The Rizzuto Show | Daily Comedy Podcast

Just when you think humanity might be turning things around, somebody takes their pants off on an airplane and an Amazon delivery driver allegedly pees on a customer’s shoes. Welcome back to The Rizzuto Show.
We kick things off with some old-school nostalgia as Otis Nixon baseball cards and Garbage Pail Kids emerge from the junk drawer, which naturally turns into prank ideas, teenage house parties and stories about the first time the crew encountered the cops. Then we head to the friendly skies, where another passenger is accused of getting extremely inappropriate during a flight. At this point, maybe Spirit isn’t the problem. Maybe it’s all of us.
Things somehow get worse on the ground when an Amazon driver is caught on camera allegedly using a New York apartment hallway as his personal restroom — including furniture and a resident’s shoes. Amazon reportedly offers a $50 gift card, and the crew debates the appropriate compensation for having your footwear turned into a urinal. Spoiler: fifty bucks ain’t cutting it.
We also dive into a viral GoFundMe that raised roughly $745,000 for an 81-year-old man working to help cover expenses while his wife battled cancer. Beautiful story… until the “concerned neighbor” who created the fundraiser turned out to actually be the couple’s daughter using a fake identity. The money gets refunded, and we debate whether lying about who you are ruins a cause when the underlying hardship is reportedly real.
Then Moon attempts to destroy Back to the Future Part II by pointing out a time-travel paradox involving old Biff and the sports almanac. Riz counters with the airtight scientific explanation of “wormholes,” so consider that case closed. Plus, the forgotten Back to the Future cartoon, Pat Smear smoking at the VMAs, celebrity chaos and the realization that apparently even rock stars smoking cigarettes can become an internet controversy.
And finally, we test one of humanity’s most important skills with Gay Bar or Steakhouse? Callers must decide what kind of establishment they’re dealing with based entirely on names like Wildfire, Bourbon and Bones, Tuckaway Tavern and the Iron Bear. Moon becomes a lifeline using geography, vibes and an alarming amount of confidence.
Pants-off flights, GoFundMe drama, time-travel arguments, pee-soaked shoes, teenage cop stories and businesses nobody can properly identify — just another completely normal episode of The Rizzuto Show.

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Amazon Prime promises fast delivery, convenient shopping and apparently, under very specific circumstances, complimentary urination.

Today’s funny podcast starts with a New York City Amazon delivery nightmare caught on camera. A driver enters an apartment building, delivers the package and then allegedly decides the hallway is his personal restroom — peeing on furniture, the floor and, most importantly, a resident’s shoes.
That immediately raises several questions. Why would anyone do this when cameras are basically everywhere? Should you be leaving your shoes outside your apartment in the first place? And exactly how much compensation should you receive when somebody turns your New Balances into a bathroom?
Amazon reportedly offered the resident a $50 gift card. He declined. The crew thinks we may need to add another zero.
The conversation naturally turns into Moon defending the idea that shoes left in a hallway are basically asking for trouble, Riz defending humanity’s ancient tradition of leaving shoes outside, and everybody wondering what amount of money would actually make this situation right. There’s also discussion of delivery drivers in New York, the absolute chaos of driving through the city and why everybody cutting everybody else off somehow makes perfect sense.
We also revisit Moon’s ongoing problem with Reacher: he cannot stop watching the way Alan Ritchson walks. Once you see it, apparently there is no going back.
Then this funny podcast becomes a game show with one simple question: Gay Bar or Steakhouse?
Lern gives callers names of real establishments from around the country, and they have to decide whether they’re looking at a place serving steaks or cocktails. Wildfire. The Albany Beehive. The Corner Pocket. Bourbon and Bones. Tuckaway Tavern. The Iron Bear. The Avenue.
Easy, right?
Absolutely not.
Moon becomes the unofficial expert, using geography, questionable stereotypes, vibes and whatever other evidence he can manufacture to guide callers toward victory. Sometimes his logic is disturbingly effective. Other times, somebody is going home because apparently “Wildfire” does not mean what you think it means.
