment.
Later, everyone dives into a surprisingly relatable discussion about Gen Z avoiding awkward Venmo requests. Why are people afraid to ask friends for money they're owed? The conversation becomes equal parts financial advice, therapy session, and roast of anyone who's ever conveniently "forgotten" to pay someone back after a vacation or concert.
If you enjoy a daily comedy podcast packed with ridiculous conversations, hilarious detours, pop culture commentary, local stories, and friends roasting each other without mercy, this episode delivers from beginning to end.
Whether you're here for weird news, funny celebrity gossip, Halloween hype, questionable financial decisions, or simply hearing four friends turn everyday headlines into nonstop laughs, this is another classic episode of The Rizzuto Show.
Thanks for listening to the daily comedy podcast that proudly proves absolutely everything can become comedy with the right group of idiots around the microphones.
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See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info. - If you've ever wondered what would happen if a trivia contest, a morning radio show, and a sleep-deprived group chat collided, congratulations—you've found today's episode.
The crew kicks things off with another wildly competitive round of Simpleton Trivia, where callers either bet on themselves or trust the show's questionable collection of brains to win concert tickets. Some contestants absolutely cruise. Others discover that knowing where the Sahara Desert is can become a surprisingly stressful life event. Moon attempts to prove he warned everyone not to bet on him, King Scott puts family honor on the line, and somehow frozen rain becomes one of the most debated scientific discoveries in broadcast history.
Meanwhile, Rizz officially retires his infamous anatomy-themed dangler earring in a ceremony that absolutely did not need to be as dramatic as it became. Somehow robes, speeches, and unnecessary levels of pageantry all make perfect sense before the crew immediately pivots into one of the strangest news stories imaginable: a Morgan Wallen concert where one attendee decided bathrooms were optional. The discussion spirals into assault laws, concert etiquette, swamp justice, and exactly how far someone should be allowed to test another person's patience before consequences arrive.
As if that weren't enough chaos, the show celebrates the return of Moon from Canada, complete with wildfire smoke stories, soccer debates, TSA adventures involving industrial-sized Pepto, and the search for Lern's official NBA team. Naturally, choosing a basketball franchise somehow becomes more difficult than filing taxes.
Then the gang dives into the internet's newest music genre obsession—"Cigarette Mom Rock." If your childhood soundtrack included Alanis Morissette, Sheryl Crow, Pink, Fiona Apple, Melissa Etheridge, Michelle Branch, Lisa Loeb, Jewel, or Natalie Imbruglia blasting from a minivan with the windows cracked, congratulations...you've apparently been part of a movement this whole time.
Along the way you'll hear stories about raccoons, questionable bodily functions, celebrity news, ridiculous debates, weird observations, and enough sarcastic commentary to make even the smartest person feel like a Simpleton contestant.
It's exactly the kind of unpredictable daily comedy show you'd expect when nobody in the room agrees on anything except that making fun of each other is always the correct answer.
Whether you're here for funny stories, entertainment gossip, weird news, celebrity chaos, ridiculous arguments, or simply to laugh at adults behaving like overgrown children, this episode delivers all of it—with absolutely zero guarantees anyone learned a lesson.
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From comedy and weird news to celebrity gossip and sports, The Rizzuto Show brings the chaos and questionable logic of St. Louis’ favorite morning show to a daily comedy podcast. Join Rizz, Moon Valjean, Lern, Rafe Williams, and King Scott as they chop it up and dish it in a hilarious daily show—bustin’ chops, talking trends, and keeping it real.🎙️ Expect funny clips, interviews, behind-the-scenes moments, and full Rizz Show daily comedy podcast episodes—all in one place.Don't miss a minute of your favorite comedy show. Subscribe/Follow now and laugh along with The Rizzuto Show - trying to save the world one funny podcast at a time!You can also hear The Rizzuto Show live on the radio every weekday from 6am-10am on 105.7 The Point - Everything Alternative - Hubbard Radio in St. Louis, Missouri - Part of the Gamut Podcast Network.
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