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Welcome back to another shot-out-of-a-cannon episode of The Rizzuto Show! It’s Wednesday, everybody’s burning the midnight oil, and the crew is diving deep into what it actually takes to survive the morning grind.
First up, we unpack the ultimate nighttime sleep routine. From Lern getting into bed strictly at 8:30 PM to Moon laying upside down with his legs up the wall like a red-lens-wearing alien, everyone has a bizarre trick for catching Zs. We go around the room comparing bedroom thermostat temperatures—settling the eternal debate between freezing 66° Arctic expeditions and crazy 78° hot boxes—and reveal America's scientifically proven ideal room temp. Plus, King Scott drops a bomb about his silk hair bonnet routine!
Next, in honor of National Underwear Day, we rundown the top 7 underwear brands in America, call out cheap multi-pack basics, and debate whether self-cleaning, odor-free shirts made of volcanic ash and gold are revolutionary or gross. Things get weird fast when the gang breaks down why sticking Q-tips in your ears feels like an out-of-body astral experience, despite every ear doctor begging you to stop.
We also reflect on things that were taboo 10 years ago that are totally normal now—like location sharing, canceling plans as self-care, talking about mental health, and the rapid rise of AI. Finally, with King Scott preparing for fatherhood, Moon brings out the official Social Security Administration data to review 50 of the absolute strangest baby names given to infants last year. Would you name your child Gator, Rooster, Chaos, or literally Infant Girl?
Rizz is currently living it up (and complaining his way through) Paris, so the rest of the gang is holding down the fort!
First up, the crew breaks down French Rizz’s Instagram updates and sets up a tallies bet for his return. Moon takes the high road with a modest 2 complaints, but Rafe goes big with a prediction of 10 separate grievances ranging from Chicago layovers to rude Uber drivers.
Next, in Crap on Celebrities, Lern brings a controversial viral list of stars who allegedly suck at their crafts. The team passionately debates J.Lo's entertainer status, Taylor Swift's basicness claims, Snoop Dogg's legendary style, Keanu Reeves' acting chops, and whether Bob Dylan is just trolling everyone at this point.
Finally, Moon shares personal stories about Linkin Park following the trailer drop for their new documentary Unshatter, and Rafe runs through today's wild pornstar birthdays!
The Rizz Quiz Showdown, Rage Tribute & Big Trivia Victories
The gang is live from the Bud Light Studio, throwing down the ultimate 90s throwback hype and testing caller brains with the return of Rizz Quiz!
First, Moon breaks down all the details for the Rizzuto Birthday Bash at Delmar Hall—complete with Bags Against the Machine delivering a full Rage Against the Machine headlining set, a Blink-182 tribute, and the Pin-Up Bowl pre-party. Plus, huge giveaways for Guns N' Roses, Candlebox, and Babymetal with Halestorm!
Then, Rafe takes control of the show with two full rounds of fast-paced Rizz Quiz trivia. Listeners call in to test their speed against the 45-second clock. Watch how Round 1 saw callers struggle to get past basic questions before Tom in Belleville set a massive bar of 8 correct answers. Then in Round 2, Jennifer repped the ladies of St. Louis by putting up an insane 10-point score to take home Guns N' Roses tickets
Thanks for hanging out with The Rizzuto Show, where every day proves reality is funnier than fiction. If you're looking for a comedy podcast full of weird news, hilarious conversations, and the occasional accidental life lesson, buckle up.
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The gang is live from the Bud Light Studio, throwing down the ultimate 90s throwback hype and testing caller brains with the return of Rizz Quiz!
First, Moon breaks down all the details for the Rizzuto Birthday Bash at Delmar Hall—complete with Bags Against the Machine delivering a full Rage Against the Machine headlining set, a Blink-182 tribute, and the Pin-Up Bowl pre-party. Plus, huge giveaways for Guns N' Roses, Candlebox, and Babymetal with Halestorm!
Then, Rafe takes control of the show with two full rounds of fast-paced Rizz Quiz trivia. Listeners call in to test their speed against the 45-second clock. Watch how Round 1 saw callers struggle to get past basic questions before Tom in Belleville set a massive bar of 8 correct answers. Then in Round 2, Jennifer repped the ladies of St. Louis by putting up an insane 10-point score to take home Guns N' Roses tickets
Follow The Rizzuto Show → https://linktr.ee/rizzshow for more from your favorite daily comedy show.
