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Rizz returns from Lake of the Ozarks with stories that immediately raise questions about the local water quality, why "Doo Doo Cove" sounds exactly like what everyone thinks it does, and whether anyone should trust a body of water that inspires conversations about E. coli before breakfast. Between luxury boats, lake restaurants, cover bands playing everything from Def Leppard to Stone Temple Pilots, and a nighttime cruise that somehow turns into jokes about "Potty Cove," the crew proves once again that no vacation is safe from relentless roasting.
Lern brings the emotional roller coaster. After performing with her band during one of the hottest weekends of the summer while sticking to Dry July, she shares stories from seeing Graham Nash live, discovering just how emotional Jason Isbell's music can be, and accidentally turning a simple drive home into a philosophical discussion about love, mortality, and asking Tim one of the most uncomfortable hypothetical questions imaginable. Leave it to this show to pivot from crying in the shower to making fun of old people at concerts in less than thirty seconds.
King Scott breaks down his concert at Copper Fire.
The review of Christopher Nolan's The Odyssey, debating where it ranks among Nolan's best films while also recounting one of the most frustrating movie theater experiences imaginable. Apparently, Nicole Kidman can remind everyone to silence their phones, but that doesn't stop a few audience members from treating a three-hour epic like their personal conference room.
Along the way, the gang debates relationship guilt trips after solo vacations, laughs about passive-aggressive texts involving twenty loads of laundry and Beaches, swaps stories from weekend gigs around St. Louis, and somehow finds themselves discussing haunted taverns, giant lake houses, military-themed party boats, and why some people apparently spend millions on yachts that never leave freshwater.
Of course, it wouldn't be The Rizzuto Show without conversations wandering completely off the rails. What starts as a harmless weekend recap turns into debates about movie etiquette, music that absolutely destroys your emotional stability, bizarre lake myths, and one of the funniest recurring bits of the day surrounding "Caca Cove." Add in the infamous Mountain Dew theft story, plenty of listener interaction, sarcastic commentary, and nonstop riffing, and you've got exactly the kind of chaos listeners expect every morning.
Somehow the World Cup finally got a halftime show... and somehow we still found plenty to complain about.
It's Moon Day, which means Neil Armstrong and Buzz Aldrin get the glory while poor Michael Collins gets roasted for being the guy who drove everyone to the moon and wasn't allowed to get out of the car. We imagine the greatest prank NASA never pulled, discuss Bruce Lee, NeverEnding Story, James Gunn, Ozzy Day, and somehow turn historical events into completely unnecessary comedy.
Then it's time for Crap on Celebrities, where Jelly Roll and Bunny XO's divorce, Willie Nelson's latest memoir, Apple Music price hikes, Metallica preparing for The Sphere, Shane Gillis smashing comedy attendance records, Christopher Nolan's The Odyssey, Charlie Sheen family drama, celebrity careers hanging on by a thread, and plenty of entertainment gossip all get thrown into the blender.
Along the way we debate whether stadium comedy is actually fun, argue about the best place to watch Nolan movies, wonder if The Rock needs a career reboot, celebrate Carlos Santana's birthday, and somehow end up discussing Michael Collins' intrusive thoughts while orbiting the moon.
Would you hand over your dating life to artificial intelligence? Better question... would you trust Rafe Williams with your dating profile? That's the completely reasonable debate the gang accidentally has on today's episode of The Rizzuto Show, where one ridiculous idea somehow spirals into an entire discussion about modern dating, catfishing, AI matchmaking, relationship green flags, restaurant red flags, and why everyone's emotional baggage apparently comes with free shipping.
It all starts with Rafe pitching what may be the worst—or greatest—experiment in show history: creating dating app profiles using Rizzuto's photos just to see what kind of chaos happens. Naturally, the room immediately realizes this could destroy friendships, marriages, reputations, and probably a few Terms of Service agreements. The conversation somehow gets even weirder when everyone starts debating whether younger versions of themselves would outperform their current selves on dating apps, complete with AI-generated aging photos and nostalgic stories from the early internet.
