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Melissa donated $5,000 to Ronald McDonald House Charities of St. Louis during Donny Fandango's Radiothon earlier this year and decided to spend her 40th birthday with The Rizzuto Show. An incredibly generous decision followed by several questionable ones.
In this funny podcast, Melissa officially joins the crew for a morning packed with helicopter horror stories, a massive Powerball winner in Quincy, Rafe finding a new father figure at the hardware store, Halloween decorations getting weird, and Melissa revealing that she casually drives around with a Santa skeleton named Bobert in her back seat.
Then we put the birthday girl to work. Melissa gets her first live commercial read for The Iron Grip — an extremely fake and extremely inappropriate adult novelty store — before the show dives headfirst into the legendary Richard Gere gerbil rumor and the journalist who spent SIX YEARS investigating how one of Hollywood’s greatest urban legends spread before social media even existed. This funny podcast also tackles Bruce Campbell, celebrity gossip, Cindy Crawford hypotheticals and the important question of whether ten years with her would be worth becoming “Gerbil Boy” for life.
Finally, Melissa teams up with Rafe for Do It Bitch, where breakfast foods, ocean-bordering states, soda brands and musical instruments suddenly become impossible when you only have ten seconds to think. Geography betrays Melissa, Lern goes on a heater, and the birthday celebration ends exactly how every $5,000 charitable donation should: with Melissa getting shot in the butt with an airsoft gun.
One 40th birthday and absolutely no dignity left behind. It’s another funny podcast from The Rizzuto Show — and Melissa definitely got the full experience.
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Melissa is celebrating her 40th birthday with The Rizzuto Show, Rafe is preparing to claim an entire weekend for HIS birthday, and somewhere in St. Charles, a taco restaurant has fallen.
We begin this comedy show with birthday business.
Rafe’s birthday is September 30th, but a Wednesday birthday simply isn’t good enough for a man who understands branding. So he’s claiming the following weekend and bringing four shows to the St. Charles Funny Bone, complete with guest comics, surprise appearances and improvised stand-up based on audience suggestions.
Melissa even gets recruited to promote the shows. Her sales pitch? Rafe is hilarious, you’ll laugh until you cry, and his opening comics are great, too. Rafe then requests a special birthday greeting in Melissa’s signature delivery.
Tickets sold... Probably.
Talking about the Funny Bone naturally leads to the dining options around St. Charles, where the crew discovers the former Mission Taco/Session Taco location has apparently closed.
RIP tacos. The mean streets of St. Charles remain undefeated.
Fortunately, there are still plenty of options for anybody planning dinner before Rafe’s show, including the possibility of absolutely destroying yourself at a Brazilian steakhouse before waddling into the comedy club carrying enough meat to hibernate through winter.
Rizz knows the danger. The card stays green. The meat keeps coming.
Eventually, your body starts sending emergency alerts.
Rafe suggests a simple plan: MEAT up, then MEET up. Comedy AND wordplay.
We’re earning our FCC license today.
But enough birthday promotion. It’s time for the main event:
Do It Bitch.
Team Rafe and Melissa takes on Team Lern and Moon in a best-of-five battle where gamblers bid on how many items their partners can name from a category in ten seconds.
If you think the other team has bid too high?
Do it, bitch. Simple.
Except nothing becomes simple once a microphone and ten-second timer are involved.
The first category is standard breakfast foods.
Melissa starts conservatively, but the bidding quickly climbs until Moon says Lern can name seven.
Challenge accepted.
Lern steps up and immediately rattles off eggs, bacon, fruit, pancakes, French toast, omelets, sausage and oatmeal. Done.
She even throws in an extra answer for good measure.
Team Lern and Moon takes the early lead, and Melissa gets her first lesson in competitive morning radio: Confidence is wonderful until somebody turns on the clock.
Then comes geography. Oh no.
The category is U.S. states that touch an ocean, with Gulf states also accepted.
Lern knows Moon is well traveled and confidently opens at seven. Rafe knows Melissa specifically warned him before the game that geography might not be her strongest category. Unfortunately, gambling requires courage.
The bid reaches eight. Lern calls it. Melissa is up.
