The Rizzuto Show | Daily Comedy Podcast

King Scott is back from paternity leave with a beautiful baby girl, zero sleep and the kind of diaper story every new parent eventually earns. The crew gets the full delivery-room recap, meets the world of high-tech baby gear and learns that fatherhood can go from heartwarming to “poop volcano” remarkably fast.
Then things get weird. Moon encounters a mysterious solo mini golfer in Alabama who appears extremely high, carries an enormous ice cream cone around the course and repeatedly sets it directly on the ground before continuing to eat it. Eventually, an ostrich gets involved. The crew also debates perfect no-skip albums, dives into celebrity chaos and once again asks the question America has been asking for generations: What the hell is going on in Florida?
Back in the relationship department, we celebrate Earth, Wind & Fire Day by learning about “guided Joeing” — audio instructions for some extremely personal alone time. Lern sees potential. Moon insists we’ve just reinvented phone sex and given it a wellness subscription. Naturally, everyone immediately begins considering whether their radio voices could provide lucrative second careers.
The conversation somehow becomes slightly more respectable with “food divorce,” where couples stop planning meals together and simply eat whatever they want, whenever they want. That leads to debates over family dinners, personal space, eating speeds and whether sharing a meal really matters in a relationship.
And finally, Rafe gives us a glimpse into bachelor life: eating smoked wings alone while watching football on a laptop, discovering sauce all over his face and contemplating furniture specifically designed to make eating in bed easier.
New babies, wedding afterparties, dirt-seasoned ice cream, perfect albums, Florida crimes, guided alone time and relationship food fights — three episodes of The Rizzuto Show proving once again that we can start with the miracle of childbirth and somehow end with Rafe shopping for a snack bed.

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Do you remember the 21st night of September? The Rizzuto Show certainly does, which means Earth, Wind & Fire Day is here and everybody should crank “September,” celebrate accordingly and apparently take their tops off. We don’t make the rules. Actually, we might have made that one.
Then this funny podcast takes an immediate turn into Sex Time Fun Facts and the world of “guided Joeing” — audio experiences that basically provide step-by-step instructions for some very personal alone time. Lern thinks there might be something to it. Moon insists society has simply reinvented the 1-900 number and slapped a wellness label on it. Rafe wonders how anybody got to the point where they needed an instruction manual for equipment they’ve owned their entire life.
Naturally, that leads to the crew realizing they all work in audio and could theoretically have very lucrative second careers. Lern considers erotic audiobooks, Rafe discovers people might actually pay to watch him read steamy novels in his glasses, and Rizz reveals he knows someone who was once hired to provide the voice of an adult toy. So everybody’s résumé is getting significantly stranger.
From there, this funny podcast moves into the newest relationship trend: “food divorce.” Instead of couples planning, cooking and eating meals together, everybody handles their own food on their own schedule. Rizz thinks if dinner planning requires relationship therapy, we may have bigger problems. Lern argues that sometimes you just want cereal while your spouse wants beans and nobody needs to contact an attorney over it.
That turns into a surprisingly real conversation about making time for your partner, needing personal space, family dinners and whether eating together matters more than actually eating the same thing.
And because apparently even chewing can cause relationship drama now, the crew gets into couples who eat at completely different speeds. Rizz, Lern and Moon are all fast eaters, while Rafe admits he occasionally has to consciously slow himself down so he doesn’t look like somebody just rang the dinner bell at a prison camp.
Then we arrive at Rafe’s recent evening alone: smoked wings, the Chiefs game on a laptop, greasy fingers, no television and a moment of self-reflection after looking in the mirror and realizing the sauce was definitely on his face too.
Has he eaten wings in bed? No comment.
Has he considered buying a daybed with a tray specifically for eating? Unfortunately, yes.
Earth, Wind & Fire, guided alone time, separate dinners, eating-speed incompatibility and Rafe slowly designing a hospital bed for snacks — another perfectly functional funny podcast from The Rizzuto Show.
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Happy Mini Golf Day, everybody — apparently that’s a thing, and naturally The Rizzuto Show immediately turns it into a debate about whether playing mini golf alone is perfectly acceptable or one of the saddest activities a human being can voluntarily participate in.
