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Rafe’s singing the National Anthem as punishment, GWAR fans are fighting for the title of smelliest people in music, and a St. Louis-area substitute teacher explains how getting caught with an OnlyFans account completely changed her life. Just another perfectly reasonable day at The Rizzuto Show.
We start with Rafe serving his National Anthem punishment while Moon immediately turns patriotism into gambling by trying to set an over/under on how long each performance will last. Then Riz becomes convinced someone on the show secretly signed him up for a professional stretching service. After interrogating basically everyone and preparing to prosecute the case, he discovers the culprit was… Riz. He’d entered a local giveaway and essentially signed himself up.
That leads to professional stretching, massages, a mysterious man named Bo, the invention of the Truck Stop Spa and enough discussion about hamstrings to make everyone uncomfortable.
The show also dives into nightmare fuel ranging from dumpster accidents and grain silos to caves, the open ocean and escalators — which we’re pretty sure Moon has permanently ruined for everyone.
Then things get smellier.
The crew lays out the golden rules for surviving a horror movie before debating some of the greatest album-opening songs ever. “Welcome to the Jungle,” “Whole Lotta Love,” “Black Dog,” “Tom Sawyer” and more enter the fight while Riz takes personal offense to Bruce Springsteen’s “Thunder Road” topping the list.
But the real musical controversy arrives when Blothar the Berserker joins us after GWAR fans rank fourth on a list of the worst-smelling fan bases.
Blothar’s problem isn’t that GWAR fans smell bad. It’s that they only finished FOURTH. Finally, an artist willing to demand more from his audience.
Then local mom and former substitute teacher Sheena Sitner joins the show to discuss the OnlyFans account that led to her suspension from substitute teaching and suddenly became a viral story.
Sheena explains how coworkers discovered the account, how her employer handled the situation and how the publicity transformed what had been an occasional side hustle into a much larger business. She says she went from roughly 20 subscribers to potentially more than a thousand and made nearly $25,000 in about a week and a half after the story exploded.
The conversation also gets into substitute-teacher pay, her family’s reaction, future employment, boundaries between someone’s private life and professional life, and the concerns parents may have when schools are responsible for their children.
From Rafe’s patriotic punishment and Riz demanding to be professionally folded like laundry to GWAR’s quest for stink supremacy and a local teacher navigating unexpected internet fame, this episode has everything.
Well, almost everything.
We’re still trying to find Bo.
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We start this episode with Match Up With Moon, where the questions bounce from the summer solstice and Buc-ee’s bathrooms to Barbie’s little sister, military slogans and the deeply important statistic that the average person apparently spends 92 DAYS of their life sitting on the toilet.
Finally, some trivia you can contemplate while actively contributing to the statistic.
Riz and Moon battle through two rounds, discover Ken apparently has a little brother named Tommy Carson, and somehow both correctly pull Aretha Franklin as the first woman inducted into the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame. It’s the kind of educational content you’ve come to expect from this daily podcast — technically informative, but probably not information you should lead with at a job interview.
Then local mom and former substitute teacher Sheena Sitner joins the show to discuss the story that suddenly put her in headlines.
Sheena explains that while substitute teaching through Kelly Education at Parkway schools, coworkers discovered an OnlyFans account she'd maintained as a side hustle. She was suspended from substitute teaching after the account was reported, and what had previously been a relatively small source of extra money suddenly exploded after her story went public.
Sheena says she went from roughly 20 subscribers to potentially more than a thousand and had made nearly $25,000 in roughly a week and a half after the story went viral.
The conversation gets into how the account was discovered, her employer’s response, how her husband and adult children reacted, the financial realities of substitute teaching and her argument that educators deserve better pay.
The crew also digs into the much more complicated question surrounding parents, schools and what employees do away from work. Sheena says her content was created privately with her husband and never involved students or school grounds, while Moon pushes back that parents handing their children over to adults at school may still have legitimate concerns about boundaries and vetting.
In other words, this daily podcast briefly becomes a surprisingly thoughtful debate before somebody can drag us back into toilet trivia.
