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This episode starts innocently enough with a discussion about pools… and then immediately spirals into why swimming is actually disgusting once you think about it for more than five seconds. The crew debates pools vs. sport courts, whether owning a pool is worth the constant maintenance and rage, and why public pools are basically a social experiment that humanity keeps failing.
From there, things get unhinged fast. The show dives deep into pool etiquette, including the rudest things people do at pools — peeing in the water (obviously), hogging lounge chairs, blasting music, letting kids run feral, and pretending chlorine is a personality trait. That leads to a full existential breakdown about how much pee is in pools, whether “pee-detecting chemicals” are real, and why kiddie pools and swim-up bars should come with warning labels.
Somehow, this turns into a horrifying but hilarious conversation about lakes, rivers, float trips, cruises, dead bodies in water, bacteria, brain-eating amoebas, and why the phrase “the Earth cleans itself” is doing a lot of heavy lifting. If you’ve ever floated a river, swam at Lake of the Ozarks, or been on a cruise ship, you may never feel clean again.
The back half of the show brings the chaos home with Do It Bitch, as Lern takes over hosting duties and throws the guys into competitive trivia involving music, bars, and venues — complete with trash talk, questionable rulings, cousin rivalry, and the looming threat of the airsoft gun.
By the end, the only thing everyone agrees on is this: everyone is peeing in the pool, nobody’s getting out to do it, and once you know that… there’s no going back.

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Welcome to your daily comedy podcast, where absolutely nothing makes sense and we like it that way.
Today’s show kicks off with a story that nobody asked for but everyone will remember forever: a 73-year-old former born-again Christian reinventing herself as an escort named Busty Granny. She spent decades in prayer and celibacy, then hit 57, downloaded the internet, and said “oh… THIS is what we’ve been missing.” Now she’s got clients young enough to still have homework and zero interest in OnlyFans because, quote, that sounds boring. Inspirational? Traumatizing? Both.
Then we get into the most depressing career math of all time: a woman casually sings seven words into her phone for a Dr Pepper jingle and walks away with $2 million, while the rest of us are out here working full-time jobs and eating gas-station sandwiches. Naturally, this leads to the crew trying to invent jingles for every brand that will absolutely never call back.
Somehow that spirals into one of the most fun debates we’ve had in a while — the biggest debut albums of all time. We’re talking massive numbers, MTV miracles, and how one 4am spin turned a “failed” album into a 50-million-copy monster. Along the way we argue, forget basic facts, remember them loudly, and realize radio used to be way more powerful than TikTok will ever admit.
Movies get dragged (respectfully… mostly), Brendan Fraser gets the comeback love he deserves, and we debate whether seeing a movie in a theater automatically adds two letter grades just because popcorn exists.
Woody returns to the Bud Light Studio and suddenly it’s 2013 again — except now everyone’s older, colder, and way more into arguing about shoes. This episode of The Rizzuto Show is a full-blown comedy podcast reunion that spirals immediately into chaos, as Rizz and Woody pick up exactly where they left off… which is apparently roasting California people for being weak in the cold, questioning why scarves exist, and debating whether New Balance, Hokas, or Nikes are officially “dad shoes” this week.
In Crap on Celebrities, we hit everything from band lawsuits and surprise documentaries to tour dropouts, concert ticket chaos, and some genuinely heartbreaking but honest conversations about aging, memory, and how terrifying it is to not know what’s happening inside your own brain.
We also celebrate birthdays, overshare existential dread, and somehow end the show discussing a literal geyser of poop water blasting into the Potomac River — because if we’re going to spiral, we’re doing it together.

