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King Scott smells like a salami sandwich, Rizz nearly loses hundreds of dollars to a Taylor Swift ticket scam, and Chris Kerber reveals he's secretly running a homeowners association with the attitude of a hockey enforcer. Throw in a ghost that apparently just wanted to cuddle, a suspicious soccer-ticket exchange in London, and the mystery of September birthdays, and you've got another spectacularly dysfunctional day on The Rizzuto Show.
Rizz, Moon Valjean, Lern, Rafe Williams, and King Scott are back with another funny podcast packed with Halloween chaos, weird news, celebrity gossip, St. Louis Blues hockey, paranormal encounters, concert ticket disasters, and the kind of conversations that make you wonder whether this crew should be allowed to make decisions without adult supervision.
First up, King Scott officially begins Mascot Week, his punishment for losing Week 7 of the NFL Pick'em Challenge.
The rules are simple: Scott has to wear a different mascot costume every day.
Unfortunately, his first assignment is Sweetmeat, the legendary pig mascot from 105.7 The Point, and the costume has apparently absorbed enough sweat over the years to qualify as its own ecosystem.
The giant pig head smells like a salami sandwich. The armpits are horrifying. The oversized shoes look like they survived the Reagan administration. And Scott's magnificent hair makes the whole thing resemble a pig with an '80s mullet.
Rafe describes the mascot head as being lined with prosciutto, Moon points out that Sweetmeat clearly skipped leg day, and Lern takes great pleasure in watching Scott attempt to squeeze through the studio doorway.
The best part? Scott decides to eat a beef stick while wearing the costume.
Pork on pork.
It's the sort of decision that makes you realize losing the NFL Pick'em Challenge isn't even Scott's biggest problem.
The crew also previews other potential mascot appearances, including costumes associated with the St. Louis Battlehawks, local restaurants, and other familiar St. Louis favorites.
Somewhere, Fredbird and Louie are watching this unfold and reconsidering their career choices.
Then things get supernatural when a listener emails the show claiming he once had a ghost cuddle him while recovering in a hospital.
According to his account, the mysterious visitor appeared repeatedly until a priest became involved. The listener insists nothing sexual happened, which naturally gives Rizz, Moon, Lern, and Rafe approximately a thousand questions.
Was it a friendly ghost? A dream? A hallucination? Does cuddling count as a relationship? And why does The Rizzuto Show suddenly have enough paranormal dating stories to launch a supernatural matchmaking service?
The crew also remembers a previous listener who claimed to have married and divorced a ghost.
Apparently, even death isn't enough to save some relationships.
With Halloween approaching, the gang gets into costume planning, family parties, and the delicate art of surviving October without embarrassing yourself.
Moon reveals that his house has somehow become the designated gathering place for a group of teenagers, despite nobody officially asking his permission.
Rizz prepares for Halloween festivities, Lern talks costumes, and everybody debates the logistical nightmare of hosting kids who apparently believe the entire neighborhood is their personal event venue.
And speaking of family activities that might require an explanation, Rizz introduces a ranking of America's most common birthdays.
It turns out September is absolutely packed with birthdays, especially between September 8th and September 21st.
The most common date discussed on the show? September 9th.
Naturally, the crew immediately realizes that nine months before September puts conception right around the winter holidays.
Christmas. New Year's Eve. Holiday parties. Mistletoe.
Apparently, December isn't just the season of giving. It's also the season of creating somebody who will eventually need braces.
Things get even stranger when Rizz and Rafe discover that both of their fathers are named Dennis and were born on September 9th.
That's either an incredible coincidence or proof that the universe has been recycling dads.
The gang checks everyone's birthday rankings, investigates the rarest dates, and discusses why holidays like Christmas, New Year's Day, and February 29th appear near the bottom of the list.
It's a fascinating statistical discussion that somehow becomes an investigation into what everybody's parents were doing nine months before their birthday.