From Moon spending entirely too much time calculating bathroom statistics to a local substitute teacher navigating viral fame, adult-content controversy, education and a dramatically different financial future, Episode 36 covers a lot more ground than the title probably suggests.
It’s another daily podcast proving you never really know where The Rizzuto Show is headed.
Especially when King Scott has the trivia questions.
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Paul Stanley and Gene Simmons kick things off, Blothar the Berserker joins us to defend GWAR’s honor, and the Rizzuto Show tackles the question nobody else had the courage — or functioning nostrils — to ask: which fan base smells the worst?
Before we get there, the crew lays down the golden rules for surviving a horror movie. Don’t investigate strange noises. Don’t go into the basement. Don’t split up. Keep your phone charged. Never read the creepy Latin book out loud. And if the haunted house literally tells you to GET OUT, maybe don’t stop upstairs for a romantic evening.
Seems obvious. Horror movie characters remain unconvinced.
Crap on Celebrities turns into a rock argument when the crew debates the greatest album-opening songs ever. “Welcome to the Jungle,” “Whole Lotta Love,” “Black Dog,” “Tom Sawyer,” “Smells Like Teen Spirit” and more enter the fight after “Thunder Road” takes the top spot on a list — a decision Riz receives with all the maturity and restraint you’ve come to expect from this comedy podcast.
There’s also Justin Timberlake apologizing for his old beatboxing obsession, Alice Cooper discussing the danger and theater behind his stage show, Record Store Day releases and plenty more music and entertainment chaos.
Then Blothar the Berserker from GWAR joins the show after GWAR fans land at #4 on a ranking of the worst-smelling fan bases.
Blothar is outraged.
Not because GWAR fans smell bad.
Because they didn't get #1.
Blothar breaks down the aromatic bouquet of the average GWAR crowd, explains why artificially making fans smell worse would be cheating, and offers some motivational advice for finally defeating Phish, the Grateful Dead and Insane Clown Posse for stink supremacy. It’s thoughtful, inspirational and absolutely disgusting.
We also talk about GWAR’s upcoming tour plans, Moon remembers watching unsuspecting crowds experience GWAR firsthand, and the crew makes a strong case for getting them onto a future Pointfest lineup.
From horror movie survival tactics and legendary album openers to rock stars, celebrity news and Blothar describing concert body odor like a fine-wine sommelier, this comedy podcast covers an impressive amount of ground while accomplishing very little for society.
Exactly how we like it.
Turn it up, skip the shower and enjoy another comedy podcast from The Rizzuto Show.
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Rafe’s National Anthem punishment has officially begun, and somehow Moon is already trying to gamble on how long he can drag it out. Nothing says patriotism like an over/under on “The Star-Spangled Banner.”
This funny podcast starts with Rafe surviving anthem number one before Riz reveals that he thought someone on the show had signed him up for a professional stretching service as a prank. There were accusations. There were interrogations. Waterboarding was nearly discussed. Turns out Riz basically signed himself up through a local giveaway, meaning the criminal mastermind he was hunting was… Riz.
Naturally, this sends the show into a lengthy investigation of professional stretching, massages, compression boots and whether Riz should specifically request the mysterious “Bo” who texted him. Rafe attempts to explain what getting professionally stretched actually feels like, and somehow we end up inventing a luxury truck-stop spa. Put lavender eucalyptus next to the diesel pumps and call us investors.
The relationship department also gets involved when the crew debates a viral argument about parents taking “family vacations” without their kids’ spouses. Is that innocent quality time with your original family, or an extremely elaborate way of telling your daughter-in-law, “We tolerate you at Christmas”? We also tackle whether a grown man should let his wife accompany him to the salon to supervise his haircut.
Then Rafe takes aim at downtown St. Louis after a disappointing lunch experience, the crew starts brainstorming Halloween costumes, and we learn that the Spice Girls may be the group costume nobody asked for.
But this funny podcast takes a darker turn after a terrifying story about a dumpster diver accidentally getting dumped into a garbage truck inspires everyone to start naming their personal nightmare scenarios. Getting stranded alone in the ocean. Falling into a grain silo. Floating helplessly through space. Becoming trapped upside down inside a cave. Sinkholes opening beneath your bedroom.