Then things take a futuristic turn as the crew dives into a new AI-powered matchmaking service that's arranging dates for college students. Instead of endless swiping, artificial intelligence chooses your match, schedules your date, and may eventually give you conversation topics before you even meet. Convenient? Creepy? A little of both? The gang debates whether we're heading toward a future where AI agents date each other before humans ever have to.
Of course, it wouldn't be The Rizzuto Show without immediately asking ChatGPT to describe everyone's ideal romantic partner. The results are surprisingly deep, unexpectedly hilarious, and occasionally a little too accurate for comfort. Nothing says "healthy discussion" like being emotionally profiled by a chatbot.
Later, the conversation shifts into relationship green flags as the crew breaks down the little traits that instantly make someone more attractive—from confidence and curiosity to financial responsibility, power tools, good posture, and apparently picking things up with your toes.
Finally, they tackle one of the biggest personality tests there is: going out to eat together. How someone treats restaurant staff, orders their meal, handles mistakes, tips, uses their phone, or reacts to cold mashed potatoes might reveal everything you need to know before committing to a second date.

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Would you hand over your dating life to artificial intelligence? Better question... would you trust Rafe Williams with your dating profile? That's the completely reasonable debate the gang accidentally has on today's episode of The Rizzuto Show, where one ridiculous idea somehow spirals into an entire discussion about modern dating, catfishing, AI matchmaking, relationship green flags, restaurant red flags, and why everyone's emotional baggage apparently comes with free shipping.
It all starts with Rafe pitching what may be the worst—or greatest—experiment in show history: creating dating app profiles using Rizzuto's photos just to see what kind of chaos happens. Naturally, the room immediately realizes this could destroy friendships, marriages, reputations, and probably a few Terms of Service agreements. The conversation somehow gets even weirder when everyone starts debating whether younger versions of themselves would outperform their current selves on dating apps, complete with AI-generated aging photos and nostalgic stories from the early internet.
Then things take a futuristic turn as the crew dives into a new AI-powered matchmaking service that's arranging dates for college students. Instead of endless swiping, artificial intelligence chooses your match, schedules your date, and may eventually give you conversation topics before you even meet. Convenient? Creepy? A little of both? The gang debates whether we're heading toward a future where AI agents date each other before humans ever have to.
Of course, it wouldn't be The Rizzuto Show without immediately asking ChatGPT to describe everyone's ideal romantic partner. The results are surprisingly deep, unexpectedly hilarious, and occasionally a little too accurate for comfort. Nothing says "healthy discussion" like being emotionally profiled by a chatbot.
Later, the conversation shifts into relationship green flags as the crew breaks down the little traits that instantly make someone more attractive—from confidence and curiosity to financial responsibility, power tools, good posture, and apparently picking things up with your toes.
Finally, they tackle one of the biggest personality tests there is: going out to eat together. How someone treats restaurant staff, orders their meal, handles mistakes, tips, uses their phone, or reacts to cold mashed potatoes might reveal everything you need to know before committing to a second date.
It's relationship advice... if your therapists were sarcastic morning radio hosts.
Whether you're happily married, endlessly swiping, or just here for the laughs, today's comedy podcast delivers plenty of ridiculous debates, relatable stories, and classic Rizz Show chaos.
If you're looking for a comedy podcast that somehow turns dating apps, AI, and restaurant etiquette into nonstop entertainment, you've found your people.

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Somehow the World Cup finally got a halftime show... and somehow we still found plenty to complain about.
Today's comedy podcast starts with the crew breaking down the most bizarre halftime spectacle imaginable. Madonna appears for what feels like twelve seconds, BTS brings the choreography, Justin Bieber decides the world's biggest sporting event needs an acoustic therapy session, and then Shakira walks out to remind everyone why those hips have never lied. Naturally, we have opinions.
From there, things somehow get even weirder.
It's Moon Day, which means Neil Armstrong and Buzz Aldrin get the glory while poor Michael Collins gets roasted for being the guy who drove everyone to the moon and wasn't allowed to get out of the car. We imagine the greatest prank NASA never pulled, discuss Bruce Lee, NeverEnding Story, James Gunn, Ozzy Day, and somehow turn historical events into completely unnecessary comedy.
