The Rizzuto Show | Daily Comedy Podcast

The Rizzuto Show kicks things off with King Scott becoming an unlikely wildlife hero after rescuing an injured opossum from his backyard — which naturally turns into questions about diseases, pet possums and whether anyone has ever accidentally eaten one at a roadkill cook-off. From there, St. Louis gets a measles exposure warning, Lern realizes she was dangerously close to the action, and “measle butt” unfortunately enters the show’s medical vocabulary.
Thankfully, Fat Bear Week arrives to restore order as the crew plans what they’d eat if they had to double their body weight before hibernation. Five-foot lasagnas, wheelbarrows of toasted ravioli and donut conveyor belts are all apparently part of a balanced pre-winter diet.
Then we debut Dead or Alive, where listeners battle the show to determine whether various celebrities are currently still with us. Rizz proves disturbingly good at it, while everyone else learns that celebrity mortality gets much harder when you only have three seconds to answer. There’s also a record-breaking 430-foot Slim Jim, Rizz receives a “Mommy’s Little Meatball” shirt, and a $30 estate-sale painting turns out to potentially be worth $250,000 — officially giving us all permission to start digging through strangers’ garages.
Meanwhile, Lern finally achieves one of the greatest honors in Rizz Show history: Patient of the Month at Ballwin Dental Care. Breakfast is delivered, Rafe becomes jealous of his Patient of the Month successor, and Lern gets approximately six minutes to enjoy her dental supremacy before Dead or Alive starts throwing names like Angie Dickinson, Johnny Mathis and Dabney Coleman at her.
Finally, Dear Diary Day sends everyone digging into their embarrassing past. Rizz admits some of his old journals probably need to be destroyed, while Lern remembers her parents discovering her childhood diary and confronting her over repeatedly calling celebrity crushes a “hot piece of ass” — a phrase 12-year-old Lern absolutely did not understand.
Possum rescues, measles scares, gigantic bears, meat snacks, celebrity mortality, dental glory and childhood journals containing evidence nobody was supposed to see — three episodes of The Rizzuto Show proving once again that personal growth is mostly just surviving long enough to laugh at your younger self.

