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Kids in the Hall legend Kevin McDonald joins the show in studio. He shares stories about Seinfeld calling him the wrong name all week, recording Pleakley in Lilo & Stitch, and the bizarre dream that made him stop eating chicken forever. Yes, it involves a giant talking chicken politely asking him to stop eating its friends.
It’s Friday the 13th, which means superstition is in the air and chaos is basically guaranteed. On today’s daily comedy show, the Rizzuto Show crew dives headfirst into weird news, questionable relationship advice, and a story so bizarre it sounds like it came from a comedy movie.
First up: dating red flags.
A listener asks whether being 42 years old with no serious relationships or kids is automatically suspicious when dating.
Somewhere between Los Angeles and Dallas, a freight train shipment went missing… but this wasn’t electronics or luxury goods. Thieves stole over $250,000 worth of high-tech male sex toys
If you ever wondered what happens when a confident dad challenges his teenage son to a fight… well, this episode answers that question in the most humiliating way possible.
Welcome back to The Rizzuto Show, the daily comedy show where the stories are real, the insults are affectionate, and someone usually regrets opening their mouth.
This time, that someone is Rizz.
After inviting his teenage son into the studio, things quickly escalate from harmless trash talk to an actual physical showdown. What starts as a playful scuffle becomes a full-blown generational moment when the kid calmly demonstrates a few jiu-jitsu moves and proceeds to dismantle his father in front of the entire show. Listeners witness the exact moment when dad strength officially expires and teenage athleticism takes over.
Naturally, the crew handles the situation with the maturity you’d expect… which means endless roasting.
But the emotional damage doesn’t stop there.
The show also celebrates a major milestone: Rizz’s 20-year wedding anniversary. What begins as a heartfelt moment quickly turns into a hilarious breakdown of what it actually takes to survive two decades married to a loud, stubborn morning radio host. Rafe even reaches out to Rizz’s wife for a real message about their marriage, which includes praise, honesty, and a reminder that the proposal might have been… underwhelming.
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Along the way, the gang also dives into classic Rizz Show randomness:
$250K worth of male sex toys left Los Angeles, never made it to Dallas: A ‘Handy’ heist?
Man Arrested For Lap Dance Theft Spree
Uncle Bill’s Pancake House nears reopening after yearlong restoration
Driver watching YouTube crashes into CHP car on Highway 101
Butt Tattooed Woman Gives Boca Cops Q-Tips When Asked For License
Texas women tried to fly meth into prison yard using drone disguised as a crow
Head Priest of Pittsburgh Church Accused of Walmart Baseball Card Theft
Birthday Bash Ends In Handcuffs: Davenport Teen Arrested 31 Minutes Into Adulthood
Missouri Woman Arrested in Strangers’ Kitchen Eating Their Cereal, Petting Their Dog
Florida inmate escapes to meet up with woman in porta-potty
Florida woman accused of throwing collard greens and threatening victims with skillet
Cops: Her bag of drugs had an ironic label
Canadian tourist in the U.S. accused of kidnapping and torturing a flamingo at a hotel
Sheriff charged with DUI had been drinking Four Loko since 6 a.m.
Tourist sues NYC's Los Tacos No. 1 taqueria over spicy salsa, claims it burned his tongue
McDonald’s customer claims she found a worm in her Filet-O-Fish — but experts say that’s a good sign
Alexa’s adults-only ‘Sassy’ personality just roasted my smart home setup
This TikTok Tax Tip Could Get You AuditedFinTok influencers are promoting the use of a tax form that could get you in trouble with the IRS
Snuggerud scores twice for Blues in win against Hurricanes
Hall of Famer Tony Dungy announces NBC let him go after 17 seasons on their pregame show
St. Petersburg moves forward with search for possible graves beneath Tropicana Field parking lot
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If you’ve ever been hit by a flying beer at a concert, congratulations — you’re basically living inside today’s episode of The Rizzuto Show comedy podcast.
