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The crew debates whether Monday or Friday should disappear forever in the glorious future of shorter work weeks, and Lern admits she’s somehow become more productive working fewer days. Which feels fake, but apparently science backs it up. Meanwhile, Rizz shares the emotional rollercoaster of his son’s surprise birthday party after the poor kid spent all day convinced nobody loved him. Nothing says “family bonding” like emotional manipulation followed by chocolate cake.
Then comes the story that absolutely broke the internet: a Florida woman gets pulled over for texting while driving… except the officer claims she was holding the phone in her RIGHT HAND. Tiny issue there: she doesn’t have a right hand. The bodycam footage somehow gets even more awkward as the cop doubles down harder than a guy trying to explain crypto at Buffalo Wild Wings. The gang breaks down the absurdity of the situation, internet reactions, and why this may be the greatest accidental self-own in police bodycam history.
Also: Rafe casually reveals somebody once touched tips in the woods during Little League and honestly the show never emotionally recovers from there.
This episode has everything:
Florida chaos. Bathroom sociology. Relationship oversharing. Burger recommendations. Dong science. Emotional support vehicles. And enough sarcastic nonsense to legally qualify as group therapy.
Hell, Michigan is officially for sale. That’s right — for the low, low price of $625,000, you too can own seven acres of pure Midwestern chaos complete with a wedding chapel, mini golf, souvenir shop, and an ice cream stand called “The Crematory.” Because apparently somebody looked at a normal small-town business plan and said, “Needs more eternal damnation.”
The gang debates whether Hell is secretly a genius investment opportunity, whether Lern should become mayor of Hell, and how long before somebody turns the whole thing into a TikTok influencer commune with haunted goat yoga and craft IPA flights called “Satan’s Hazy Delight.”
Lern unveils her absolutely unhinged patriotic remix promoting America’s 250th birthday celebration featuring CNC Music Factory, Vanilla Ice, Flo Rida, Milli Vanilli, and enough early-90s energy drinks to restart the economy. Honestly, if this lineup doesn’t scream “government-funded county fair energy,” nothing does.
A Portland mom grabs a stick and chases an intruder out of her house after hearing threats against her family. Naturally, this immediately turns into a debate about whether “crazy meets crazy” is actually a legitimate life strategy… which, according to Lern, it absolutely is. Honestly? She may have a point. Or she may just want an excuse to scream at strangers in Target. Jury’s still out.
Then the gang discovers the existence of chess boxing — yes, actual boxing mixed with speed chess — proving once again that humans were never meant to have free time. Imagine trying to remember your opening strategy immediately after getting punched in the face by a guy named Vlad who definitely owns fingerless gloves. St. Louis might officially be the perfect city for this nonsense considering we’ve got boxing history AND the Chess Hall of Fame. We’re basically one monocle away from hosting the national championships.

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Woman With No Right Hand Was Ticketed for Using Phone with Her Right Hand — Now She's Speaking Out After the Citation Was Dismissed
The Big Little Penis Panic
I Asked 5 Chefs for the Worst Day To Dine Out—and Now I'll Always Avoid This One
These St. Louis area Pizza Huts set to bring back 80s/90s retro vibes
Adam Sandler has the internet split with 'embarrassing' look at wife's movie premiere
‘Meet crazy with crazy’: Mom chases home intruder away with stick
Chess boxing is the hybrid bloodsport taking NYC by storm: ‘Real punches to the face, no gimmicks about it’
Florida man sues Carnival Cruise for $5M, claims severe burns from hot deck
TSA's 3-1-1 rule explained: What it is & how to stay compliant with it
A humanoid robot flew on Southwest Airlines to Dallas. Days later, the airline banned robots from planes.
A woman was eating at a restaurant. Then she was killed by an umbrella