Connect with The Rizzuto Show Comedy Podcast online → https://1057thepoint.com/RizzShow.
Hear The Rizz Show daily on the radio at 105.7 The Point | Hubbard Radio in St. Louis, MO.
See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Rizz is currently living it up (and complaining his way through) Paris, so the rest of the gang is holding down the fort!
First up, the crew breaks down French Rizz’s Instagram updates and sets up a tallies bet for his return. Moon takes the high road with a modest 2 complaints, but Rafe goes big with a prediction of 10 separate grievances ranging from Chicago layovers to rude Uber drivers.
Next, in Crap on Celebrities, Lern brings a controversial viral list of stars who allegedly suck at their crafts. The team passionately debates J.Lo's entertainer status, Taylor Swift's basicness claims, Snoop Dogg's legendary style, Keanu Reeves' acting chops, and whether Bob Dylan is just trolling everyone at this point.
Finally, Moon shares personal stories about Linkin Park following the trailer drop for their new documentary Unshatter, and Rafe runs through today's wild adult entertainment star birthdays!
Follow The Rizzuto Show → https://linktr.ee/rizzshow for more from your favorite daily comedy show.
Connect with The Rizzuto Show Comedy Podcast online → https://1057thepoint.com/RizzShow.
Hear The Rizz Show daily on the radio at 105.7 The Point | Hubbard Radio in St. Louis, MO.
See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Welcome back to another shot-out-of-a-cannon episode of The Rizzuto Show! It’s Wednesday, everybody’s burning the midnight oil, and the crew is diving deep into what it actually takes to survive the morning grind.
First up, we unpack the ultimate nighttime sleep routine. From Lern getting into bed strictly at 8:30 PM to Moon laying upside down with his legs up the wall like a red-lens-wearing alien, everyone has a bizarre trick for catching Zs. We go around the room comparing bedroom thermostat temperatures—settling the eternal debate between freezing 66° Arctic expeditions and crazy 78° hot boxes—and reveal America's scientifically proven ideal room temp. Plus, King Scott drops a bomb about his silk hair bonnet routine!
Next, in honor of National Underwear Day, we rundown the top 7 underwear brands in America, call out cheap multi-pack basics, and debate whether self-cleaning, odor-free shirts made of volcanic ash and gold are revolutionary or gross. Things get weird fast when the gang breaks down why sticking Q-tips in your ears feels like an out-of-body astral experience, despite every ear doctor begging you to stop.
We also reflect on things that were taboo 10 years ago that are totally normal now—like location sharing, canceling plans as self-care, talking about mental health, and the rapid rise of AI. Finally, with King Scott preparing for fatherhood, Moon brings out the official Social Security Administration data to review 50 of the absolute strangest baby names given to infants last year. Would you name your child Gator, Rooster, Chaos, or literally Infant Girl?
If your favorite kind of comedy podcast involves bizarre news, sarcastic commentary, and friends laughing at humanity's complete inability to act normal, you've found your people.
This comedy podcast delivers another daily dose of unbelievable headlines, ridiculous conversations, and the kind of stories that make you question whether the internet was a mistake—or the greatest invention ever.
Thanks for hanging out with The Rizzuto Show, where every day proves reality is funnier than fiction. If you're looking for a comedy podcast full of weird news, hilarious conversations, and the occasional accidental life lesson, buckle up.
Follow The Rizzuto Show → https://linktr.ee/rizzshow for more from your favorite daily comedy show.
Connect with The Rizzuto Show Comedy Podcast online → https://1057thepoint.com/RizzShow.
Hear The Rizz Show daily on the radio at 105.7 The Point | Hubbard Radio in St. Louis, MO.
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Moon tells the story of cleaning out his late father's shed with his son, which quickly turns into a surprisingly emotional conversation about family keepsakes, collecting way too much stuff, and why every dad apparently owns three sledgehammers, twelve mystery tools, and enough spare lumber to rebuild civilization. The gang swaps stories about grandparents, handwritten cards, sentimental treasures, and the impossible task of deciding what deserves to be kept.
Of course, it wouldn't be a comedy podcast without the conversation immediately veering into flying lawnmowers, runaway highway cargo, giant pizza ovens crashing into overpasses, protein trends making baby formula more expensive, tanning bed myths making a comeback, and whether today's health advice changes every six months just to keep everyone confused.