Throw in WWE tickets, A Perfect Circle, Rise Against and Turnstile giveaways, arguments about New York, random Pittsburgh hostility and enough wildly overconfident reasoning to qualify us for several jobs we absolutely should not have, and you've got another completely normal morning with The Rizzuto Show.
Amazon deliveries, contaminated shoes and trying to determine what exactly goes on inside a place called the Iron Bear — this funny podcast continues to provide the public service journalism nobody requested.
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Nothing ruins a beautiful internet story quite like finding out the “concerned neighbor” telling it was actually the guy’s daughter wearing a fake identity like a cheap pair of Groucho glasses.
Today’s comedy podcast kicks off with the wild story of an 81-year-old Texas luggage driver who was reportedly working grueling hours while his wife battled cancer. The internet rallied around him, a GoFundMe exploded to roughly $745,000…and then the whole thing got shut down and refunded after GoFundMe discovered the woman claiming to be a caring local neighbor was actually the couple’s daughter.
Cool. Cool cool cool.
The underlying family hardship was reportedly real, but the fake identity wasn’t — which launches Riz, Lern and Moon into the bigger question: does one giant internet lie destroy an otherwise legitimate cause? We also get into the sketchier side of online fundraising, how scammers can target vulnerable people, why the show tries to vet fundraisers before sharing them, and the very important distinction between “I genuinely need help” and “Hey guys, can the entire city buy me some tires?”
From there, we do what any responsible morning show would do and immediately start arguing about Back to the Future.
The trilogy has somehow survived decades without Hollywood rebooting it into seventeen streaming series, three prequels and a gritty Doc Brown origin story. But Moon has a problem with Back to the Future Part II: old Biff, the sports almanac and an alternate-timeline paradox that he believes breaks the movie’s own rules.
Riz responds with the scientific precision of a Nobel laureate: wormholes.
Case closed.
We also discover — or rediscover — the largely forgotten Back to the Future animated series, where Marty McFly gets shoved aside so Doc Brown’s kids Jules and Verne can carry a Saturday morning cartoon. Because apparently somebody looked at one of the most beloved movie trilogies ever made and said, “Yeah, but what if we focused on the kids?”
Then Pat Smear commits the shocking act of…smoking a cigarette.
At a rock awards show.
The horror.
After Pat lights up onstage during the Nirvana Video Vanguard Award segment at the VMAs, people online apparently have feelings about it. The crew has feelings about people having feelings about it. Along the way we learn Pat Smear’s real name, admire his ability to still look cool at 67 and conclude that a guy who played in the Germs, Nirvana and Foo Fighters probably isn’t sitting backstage wondering whether Twitter approves of his decisions.
This comedy podcast also takes a trip back through September 29th in history, including the debut of MacGyver, the Breaking Bad finale and one absolutely ridiculous day in 1992 when Alice in Chains released Dirt and Stone Temple Pilots released Core. Kids, there used to be a thing called “albums,” and apparently we were spoiled rotten.
Then Lern brings the Crap on Celebrities.
Rod Stewart announces a final rock tour, Oasis heads to streaming with a reunion documentary, John Mayer prepares a multi-format Sphere residency, Miley Cyrus lands back atop the charts, and we briefly discover how aggravating band names become when nobody knows how the hell they’re supposed to be pronounced.
Nick Cannon is also bringing cameras into the circus that is raising 12 children with six different women, which naturally leaves everyone wondering when this man sleeps considering he also appears to have approximately 46 jobs.
Plus, Tom Cruise randomly makes one worker’s day, we remember Saved by the Bell’s Mr. Belding, debate some supposedly overrated movies, celebrate celebrity birthdays and once again prove that nostalgia is basically the gasoline keeping this entire show running.
It’s scams, movies, rock stars, celebrities, questionable logic and grown adults arguing about fictional time-travel mechanics.
