The Rizzuto Show | Daily Comedy Podcast

Kevin Nealon stopped by to say Happy 250th Birthday America!
Along the way, the gang debates the universal husband instinct of staring at broken appliances until they magically repair themselves, why every emergency service somehow funnels through the same call center, and whether Sherry deserves a raise for patiently answering everyone's increasingly desperate phone calls.
Then things take a sharp turn into one of the greatest local stories imaginable.
A KFC employee in North County decides company policy can wait after tackling an armed robbery suspect in the parking lot. The crew immediately begins casting Jason Statham as an ex-government operative secretly working the drive-thru window in what instantly becomes the greatest action movie Hollywood still hasn't made.
As if that wasn't enough, Lern introduces everyone to a surprisingly emotional Netflix movie that sends the conversation spiraling into the slow death of voicemail culture, while the crew debates which everyday things will disappear as older generations fade out. Landlines? VHS tapes? Random messages that somehow sat in your inbox for three years? Nothing is safe.
The crew also tackles one listener's parenting dilemma involving an absolutely terrible kid who has officially worn out his welcome, leading to stories about getting banned from friends' houses growing up, terrifying 90s parents, and why sometimes being the parent means embracing the villain role.
Throw in weather panic, broken thermostats, neighborhood legends, retirement community shenanigans, bizarre Florida news, homeowner frustration, nostalgic childhood stories, and enough sarcastic commentary to survive even the hottest week of the year, and you've got another unforgettable episode.
Whether you're listening on your morning commute, pretending to work, hiding from your broken AC, or simply looking for your favorite daily comedy show, this episode delivers the laughs, ridiculous conversations, and unexpected tangents you've come to expect.
Woody back in St. Louis as the gang relives nearly setting Captain Jim's entire fireworks inventory on fire, accidentally launching explosives toward a trailer packed with even more explosives, and wondering how they somehow got invited back every year.
Naturally, that turns into an all-out war over weather apps because apparently your choice between Apple Weather, Google Maps, Waze, and The Weather Channel says everything about your personality. Somewhere during the argument Riz admits he's gaming Waze just to earn imaginary points, Woody questions humanity, and Moon becomes Bing's official spokesperson.
Then things somehow get even weirder.
The crew debates home ownership versus renting, subscription services invading literally everything, catalytic converter thefts, why landlords secretly deserve medals, and whether calling your landlord to change a light bulb should be considered a crime.
From there, the conversation completely derails into horrifying toothbrush habits. Seriously...if your toothbrush looks like it fought in several wars, Lern wants you to know she's apparently one of those people. Dentists everywhere may need a moment after this episode.
The laughs keep rolling as Woody shares restaurant recommendations from Pittsburgh, everyone debates St. Louis food loyalties, Rafe discovers Corner 17, and the gang somehow lands on one of the most important questions ever asked:
Which restaurant logo would you permanently tattoo on your body for free food for life?
Today starts with Global Beatles Day as the crew celebrates one of the biggest moments in music history before arguing over the greatest Beatles songs ever recorded. George fans, Paul fans, John fans...and poor Ringo once again catching strays.
Then it's straight into celebrity chaos.
Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce wedding rumors explode after reports of a mysterious Madison Square Garden event, and somehow this turns into an actual gambling pool inside the studio. Is it the wedding? A rehearsal? A giant distraction? Nobody knows—but several people may owe each other money after Fourth of July weekend.
Meanwhile, Kirk Hammett has entered what can only be described as his "Sassy Kirk Era," taking shots at modern pop music while somehow becoming everyone's favorite unexpected media personality. The crew fully embraces the new attitude.
Chris Kerber joins the show for an extended Blues conversation covering the Jordan Kyrou trade, the Tkachuk family's incredible week, NHL Draft speculation, Jordan Binnington rumors, Curtis Joseph's Hall of Fame case, and where the franchise goes next.