You're welcome, Mom and Dad.
Then Rizz brings up a story involving a Canadian couple accused of scamming Taylor Swift fans out of approximately $190,000 by selling Eras Tour tickets that didn't exist.
Fans reportedly paid for seats they never received, with some traveling long distances and spending additional money on flights and hotels before discovering they'd been ripped off.
That brings back a painful memory for Rizz, who nearly lost hundreds of dollars trying to buy Taylor Swift tickets for his daughter.
Rafe helped track down what seemed like a promising deal, but something about the transaction didn't feel right.
The seller couldn't provide convincing proof of the tickets, and thankfully the guys stopped before sending money.
A rare moment of responsible decision-making on The Rizzuto Show.
Please mark your calendars.
Meanwhile, Moon shares his own unbelievably sketchy ticket-buying experience in London, where he purchased a Chelsea soccer ticket through an unfamiliar reseller.
Instead of receiving a normal electronic ticket, Moon was instructed to meet a mystery person at a specific street corner near a mailbox.
Nothing screams legitimate sporting event like standing on a London sidewalk waiting for a stranger to appear with an envelope.
Against all odds, the man actually showed up, handed Moon a ticket, and disappeared.
Even more shocking? The ticket worked.
Moon got into the match, and the rest of the crew got another reminder that his travel adventures are apparently protected by a supernatural force that refuses to let common sense interfere.
The conversation expands into concert ticket bots, resale prices, duplicate tickets, and the increasingly ridiculous process of trying to attend a live event without getting financially destroyed.
Then it's time to celebrate National Chocolate Day, which arrives just before Halloween.
Lern admits she's already been eating from the Halloween candy stash sitting on her dining room table, while Rizz, Moon, and Rafe debate expensive chocolate bars, Dubai chocolate, local St. Louis candy shops, and whether anyone who dislikes chocolate can be trusted.
That discussion leads to one of the day's most unnecessary scientific investigations:
How much chocolate would someone theoretically have to eat to suffer a fatal overdose?
Rafe brings up a calculation suggesting that a 165-pound adult would need to consume approximately 711 regular Hershey's bars to reach a potentially fatal dose of theobromine.
Rizz immediately announces that he always stops at 710.
The gang then starts investigating other things that can become dangerous when consumed in extreme quantities, including water, bananas, and apples.
Because apparently National Chocolate Day needed a toxicology segment.
Please don't test any of these theories. The show has enough bad decisions without the audience trying to break a world record in the candy aisle.
And just when things couldn't get stranger, Chris Kerber, the voice of the St. Louis Blues, joins the show and reveals he's also the president of his neighborhood homeowners association.
Yes. That Chris Kerber.
The same guy who calls Blues games is apparently spending his free time dealing with angry emails about weeds, Christmas decorations, trash cans, and giant metal chickens.
Chris explains his refreshingly sarcastic approach to HOA leadership.
If somebody complains about weeds, he suggests they go pull them.
If somebody complains about Christmas decorations his wife volunteered to install, he offers to let them store and put up the decorations next year.
And when one resident complains about a giant metal rooster in a neighbor's yard, Chris helps arrange for the rooster to be moved into the backyard—with the added possibility of a spotlight aimed toward the complaining neighbor.
That's not neighborhood diplomacy.
That's HOA-level psychological warfare.
The crew also debates a story about an HOA allegedly discouraging full-size Halloween candy bars because other households might feel bad.
Chris makes his position clear: hand out whatever candy you want.
Finally, some leadership this country can get behind.
Of course, Chris also delivers some actual St. Louis Blues hockey analysis, discussing the availability of Blue Note Plus on DirecTV, the challenges of modern sports broadcasting, and the Blues' recent offensive struggles.
After frustrating back-to-back home shutouts, Chris breaks down the team's scoring opportunities, the outstanding opposing goaltending, and what the Blues need to do heading into their games against Boston and Detroit.