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Today’s daily comedy show starts with one of the wildest survival stories we’ve heard in a while: a Portland mom grabs a stick and chases an intruder out of her house after hearing threats against her family. Naturally, this immediately turns into a debate about whether “crazy meets crazy” is actually a legitimate life strategy… which, according to Lern, it absolutely is. Honestly? She may have a point. Or she may just want an excuse to scream at strangers in Target. Jury’s still out.
Then the gang discovers the existence of chess boxing — yes, actual boxing mixed with speed chess — proving once again that humans were never meant to have free time. Imagine trying to remember your opening strategy immediately after getting punched in the face by a guy named Vlad who definitely owns fingerless gloves. St. Louis might officially be the perfect city for this nonsense considering we’ve got boxing history AND the Chess Hall of Fame. We’re basically one monocle away from hosting the national championships.
The chaos keeps rolling during “Three and Five,” where listeners somehow turn simple trivia into complete psychological warfare. Contestants debate whether wasabi counts as a sauce, dip, condiment, or emotional experience. Somebody accidentally invents a new sex position called “backwards cowboy.” Another contestant confidently uses “Abbey Road” as a Beatles song title. And somehow Hong Kong Fooey becomes the hero of the entire segment.
Also in today’s episode:
Vanna White being worth WAY more money than anybody expected
Why reverse cowgirl somehow became a group discussion at 8AM
Fast food mascots under pressure
Why construction workers apparently fear Final Destination in real life
The most stressful toothpaste question ever asked on live radio
Rizz trying to define wasabi like a culinary professor nobody asked for
Lern defending chaos with the confidence of someone who absolutely owns decorative swords
This daily comedy show somehow combines weird news, ridiculous listener moments, pop culture nonsense, accidental relationship therapy, and the exact amount of sarcastic humor your brain probably didn’t need before work — but got anyway.
If you like funny podcasts, comedy talk, entertainment gossip, weird news stories, listener games gone off the rails, and the kind of morning show energy that sounds like a group text nobody should’ve replied to, welcome home.
The Rizzuto Show is your favorite daily comedy show out of St. Louis on 105.7 The Point — proudly delivering chaos, sarcasm, celebrity fails, weird internet stories, and just enough accidental intelligence to stay employed.

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Today’s daily comedy adventure starts with an actual real estate listing from the underworld itself: Hell, Michigan is officially for sale. That’s right — for the low, low price of $625,000, you too can own seven acres of pure Midwestern chaos complete with a wedding chapel, mini golf, souvenir shop, and an ice cream stand called “The Crematory.” Because apparently somebody looked at a normal small-town business plan and said, “Needs more eternal damnation.”
The gang debates whether Hell is secretly a genius investment opportunity, whether Lern should become mayor of Hell, and how long before somebody turns the whole thing into a TikTok influencer commune with haunted goat yoga and craft IPA flights called “Satan’s Hazy Delight.”
Then things get appropriately weird in Crap On Celebrities:
Adam Sandler causes internet drama by showing up to his wife’s red carpet premiere dressed like he just wandered out of a Knicks tailgate.
Gayle King once again denies she and Oprah are secretly together, while Rizz remains approximately 0% convinced.
Cindy Crawford reveals a longtime eyelid condition and somehow still looks better than the rest of humanity combined.
Sam Elliott confirms he’s basically been the voice of America for decades thanks to Smokey Bear.
A Perfect Circle drops new music for the first time in eight years.
Jared Leto apparently wants your eyeballs now with a bizarre iris-scanning concert ticket system because regular Ticketmaster misery wasn’t dystopian enough.
Jon Hamm stars in what might become the greatest movie premise ever: a woman desperately trying to cash in her celebrity hall pass before her marriage collapses.
And then… possibly the dumbest and greatest moment of the show:
Lern unveils her absolutely unhinged patriotic remix promoting America’s 250th birthday celebration featuring CNC Music Factory, Vanilla Ice, Flo Rida, Milli Vanilli, and enough early-90s energy drinks to restart the economy. Honestly, if this lineup doesn’t scream “government-funded county fair energy,” nothing does.
Also:
Back In The Day trivia
Rocky III nostalgia
Gary Coleman conspiracy talk
Why nobody should ever trust “orb technology”
Why Phil Hartman’s story is still heartbreaking
The return of weird celebrity AI recreations
And somehow Bedman & Throbbin enters the conversation because this show legally cannot behave itself for more than six consecutive minutes.
This daily comedy episode is exactly what happens when a funny morning show has unrestricted access to microphones, caffeine, and internet headlines that sound fake but somehow aren’t.
If you love weird news, sarcastic humor, celebrity nonsense, and St. Louis radio chaos, congratulations — you found your people. This daily comedy trainwreck rolls on weekdays whether society is prepared or not.