Rizz says mini golf is a social activity. Lern is ready to hit the windmill alone out of spite. Rafe wants a mini golf caddy who can professionally read the break on the clown nose. And Moon brings the evidence that completely destroys any chance of this conversation remaining normal.
During a family mini golf trip in Alabama, Moon encountered a wildly dressed mystery man who showed up alone, appeared to be extremely high and started playing with an enormous multicolored ice cream cone in his hand. Unfortunately, mini golf courses don't provide cup holders for gigantic desserts, so our hero developed a system: set the ice cream directly on the ground, take the shot, pick it back up and continue eating.
Concrete? Yep.
Wood chips? Absolutely.
By the time the man starts feeding ice cream to an ostrich, we’ve moved beyond mini golf and into a nature documentary that absolutely nobody authorized.
That’s just the opening act of this comedy podcast, because the crew then tackles one of music’s most dangerous arguments: which albums are truly perfect from beginning to end with absolutely no skips?
Fleetwood Mac’s Rumours. Guns N’ Roses’ Appetite for Destruction. Green Day’s Dookie. Nas’ Illmatic. Metallica’s Black Album. Alice in Chains’ Dirt. Pink Floyd’s Dark Side of the Moon. Michael Jackson’s Thriller. Alanis Morissette’s Jagged Little Pill. Rage Against the Machine. Weezer’s Blue Album. Pearl Jam’s Ten. Soundgarden’s Superunknown. And plenty more get thrown into the musical Thunderdome while everybody attempts to prove their taste is objectively correct. You know, the healthiest possible way to discuss music.
Then Crap on Celebrities arrives with enough entertainment news to give everyone emotional whiplash. The crew gets into concert cancellations, William Shatner fronting a heavy metal project at 95, Gnarls Barkley touring again, Sammy Hagar trying to move beyond being primarily associated with Van Halen, Calvin Harris performing for a ridiculous 1.6 million-person crowd and Kenny Loggins getting married.
There are also much heavier stories as the show discusses losses in the music world, troubling news involving Carrot Top and concerns surrounding other public figures. Rafe talks about the darker side of comedy, the “sad clown” reality behind performers and how someone can appear completely fine while dealing with something much more serious underneath.
Thankfully, there’s some good news mixed in, including Snooki announcing she’s cancer-free, before the celebrity train gets moving again with Burt Reynolds stories, George Lucas’ massive museum and Spotify’s most-streamed artists, songs and podcasts.
And then…
Florida.
Sweet, beautiful, deeply confusing Florida.
The show has three stories for another round of “What’s Going On in Florida?” and somehow each one makes the previous story seem slightly more reasonable. There are allegations involving a woman and the family dog, a domestic disturbance that leads to an absolutely horrifying family confession, and finally an argument over farting in bed that escalates into a felony assault.
At one point, Rizz is forced to acknowledge that maybe Florida really is crazy everywhere — which is inconvenient considering he still wants to move there.
But hey, he just wants to live near the water.
Apparently the insanity is the waterfront tax.
From solo putt-putt and dirt-seasoned ice cream to perfect albums, celebrity news and Florida once again enthusiastically volunteering to provide the weirdest stories of the day, this comedy podcast has everything you need to feel significantly better about whatever questionable decisions you’ve made lately.
Because no matter how weird your morning gets, somebody somewhere is feeding wood-chip-covered ice cream to an ostrich at a mini golf course.
And that person is winning.
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King Scott is back from paternity leave, which means it’s time for the proud new dad to tell us all about the miracle of childbirth while the rest of the show asks every inappropriate follow-up question imaginable. Welcome back, buddy. We missed you.
This funny podcast starts with King Scott taking us through the arrival of St Louis's official princess, from contractions kicking into high gear to the 4 a.m. hospital trip and the slightly optimistic prediction that the baby would arrive in about two hours. Spoiler: she did not respect the schedule.
After a long day of labor, an epidural and plenty of waiting, Scott finally got to watch his daughter enter the world, cut the cord and experience that completely surreal moment of realizing, “Oh… we’re responsible for keeping this person alive now.” Naturally, the crew handles this beautiful story with all the maturity you’d expect, including discussions about break dancers breaking water, newborns looking like catcher’s mitts and whether Creed should just play continuously throughout maternity wards.