So yes, between ghost cuddling, pig costumes, and chocolate overdose calculations, somebody actually discusses professional sports.
We know. We're shocked too.
From King Scott's sweaty mascot humiliation and paranormal relationship mysteries to September birthday statistics, Taylor Swift ticket scams, Halloween candy controversies, and Chris Kerber's neighborhood leadership philosophy, this funny podcast delivers a spectacular mix of weird news, St. Louis comedy, pop culture commentary, and everyday absurdity.
It's the kind of daily entertainment that reminds you the world is full of strange people—and somehow most of them end up being discussed before lunch on 105.7 The Point.
Whether you're a Blues fan, a Swiftie, a Halloween enthusiast, a person who's survived an HOA nightmare, or somebody who simply enjoys hearing King Scott suffer inside a giant pig costume, this funny podcast has something for you.
Hit play, double-check those concert tickets, keep your Halloween candy away from Lern, and remember: if Chris Kerber asks you to move your giant metal rooster, you might want to check where the spotlight is pointing.
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King Scott is trapped inside a pig costume that smells like a deli counter, Rafe is calculating how much chocolate it takes to kill a person, and Chris Kerber is apparently running a neighborhood homeowners association like a sarcastic hockey coach. Welcome to The Rizzuto Show, where even the HOA president has better material than most comedians.
Rizz, Moon Valjean, Lern, Rafe Williams, and King Scott are back with another funny podcast featuring Halloween candy controversies, bizarre food science, embarrassing mascot punishments, neighborhood drama, and a visit from the voice of the St. Louis Blues, Chris Kerber.
First up, King Scott's NFL Pick'em punishment continues with Mascot Week, and things are already getting disgusting.
Scott is spending the day dressed as Sweetmeat, the giant pig mascot from 105.7 The Point, and the costume has apparently been marinating in years of sweat, promotional appearances, and questionable life choices.
The mascot head smells like salami. The armpits smell like old sweat. And somehow Scott decides the perfect snack to enjoy inside this portable biological experiment is a beef stick.
That's right. Pork on pork.
Rafe, Lern, Moon, and Rizz are understandably horrified, but Scott is committed to completing his punishment. Even if that means spending the morning breathing recycled meat-stick air inside a giant pig head.
Somebody call the health department. Or at least Febreze.
Then the crew celebrates National Chocolate Day, which conveniently falls just before Halloween.
Lern admits she's already been raiding the Halloween candy bowl sitting on her dining room table, and the gang debates whether buying candy early is responsible preparation or simply giving yourself several additional days to eat Butterfingers.
Rizz and Moon discuss expensive gourmet chocolate bars, including the increasingly popular Dubai chocolate, while Lern praises the handmade chocolates from a local St. Louis shop.
Naturally, the conversation turns into a debate over whether it's even possible to dislike chocolate.
According to a poll discussed on the show, a small percentage of people claim they actively hate the stuff. Rafe can't understand it. Moon wants to know whether those people simply had a traumatic chocolate experience. Rizz wonders whether somebody fell into Willy Wonka's chocolate river.
And then somebody brings up baking chocolate.
Remember being a kid, discovering what looked like a secret stash of chocolate in the kitchen, and realizing too late that unsweetened cocoa tastes like crushed dreams?
Rafe certainly does.
But things get even stranger when Rafe looks up how much chocolate someone would theoretically have to eat to suffer a fatal overdose.
The number discussed on the show? Approximately 711 regular Hershey's bars for a 165-pound adult, based on a theoretical calculation involving theobromine.
Rizz immediately announces that he always stops at 710.
The crew starts investigating other things people can consume in dangerous quantities, including water, bananas, and apples. Suddenly, National Chocolate Day has become a completely unnecessary seminar on how not to poison yourself with groceries.
For the record, these are theoretical calculations and not remotely a challenge. Please enjoy your candy like a normal person who doesn't need to consult a toxicologist before dessert.