New York. New Jersey. Pennsylvania. Maine. Michigan. And then everything falls apart. Pennsylvania isn’t helping. Michigan is busy hanging out with the Great Lakes. And suddenly the Pacific Coast may as well be located on another planet.
Melissa discovers the brutal truth of this comedy show: knowing something while sitting comfortably at home and knowing something while Rizz stares at you with ten seconds on the clock are two completely different forms of intelligence.
Round three brings soft drinks. Surely this will be easier.
The bidding climbs all the way to nine brands, and Lern gets another opportunity to put the game away.
Pepsi. Coca-Cola. Dr Pepper. Mountain Dew. 7UP. Sprite. Mr. Pibb. A&W Root Beer. And then… “Mother EFF!” TIME.
She nearly gets there, but her insistence on saying “we have” between practically every answer burns precious seconds.
Suddenly Rafe and Melissa are still alive. Barely. Meanwhile, another mystery has developed inside the studio. There is something weird on the door. It’s wet. It’s greasy. Nobody knows exactly what it is. People keep touching it despite repeatedly discussing how disgusting it feels.
Eventually, the working theory becomes that somebody used the wrong cleaning product on the door plates while preparing for the boss to visit. This does not stop the show from giving the substance a significantly worse nickname. Professional broadcasting.
Round four arrives. The category: Musical instruments. This should be perfect for Moon. Lern immediately says he can name nine. Rafe knows she’s probably right. So when the bidding reaches ten for Melissa, there’s nowhere left to run. Do it.
Melissa needs ten instruments in ten seconds to keep her team alive. She steps to the microphone.
Bass. Drums. Violin. Harp. And then the human brain simply closes for business. Panic. Silence. The birthday girl is toast.
Team Lern and Moon wins, with Rafe giving Lern full credit for playing a ridiculously strong game. Unfortunately, this is Do It Bitch. Winning isn’t merely about pride. The losers get shot with an airsoft gun. And because Melissa wanted the COMPLETE Rizz Show birthday experience, she’s apparently willing to take her punishment.
Moon is considerably less enthusiastic about shooting a guest. Rizz insists. Moon refuses. An ethical debate erupts over who should administer the punishment, complete with arguments about executioners, judges, feminism and whether refusing to shoot the birthday girl actually represents equality. Totally normal workplace discussion. Eventually Lern steps in to handle it. Melissa gets into position.
Three… Two… One… SHOT. And her reaction? Basically nothing.
After all that buildup, Melissa says it didn’t really hurt. She’s had Nerf darts hurt worse.
The crew is stunned because everybody else acts like getting hit with this thing is equivalent to being struck by artillery.
Melissa casually explains that she’s probably going to bruise but otherwise seems completely unbothered.
Rafe’s medical diagnosis? Maybe she has an ass-circulation problem. Excellent.
So what have we learned? Rafe is commandeering an entire weekend for his birthday. Brazilian steakhouses should come with recovery rooms. Lern is terrifyingly good at breakfast. Melissa should avoid geography categories. Saying “we have” nine times is a terrible speed-game strategy. Four musical instruments can suddenly feel like the complete history of music. Never touch unidentified substances on studio doors. And if you donate thousands of dollars to charity and spend your birthday with The Rizzuto Show, we might celebrate your generosity by shooting you in the butt.
This comedy show is nothing if not hospitable. Happy birthday, Melissa. Happy early birthday, Rafe. And rest in peace, St. Charles tacos. You deserved better.
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Melissa donated $5,000 to Ronald McDonald House Charities of St. Louis through Donny Fandango's Radiothon, chose to spend her 40th birthday hanging out with The Rizzuto Show, and was immediately rewarded with the prestigious broadcasting opportunity every aspiring radio personality dreams about:
Reading an endorsement for a fake adult novelty store called The Iron Grip.
Welcome to radio, Melissa.
Today’s funny podcast wastes absolutely no time making our birthday guest regret her generosity. Melissa joins the on-air family, gets drafted onto Rafe’s team for Do It Bitch, and is handed what appears to be a legitimate live commercial for a brand-new sponsor in Edwardsville.
Except The Iron Grip apparently specializes exclusively in adult products shaped like fists.