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Daily Show Notes:
City of Dellwood deploys snow plows to assist with Riverview’s covered roads
Commercial trucks blamed for quickly depleting St. Louis free salt supply
‘Chimp Crazy’ star Tonia Haddix appeals her nearly 4-year sentence in Tonka case
The states growing – and shrinking – the fastest, according to Census estimates
73-year-old grandmother who practiced 40 years of celibacy opens up on life as an escort
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Welcome to your daily comedy podcast, where absolutely nothing makes sense and we like it that way.
Today’s show kicks off with a story that nobody asked for but everyone will remember forever: a 73-year-old former born-again Christian reinventing herself as an escort named Busty Granny. She spent decades in prayer and celibacy, then hit 57, downloaded the internet, and said “oh… THIS is what we’ve been missing.” Now she’s got clients young enough to still have homework and zero interest in OnlyFans because, quote, that sounds boring. Inspirational? Traumatizing? Both.
Then we get into the most depressing career math of all time: a woman casually sings seven words into her phone for a Dr Pepper jingle and walks away with $2 million, while the rest of us are out here working full-time jobs and eating gas-station sandwiches. Naturally, this leads to the crew trying to invent jingles for every brand that will absolutely never call back.
Somehow that spirals into one of the most fun debates we’ve had in a while — the biggest debut albums of all time. We’re talking massive numbers, MTV miracles, and how one 4am spin turned a “failed” album into a 50-million-copy monster. Along the way we argue, forget basic facts, remember them loudly, and realize radio used to be way more powerful than TikTok will ever admit.
Movies get dragged (respectfully… mostly), Brendan Fraser gets the comeback love he deserves, and we debate whether seeing a movie in a theater automatically adds two letter grades just because popcorn exists.
In Crap on Celebrities, we hit everything from band lawsuits and surprise documentaries to tour dropouts, concert ticket chaos, and some genuinely heartbreaking but honest conversations about aging, memory, and how terrifying it is to not know what’s happening inside your own brain.
We also celebrate birthdays, overshare existential dread, and somehow end the show discussing a literal geyser of poop water blasting into the Potomac River — because if we’re going to spiral, we’re doing it together.
It’s another daily comedy podcast episode packed with weird news, pop culture, dark laughs, and moments where we all pause and go, “Wait… are we okay?”
Spoiler: probably not. But at least we’re funny.

MUSIC
Motley Crue has officially won its heated legal battle against former guitarist Mick Mars.
Lainey Wilson sure has kept herself busy. It was just announced that Netflix has officially acquired the new documentary "Lainey Wilson: Keepin' Country Cool". It drops on April 22nd.

Two more artists have dropped out of the 2026 Rock the Country Festival. Morgan Wade and Carter Faith are no longer part of the lineup. And neither artist has shared an official reason for stepping away. Their exit comes just days after Ludacris also dropped out. His team called his original booking a "mix-up." The festival is headlined by Kid Rock and will feature Jason Aldean, Jelly Roll, Miranda Lambert, and more.
In other Kid Rock News – he went to Congress to confront an issue we're all united on: How much Ticketmaster and Live Nation charge for shows.

Quick Hits:
Post Malone, Andrew Watt, Chad Smith, Duff McKagan, and Slash will perform a special tribute to Ozzy Osbourne during the Grammys on Sunday night.
Jack White posted a video showing off the next Third Man Vault package, Jimi Hendrix's Valley of the Jams 1969-1970. Check it out on Instagram.
Tom Morello and Rise Against will headline A Concert of Solidarity & Resistance to Defend Minnesota Friday at noon at First Avenue in Minneapolis.

TV
The fourth season of Ted Lasso is set to debut this summer.

Stephen Colbert announced on "Late Night With Seth Meyers" that the final episode of "The Late Show" will air on Thursday, May 21.

MOVING ON INTO MOVIE NEWS:
Matthew Lillard recently caught a stray from Quentin Tarantino when he said he didn't care for him. But that resulted in an outpouring of love that made Matthew feel like he was living through his own wake.

Actress and producer Patricia Schneider has filed for divorce from Rob Schneider, describing their 15-year marriage as "irretrievably broken" with no chance of reconciliation.

Bill Cosby has admitted under oath that he obtained prescriptions for Quaaludes specifically to give to women.
Bruce Willis’ wife, Emma says Bruce is unaware of his frontotemporal dementia diagnosis.
AND FINALLY
Here are five of the BEST:
1. Jack Black: "I was begging my boss for an extra shift, he overheard and tipped me $100 on a $20ish tab. From then on, he never left me less than a $50 tip and would always check in with me when it was the end of the month to make sure I had rent cash."
2. Harrison Ford: "My uncle said that he's incredibly nice and took the whole crew out for lunch to thank them for working on his helicopter."
3. Justin Bieber: "He was by himself at a mall, and he wasn't trying to be incognito . . . He drew me in with a big hug and chatted me up. He was lovely."
4. John Travolta: "The guy is totally down to earth . . . He is also someone who asks a lot of questions and is actually interested in what you have to say."
5. Dolly Parton: "Can confirm that she's just as great as you'd assume. She was just so nice to everyone. She was a lot smaller than I expected."
Here are five of the WORST:
1. Jennifer Lopez: "She was super rude and dismissive . . . and had this attitude that she was better than you."
2. Jenna Fischer from "The Office": "[She] was really difficult to work with. Just really demanding."
3. Jared Leto: "[He's] a narcissistic [A-hole]. He complains about every single thing and really enjoys being difficult. I think he does it for fun."
4. Diana Ross: "[She] cut in front of me at the airport check-in counter once . . . I was flabbergasted by this lady who had the guts to sweep in front of us AND touch the gate agent's computer."
5. John Cusack: "Outside of a restaurant: 'Hey, Mr. Cusack, I like your movies.' . . . 'I don't care.'"
AND THAT IS YOUR CRAP ON CELEBRITIES!