Then Chris Kerber, the longtime voice of the St. Louis Blues, joins the show for what should be a perfectly normal hockey conversation.
Except Rizz brings up a story about a homeowners association allegedly discouraging residents from handing out full-size Halloween candy bars because it might make other neighbors feel bad.
And that's when Chris drops an incredible revelation.
He's the president of his own homeowners association.
Not just a member. The actual president.
Suddenly, the man who calls Blues games for a living is explaining how he manages neighborhood complaints, angry emails, Christmas decorations, overgrown bushes, and residents who apparently believe the HOA exists to solve every minor inconvenience in their lives.
Chris reveals that his leadership philosophy is remarkably simple: if you're going to complain about something, maybe consider helping fix it.
Weeds growing in the cul-de-sac? Go pull them.
Don't like the Christmas decorations his wife volunteered to put up? Congratulations! You're welcome to store them and decorate next year.
Sending an angry email in all capital letters? Don't be surprised when President Kerber responds in the exact same style.
It's the kind of neighborhood management strategy that probably wouldn't survive a corporate leadership seminar, but apparently works wonders when dealing with people who have too much free time and strong opinions about decorative wreaths.
And then comes the greatest HOA story of them all.
A neighbor has an enormous metal rooster in the front yard, and other residents keep complaining about it.
Chris convinces the homeowner to move the giant chicken into the backyard. But there's a catch.
He offers to buy a spotlight so the rooster can be illuminated directly toward the yard of the neighbor who complained the most.
That's not conflict resolution.
That's psychological warfare with lawn ornaments.
Rafe immediately decides Chris should be running the entire city of St. Louis. Potholes? Grab a shovel. Neighborhood complaints? Try being useful. Halloween candy restrictions? Absolutely not.
President Kerber makes it clear that people should hand out whatever size candy bars they want.
Democracy has spoken. And democracy wants the king-size Snickers.
Of course, the conversation eventually returns to hockey.
Chris discusses Blue Note Plus becoming available on DirecTV, explaining some of the challenges involved in modern sports broadcasting and regional television agreements.
Rizz is thrilled that he can finally turn on the channel and watch Blues hockey without jumping through additional hoops.
The crew also digs into the St. Louis Blues' recent scoring struggles, including back-to-back home shutouts and a frustrating game against Montreal in which the Blues generated plenty of offensive opportunities but couldn't solve the opposing goaltender.
Chris explains why the team's effort wasn't necessarily as bad as the final score suggested, discusses the importance of creating consistent scoring chances, and looks ahead to upcoming games against Boston and Detroit.
So yes, this funny podcast actually contains some legitimate hockey analysis.
We were surprised, too.
From King Scott sweating inside a suspiciously fragrant pig costume to chocolate overdose math, Halloween candy arguments, and Chris Kerber's unexpected career as a neighborhood dictator—sorry, president—this episode delivers the perfect combination of St. Louis sports, weird news, sarcastic humor, and morning radio nonsense.
Whether you're a Blues fan, a Halloween candy enthusiast, somebody who's survived an HOA nightmare, or just a person who enjoys watching King Scott suffer through another ridiculous punishment, this funny podcast has plenty to keep you entertained.
Hit play, enjoy your Halloween candy responsibly, and remember: if your neighbor puts an eight-foot metal rooster in the backyard, there's a decent chance Chris Kerber helped pay for the spotlight.
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Ever wonder why everybody seems to have a birthday in September? Apparently, the holidays are a lot more festive than we realized. Add a Taylor Swift ticket scam, a suspicious soccer-ticket handoff in London, and an Instagram algorithm obsessed with shark attacks, and you've got another perfectly normal morning on The Rizzuto Show.
Rizz, Moon Valjean, Lern, Rafe Williams, and King Scott are back with another funny podcast packed with weird news, embarrassing family revelations, celebrity gossip, rock music, Halloween horror, and the kind of conversations that make you wonder whether anybody in this studio has ever successfully completed a background check.