And then Moon introduces the escalator.
Suddenly, every trip to the mall feels significantly less relaxing.
It’s another funny podcast packed with anthem bets, Turnstile excitement, stretching shenanigans, family arguments, St. Louis talk and enough nightmare fuel to make stairs look pretty damn appealing.
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Fall is here, the hayrides are apparently trying to kill us, working comedians are fighting for their royalty checks, Clownvis is hanging out in Maynard James Keenan’s orbit, and somebody wants to throw a completely dry wedding. Somehow King Scott had a dry wedding and that’s not even all we get into.
We kick things off with fall in St. Louis and the realization that haunted hayrides have always been wildly sketchier than anyone wants to admit. Lern remembers childhood hayrides involving masked dads hiding in the woods and firing guns into the air — because Southern Illinois apparently considered “basic firearm safety” optional during Halloween. That leads to a story about a New York hayride accident where a tractor and trailer overturned, injuring multiple people and reminding everyone that maybe sitting on loose hay behind farm equipment traveling at questionable speeds isn't the safest fall tradition.
The internet isn’t doing much better. We get into social media challenges, influencers making terrible decisions for engagement and whether 20-year-old guys actually know better — or whether they’re just teenagers with adult privileges and access to tuxedos.
Then National Taco Day turns into the Great Taco Debate. Hard shell versus soft shell, cilantro, black olives and whether a soft taco is basically just a burrito that quit early. We also discuss a lawsuit from a man who says he became seriously ill after several Taco Bell visits, with shredded lettuce identified in the lawsuit as a common ingredient in his orders. Congratulations, lettuce. You finally found a way to become the scariest thing on the menu.
Things get more serious when Rafe explains a controversy in the stand-up comedy world involving SiriusXM’s changes to its comedy programming. According to the discussion, hundreds of working comics lost rotation — including Rafe — potentially taking away royalty income that can make a real difference for comedians trying to survive between gigs. The crew debates whether major platforms have any responsibility to support smaller artists and whether Sebastian Maniscalco, whose name is attached to the new channel, could use his influence to help working comics get back into rotation.
We also raise money for Cardinal Glennon Children’s Hospital, put Batman’s detective skills on trial, and watch Rafe lose the football picks badly enough to earn National Anthem Week. Four days. Four performances. One man forced to sing “The Star-Spangled Banner” because he trusted the wrong football team. America remains beautiful.
Then Clownvis enters the picture — and apparently he’s become buddies with Maynard James Keenan thanks to Maynard’s wife being a huge fan. Honestly, good for Clownvis. Networking advice from this show is now officially: dress like Elvis, become a clown and wait for Tool to call.
We also discuss a woman accused of stealing roughly $500 in donations intended to help pets receive critical medical care from a veterinary clinic, which immediately earns her a nomination for Worst Person of the Morning.
Listener emails bring us the essential St. Louis debate of pork steak versus pork chop, with Rafe declaring the pork steak the “working man’s ribeye.” Unfortunately, Rafe still hasn’t actually cooked anything on his new grill. He HAS done a mostly naked photo shoot with it, though, so the grill is already earning its keep.
Then the Rizzuto Show Help Desk tackles a relationship dilemma: a listener’s girlfriend wants their future wedding and receptions completely alcohol-free, partly because her father has been sober for years. The listener wants booze, wonders whether this disagreement could actually be a deal breaker, and asks the crew to settle it. Moon and Rafe offer their perspectives as sober guys, compromises are proposed, and somehow Jesus turning water into wine eventually gets submitted as supporting evidence.
Finally, Megan Little from the St. Louis Blues stops by to preview the home opener and the season’s promotional nights, including the new Rizz Show Night jacket. Unfortunately, we discover Rizz Show Night is getting absolutely destroyed in ticket sales by Fourth Wing Night.
Dragons. Spicy fantasy romance. Morning radio.
We never stood a chance.
From hayride horrors, tacos and social media stupidity to comedy-industry drama, Clownvis, charity thieves, pork steaks, dry weddings and our humiliating defeat at the hands of dragon literature, it’s another completely normal episode of The Rizzuto Show.
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