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This is either witchcraft… or very bad bread.
In 1692, the Salem Witch Trials spiral out of control—hallucinations, accusations, executions… and somehow, two dogs get killed in the process.
But what if nobody was actually a witch?
On this episode of Stupiracy - Presented by CARSTAR - Scott Rizzuto and Tim McKernan dig into the theory that moldy bread caused an accidental LSD-like trip—and why that explanation might be way too easy.
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March Madness Final Four best bets for Illinois vs UConn and Michigan vs Arizona including over/under, point spread, and moneyline bets from host of The Rizzuto Show, Rizz, alongside 101 ESPN hosts Tim McKernan and Anthony Stalter from radio shows The Morning After and The Fast Lane on ESPN Radio in St. Louis. Final Four best bets for Illinois vs UConn & Michigan vs Arizona from Rizz, Tim McKernan, and Anthony Stalter include Illinois -2.5 over UConn as well as Arizona +1.5 over Michigan. Sports bettors should also look at the line for total points scored in both games - for Illinois & UConn the over/under is set at 139.5. The over/under line for total points scored in the Michigan & Arizona game is set at 157.5, a much higher line than Illinois & UConn. What are the best bets for the March Madness Final Four matchups between Illinois, UConn, Michigan, and Arizona? Rizz, Tim McKernan, and Anthony Stalter break it down on The Spread Zone sponsored by FanDuel Sportsbook.

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Illinois vs UConn betting lines via FanDuel Sportsbook:
Over / Under: 139.5
Point Spread: IL -2.5
Moneyline: IL -134 & UConn +112
The March Madness Final Four matchups between Illinois vs. UConn and Michigan vs. Arizona are set, and top betting insights are coming from Rizz of The Rizzuto Show, alongside 101 ESPN hosts Tim McKernan (The Morning After) and Anthony Stalter (The Fast Lane). On The Spread Zone, sponsored by FanDuel Sportsbook, the trio breaks down their best bets, including point spreads, moneylines, and over/under totals. For Illinois vs. UConn, Illinois is favored at -2.5, with the total points line set at 139.5. Meanwhile, Arizona enters as a +1.5 underdog against Michigan, with a significantly higher over/under of 157.5. Bettors looking for an edge should pay close attention to the contrast in scoring expectations between these two games.
Michigan vs Arizona betting lines via FanDuel Sportsbook:
Over / Under: 157.5
Point Spread: Michigan -1.5
Moneyline: Michigan -122 & Arizona +102
March Madness Final Four schedule.
Saturday, April 4th: Illinois vs UConn (5:09pm) & Michigan vs Arizona (7:49pm)

University of Illinois men’s basketball roster:
Kylan Boswell
AJ Redd
Blake Fagbemi
Ty Rodgers
Ben Humrichous
Jake Davis
Tomislav Ivisic
Toni Bilic
David Mirkovic
Andrej Stojakovic
Jason Jakstys
Brandon Lee

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University of Michigan men’s basketball roster:
Ricky Liburd
Trey McKenney
L.J. Cason
Elliot Cadeau
Nimari Burnett
Roddy Gayle Jr.
Howard Eisley Jr.
Winters Grady
Oscar Goodman
Yaxel Lendeborg
Morez Johnson Jr.
Malick Kordel
Aday Mara
Harrison Hochberg
Charlie May
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If you ever wondered how quickly things can spiral from “normal morning show” to “what are we even talking about anymore,” congratulations — this episode is your answer.
We kick things off with a story that feels like it should be illegal to even think about, let alone actually do. A stolen Jeep turns into a full-blown fake Amber Alert after someone decides to invent an entire child to “speed things up.” No kid. No photos. No logic. Just a five-hour emergency response, helicopters, K9 units, and a $16,000 bill later… yeah, turns out that plan had some flaws. The gang debates whether six months in jail is too harsh or not harsh enough for what might be the dumbest “life hack” ever attempted.
From there, we pivot into what might be the greatest travel story ever told on a daily comedy show. Rizz describes a “perfect flight” — no TSA line, free drinks, a puppy sitting next to him, early arrival, smooth everything. Basically, the kind of experience that only exists in movies… or right before life decides to absolutely wreck your return trip. Because balance is real, and it will find you.
We also get into April Fool’s Day energy, full moon weirdness, and the kind of sleep-deprived conversations that lead to one of the biggest revelations of the episode: someone thought the lyric was “when the moon hits your eye like a baker beats a pie.” Yes. A baker. Beating a pie. And yes, we spend way too long unpacking that.
Somehow, we also cover:
– Moving into a new house and immediately suspecting an owl is recruiting you for Hogwarts
– Cooking “cowboy soup” like you’re auditioning for a survival show
– The emotional implications of owning a rocking chair (and whether it means you’ve given up on life)
– And a surprising amount of debate about what qualifies as a “perfect day”
It’s messy, it’s ridiculous, and it’s exactly why this daily comedy show keeps delivering chaos every single day. If you like your funny podcast with a mix of real-life nonsense, questionable decisions, and zero filter, you’re in the right place.
Welcome back to your favorite daily comedy show — where even the fake stories somehow feel real.+