First up, why are September birthdays so ridiculously common?
Rizz discovers a birthday ranking showing that 12 of the 15 most common birthdays fall between September 8th and September 21st, with September 9th taking the number-one spot.
Naturally, the crew immediately starts doing some very uncomfortable calendar math.
Nine months before September? That's right. December. Christmas. New Year's Eve. Holiday parties. Mistletoe. People making decisions that eventually require buying diapers.
And things get even weirder when Rizz and Rafe realize their fathers are both named Dennis and share the same September 9th birthday.
That's an adorable coincidence until you start thinking about what their grandparents were doing around the holidays.
The gang also examines the rarest birthdays, including February 29th, Christmas Day, New Year's Day, and other major holidays. Everyone starts checking their own birthday rankings, and Moon discovers he's apparently a limited-edition human being.
At least according to the calendar.
Then Rizz brings up a story about a Canadian couple who scammed Taylor Swift fans out of approximately $190,000 by selling concert tickets that didn't exist.
The scheme involved fans paying for promised Eras Tour tickets, only to discover that nothing was waiting in their inboxes when the concerts arrived.
That brings back some uncomfortable memories for Rizz, who nearly lost hundreds of dollars while trying to score Taylor Swift tickets for his daughter.
Rafe had helped track down what sounded like a promising deal: two available seats, a believable price, and a story about kids who supposedly couldn't attend.
Unfortunately, the only thing missing was proof that the tickets existed.
Thankfully, they caught the red flags before sending money.
Meanwhile, Moon shares his own wildly suspicious ticket-buying adventure in London, where he purchased a Chelsea soccer ticket through an unfamiliar reseller and was instructed to meet a stranger on a street corner near a mailbox.
Nothing says legitimate sporting event like waiting for a mystery man to appear with an envelope.
Against all odds, the guy actually showed up, handed Moon a ticket, and disappeared. Even more shockingly, the ticket worked.
Moon got to watch the match, and the crew got another reminder that his survival instincts are apparently powered by blind optimism.
The conversation continues into the absolute nightmare of concert ticket bots and resale prices, as Lern discusses a Garth Brooks concert sale in Kansas City that was reportedly overwhelmed by automated ticket buyers.
Rizz and the gang debate whether it's time to bring back old-school box office sales, physical tickets, and the ancient tradition of actually standing in line like a human being.
Remember when buying concert tickets was merely inconvenient instead of requiring a cybersecurity team and a second mortgage?
Then it's time for Lern's Crap on Celebrities, where things get wonderfully ridiculous.
Metallica guitarist Kirk Hammett reads Edgar Allan Poe's The Raven for Halloween, inspiring the crew to revisit their encounters with Metallica, including Lern and Rafe meeting Kirk and Robert Trujillo, and Rizz's interview with James Hetfield.
Moon and Rizz also tease the unboxing of an extremely rare Gibson guitar, while the gang revisits Metallica's famously uncomfortable documentary Some Kind of Monster.
There's also a new KISS farewell-tour documentary to discuss, which naturally leads to the crew remembering Paul Stanley's legendary ability to turn an emotional concert moment into something wildly inappropriate.
It's a talent. Possibly not one anybody should attempt to develop.
The celebrity conversation keeps rolling with Lamar Odom joining OnlyFans, Crystal Hefner's comments about Jon Lovitz at the Playboy Mansion, and the gang's opinions about Barry Keoghan's cosmetic skin-tightening treatment.
Lern also covers the entertainment headlines surrounding Danny Masterson and Christina Applegate, with the crew reacting to the stories and the serious issues behind them.
Then Halloween takes over as the gang dives into horror movies inspired by real events.