The gang kicks things off with one of the most ridiculous concert stories we’ve heard in a while. A dad takes his daughter to see Jason Aldean thinking he’s about to create a wholesome father-daughter core memory. Instead? Someone launches a full unopened beer can across the crowd like it’s a Tom Brady pass. The can nails him in the back of the head, knocks him out cold, and sends him to the hospital with serious injuries. Now there’s a lawsuit against Live Nation and the venue, and the argument is pretty wild: if the beer had been poured into plastic cups, maybe nobody ends up needing brain surgery. Concert chaos, lawsuits, and the eternal question — why can’t people behave for two hours at a show?
From there, the conversation spirals into the ridiculous things fans throw at concerts. Lawn chairs flying over walls, water bottles filled with gravel, glow sticks becoming accidental weapons… basically proof that crowds plus alcohol equals “bad ideas Olympics.”
Then things get spicy when leaked internal messages from Live Nation employees reveal them joking about squeezing fans for parking money. Charging $250 for VIP parking and laughing about it? Yeah… not the best look.
Of course it wouldn’t be a proper comedy podcast episode without some celebrity chaos. Morrissey cancels yet another show — this time because his hotel was too loud and he couldn’t sleep. According to him, the experience was “indescribable hell” and he may need a year to recover. The crew has thoughts. A lot of thoughts.
Later in Crap on Celebrities, the gang talks Gene Simmons allegedly licking Adam Sandler on stage (because of course he did), new music releases, and the return of Steve Martin and Martin Short to the stage.
Then things get awesome when Kids in the Hall legend Kevin McDonald joins the show in studio. He shares stories about Seinfeld calling him the wrong name all week, recording Pleakley in Lilo & Stitch, and the bizarre dream that made him stop eating chicken forever. Yes, it involves a giant talking chicken politely asking him to stop eating its friends.
It’s another day of weird news, celebrity nonsense, and total studio chaos — exactly what you’d expect from a daily comedy podcast coming straight out of St. Louis.

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If you ever wondered what happens when a confident dad challenges his teenage son to a fight… well, this episode answers that question in the most humiliating way possible.
Welcome back to The Rizzuto Show, the daily comedy show where the stories are real, the insults are affectionate, and someone usually regrets opening their mouth.
This time, that someone is Rizz.
After inviting his teenage son into the studio, things quickly escalate from harmless trash talk to an actual physical showdown. What starts as a playful scuffle becomes a full-blown generational moment when the kid calmly demonstrates a few jiu-jitsu moves and proceeds to dismantle his father in front of the entire show. Listeners witness the exact moment when dad strength officially expires and teenage athleticism takes over.
Naturally, the crew handles the situation with the maturity you’d expect… which means endless roasting.
But the emotional damage doesn’t stop there.
The show also celebrates a major milestone: Rizz’s 20-year wedding anniversary. What begins as a heartfelt moment quickly turns into a hilarious breakdown of what it actually takes to survive two decades married to a loud, stubborn morning radio host. Rafe even reaches out to Rizz’s wife for a real message about their marriage, which includes praise, honesty, and a reminder that the proposal might have been… underwhelming.
Along the way, the gang also dives into classic Rizz Show randomness:
Why Friday the 13th tattoo specials exist
The return of a beloved St. Louis diner
Another legendary E-Memoriam roast segment
A tribute to musician Country Joe McDonald
And plenty of the sarcastic commentary listeners expect from a daily comedy show that thrives on ridiculous real-life stories
If you’re here for sarcastic humor, weird news, pop culture commentary, and the kind of radio moments that only happen when nobody’s trying too hard to look cool, this episode delivers.
And if you’re a dad… consider this a warning. The day may come when your kid challenges you to a fight.
And you might lose.
Thanks for listening to The Rizzuto Show, the daily comedy show where the laughs are loud, the stories are ridiculous, and the embarrassment is usually happening to Rizz.