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Today’s episode of The Rizzuto Show somehow begins with everyone realizing a four-day work week may actually save society… and immediately spirals into discussions about bathroom troughs, tiny dong panic, and a Florida cop confidently ticketing a woman for holding her phone in the hand she literally does not have.
So yeah. Pretty standard Thursday for your favorite daily comedy show.
The crew debates whether Monday or Friday should disappear forever in the glorious future of shorter work weeks, and Lern admits she’s somehow become more productive working fewer days. Which feels fake, but apparently science backs it up. Meanwhile, Rizz shares the emotional rollercoaster of his son’s surprise birthday party after the poor kid spent all day convinced nobody loved him. Nothing says “family bonding” like emotional manipulation followed by chocolate cake.
Then comes the story that absolutely broke the internet: a Florida woman gets pulled over for texting while driving… except the officer claims she was holding the phone in her RIGHT HAND. Tiny issue there: she doesn’t have a right hand. The bodycam footage somehow gets even more awkward as the cop doubles down harder than a guy trying to explain crypto at Buffalo Wild Wings. The gang breaks down the absurdity of the situation, internet reactions, and why this may be the greatest accidental self-own in police bodycam history.
The show also dives into:
Why your car might secretly be your emotional support pod
Solo road trips vs. chaotic family death marches to vacation
Why men’s bathrooms are still operating like medieval punishment chambers
AI-generated urinal layouts nobody asked for
The rise of “looksmaxxing” and the terrifying world of modern male body anxiety
Why apparently dudes are hanging grocery bags from their junk now
The science of tiny confidence vs. giant disappointment
The return of late-night fast food culture for all you beautiful raccoon people
Best burgers and brisket spots around St. Louis
Why Thursday might secretly be the best night to eat out
Also: Rafe casually reveals somebody once touched tips in the woods during Little League and honestly the show never emotionally recovers from there.
This episode has everything:
Florida chaos. Bathroom sociology. Relationship oversharing. Burger recommendations. Dong science. Emotional support vehicles. And enough sarcastic nonsense to legally qualify as group therapy.
If you love weird news, hilarious fails, pop culture commentary, and a bunch of friends arguing about things no adult should argue about before sunrise, congratulations — this daily comedy show continues making questionable decisions for your entertainment.
Thanks for listening to another episode of The Rizzuto Show — the daily comedy show proudly keeping St. Louis distracted from real responsibilities since forever.

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Welcome back to The Spread Zone! Scott Rizzuto, Tim McKernan, and Anthony Stalter are here to navigate a massive week of playoff action and concrete racing. The guys start on the ice, eulogizing their Avalanche futures ticket and pivoting hard to the Vegas buzzsaw with a slate of Stanley Cup futures, plus a +132 moneyline value play on the Canadiens. Then, it’s off to the hardwood where Anthony breaks down why the Spurs aren't dead yet, handing out a San Antonio Game 6 cover and a juicy Victor Wembanyama (+650) Finals MVP sprinkle, before explaining why the rest-versus-rust trend heavily favors the New York Knicks. Next, Tim heads to Fort Worth for the Charles Schwab Challenge at Colonial, locking in Rickie Fowler (+2200) to conquer the "Horrible Horseshoe" alongside an Alex Smalley top-10 value play. Finally, the crew heads to Nashville for NASCAR's Cracker Bell 400, offering a concrete-crushing outright ticket on Denny Hamlin (+470) following a heavy, emotional weekend for the racing community.

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