In other words, another perfectly normal comedy podcast from The Rizzuto Show.
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Another crisp Tuesday morning with The Rizzuto Show begins exactly where all respectable entertainment should: Otis Nixon baseball cards and the mysterious ecosystem living inside the average American junk drawer.
Riz remembers opening pack after pack of baseball cards only to discover another Otis Nixon staring back at him, while cleaning out the house uncovers Garbage Pail Kids, mystery keys, dead pens and a remote control belonging to a television nobody can identify. Naturally, this becomes a discussion about stealing your friend’s dad’s remote as a prank, because this funny podcast remains deeply committed to helping society.
Then we head directly into teenage trouble.
After a kid’s first big party in Columbus gets busted before he can even properly arrive, the crew starts swapping stories about their own first encounters with the cops. We’ve got bonfires, house parties, teenagers scattering into the woods, ATV escapes, cops waiting at the bottom of cliffs and the timeless adolescent strategy of running first and figuring out where the hell you are later.
Back in St. Louis, Rise Adventure Park has officially closed after only a few seasons, and one of its founders suggests St. Louis might simply not be adventurous enough to keep something like a massive four-story obstacle course alive. Lern takes slight offense. Moon investigates. Riz immediately sees an opportunity for a data center. Somewhere, the spirit of local tourism quietly packs its bags.
But then we get on an airplane, and everything gets considerably worse.
For the second time in roughly a week, the show has to discuss a passenger allegedly engaging in some extremely inappropriate solo activities during a flight — except this time, it’s a woman accused of removing her pants during a Baltimore-to-Miami trip. That launches a much bigger debate about public behavior, double standards, accountability, why anyone else on an airplane should ever have to deal with this nonsense, and whether maybe we should just ground all the planes until humanity can prove it deserves them again.
Yes, this funny podcast occasionally asks the important questions.
And just when everybody gets sufficiently irritated, Riz discovers something called “irritable male syndrome,” which may finally provide middle-aged men everywhere with the medical-sounding excuse they’ve been waiting for. It’s not an official diagnosis, but that certainly isn’t going to stop anybody around here from using it immediately.
From Otis Nixon and Garbage Pail Kids to teenage cop stories, St. Louis adventures, airborne insanity and getting grumpier with age, this episode is another reminder that The Rizzuto Show can begin with a kitchen drawer and somehow end up involving the FBI.
That’s not poor planning. That’s a funny podcast.
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Taylor Swift has new music, and Todd Rundgren has apparently chosen violence. The crew digs into his brutal assessment of Taylor, whether her new songs are actually mediocre, and Moon’s theory that maybe she’s simply too happy to write the same kind of emotionally charged music. Apparently misery really does love a catchy chorus.
Meanwhile, Moon returns after an illness tore through his house and possibly made the jump to the family dog, while Riz gets an unexpected ego boost when cops breaking up a massive teenage house party seemingly mistake him for one of the kids. Sure, buddy. We’ll give you this one.
Then relationships come under investigation. Should you warn your spouse before completely changing your hair? What happens when Lern’s hairy husband suddenly decides to go full mole rat? And why do so many people keep dating partners who look suspiciously like previous partners? We dive into “doppelgänger dating” and discover some of us apparently have a type so specific we’re just recasting the same role.
We also tackle the horrifying cost of modern weddings, including the national average topping $34,000 and stories of luxury weddings with celebrity chefs, all-night parties and obscene amounts of money spent on flowers. Suddenly the courthouse is looking pretty sexy.
Plus, teenage party chaos, parenting stories, celebrity news and an argument over what should be the easiest food order imaginable: a plain cheeseburger. What exactly does “plain” mean? Meat and cheese? Meat and bun? Apparently we need the Supreme Court involved.
Taylor Swift debates, household plagues, hairy men, expensive weddings, teenage ragers and grown adults nearly coming to blows over burger toppings — just another perfectly normal episode of The Rizzuto Show.
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