Then it's time for Crap on Celebrities, where Jelly Roll and Bunny XO's divorce, Willie Nelson's latest memoir, Apple Music price hikes, Metallica preparing for The Sphere, Shane Gillis smashing comedy attendance records, Christopher Nolan's The Odyssey, Charlie Sheen family drama, celebrity careers hanging on by a thread, and plenty of entertainment gossip all get thrown into the blender.
Along the way we debate whether stadium comedy is actually fun, argue about the best place to watch Nolan movies, wonder if The Rock needs a career reboot, celebrate Carlos Santana's birthday, and somehow end up discussing Michael Collins' intrusive thoughts while orbiting the moon.
Basically... another completely normal morning.
If you like sarcastic humor, weird news, celebrity gossip, movie debates, random history rabbit holes, and friends making each other laugh for no apparent reason, you've found your people.
Thanks for hanging out with us for another comedy podcast filled with questionable opinions, unnecessary arguments, and just enough actual information to keep things interesting.
If you laughed even once today, mission accomplished.
We'll be back tomorrow with even more chaos.
Thanks for making us part of your morning—and thanks for supporting this comedy podcast every single day.

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Some people spend the weekend relaxing. The Rizzuto Show somehow turns one weekend into enough material for an entire daily comedy episode.
Rizz returns from Lake of the Ozarks with stories that immediately raise questions about the local water quality, why "Doo Doo Cove" sounds exactly like what everyone thinks it does, and whether anyone should trust a body of water that inspires conversations about E. coli before breakfast. Between luxury boats, lake restaurants, cover bands playing everything from Def Leppard to Stone Temple Pilots, and a nighttime cruise that somehow turns into jokes about "Potty Cove," the crew proves once again that no vacation is safe from relentless roasting.
Meanwhile, Lern brings the emotional roller coaster. After performing with her band during one of the hottest weekends of the summer while sticking to Dry July, she shares stories from seeing Graham Nash live, discovering just how emotional Jason Isbell's music can be, and accidentally turning a simple drive home into a philosophical discussion about love, mortality, and asking Tim one of the most uncomfortable hypothetical questions imaginable. Leave it to this show to pivot from crying in the shower to making fun of old people at concerts in less than thirty seconds.
Rafe also checks in with his review of Christopher Nolan's The Odyssey, debating where it ranks among Nolan's best films while also recounting one of the most frustrating movie theater experiences imaginable. Apparently, Nicole Kidman can remind everyone to silence their phones, but that doesn't stop a few audience members from treating a three-hour epic like their personal conference room.
Along the way, the gang debates relationship guilt trips after solo vacations, laughs about passive-aggressive texts involving twenty loads of laundry and Beaches, swaps stories from weekend gigs around St. Louis, and somehow finds themselves discussing haunted taverns, giant lake houses, military-themed party boats, and why some people apparently spend millions on yachts that never leave freshwater.
Of course, it wouldn't be The Rizzuto Show without conversations wandering completely off the rails. What starts as a harmless weekend recap turns into debates about movie etiquette, music that absolutely destroys your emotional stability, bizarre lake myths, and one of the funniest recurring bits of the day surrounding "Doo Doo Cove." Add in the infamous Mountain Dew theft story, plenty of listener interaction, sarcastic commentary, and nonstop riffing, and you've got exactly the kind of chaos listeners expect every morning.
Whether you're listening on your commute, at work, or pretending to be productive, this daily comedy delivers ridiculous stories, genuine laughs, surprising moments of sincerity, and the chemistry that's made The Rizzuto Show one of St. Louis' favorite morning shows.
If you enjoy comedy, pop culture, weird news, listener stories, celebrity commentary, and a group of friends who can turn literally any topic into organized chaos, this episode has everything you're looking for. And if you've ever trusted suspicious-looking lake water...well...good luck.
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Rizz is packing up for his only Lake of the Ozarks trip of the summer, Rose Gold Gun hitmaker King Scott sings some Simon and Garfunkel, and the hidden financial nightmare of competitive cheerleading. Between mandatory practices, travel tournaments, fundraising, choreography week, and enough expenses to qualify as a second mortgage, parents everywhere are going to feel seen. Rizz even reveals the absolutely ridiculous amount of money he offered his daughter to quit competitive cheer... and she turned him down.