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Mo. Health Department warns of possible measles exposure at Busch Stadium, local St. Louis businesses
Norwegian skater rollerblading across US killed after allegedly being struck by 82-year-old driver in Kansas hit and run
Festivalgoer left paralyzed after man falls from tree and lands on her while a band was playing
Maryland hunter charged in fatal shooting of woman who he allegedly mistook for a deer
Passenger goes overboard on Carnival cruise ship heading to Long Beach
Fat Bear Week is back. Meet this year's contenders
The ‘unprofessional’ item Gen Z brings to interviews could be costing them jobs
MrBeast Details US Work After Being Called Out Over $10M Ghana Village
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Sound the alarms and alert the dental community: Lern is officially Patient of the Month at Ballwin Dental Care. Dr. Kim personally delivers breakfast, Lern celebrates her cavity-free supremacy, and former Patient of the Month Rafe handles being replaced with exactly the dignity you’d expect.
Then this comedy podcast brings back Dead or Alive, the rapid-fire game where listeners battle members of the show to determine whether celebrities are currently among the living. Dick Van Dyke? Mel Brooks? James Earl Jones? William Shatner? John Goodman? Carol Burnett? The names keep coming, the answers get increasingly panicked, and one contestant somehow ties King Scott by correctly guessing the combined age of Dick Van Dyke and Mel Brooks: exactly 200.
Rizz gets his turn and casually goes 10-for-10, because apparently knowing whether celebrities are alive is his hidden superpower. Lern isn’t quite as fortunate when she gets the murder round and starts encountering names like Angie Dickinson, Johnny Mathis and Dabney Coleman. “Who are these people?” becomes a perfectly reasonable strategy.
Then Dear Diary Day sends this comedy podcast straight into everybody’s embarrassing past. Rizz admits his old journals probably need to be destroyed, while Lern reveals she started keeping a diary at 11 — until her parents found it and discovered young Lern repeatedly describing her celebrity crushes as a “hot piece of ass.”
Tiny problem: she had absolutely no idea what that phrase actually meant.
Cue an incredibly uncomfortable parental intervention involving a confused 12-year-old trying to explain that she just thought Jonathan Taylor Thomas was cute.
The crew debates whether reading someone’s journal is ever acceptable, Rafe remembers his mom operating like an amateur FBI agent through his belongings, and everybody gets surprisingly sincere about why physically writing down your thoughts can actually help clear your head.
Dental glory, celebrity mortality, childhood privacy violations and journals containing evidence that should probably be destroyed immediately — another completely therapeutic comedy podcast from The Rizzuto Show.
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The Rizzuto Show is rolling out a brand-new game called Dead or Alive, because apparently determining whether celebrities are still among us is now a legitimate path to winning Metallica tickets. Welcome to the funny podcast where mortality, prizes and our questionable knowledge of famous people finally collide.
Before anybody gets quizzed on who is currently breathing, we’ve got important meat business to handle. Jimmy Fallon’s trivia question involves a record-breaking 430-foot meat snack, which turns out to be a Slim Jim. Even better, Rizz gets a perfectly timed gift from Times Square: a “Mommy’s Little Meatball” shirt. Sometimes the universe hands you comedy. Other times it hands you processed meat and an aggressively Italian T-shirt.
Then MrBeast enters the conversation after spending millions to build a self-sustaining village in Ghana with homes for teachers, a medical clinic, clean water infrastructure, solar power and a school for hundreds of kids. Naturally, somebody on the internet still found a reason to complain. The crew digs into the criticism, MrBeast’s response and the baffling human ability to look at somebody doing something objectively helpful and immediately type, “Yeah, but what about…”
From there, we discover that estate sales might actually be worth getting out of bed for. A bargain hunter in Michigan bought a forgotten seashell painting for $30, only to discover it was a long-lost Gertrude Abercrombie work potentially worth $250,000. Suddenly rummaging through dead strangers’ belongings sounds less depressing and more like a retirement strategy.
Then it’s time for Crap on Celebrities, where this funny podcast dives into Slipknot teasing something mysterious, the possibility of Lzzy Hale fronting a Velvet Revolver reunion, Ozzfest returning, and Taylor Swift receiving another award that sounds suspiciously like somebody needed to invent an award specifically for Taylor Swift.
We also get the incredible story of Michael Jackson accidentally giving an acceptance speech for an award that didn’t actually exist, Secret Lives of Mormon Wives melting everyone’s remaining brain cells, Channing Tatum denying he has a secret Instagram burner account roasting celebrities, and Arnold Schwarzenegger announcing another self-help book — which naturally means everybody has to attempt an Arnold impression.
Plus, Brad Pitt’s Cliff Booth is returning, the crew debates Beatles songs versus their famous covers, Joe Cocker gets some much-deserved love, and Robin Williams’ comedy legacy leads to a discussion about his reputation for accidentally absorbing other comedians’ material.
Finally, the moment we’ve been waiting for: Dead or Alive. Three listeners will face off against members of the show, trying to determine whether ten celebrities of varying fame are still alive. Beat the crew and you get your choice of some seriously ridiculous prizes.
It’s meat snacks, mystery paintings, rock news, celebrity fails and a game that could expose just how little we actually know about famous people — exactly the kind of educational excellence you expect from a funny podcast like The Rizzuto Show.
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King Scott is officially the Rizz Show’s newest wildlife hero after rescuing an injured possum from his backyard, carefully boxing it up and delivering it to a local animal rescue. Naturally, this daily comedy responds to his good deed by immediately asking whether he’s brought a mystery disease home to his newborn and whether anyone has ever eaten possum at a roadkill cook-off. No good deed survives this show.
Speaking of diseases, St. Louis has a measles problem. The crew runs through a local exposure warning involving Busch Stadium and several area businesses while Lern realizes she was at a Cardinals game dangerously close to the exposure date. Nothing spices up your morning quite like wondering whether you’ve got “measle butt.”
Things get considerably heavier with the story of a 24-year-old Norwegian man who was attempting to rollerblade across America before being struck in a hit-and-run in Kansas. The crew also discusses a woman left paralyzed after a man fell from a tree during Knocked Loose’s set at Louder Than Life, plus a Carnival Panorama passenger who went overboard. At some point, even Rizz realizes maybe the “good news” portion of the show needs to arrive before everyone crawls back into bed.
Thankfully, this daily comedy eventually finds salvation in the first day of fall and, more importantly, Fat Bear Week. The crew celebrates Alaska’s gloriously chunky bears by planning exactly what they’d eat if they needed to double their own body weight before hibernation. We’re talking five-foot lasagna towers, wheelbarrows of toasted ravioli, conveyor belts of donuts, ice cream cake smoothies and an entire Cracker Barrel breakfast blended into liquid form. Nutritionists, please stop listening.
Then comes the workplace debate nobody knew we needed: Is it unprofessional to bring an iced coffee into a job interview? Rizz says absolutely. Lern thinks everybody needs to calm down because it’s coffee, not a six-pack. Somehow condensation rings, coffee breath and rattling ice become legitimate threats to your career.
Possum heroes, measles scares, tragic headlines, gigantic bears and Gen Z getting judged for showing up with Starbucks — another completely balanced daily comedy from The Rizzuto Show.
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King Scott is back from paternity leave with a beautiful baby girl, zero sleep and the kind of diaper story every new parent eventually earns. The crew gets the full delivery-room recap, meets the world of high-tech baby gear and learns that fatherhood can go from heartwarming to “poop volcano” remarkably fast.
Then things get weird. Moon encounters a mysterious solo mini golfer in Alabama who appears extremely high, carries an enormous ice cream cone around the course and repeatedly sets it directly on the ground before continuing to eat it. Eventually, an ostrich gets involved. The crew also debates perfect no-skip albums, dives into celebrity chaos and once again asks the question America has been asking for generations: What the hell is going on in Florida?
Back in the relationship department, we celebrate Earth, Wind & Fire Day by learning about “guided Joeing” — audio instructions for some extremely personal alone time. Lern sees potential. Moon insists we’ve just reinvented phone sex and given it a wellness subscription. Naturally, everyone immediately begins considering whether their radio voices could provide lucrative second careers.
The conversation somehow becomes slightly more respectable with “food divorce,” where couples stop planning meals together and simply eat whatever they want, whenever they want. That leads to debates over family dinners, personal space, eating speeds and whether sharing a meal really matters in a relationship.
And finally, Rafe gives us a glimpse into bachelor life: eating smoked wings alone while watching football on a laptop, discovering sauce all over his face and contemplating furniture specifically designed to make eating in bed easier.
New babies, wedding afterparties, dirt-seasoned ice cream, perfect albums, Florida crimes, guided alone time and relationship food fights — three episodes of The Rizzuto Show proving once again that we can start with the miracle of childbirth and somehow end with Rafe shopping for a snack bed.

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