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I’s Opening Day in St. Louis, so the crew shows up in full Cardinal red… except for Lern, who proudly opts out of sports like it’s a personality trait. The celebration quickly derails into a completely unnecessary investigation into whether Crisco and Lipitor are secretly connected (they’re not, but confidence was high). From there, things spiral into robot paranoia, AI taking over jobs, and the psychological horror of the “uncanny valley.” Naturally, this leads to a deeply unsettling debate about how many dead bodies can exist in water before we collectively decide it’s not swimmable anymore. Because nothing says “good morning” like existential dread and lake corpse math.
March Movie Mayhem continues as the crew debates iconic 90s matchups like Forrest Gump vs The Green Mile, Pulp Fiction vs The Matrix, and the absolute chaos of Dazed and Confused vs Wayne’s World. There are strong opinions, questionable logic, and a lot of yelling about what truly defines a “90s movie.” Meanwhile, the show mourns missing out on buying the legendary mechanical rhino from Ace Ventura 2, which somehow sold for nearly $60K (yes, really). This kicks off a full-on spiral into movie prop auctions, including items from Predator that Rafe is now emotionally attached to owning for no practical reason whatsoever.
With Moon still out living his best theme park life, the crew becomes obsessed with the HBO series Neighbors, specifically the finale titled “The Man in the Yellow Bikini” (warning: aggressive levels of old man nudity). But the real story is Rafe’s quest to get into Canada despite his… let’s call them “historical driving achievements.” Enter immigration lawyer Mark LaForce—basically the Avengers-level hero of border crossing—who confidently declares, “You’re coming to Canada,” and lays out a surprisingly doable plan involving permits, paperwork, and possibly a letter from Wayne Gretzky (which, apparently, carries more weight than politicians). The segment turns into a full-blown mission, complete with tribal invitations, hockey connections, and the show rallying behind Rafe like he’s heading on an epic quest instead of just trying to cross a border legally.

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Today’s episode of The Rizzuto Show funny podcast starts like any normal day—until it very quickly becomes an international legal drama starring one of our own idiots.
Rafe is trying to get into Canada. Simple goal, right? Nope. Turns out Canada has rules, memories, and apparently zero chill when it comes to past mistakes. But instead of giving up like a reasonable adult, Rafe does what anyone on a funny podcast would do—he calls in reinforcements. Enter Mark LaForce, an immigration lawyer so confident he basically says, “Relax, I got this,” within five minutes.
And just like that, we’re off the rails.
Now the plan involves:
A tribal invitation from the Blackfoot Nation
FBI fingerprinting (casual)
And somehow… possibly getting a recommendation letter from Wayne Gretzky
Yes. That Wayne Gretzky. The hockey legend. The guy who apparently might be the golden ticket into Canada if he vouches for you. No pressure, Rafe.
Meanwhile, the rest of the show continues doing what we do best—spiraling into nonsense. We hype up the absolutely wild finale of Neighbors (which includes things we legally cannot unsee), debate the largest animal we could beat in a fight (confidence wildly outweighs ability), and jump into a round of “Take Five” that proves once again that game shows are only fun when they completely fall apart.
There are miracle guesses, suspicious teamwork, and one moment where the Hamburglar becomes the most important figure in modern broadcasting. It’s everything you expect from a funny podcast—fast, ridiculous, and somehow held together just enough to keep going.
So whether you’re here for comedy, chaos, or to see if Rafe actually makes it across the border without being detained, this episode delivers.
Spoiler: We’re still not sure if he’s getting in—but if Gretzky answers the call, anything’s possible.

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If you ever wondered what would happen if you locked a group of grown adults in a room and forced them to argue about 90s movies like their lives depended on it—welcome to The Rizzuto Show, your favorite daily comedy podcast where logic goes to die and nostalgia runs the show.
Today’s episode kicks off with March Movie Mayhem, where the bracket is tightening and the debates are getting way too serious for something that absolutely does not matter. We’re talking Shawshank Redemption vs Fight Club, Forrest Gump crushing everything in its path, and the absolute chaos of Pulp Fiction vs The Matrix—which somehow turns into a generational identity crisis. Then we move into the teen movie bracket, where Clueless, American Pie, and 10 Things I Hate About You all get their moment… and yes, people take this personally.
But the real turning point? The moment we realize a mechanical rhino from Ace Ventura—yes, that scene—just sold for nearly $60,000. Naturally, we spiral into what could have been if management had just trusted us with poor financial decisions and a giant fake animal. Would it have been a terrible investment? Absolutely. Would it have been worth it? Also absolutely.
From there, this comedy podcast does what it does best: completely derails. We get into celebrity chaos, including fake Shaq DM drama, music news, and some truly wild headlines that remind us the internet is undefeated when it comes to nonsense. Then things take a darker turn (because balance) with a look back at the Heaven’s Gate story—because nothing says “morning show” like cult history and existential dread.
We wrap things up with birthdays, random facts, and the kind of energy that makes you question why you keep coming back… but you do anyway.
If you’re into a comedy podcast that mixes daily humor, pop culture commentary, weird news, and a group of people who absolutely should not be trusted with microphones, this episode delivers exactly what you didn’t ask for—but needed.

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It’s Opening Day in St. Louis, which means one thing: productivity is optional, beer is mandatory, and somehow we’re all dressed like walking Cardinals merch. This episode of The Rizzuto Show kicks off with baseball hype but quickly derails into what can only be described as a masterclass in controlled chaos—aka your favorite comedy podcast doing what it does best.
First, we tackle a question nobody asked but now can’t ignore: are robots about to ruin everything? From humanoid fast-food workers to the deeply unsettling “uncanny valley,” we spiral into full-blown robot anxiety. Turns out there are actual phobias for this stuff, and honestly… we get it. If clowns started running society, we’d panic too.
Then—because this is a comedy podcast and logic is optional—we pivot into the ocean. Specifically: how many dead bodies are in it… and why we’re somehow okay swimming there anyway. Yes, we attempt to calculate an “acceptable dead body to water ratio,” and no, it doesn’t make anything better.
But the real MVP of the episode? A brutally honest debate about what to do when your friend smells like a gym locker mixed with a seafood dumpster in July. Do you tell them? Do you lie? Do you roll the windows down and pray for survival? We break down the only correct way to handle it—equal parts compassion and savage honesty.
We also hit a wild local story involving a DIY copper wire scheme gone horribly wrong, proving once again that “quick money” ideas rarely end well. Add in Opening Day survival tips (hydration, traffic, and avoiding scams), plus the usual nonsense tangents, and you’ve got a perfectly unhinged episode of your favorite comedy podcast.
Basically: if you came for baseball, you stayed for robot fear, hygiene interventions, and existential dread about the ocean. And honestly? That feels right.

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In Season 2, Episode 8, Rizz and Tim revisit one of the strangest and most overlooked moments in American military history — an invasion where the people being attacked didn’t even know they were at war.
During the Spanish-American War, the U.S. Navy arrived at the island of Guam ready for battle, only to discover that the Spanish officials stationed there were completely unaware the war had begun. What followed was a surreal, bloodless takeover marked by misunderstandings, apologies, and a translator who went from local resident to governor almost overnight. This episode unpacks how isolation, poor communication, and imperial ambition collided to produce one of history’s most absurd acts of war — and how a tiny island found itself reshaped by a conflict it never saw coming.
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