The conversation somehow shifts into whether America should finally stop changing the clocks twice a year, why permanent daylight saving time already failed once in the 1970s, and whether today's world could actually handle months of kids waiting for school buses in complete darkness.
Then things take a turn only this show could make entertaining.
The crew dives headfirst into what may officially become "Diarrhea Summer" after thousands of reported illnesses connected to contaminated lettuce. They break down the parasite behind the outbreak, why Taco Bell voluntarily removed lettuce from restaurants, how to tell the difference between ordinary food poisoning and something much worse, and why absolutely nobody is going to Taco Bell for the lettuce anyway.
Naturally, that spirals into discussions about parasite cleanses, tapeworm weight-loss schemes, and whether anyone would voluntarily host a parasite if it meant fitting into smaller jeans.
Because apparently that wasn't weird enough, Rizz asks the question no one was prepared to answer: if scientists could grow meat using your own DNA, would eating it count as cannibalism? The debate quickly becomes one of the strangest conversations we've ever had as the crew imagines Rizz Burgers, Learn Nuggets, Sweet Baby Rafe barbecue sauce, and whether farting yourself after eating yourself somehow completes the circle of life.
The weird science keeps rolling as the crew explores why humans stopped eating other humans in the first place, the diseases that made cannibalism one of history's worst survival strategies, and how biology—not just morality—may have shaped one of humanity's biggest taboos.
As if that wasn't enough, the second half of the episode becomes one giant food argument. Ketchup on hot dogs. Pineapple on pizza. Steak temperatures. Miracle Whip versus mayonnaise. Fried pickles. Cilantro. Black licorice. Banana bread with walnuts. Tomato sandwiches. Pickle juice. Nearly every classic food debate gets thrown onto the table, and everyone has an opinion they're willing to defend.
Will George Wallace officially earn his third-timer status? . The crew is hit with an unbelievable story about a dog discovered locked inside an apartment after its owners moved away, sparking a passionate conversation about animal rescue, fostering, shelters, and exactly how furious everyone becomes when people treat animals like disposable furniture.
Florida once again proves reality is funnier than fiction when a 76-year-old woman receives a randomly assigned license plate that accidentally spells out "SQUEEZE ASS." Naturally, the crew spends way too much time imagining life inside a retirement community where everyone suddenly becomes interested in Nancy's new ride.
The laughs continue with another packed edition of Crap on Celebrities featuring Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce wedding updates, Blink-182 collectibles, Slipknot recording dozens of new songs, Lana Del Rey's upcoming albums, Christopher Nolan's The Odyssey, celebrity birthdays, Star Wars movie memorabilia selling for millions, and an unexpectedly passionate debate ranking every Christopher Nolan film ever made.
Somehow the conversation also includes Batman, Luke Skywalker's lightsaber, Matt Damon, Al Roker, grandparents, Super Troopers, George Wallace preparations, and enough random detours to remind everyone why no meeting on this show ever stays on the agenda.
This episode kicks off with Kevin Smith dropping in before the crew dives headfirst into the newest airline seating experiments. Would you actually pay extra for an empty middle seat? Is Premium Economy worth it? Would Rafe really spend five grand for a business-class pod to Paris? The debate quickly becomes less about travel and more about the realities of being a large human trapped inside airplane geometry.
Then the chaos truly begins.
Rafe revisits some of the biggest comedy moments from the first half of the year during an unforgettable eMemorium retrospective. That means revisiting legendary fake productions like "Inner Shaft," celebrating the mysterious "Ozempic Penis" phenomenon, checking back in with the radioactive St. Louis monkeys and goat that somehow evolved into the "Lazy Entitled Millennial Monkeys," pitching Bravo's next hit dating disaster "Dukes of Haggard," and replaying Steven Tyler's heartfelt (and completely ridiculous) voicemail before Lern's surgery.
As always, the crew somehow manages to make parody songs even more ridiculous than the news stories that inspired them.
The episode wraps with this week's eMemorium honoring entertainment legends, remembering beloved local musician Bobby Rollins, catching a fake death rumor in real time, and teasing another round of Friday Fail Stories involving fake anatomy, bad criminals, and Instagram proving once again that some people really shouldn't have internet access.

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This license plate has a woman's retirement community doing a double take
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