From The Amityville Horror and The Conjuring to The Exorcism of Emily Rose, Fire in the Sky, Jaws, and Open Water, the crew debates which terrifying stories become even worse when somebody tells you they were inspired by real life.
That leads Moon to reveal a disturbing problem with his social media feed.
Instagram will not stop showing him shark attack videos.
Every time he opens the app, apparently another shark has decided to ruin somebody's afternoon.
Rizz suggests telling the algorithm he's not interested. Lern recommends resetting his recommendations. But Moon keeps watching, which is probably why Instagram thinks he's personally applying for a job as shark food.
And he's not the only one with a bizarre feed.
Rafe is following a guy attempting to ride a jet ski to Alaska. Rizz is watching a man kayak the Mississippi River and another guy deliberately testing questionable Chinese buffets. Lern has discovered that Big Terry's Instagram algorithm is essentially an endless buffet of hot dogs, trucks, and jokes that would make a middle schooler proud.
Some people get cooking tutorials. Some people get inspirational quotes.
The Rizz Show crew gets sharks, food poisoning, and hot dogs.
Throw in St. Louis history, the anniversary of the Gateway Arch's completion, fundraising for Cardinal Glennon Children's Hospital, and King Scott still enduring his increasingly fragrant mascot punishment, and you've got another funny podcast that somehow covers the entire spectrum of human experience without becoming even slightly more mature.
From holiday baby booms and fake Taylor Swift tickets to Metallica memories, celebrity chaos, and terrifying social media rabbit holes, this funny podcast proves that the internet is a strange place—but the Rizzuto Show studio might be stranger.
Hit play, check your birthday ranking, and remember: if a stranger tells you to meet him by a mailbox for concert tickets, maybe ask a few more questions first. Unless you're Moon. Apparently, that works out just fine.
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King Scott is trapped inside a sweaty pig costume that smells like an Italian deli, a listener claims he had a relationship with a ghost, and a former NBA superstar is apparently struggling to survive on a budget that could fund a small country. Just another completely normal morning on The Rizzuto Show.
Rizz, Moon Valjean, Lern, Rafe Williams, and King Scott are back with another funny podcast featuring NFL punishment disasters, paranormal romance, Halloween relationship drama, celebrity financial meltdowns, and enough St. Louis chaos to make you question why any of these people are allowed near a microphone.
First up, King Scott officially begins Mascot Week, his punishment for losing Week 7 of the NFL Pick'em Challenge. After spinning the punishment wheel, Scott is required to wear a different mascot costume every day. And what better way to kick things off than squeezing into Sweetmeat, the legendary pig mascot from 105.7 The Point?
There's just one tiny problem.
The costume smells absolutely horrifying.
We're talking years of concerts, sweaty promotional appearances, questionable stains, enormous shoes, and a mascot head that apparently hasn't experienced a proper cleaning since the invention of electricity.
Scott describes the smell inside the helmet as something resembling a salami sandwich. Rafe suggests it's lined with prosciutto. Lern confirms the costume has survived plenty of hot summer concerts, and Moon points out that Sweetmeat apparently skipped leg day.
Meanwhile, Scott struggles to fit through doorways, operate his headphones, and communicate with the rest of the crew from inside a giant pig head.
It's the beginning of a full week of humiliation, with possible appearances involving the St. Louis Battlehawks, local restaurant mascots, and other oversized costumes.
Somewhere in St. Louis, a professional mascot is watching this and demanding hazard pay.
Then things take a supernatural turn when a listener emails the show claiming he once had a ghost cuddle him at night while recovering in a hospital.
According to his story, the mysterious nighttime visitor kept returning until a priest became involved. The listener insists the relationship was strictly nonsexual, which naturally gives the gang approximately 47 additional questions.
Was it a friendly ghost? Was it a hallucination? Does cuddling count as dating? And why does The Rizzuto Show suddenly have enough paranormal romance material to launch its own supernatural dating service?
The crew also remembers a previous listener who claimed to have married and divorced a ghost.