Big ones. Small ones. Glow-in-the-dark ones.
There’s a “Heavyweight Champion,” a “Double-Ended Sparring Partner” and, naturally, the Southpaw Special Starter Kit.
Melissa powers through the commercial like a professional while everybody else completely loses it, only for Rizz to announce some devastating breaking news immediately afterward:
The client canceled.
One read and they’re gone.
Advertising is a brutal business.
From there, the show gets considerably more serious as Rafe and Rizz discuss Evil Dead legend Bruce Campbell and his candid comments about his cancer diagnosis.
Campbell says doctors have given him a five-year prognosis, but his attitude toward it is about as Bruce Campbell as you’d expect. He plans to keep working, keep pursuing the projects he loves and deal with his health problems as they arrive instead of allowing the diagnosis to define whatever time comes next.
The crew talks about his career, his incredible deadpan comedy, the evolution of Evil Dead from horror into campy horror-comedy and why Campbell deserves even more credit for turning Ash into such an iconic character.
It’s thoughtful.
It’s sincere.
It’s genuinely moving.
So obviously we immediately follow it with Richard Gere and a gerbil.
Welcome back.
Rizz introduces what may be one of the greatest pieces of investigative journalism ever attempted: a reporter apparently spent SIX YEARS investigating the origins of the infamous Richard Gere gerbil urban legend.
Six years.
Not Watergate.
Not organized crime.
Gerbilgate.
The rumor predates social media, Reddit and basically every modern mechanism capable of turning nonsense into accepted historical fact within eleven minutes. Yet somehow the story spread across America and became so famous that people who had never met one another were all hearing slightly different versions of the exact same ridiculous tale.
According to the investigation discussed on the show, one major accelerant was a fraudulent press release supposedly from an animal-rights organization that was faxed to newsrooms and Hollywood agencies around Los Angeles.
Remember fax machines?
Apparently misinformation had to work much harder back then.
The legend mutated as it traveled. Different versions involved different hospitals, different objects and increasingly elaborate details, while alleged secret X-rays and other “evidence” became part of the mythology.
The crew starts wondering why everyone believed it.
Was it because Richard Gere was handsome, famous and married to Cindy Crawford, so society collectively decided the universe needed to humble him?
Rafe has a theory.
If one man gets to spend years married to prime Cindy Crawford, maybe everybody else needs to believe that guy has at least ONE extremely bizarre flaw.
Thus, the scales of justice demand a gerbil.
Which leads to the important hypothetical question nobody had ever requested:
Would you accept ten years with Cindy Crawford if everyone believed the Richard Gere rumor was about YOU?
Rafe is in.
Rizz is negotiating the terms.
Moon doesn’t care about rumors.
Lern is apparently serving as legal counsel.
This funny podcast has officially become a contract negotiation nobody should ever put in writing.
The conversation then spirals beautifully into Richard Gere attempting to visit a hypothetical pet store, South Park’s Lemmiwinks, Cindy Crawford’s Illinois roots, Gere’s feud with Sylvester Stallone during The Lords of Flatbush, and the glorious collection of celebrity urban legends that existed before anybody could simply Google whether they were complete garbage.
Marilyn Manson’s rib.
Gene Simmons’ tongue.
Rod Stewart.
Bon Jovi.
Jamie Lee Curtis.
And because every generation apparently deserves its own completely ridiculous celebrity rumor, Rizz nominates Machine Gun Kelly for future service.
Congratulations, MGK.
You weren’t consulted.
Then Lern brings us Crap on Celebrities, where things get slightly less gerbil-intensive but no less chaotic.
The crew discusses the controversy surrounding Macklemore being removed from Ed Sheeran’s tour after his pro-Palestinian comments, followed by multiple opening acts withdrawing in solidarity. Ed Sheeran says the decision wasn’t his and that promoters and venue operators ultimately made the call after venues threatened not to host dates.
Rafe checks the imaginary breaking-news wire and reports that Ed Sheeran has now quit his own tour.
He walked out on himself.
Solidarity has reached its final form.
There’s also speculation about Justin Bieber and Harry Styles as potential future Super Bowl halftime performers, although neither had actually been approached according to the story being discussed.
Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce have reportedly installed automated security warnings around their massive Ohio property, giving Rizz yet another piece of technology he desperately wants at his own house.
Get too close?
BACK UP.
Honestly, Rizz might install one inside the studio.
Kelly Osbourne opens up about one of her final conversations with Ozzy and the estrangement between Kelly and her older sister Aimee, leading the crew to remember how remarkable it was that one member of the Osbourne family managed to stay largely outside the reality-TV circus while practically everyone around her became massively famous.
Moon declares that decision extremely metal.
Correct.
Robert De Niro is reportedly in talks to play legendary Dodgers manager Tommy Lasorda in a biopic, which immediately creates a new Hollywood controversy nobody saw coming:
Why is Robert De Niro stealing jobs from fat guys?
Finally, justice.
Lern also discovers several pieces of music history that everyone apparently deleted from their brains, including Paul Rodgers performing with Queen and Ozzy Osbourne scoring a Top 10 hit decades after “Close My Eyes Forever” thanks to his collaboration with Post Malone and Travis Scott on “Take What You Want.”
Moon’s conclusion?
None of this happened.
Lern is inserting facts from an alternate reality.
And frankly, after spending this much time discussing Richard Gere, we’re no longer qualified to determine what is real.
Then it’s finally time to celebrate Melissa turning 40.
She shares her birthday with Amy Poehler, Nick Jonas, Alexis Bledel, Marc Anthony, Jennifer Tilly, Richard Marx, David Copperfield and several others.
But Melissa isn’t finished earning her $5,000 donation.
After already surviving The Iron Grip commercial, the birthday girl is handed one more prestigious broadcasting assignment:
Reading the Porno Birthday.
She handles that one like a champion, too.
Melissa came to The Rizzuto Show for her 40th birthday and got fake commercials, celebrity gossip, gerbil journalism and an extremely questionable birthday-reading assignment.
And she STILL has to play Do It Bitch with the crew.
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It’s Hump Day, Melissa’s birthday, and somehow a perfectly innocent celebration turns into helicopters, billion-dollar lottery tickets, homoerotic contractor pranks, seductive Halloween pumpkins, Yellowstone garbage and grown men discovering emotions inside a hardware store.
So, basically, Wednesday.
Today’s daily comedy starts with a very special guest joining The Rizzuto Show. Melissa donated $5,000 directly to Ronald McDonald House Charities of St. Louis through Donny Fandango's Radiothon, and her reward — or punishment, depending on how you view this program — is spending her birthday sitting in with Rizz, Lern, Moon, Rafe and Devon.
She’s officially part of the show for the morning, which means she also gets the complete Rizz Show experience: jelly bean threats, potential internet trolls and absolutely no guarantee that the conversation will remain normal for more than 45 seconds.
Happy birthday, Melissa. You paid for this.
Rizz kicks things off by offering a choice between good luck and bad luck.
Naturally, everyone chooses bad luck.
And BAD luck arrives immediately.
The crew talks about their experiences flying in helicopters, including Lern’s Blackhawk ride, Moon sitting in the co-pilot seat during a Grand Canyon helicopter tour as a kid, Rafe rappelling from military helicopters and Rizz taking a helicopter tour around St. Louis.
Cool experiences.
Then Rizz brings up a horrifying helicopter crash story involving a news chopper that went down in California while heading to cover another deadly crash.
The helicopter reportedly crashed into a commercial lot, killing the reporter, pilot and a person on the ground.
Which leads to one of those deeply uncomfortable Rizz Show questions nobody expects to answer before breakfast:
What song would you want playing in your headphones if a helicopter was falling directly toward you?
“Free Bird.”
“Stairway to Heaven.”
“For Whom the Bell Tolls.”
“Fly Like an Eagle.”
Morbid? Absolutely.
But if fate is going full Final Destination, apparently this crew wants a decent soundtrack.
Fortunately, the bad-luck story gets followed by some VERY good luck.
Remember that massive Powerball ticket sold in Quincy, Illinois?
The winner has officially stepped forward.
