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Today on The Rizzuto Show, the internet proves once again that asking for opinions is a trap. A viral TikTok about a server cutting a grown man’s burger in half sends the crew into a full-blown spiral over food etiquette, masculinity, knives, and whether adulthood should come with a user manual. Is it thoughtful? Insulting? A crime against America? No consensus is reached, emotions stay greasy, and the argument absolutely refuses to die.
Then the show takes a sharp turn into Sexy Time Fun Facts, breaking down new survey data on how often couples are actually having sex, how long it lasts, and why everyone assumes everyone else is doing it more. The crew gets surprisingly real about age, hormones, kids, stress, resentment, doctor visits, and the uncomfortable truth that being tired and full explains way more than anyone wants to admit.
It’s ridiculous, relatable, sarcastic, and accidentally informative — a funny podcast built on arguing about things that don’t matter and learning something anyway. If you like daily chaos, internet debates, and laughing before reflecting (if at all), The Rizzuto Show delivers once again. And yes, it’s a funny podcast. SEO demands it.
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Is 40 the Peak for Men's Sex Drive?

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Today on The Rizzuto Show, we learn an important lesson: never ask the internet to pick sides, because everyone involved will somehow look worse. A viral TikTok story about a restaurant server cutting a grown man’s burger in half launches the crew into an unhinged debate about food etiquette, masculinity, sandwiches, and whether adults should ever need help with a knife.
Is it classy? Is it lazy? Is it deeply un-American? Opinions fly, fingers get metaphorically greasy, and nobody backs down. Then, just when you think we’ve settled the burger debate (we absolutely did not), the show swerves into Sexy Time Fun Facts — because obviously that’s the next logical step.
We break down new survey data on how often couples are actually having sex, how long it lasts, and why everyone thinks everyone else is doing it more than they are. The crew reacts to stats about age, hormones, kids, stress, and why your sex drive changing doesn’t necessarily mean your relationship is broken — it might just mean you’re tired and full.
There’s honest talk about resentment, self-esteem, doctor visits, hormone chaos, and the terrifying realization that adulthood is mostly math you didn’t sign up for. Somehow, this episode manages to be equal parts ridiculous and relatable, which is basically the mission statement of this funny podcast.
If you like daily chaos, sarcastic humor, arguments about things that don’t matter, and accidentally learning something along the way, The Rizzuto Show delivers once again. This is a funny podcast for people who laugh first and reflect later — if at all. Yes, we’re calling it a funny podcast again, because SEO waits for no one.

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Arizona Man Asks Server To Cut His Burger In Half. Then She Tells Him The Restaurant Policy: ‘Why Was He So Desperate To Have Me Cut His Burger?’
How often is the average American couple having sex each month — and how many are ‘unsatisfied’?
Is 40 the Peak for Men's Sex Drive?
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Welcome to another perfectly unhinged episode of The Rizzuto Show, a daily comedy show that refuses to respect boundaries — fashion, emotional, or otherwise. Today’s chaos menu includes one of the most baffling documentaries ever made: the Corey Feldman saga. For the low, low price of $5, you’ll witness ego, trauma, cult vibes, and career delusion all mashed together into something that feels less like a documentary and more like a dare. Is Corey Feldman a villain? A victim? A confused gold-fedora wizard? We debate all of it while somehow landing on both “I feel bad for him” and “absolutely not.”
Then things get visual. The Grammys deliver history, heartbreak, and nipples doing Olympic-level heavy lifting. Kendrick Lamar breaks records, Bruno Mars continues his streak of never missing, and Justin Bieber announces he’s doing better by… performing in his underwear with a mirror. Totally normal behavior. We also break down the fashion choices that made our own bodies hurt just by looking at them.
And because the universe has a sense of humor, a professional boxing match ends with a man’s toupee being uppercut into history. Instead of spiraling, he leans into it like a champ — proving once again that confidence is everything, especially when your hair betrays you in front of millions.
We also take a moment to honor the loss of Catherine O’Hara, celebrate music milestones, question celebrity fashion sanity, and somehow still find time for birthdays, porn star math, and deeply unnecessary commentary. This daily comedy show is messy, loud, sarcastic, and exactly what your brain needs.

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If you’ve ever trusted an airline, packed food “for later,” or believed a groundhog — this funny comedy podcast is here to hurt you.
The Rizzuto Show comedy kicks off February already in shambles after a three-day weekend absolutely wrecks the studio’s muscle memory. Punxsutawney Phil emerges, sees his shadow (allegedly), and condemns us all to six more weeks of winter while the crew debates whether anyone actually knows how Groundhog Day works.
Then Rafe Williams recounts one of the most cursed travel weekends imaginable: stranded airports, nonstop delays, pilots who clearly should not be making small talk, and a Five Guys order forgotten in a backpack that slowly transforms into a greasy war crime mid-flight. Things escalate when the plane heats up like a sauna, passengers start passing out, and the smell of fries becomes a supporting character.
The crew also breaks down the new Real ID situation — including the $45 TSA “Confirm ID” fee that feels suspiciously like a cover charge to exist — and debates whether complying with the government is worth it or if Rafe should fully commit to sovereign citizen energy. Along the way, flight attendants are praised as saints, airlines are ranked (American Airlines finishes exactly where you think), and a Boeing 777 toilet failure story pushes everyone to their emotional limit.
Add in Rizz Show Night at the Blues game, Lern losing her car, and Lern discovering she somehow looks like Warwick Davis and Brianna Chickenfry in the same weekend, and you’ve got a funny podcast that spirals exactly the way it should.
It’s airline chaos, pop culture confusion, and daily comedy from start to finish — just another normal day on The Rizzuto Show.

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This episode starts innocently enough with a discussion about pools… and then immediately spirals into why swimming is actually disgusting once you think about it for more than five seconds. The crew debates pools vs. sport courts, whether owning a pool is worth the constant maintenance and rage, and why public pools are basically a social experiment that humanity keeps failing.
From there, things get unhinged fast. The show dives deep into pool etiquette, including the rudest things people do at pools — peeing in the water (obviously), hogging lounge chairs, blasting music, letting kids run feral, and pretending chlorine is a personality trait. That leads to a full existential breakdown about how much pee is in pools, whether “pee-detecting chemicals” are real, and why kiddie pools and swim-up bars should come with warning labels.
Somehow, this turns into a horrifying but hilarious conversation about lakes, rivers, float trips, cruises, dead bodies in water, bacteria, brain-eating amoebas, and why the phrase “the Earth cleans itself” is doing a lot of heavy lifting. If you’ve ever floated a river, swam at Lake of the Ozarks, or been on a cruise ship, you may never feel clean again.
The back half of the show brings the chaos home with Do It Bitch, as Lern takes over hosting duties and throws the guys into competitive trivia involving music, bars, and venues — complete with trash talk, questionable rulings, cousin rivalry, and the looming threat of the airsoft gun.
By the end, the only thing everyone agrees on is this: everyone is peeing in the pool, nobody’s getting out to do it, and once you know that… there’s no going back.

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