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It’s Friday the 13th, which means superstition is in the air and chaos is basically guaranteed. On today’s daily comedy show, the Rizzuto Show crew dives headfirst into weird news, questionable relationship advice, and a story so bizarre it sounds like it came from a comedy movie.
First up: dating red flags.
A listener asks whether being 42 years old with no serious relationships or kids is automatically suspicious when dating. That simple question turns into a full breakdown of modern dating culture, the rise of the “incel” label, and why people today seem to struggle more than ever when it comes to relationships. The conversation includes honest advice, uncomfortable truths, and the realization that sometimes the best way to learn dating is just by getting rejected a few times and surviving it.
Then the show stumbles into one of the strangest crime stories imaginable.
Somewhere between Los Angeles and Dallas, a freight train shipment went missing… but this wasn’t electronics or luxury goods. Thieves stole over $250,000 worth of high-tech male sex toys. The crew investigates the product itself, debates how advanced this technology has become, and wonders what kind of criminal mastermind plans a heist around self-pleasure devices.
Naturally, that leads to an even bigger discussion about VR technology, internet culture, and whether modern convenience might actually be ruining people’s chances of forming real relationships.
But the show takes a heartfelt turn when a listener calls in to talk about dating while dealing with prostate cancer and caring for a parent. The crew shares advice, encouragement, and a reminder that even in the middle of a ridiculous daily comedy show, real moments and real connections still happen.
And then comes the biggest moment of the episode.
After teasing it all morning, the show finally reveals that one member of the crew has life-altering news — and the announcement sends everyone into celebration mode. Suddenly the conversation turns to baby showers, dad jokes, and the realization that the Rizz Show family is officially getting bigger.
From stolen trains to serious conversations to one huge surprise announcement, this episode is everything you’d expect from a chaotic daily comedy show that somehow manages to balance ridiculous humor with real moments.
Welcome to another completely normal day with The Rizzuto Show.

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If you’ve ever misplaced your keys and thought your morning was bad, imagine realizing it at 5:40 AM when you’re supposed to be on a daily podcast in 20 minutes. That’s exactly what happened to Rafe — which triggered a full-blown on-air investigation into where his keys went, how quickly he blamed his wife, and whether an emergency Uber ride was about to save the show.
Marriage milestones, celebrity meltdowns, and one of the greatest radio freakouts of all time — just another completely normal day on The Rizzuto Show.
In this episode of the funny podcast chaos factory, Rizz celebrates a huge personal milestone: 20 years of marriage. That’s two decades of early alarms, family chaos, and Amelia somehow still deciding not to trade him in for a newer model. The crew takes a moment to reflect on what it actually takes to survive 20 years of wedded bliss… including 4,000+ mornings of a 2:30AM alarm clock and almost 19,000 hours of solo parenting while Rizz talks nonsense on the radio.
But the celebration quickly turns into the kind of hilarious derailment you expect from a daily comedy show when the infamous “Divorce Gorilla” gets brought back into the conversation. Nothing says romance like a guy in a gorilla suit serving legal papers.
Some episodes of The Rizzuto Show start light and goofy… and some start with a story that makes everyone immediately uncomfortable before we pivot straight into ridiculous trivia battles. Guess which one this is
Why Buc-ee’s just got slapped with an F rating from the Better Business Bureau
The exact age when family vacations finally stop being parenting in another zip code
Whether couples should try the new travel trend called “seat divorce” on airplanes
And why spring break flights are about to be filled with screaming toddlers
Basically, it’s another completely normal episode of The Rizzuto Show, the daily podcast where weird news, life stories, and sarcastic commentary collide every single morning.
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Inside the World of the Men Who Pull Helicopters and Cars With Their Dicks
Buc-ee’s gets an ‘F’ grade from the Better Business Bureau
Best age for family holidays as parents say 8-year-olds make trips 'most fun'
If Traveling Is Stressful For You And Your Partner, You Might Want To Try A 'Seat Divorce'
Colter Wall Announces 'Indefinite' Break from Touring: 'I Am Mentally Unwell'

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