He reportedly bought ONE $2 Quick Pick ticket and won a jackpot worth more than $1 billion before ultimately choosing the roughly $450.5 million lump-sum option before taxes.
Not a bad return on two bucks.
The anonymous winner instantly gives the show another opportunity to revisit its complicated relationship with Quincy, including the infamous horse stories that the city would probably appreciate us forgetting sometime before 2050.
Moon even admits he once encountered a guy wearing a Quincy shirt on a cruise and felt morally obligated to explain exactly what that shirt might mean to certain Rizz Show listeners.
Public service.
You’re welcome, Quincy.
The crew debates whether lottery winners should remain anonymous, whether you take the lump sum or annuity and what happens when hundreds of millions of dollars suddenly land in your account.
Rafe’s answer basically involves buying an island.
Everyone else is trying to calculate investments.
And somewhere in Quincy, one extremely rich person is hopefully shopping for a Lamborghini while desperately avoiding everyone he has ever met.
Then the conversation somehow becomes homeownership.
Rafe has had contractors working around his house and discovers somebody left him a very special Easter egg in the basement: two extremely adult playing cards strategically displayed near a papasan chair.
Meaning every contractor walking downstairs may have assumed Rafe had constructed the saddest private viewing lounge in St. Louis.
Nobody knows who did it.
Rafe has a suspect.
The prankster remains at large.
Homeownership also means Rafe needs tools, lawn equipment and all the other accessories required to slowly transform a comedian into Hank Hill.
That brings us to the true love story of today’s daily comedy:
Rafe and Rick’s Ace Hardware.
Rafe went shopping and apparently experienced customer service so wonderful that he nearly had an emotional breakthrough between the lawnmowers and leaf blowers.
The store was clean.
The employees were helpful.
Nobody ran away from him.
Nobody pressured him into seventeen memberships.
A guy actually knew where things were.
It was everything Rafe never knew he needed.
Within minutes, the crew has turned this helpful hardware employee into Rafe’s long-lost father, complete with imaginary forehead kisses, parking-lot tears and profound disappointment when Dad discovers Rafe drives a Toyota Tacoma instead of a Ford or Chevy.
Rick was tender.
Rafe may never recover.
From hardware we naturally move into Halloween because the decorations are already taking over stores and Lern is considering going big this year.
Possibly 15-foot-skeleton big.
She also wants floating witch hats and purple lighting inspired by Salem, while Rafe is preparing to unleash his collection of Halloween inflatables now that he finally has enough room.

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Somehow the phrase “Big Beaver” isn’t even the weirdest thing you’re about to hear...
Rizz recently made his first trip to Buc-ee’s and came away impressed by the size, the amount of stuff and… well, that’s about it. But the beaver empire definitely gets more enthusiastic when somebody messes with its logo.
The crew discusses Buc-ee’s legal battle with an apparel company accused of using its famous beaver on military-style merchandise, resulting in an $850,000 settlement according to the story discussed on the show. That leads straight into John Oliver trolling “Big Beaver” with parody merchandise, Lern buying the socks, and a debate over the difference between legitimately protecting your trademark and unleashing corporate lawyers on every tiny beaver within driving distance.
That would already be plenty for a normal comedy podcast. Unfortunately, nobody here has ever been interested in normal.
Next comes the Rizz Quiz, where six callers are given extremely difficult questions such as “What ocean borders California?” and “What color is on the bottom of a traffic light?”
The results are devastating.
California gets relocated to the Atlantic Ocean.
The Great Red Spot moves to Mars.
One father celebrates his son’s 11th birthday by revealing he thinks a millennium is 100 years.
And during a playoff, Justin is asked what COUNTRY is directly north of Mexico.
His answer?
Alaska.
Not the United States.
Alaska.
The crew is forced to explain that this is no longer merely a geography problem.
Mark eventually survives the educational apocalypse and wins the contest, while an Empire State Building tiebreaker gives the people in the studio their own opportunity to demonstrate that estimating the size of famous buildings is apparently impossible.
From there, we move into accommodations.
Lern was supposed to stay at a Dolly Parton-themed hotel while traveling for the Foo Fighters, but shortly before the trip she learned the hotel still wasn’t ready. The staff offered to help with alternate accommodations — because that’s the Dolly way — and Lern eventually landed in an Airbnb.