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This daily comedy episode starts with a huge thank-you to everyone who came out for Operation Food Search and helped absolutely crush the food drive. The listeners showed up, stayed all morning, and filled trucks with donations because apparently our audience enjoys doing good deeds almost as much as they enjoy making poor decisions.
Then things get weird.
A listener decides that "leash laws" are more of a suggestion than an actual rule and lets his dog roam free through a crowded event full of kids, other dogs, and enough audio cables to shut down an entire broadcast. Somehow the dog behaves better than its owner.
Meanwhile, one of us spends the weekend at Innsbrook, where a mysterious painting crashes to the floor at 4:15 in the morning immediately after watching old episodes of Unsolved Mysteries. Was it gravity? Was it ghosts? Was Robert Stack involved? We may never know.
And then comes one of the wildest stories we've heard in a while. A heavily armed prepper moves into a new rental home, goes to sleep, and wakes up to find a man standing over his bed. The story somehow gets even crazier when it turns out the "intruder" is a realtor innocently showing the house because of a paperwork mistake. Nobody gets hurt, but everyone involved definitely needs a nap and probably therapy.
Elsewhere in this daily comedy chaos:
We debate whether Innsbrook is basically the Hamptons of St. Louis.
Tim goes full cowboy mode at a Taylor Swift and Dolly Parton-themed party.
Riz and Rafe perform a deeply uncomfortable rendition of "Islands in the Stream" at a wedding.
Father's Day gifts range from practical torches to futuristic neck fans that look slightly ridiculous but feel amazing.
We discuss alpha-gal syndrome, heat waves in Paris, and why every town in southern Illinois suddenly seems to be thriving.
Basically, if your week has already gone off the rails and it's only Monday, this daily comedy episode is here to remind you that everyone else is figuring it out as they go too.
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Crime has officially arrived in West County.
This comedy podcast starts with a parking lot mystery after catalytic converters are stolen from station vehicles, sending the crew down a rabbit hole involving precious metals, Sawzalls, undercover Pilates conspiracies, and a surprisingly detailed black-market economics lesson. Somehow, everyone becomes an armchair detective despite collectively knowing almost nothing about automotive parts.
Then things get weird.
Lern shares one of the most terrifying episodes of her hypnagogic hallucinations yet, involving an Australian-sized psychedelic spider that launches her out of bed and into a full sprint through her house. The gang dives into sleep paralysis, shadow figures, weird dreams, and the horrifying possibility that your brain can decide to be asleep and awake at the same time.
Because this is a comedy podcast, the conversation naturally pivots into ranking famous redheads, debating whether Ed Sheeran or Conan O'Brien rules Ginger Kingdom, and discussing customized leather cowboy hats at the company fun day. As one does.
And then, in perhaps the most important scientific discussion of the week, the crew is forced to choose one life upgrade: become 10% happier, 20% luckier, age 30% slower, become 40% hotter, make 50% more money, or become 60% better at sports. The answers reveal way more about everyone than anyone expected.
It's another episode of pure daily chaos featuring:
Catalytic converter thefts
Sleep hallucinations and giant dream spiders
Sleep paralysis horror stories
Celebrity ginger rankings
Ed Sheeran belt negotiations
The economics of attractiveness
Aging debates
Ridiculous hypotheticals
The usual amount of lovingly sarcastic nonsense
This comedy podcast somehow turns stolen car parts and bad dreams into two hours of hilarious conversations that only The Rizzuto Show could have.