Then comes the first drive home, introducing the baby to the dogs and learning just how much stuff modern parents apparently need. Scott’s hand-me-down Doona stroller/car-seat contraption gets dubbed a “baby Transformer,” because apparently infants now require equipment more advanced than the vehicles most of us drove in high school.
And then fatherhood officially welcomes Scott to the club.
During a middle-of-the-night diaper change, his daughter unleashes what can only be described as a poop volcano directly onto Dad. That’s love. That’s bonding. That’s also a shirt immediately entering the washing machine.
Outside the nursery, Rizz has some questions after Lafayette’s homecoming pep rally recognizes the school’s athletes… except the hockey team. The hockey players are standing there in their jerseys while everybody else gets their moment, leaving the crew to investigate the apparent discrimination against teenagers willing to voluntarily get slammed into boards. Somehow this also leads to the discovery that esports coaches are real, scholarships exist and we have absolutely no clue how you make a gamer “run laps.”
Then this funny podcast heads to Jamie Rivers and Ashley’s wedding, where the crew arrives ready to celebrate and discovers the “heavy appetizers” have already been demolished. Nothing says romance like showing up hungry and finding one surviving broccoli floret.
The party eventually migrates to a speakeasy, complete with a puzzle to get inside — something Rizz has approximately zero patience for after a night of celebrating. Once inside, things escalate into exactly the kind of radio-industry wedding afterparty you’d expect: drinks flowing, coworkers getting increasingly affectionate, another bride arriving to discover the Rizz Show crew has basically occupied the joint, and enough former hockey enforcers nearby that Rafe suddenly feels extremely confident about winning any hypothetical bar fight.
New babies. Diaper explosions. Baby Transformers. Forgotten hockey players. Missing wedding food. Speakeasy puzzles. And radio people proving once again that apparently nobody taught them when the party is over.
It’s parenthood, weddings and beautifully questionable decision-making packed into one funny podcast from The Rizzuto Show.
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Love is in the air, and unfortunately The Rizzuto Show is here to analyze it.
This daily comedy show kicks off with First Love Day sending everybody back to their childhood crushes. Rizz remembers gathering the courage to give Michelle a “do you like me?” note only to watch her immediately check NO, Moon recalls inviting his crush to a roller-skating birthday party and then ignoring her, and Rafe takes us through puppy love, old girlfriends and the smells that can instantly transport you back to questionable teenage decisions.
Speaking of relationships, Rizz commits a husband mistake for the ages when his wife sees their daughter’s homecoming dress and suggests she could wear it to an upcoming wedding. Rizz’s response? “There’s no way you’re fitting in that.” Somewhere, every married man listening just whispered, “Oh no.”
Lern has relationship revelations of her own after replacing her usual oversized T-shirts and basketball shorts with cute pajamas and discovering Tim is VERY enthusiastic about the upgrade. That sends this daily comedy show into a completely necessary investigation of bedtime attire, ancient underwear and just how long a pair of boxer briefs can remain in circulation before becoming a historical artifact.
Then Merriam-Webster gives us another reason to feel ancient with new terms like looksmaxxing, parasocial and cuffing season. Moon thinks cuffing season is a relationship red flag. Lern sees an opportunity for soup, Game of Thrones and winter romance. Rizz hears “getting laid for three months” and suddenly becomes extremely supportive of the younger generation.
But the romantic centerpiece arrives when Lern finally pays off her Pick ’Em punishment by recording an original love song for Rizz. “Our Sweet Rizz” includes coffee breath, hairy arms, meatballs, ravioli breath and enough forced eye contact to make the entire studio uncomfortable. Against all odds, it’s kind of a banger.
There’s also celebrity and music chaos, a visit to the rentable Silence of the Lambs house, Rafe getting emotionally adopted by a helpful employee at Ace Hardware, and the discovery that miniature horses might actually help improve your mood.
First crushes, cuffing, homecoming mistakes, tiny horses and one deeply unnecessary love ballad — just another romantically confused daily comedy show from The Rizzuto Show.
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