Apparently, even the afterlife can't escape relationship problems.
With Halloween approaching, the conversation moves into costume controversies and questionable workplace relationships.
A Reddit story involving two coworkers dressed as characters from The Pitt sparks a heated debate about the dreaded work husband and work wife situation. The male coworker's actual wife attends the Halloween party, discovers her husband wearing a coordinated costume with another woman, and is understandably less than thrilled.
Rizz, Moon, Lern, and Rafe debate whether the costume was innocent fun or an incredibly predictable relationship disaster.
Because nothing says happy marriage like explaining why you coordinated your Halloween outfit with your work wife instead of your actual wife.
Meanwhile, the crew prepares for their own Halloween festivities, including The Lost Boys-inspired costumes, Moon's potential Top Gun look, Rizz's full-size candy bar strategy, and an unexpected teenage Halloween gathering at Moon's house.
Then Rizz reveals that St. Louis ranked 65th out of 100 cities for celebrating Halloween in a WalletHub comparison discussed on the show.
The good news? St. Louis scored much better for Halloween fun.
The bad news? Safety rankings weren't exactly doing us any favors.
Naturally, the gang launches into stories about Devil's Night, egging houses, toilet-papering neighborhoods, Halloween insurance claims, and the difference between harmless childhood mischief and straight-up property destruction.
Nothing captures the spirit of Halloween quite like wondering whether your front porch will survive until November.
And just when Scott's pig costume seems like the most depressing financial situation of the day, Rizz introduces the crew to the world of celebrities who made millions and somehow ended up in financial trouble.
The discussion begins with former NBA star Paul Pierce, whose reported financial difficulties spark a debate about what it actually means to be broke.
Rizz isn't particularly sympathetic to someone discussing money problems while reportedly holding substantial assets and maintaining extraordinary monthly expenses. Moon offers a different perspective, pointing out how sudden wealth, poor financial guidance, and the loss of a high-paying career can create serious problems.
Then the gang revisits the spectacular spending histories of Mike Tyson, Evander Holyfield, MC Hammer, Nicolas Cage, Johnny Depp, Allen Iverson, Kim Basinger, 50 Cent, and Toni Braxton.
There are enormous mansions, exotic pets, dinosaur skulls, private islands, expensive artwork, and financial decisions that make Scott's mascot punishment look like a perfectly reasonable investment.
Rafe even shares a story about visiting an island associated with Nicolas Cage and imagining the actor surrounded by giant iguanas.
Because apparently buying a normal vacation home was never an option.
It's Halloween drama, bizarre listener stories, St. Louis mascot madness, celebrity gossip, NFL Pick'em punishment chaos, and wildly sarcastic conversations in another funny podcast from The Rizzuto Show.
From a pig costume that smells like cured meat to a ghost that allegedly just wanted someone to hold, this episode proves that sometimes the strangest things in life aren't supernatural at all.
They're just the decisions made by actual human beings.
And if you thought your Wednesday was going badly, remember that King Scott has to spend his morning inside a giant sweaty pig while everybody else gets paid to laugh at him.
Hit play for another funny podcast, and remember: money can't buy happiness, but it can apparently buy a private island full of iguanas.
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A naked man takes a stroll through a Missouri nature preserve, a three-year-old soccer superstar gets benched, and his parents somehow turn a children's soccer game into a police matter. Welcome to Tuesday on The Rizzuto Show, where the kids might actually be the most responsible people in the room.
Rizz, Moon Valjean, King Scott, Lern, and Rafe Williams are back with another funny podcast full of weird news, St. Louis stories, terrible parenting decisions, internet slang, and conversations that absolutely did not need to get this personal before breakfast.
King Scott got a yellow card on the show today and spun the wheel after losing this week's Pickem Challenge. What punishment will he serve?