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Kristi Noem weighs in on report husband lives cross-dressing double life: ‘The family was blindsided by this’
Abduction hoax: Police say ‘missing’ child never existed
Innocent man wins enormous payout after case of mistaken identity saw him locked-up in Hawaii mental hospital for TWO YEARS

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You ever make a bad decision and immediately regret it? Cool — now imagine making one so dumb it triggers a full-blown Amber Alert, wastes $16,000 in emergency resources, and lands you in jail. Welcome to today’s episode of The Rizzuto Show, your favorite funny podcast where common sense goes to die and we’re just here to narrate the wreckage.
The crew breaks down a completely unhinged local story involving two women who reported a stolen Jeep… but decided that wasn’t urgent enough. So naturally, they added a completely fake missing child into the mix to “level up” the response. Because nothing says “great plan” like lying to law enforcement and forgetting they’ll probably ask for, oh I don’t know… proof the kid exists. No photos, no toys, no evidence — just vibes and a terrible idea. The result? A five-hour emergency search involving helicopters, drones, K9 units, and a whole lot of officers chasing a ghost.
And if you think that’s where the chaos peaks, buckle up.
We also get into one of the most frustrating stories you’ll ever hear — a guy in Hawaii who gets arrested for someone else’s warrant, proves he’s not the guy… and then gets arrested AGAIN because nobody updated the system. Eventually, he ends up locked in a psych hospital for nearly two years because his insistence that he’s not the suspect is labeled as delusion. Yeah. Let that sink in. The system fails so hard it basically gaslights a guy into being “crazy” for telling the truth.
Now he’s getting paid close to a million dollars, and the question becomes: is that enough? Would you take the money for two years of your life? The crew debates it the only way they know how — with sarcasm, questionable logic, and just enough realism to make you uncomfortable.
It’s another beautifully chaotic installment of a funny podcast that somehow makes you feel better about your own bad decisions. Because no matter what you did this week… you probably didn’t fake an Amber Alert.
And if you did — maybe don’t.

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It started as a fun little bracket… and now it’s basically a personality test for society.
Welcome back to another comedy podcast episode of The Rizzuto Show, where March Movie Mayhem has officially spiraled into emotional damage. We’ve reached the FINAL FOUR of the greatest 90s movies of all time—and apparently, the internet has decided joy is optional.
The contenders? Oh, just a casual lineup of:
The Silence of the Lambs (you know, light viewing…)
Tommy Boy (Chris Farley = national treasure)
The Shawshank Redemption (aka emotional devastation on repeat)
Wayne's World (finally, some sanity)
So yeah… two comedies vs. two “let’s sit in silence after this” movies. What could go wrong?
The crew debates whether America is secretly depressed based on voting trends, Learns threatens to emotionally collapse if the fun movies lose, and somehow we all collectively realize that people might actually prefer prison drama over Mike Myers yelling “SCHWING.”
But wait—it gets better (worse).
Out of nowhere, the Goo Goo Dolls get absolutely obliterated. Specifically:
The song “Iris”? Declared overrated.
The fans? Accidentally roasted.
The band? Still out here catching strays in 2026.
We also somehow spiral into:
90s nostalgia prize packs (yes, Dunkaroos are involved)
Yacht rock appreciation (because of course)
Beard-based musical analysis (don’t ask, just listen)
And a reminder that no matter what happens… your bracket is already busted
It’s everything you want from a comedy podcast:
arguments, nostalgia, chaos, and at least one completely unnecessary rant that somehow becomes the highlight.
Vote in the bracket, pick your side, and emotionally prepare yourself—because if Shawshank wins this whole thing, we’re gonna have questions.

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