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Woody returns to the Bud Light Studio and suddenly it’s 2013 again — except now everyone’s older, colder, and way more into arguing about shoes. This episode of The Rizzuto Show is a full-blown comedy podcast reunion that spirals immediately into chaos, as Rizz and Woody pick up exactly where they left off… which is apparently roasting California people for being weak in the cold, questioning why scarves exist, and debating whether New Balance, Hokas, or Nikes are officially “dad shoes” this week.
Things escalate quickly when the guys break down the modern shoe game, how trends make zero sense, and why no one under 25 wears no-show socks anymore. From there, it’s a straight shot into the wild world of Facebook Marketplace deals that are absolutely stolen, including microwaves pulled from sketchy storage units and a $3,000 TV somehow purchased for $300. No red flags. Totally normal behavior.
Then Woody casually drops the fact that he now flies planes — because of course he does. The conversation turns into stories about fighter jets, Thunderbirds, puke planes, skydiving disasters, and why his plane has a literal parachute for the entire aircraft. Somehow this leads to musicians who fly themselves to gigs, Dexter Holland from The Offspring being smarter than all of us combined, and Moon once again questioning every life choice that involves aviation.
Just when you think things might calm down, the show takes a hard left turn into legendary Hotshots stories — glitter disasters, wet t-shirt contest bathwater, people doing unspeakable things in parking lots, and the horrifying realization that many of those memories are now over a decade old. It’s uncomfortable, hilarious, and deeply on brand.
This episode is everything you want from a daily comedy show: old friends, dumb arguments, unbelievable stories, and absolutely no attempt to stay on topic. If you like sarcastic humor, weird news energy, and conversations that feel like they should not be happening on the radio, this comedy podcast episode delivers.
Hit play, laugh uncomfortably, and remember why this is your favorite comedy podcast to begin with.

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It’s another beautifully unhinged daily comedy show, and the Rizz Show crew wastes absolutely no time proving why we can’t have nice things.
First up: the City of St. Louis tries to do something wholesome by offering free salt at firehouses so people can prep for icy sidewalks. Sounds great, right? Wrong. Commercial trucks immediately roll in, scoop up everything like it’s a Costco sample, and leave regular residents staring at empty piles wondering how humanity failed so fast. Libertarian pilot program: officially canceled.
Then we shift to hockey fashion crimes as Moon gets roasted for wearing a Blues jersey that apparently doesn’t meet corporate sponsor requirements. Nothing says “Stanley Cup pride” like being told to remove the most expensive shirt you own. Add cowboy hats, Monster Energy jokes, and a QuickTrip roast, and suddenly Blues Night is already off the rails.
Things only escalate from there. Remember Chimp Crazy? Of course you do. Tanya Haddock is back in the news, appealing her federal prison sentence after lying about a chimp’s death, hiding Tonka in a basement, and allegedly going on the run with him like some kind of primate-themed crime thriller. The crew debates whether “loving animals too much” is a legal defense while imagining U.S. Marshals finding a chimp in her prison cell.
From there, it’s census chaos. Missouri gained population — barely — and the crew tries (and fails) to guess how many people actually live in the state. Texas keeps stealing everyone, Idaho is apparently full of bunkers and cult vibes, and St. Louis gets dragged as one of the “ugliest cities in America” by a mystery comedian who clearly didn’t hit the Zoo (it’s free, by the way).
We wrap with Valentine’s Day pressure, lingerie shopping anxiety, nudie magazine nostalgia, and why buying your partner underwear is either romantic… or a trap.

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