Is hooking up with a ghost technically cheating? And what if that ghost happens to be a former First Lady? Welcome to The Rizzuto Show, where a perfectly normal conversation about the paranormal somehow turns into an investigation of George Washington's marriage.
Things get weird immediately when Rizz asks the crew whether they know anyone who's had a romantic encounter with a ghost. Because apparently that's a completely reasonable question to ask your coworkers before breakfast.
Lern recalls a particularly memorable dream involving a pilgrim—or possibly the Quaker Oats guy—while Moon shares a story about a tour bus driver who claimed to have an unexplained encounter in a hotel room.
Then the conversation turns to celebrities who have claimed paranormal experiences, including Dan Aykroyd and Kesha, and suddenly the entire studio is debating the rules of supernatural infidelity.
If you're married and a ghost makes a move, does that count as cheating? What about a vampire? An alien? Does your wedding vow apply across dimensions?
These are the important questions nobody asked, and naturally, The Rizzuto Show is determined to answer them.
But the real disaster begins when someone brings up Mary Todd Lincoln and Martha Washington.
What starts as a discussion about which historical First Lady might make an attractive ghost quickly becomes a completely unhinged comparison of presidential portraits. The crew notices a resemblance between George and Martha Washington, and before anyone can restore order, they're joking that the nation's first president and his wife might have been the same person.
That's right. George Washington as his own First Lady.
It's not an actual historical revelation, obviously. It's just the kind of ridiculous conspiracy theory that happens when four adults spend too much time staring at old paintings and not nearly enough time doing their jobs.
Somewhere, a history teacher just threw a textbook across the room.
Meanwhile, Lern delivers another round of Crap on Celebrities, and the entertainment world isn't making things any easier.
Metallica's Las Vegas Sphere performances are causing a disagreement in the studio. Rizz and Lern think the band's professionally released concert footage might be spoiling the experience for fans who haven't attended yet. Moon isn't quite as convinced. Is watching an entire performance online before seeing it live the musical equivalent of reading the ending of a movie?
The crew also discusses new music from The Flaming Lips, Noel Gallagher's surprisingly enthusiastic admiration for Matthew McConaughey, and the bizarre revelation that Gallagher once displayed a life-size cardboard cutout of the actor in his front window.
That naturally leads to a conversation about the crew's own cardboard cutouts, including Rizz's habit of moving his around the house. Because apparently having a life-size version of yourself isn't unsettling enough unless you occasionally put it in bed.
There's plenty more celebrity and pop culture commentary, including the crew's reaction to a reported Chris Brown legal case, a discussion of Jay-Z and the Super Bowl halftime show, and news involving Keanu Reeves, a Baywatch revival, and Sacha Baron Cohen's return to Ali G.
Then it's time for some horror talk as the gang tries to identify the greatest Stephen King books, debating classics like The Shining, Carrie, Pet Sematary, Misery, and Salem's Lot. The conversation somehow becomes a competition to remember book titles, movie adaptations, and whether anybody actually knows what they're talking about.
The episode also includes a heartfelt shoutout to the show's video guy Zane, who recently got engaged, along with updates on The Rizzuto Show's fundraising efforts for Cardinal Glennon Children's Hospital. So yes, there are a few genuinely wholesome moments buried underneath all the ghost romance and presidential nonsense.
And with AEW wrestler Orange Cassidy expected to stop by later, the crew still has more chaos waiting around the corner.
This funny podcast delivers everything you expect from a St. Louis morning comedy show: weird stories, celebrity news, rock music arguments, supernatural hypotheticals, and an absolutely unnecessary amount of speculation about the Washington family portraits.
Whether you're here for the paranormal debate, the celebrity gossip, the rock news, or the sheer stupidity of a George Washington conspiracy that nobody should take seriously, this funny podcast has something for everyone.
Hit play, stay away from haunted bedrooms, and remember: just because your wedding vows didn't specifically mention ghosts doesn't mean your spouse is going to appreciate the technicality.
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