Which leads directly to one of the most romantic vacation ideas ever discussed on the show:
Buffalo Bill’s house from The Silence of the Lambs.
Yes, you can stay there.
The crew discusses the house in Perryopolis, Pennsylvania, a town name that immediately gets roasted before anyone can even focus on the serial-killer-themed vacation rental.
The house goes ALL IN.
There’s a recreated basement well for pictures, horror memorabilia, hundreds of horror movies, an arcade, a pool table and a motion-activated disco ball that plays “Goodbye Horses.”
Apparently people have even proposed inside the well.
Nothing says lifelong commitment like asking someone to marry you while recreating one of the most disturbing basements in movie history.
And somehow several members of the show are completely willing to sleep there.
Devon may already be in the well.
Then the crew heads to karaoke, where the crew runs through songs you should probably never attempt unless humiliation is specifically why you left the house.
“I Will Always Love You.”
“Bohemian Rhapsody.”
“Dream On.”
“Take On Me.”
“Chandelier.”
“Somebody to Love.”
“Chop Suey!”
Lern and Rafe argue that bad karaoke is actually better because nobody wants to spend their night watching aspiring Broadway performers flawlessly execute songs like they’re trying to get discovered between Jägerbombs.
Rizz treats karaoke like The Voice.
Moon has standards.
And the show discovers Alan Ritchson can sing, because apparently being Jack Reacher wasn’t enough and this man needed additional talents just to make the rest of us feel worse.
Then Crap on Celebrities takes the wheel with Benny Blanco relationship talk, Ella Langley, Kacey Musgraves, Stevie Nicks, Black Sabbath, Metallica and the revelation that Oprah is heading to the Sphere.
Initially, the room has questions.
Many questions.
Then Moon learns Jacob Collier is involved and suddenly transforms into Oprah’s newest ticket salesman.
The episode also detours through movie songs, Dirty Dancing, Titanic, Frozen, Fievel and the eternal question of whether certain movie themes are masterpieces or crimes against speakers.
And then the crew walks into the room carrying a pharmacy.
Rafe arrives surrounded by cold and allergy remedies because he feels something coming on and absolutely refuses to get sick. Rizz recommends chicken soup — “Jewish penicillin” — while the crew starts comparing all the exciting new ways their bodies hurt for absolutely no reason.
That becomes a discussion of bizarre sleeping positions.
Lern sleeps on her stomach with a hand underneath her pelvis.
Moon sleeps like a vampire in a coffin.
Rafe routinely wakes up with entire arms completely dead and rubs his feet together like Jiminy Cricket.
Everyone is doing great.
From there we get Mary Kay nostalgia, pink Cadillacs, old-school home sales parties and Rafe remembering an early comedy gig where part of the compensation came in a deeply unconventional swag bag. We’ll leave it at that. YouTube a has rules.
The comedy podcast then moves into fitness, where the crew discusses the famous 10,000-steps goal and a conversation about walking pace before discovering Hyrox — a standardized fitness competition involving running and workout stations. Sounds healthy. Sounds inspiring. Sounds like a great way to improve yourself.
Then the show discusses a Hyrox race in Beijing where a 22-year-old Australian competitor reportedly suffered a severe bowel accident during the competition…
…and kept going.
She won.
The crew cannot believe what they’re hearing.
The controversy becomes less about competitive toughness and more about the fact that Hyrox involves shared workout stations, meaning everybody behind her suddenly had a problem they absolutely did not include in their training program.
“A win is a win” becomes the philosophy of the day.
Unfortunately, the bathroom content is not finished.
The show also discusses an alleged neighbor dispute involving a bucket of human waste, proving once again that some people handle relationship drama with communication while others apparently choose biological warfare.
Then air travel joins the nightmare.
The crew discusses disruptive airplane passengers, Moon’s frustration with constant in-flight entertainment interruptions and pilot announcements, and a flight attendant’s warning that some passengers reportedly change baby diapers directly on airplane tray tables.
Yes.
The tray where your pretzels go.
Congratulations. You will now wipe that thing down until the plastic changes color.
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