Then comes the scientific discovery nobody asked for—but everyone will remember: the mysterious phenomenon known as "gym penis." The crew investigates the surprisingly legitimate medical explanation behind workout shrinkage, resulting in one of the most ridiculous conversations you'll hear all week.
We also cover changing marijuana habits in America, random facts you can pretend you already knew, Netflix's very first DVD shipment, Red Hot Chili Peppers trivia, China's single time zone, why Nevada still doesn't have a lottery, and yes... exactly how many bags of astronaut waste are still sitting on the moon.
While Rizz is living his best Parisian life—posing in photos where you can barely find him, exploring landmarks, and eating his way across France—the crew decides his vacation deserves one thing: relentless psychological warfare. Instead of wishing him a happy birthday, they're fully committed to convincing him that saying "My condolences, Rizz" has always been the correct greeting. It's organized gaslighting... for friendship.
From there, the episode refuses to slow down.
Lern dives into the latest celebrity news including Slipknot's split with Sid Wilson, Kelly Osbourne's mysterious social media posts, MGK sharing the frightening moment that convinced him to get sober, and the surprisingly real reunion between David Lee Roth and Alex Van Halen... at a TED Talk of all places.
The crew also debates Jelly Roll stepping away from touring, Travis Kelce navigating life under the Taylor Swift spotlight, and why celebrity has become its own business long after the music stops paying the biggest bills.
Movie fans get plenty to chew on as Spider-Man: Brand New Day smashes box office records while one unfortunate theater audience experiences what may be cinema history after one person's catastrophic flatulence reportedly emptied an entire screening. Yes... that actually becomes a serious discussion.
Things somehow become even stranger when the conversation shifts to Lollapalooza, where festival etiquette reaches a brand-new low involving bags of urine being passed through crowds. The gang debates survival strategies for massive concerts, including crowd surfing your way to the restroom before disaster strikes.
You'll also get Today in History, celebrity birthdays, Crap on Celebrities, listener-worthy side conversations, and one of the most ridiculous Porno Birthday segments in recent memory.
If you're looking for a daily comedy podcast packed with sarcastic humor, weird news, celebrity gossip, pop culture commentary, and the kind of conversations that somehow spiral from Paris tourism to protein-shake theater farts, you've found your people.
Florida somehow managed to arrest Superman... and honestly, we're not even surprised anymore. Episode 315 starts with one of the strangest headlines of the week as a man dressed head-to-toe as Superman gets caught burglarizing a boat. Turns out truth, justice, and stealing power tools don't mix very well.
Then things somehow get even weirder.
Tennessee has made it easier to legally own pet raccoons, which sends the crew into an unexpectedly passionate debate about trash pandas, raccoon distribution centers, and why giving tiny burglars opposable thumbs was probably nature's biggest mistake.
We also visit a Canadian town that's spent twenty years living next to over a million liters of rotting fish sauce, discuss why rechargeable hand warmers are suddenly becoming miniature flamethrowers, and explain why home buyers should assume every showing is secretly being recorded.
As if Zillow listings weren't strange enough already, one Colorado home is listed with an occupant who openly refuses to leave after a decade-plus foreclosure battle, creating perhaps the most awkward real estate listing ever posted.
The news keeps rolling with a postal worker accused of stealing a winning lottery ticket, a fox caught red-handed stealing milk deliveries, and one incredibly determined beagle who attempted to consume approximately his own body weight in gummy worms. Naturally, this turns into stories about dogs eating everything from chocolate to rat poison while somehow refusing to die.
We also break down new research showing Utah's lower DUI limit appears to be saving lives before finishing with perhaps the greatest police tactic ever invented: New Jersey officers wearing full ghillie suits disguised as shrubs to catch distracted drivers. It's equal parts genius, ridiculous, and exactly the kind of thing we'd expect to become the internet's next obsession.
Follow The Rizzuto Show → https://linktr.ee/rizzshow for more from your favorite daily comedy show.
Connect with The Rizzuto Show Comedy Podcast online → https://1057thepoint.com/RizzShow.
Hear The Rizz Show daily on the radio at 105.7 The Point | Hubbard Radio in St. Louis, MO.

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