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Sometimes a show starts with a little music history…and somehow ends with thousand-dollar bets, hockey trade breakdowns, and everyone developing strong opinions about where billionaires should get married.
Welcome back to The Rizzuto Show, the comedy podcast where every conversation somehow goes completely off the rails.
Today starts with Global Beatles Day as the crew celebrates one of the biggest moments in music history before arguing over the greatest Beatles songs ever recorded. George fans, Paul fans, John fans...and poor Ringo once again catching strays.
Then it's straight into celebrity chaos.
Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce wedding rumors explode after reports of a mysterious Madison Square Garden event, and somehow this turns into an actual gambling pool inside the studio. Is it the wedding? A rehearsal? A giant distraction? Nobody knows—but several people may owe each other money after Fourth of July weekend.
Meanwhile, Kirk Hammett has entered what can only be described as his "Sassy Kirk Era," taking shots at modern pop music while somehow becoming everyone's favorite unexpected media personality. The crew fully embraces the new attitude.
Also on today's episode:
• Rolling Stones NASCAR vinyls and whether every band eventually becomes sponsored content.
• William Shatner considering touring with a heavy metal album...at 95 years old.
• Rob Zombie drops new music.
• King of the Hill returns.
• Stranger Things finale secrets.
• James Bond casting debates get surprisingly heated.
• A celebration of Global Beatles Day featuring Rolling Stone's Top 10 Beatles songs.
The fun doesn't stop there.
Chris Kerber joins the show for an extended Blues conversation covering the Jordan Kyrou trade, the Tkachuk family's incredible week, NHL Draft speculation, Jordan Binnington rumors, Curtis Joseph's Hall of Fame case, and where the franchise goes next.
It's music, celebrity gossip, sports, ridiculous debates, random nostalgia, and just enough sarcasm to keep everyone awake.
Exactly the way mornings should be.
Whether you're here for celebrity nonsense, hockey talk, weird news, or just listening to friends argue over things that absolutely do not matter, today's comedy podcast has something for you.
So buckle up, place your imaginary bets, defend your favorite Beatle, and enjoy another completely ridiculous morning with Rizz, Moon, Lern, Rafe, and the crew.
Thanks for listening to another comedy podcast from The Rizzuto Show.
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The gang kicks things off getting ready for the Fourth of July weekend, comparing travel plans, arguing over pools, hot tubs, hiking, and why nobody should ever trust someone who voluntarily hikes next to a 600-foot waterfall. Naturally, that somehow leads to discussions about bears, road trips, national parks, and exactly how everyone would prefer not to die.
The crew breaks down how quickly tempers can spiral, why everyone needs to calm down behind the wheel, and how modern technology is changing criminal investigations in ways that are both fascinating and a little unsettling.
a banquet hall fight that apparently started because somebody couldn't be bothered to use serving utensils for the meatballs. Yes... meatballs. What follows is an unforgettable conversation that somehow turns into a full-blown celebration of every meatball reference The Rizzuto Show has ever made over the years.
we also debate fireworks injuries, Fourth of July travel, teenage curfews downtown, Kenny Loggins' travel habits, bottle rocket wars from childhood, and whether Roman candles were ever intended to be used responsibly weird news, celebrity randomness, listener-worthy tangents, and the completely unpredictable chemistry that makes The Rizzuto Show what it is. If you're looking for a funny podcast that never follows a script and somehow makes explosive diarrhea educational, congratulations—you've found it.
Would you marry yourself?
No seriously... knowing everything you know about yourself. Every annoying habit. Every irrational rant. Every weird obsession. Every story your spouse politely pretends isn't embarrassing anymore.
Rizz is convinced he'd make the perfect husband. Rafe isn't sure he'd even date himself. Moon starts questioning his own parenting. Lern accidentally turns the conversation into a therapy session. King Scott somehow makes everything wholesome... until everyone starts imagining what their kids would be like if they brought home younger versions of themselves.
Would you have been friends with your own kids in high school?
Would your future son-in-law survive meeting Rizz?
How much spaghetti is too much spaghetti?
We also celebrate some incredible "Back in the Day" moments, including the infamous Guns N' Roses Riverport riot, Steve Winwood unknowingly blessing St. Louis history, Michael Jackson making chart history, and one of the wildest sports tragedies ever.
Plus, celebrity gossip goes completely off the rails:
• Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce wedding conspiracy theories
• Alan Jackson's emotional farewell concert
• Weird Al turning down AI money
• And somehow Clive Owen accidentally becomes Tom Hanks.
Today's comedy podcast dives headfirst into one of the most unexpectedly heated debates we've ever had: breakfast nostalgia. Did anyone actually grow up eating those sitcom breakfasts? Or were we all surviving on toaster pastries, cereal, and whatever questionable leftovers were sitting in the fridge?
Moon insists they're basically edible drywall, while everyone else passionately defends the flaky greatness of canned Pillsbury biscuits, Cracker Barrel breakfasts, sausage gravy, and the legendary "hillbilly casserole" that somehow fed an entire family on half a pound of hamburger and a can of cream of mushroom soup. If you've ever eaten a casserole that looked questionable but somehow tasted incredible, this episode is going to unlock some memories.
It's time for another round of "Just the Two of Us," where teammates try to match answers while listeners bet on whether they'll succeed. What follows is 20+ minutes of patriotic nonsense featuring questions about founding fathers, fireworks, National Parks, cookout side dishes, Mount Rushmore, hot dog brands, barbecue foods, NASCAR legends, American landmarks, Fourth of July fruit, and one unforgettable moment where Tom Petty accidentally replaces Richard Petty.

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And yes... biscuits are good. That's not up for debate. Thanks for making this comedy podcast part of your day.

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