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The gang kicks things off with chaos before the coffee even hits — Lern forgets her headphones, Rafe and King Scott recap their suspiciously romantic Alamo Drafthouse “date night,” and somehow a horror movie promo turns into a discussion about cursed wish sticks and meat sandwiches. Totally normal behavior for a daily comedy show.
Then the show spirals beautifully into creepy Craigslist tornado bunker ads, haunted South City basements, mannequin roommates named Cheryl, and why every adult still turns into a terrified 9-year-old at the dentist. Add in parallel parking panic, scary medical test notifications, and Apple Store rage, and you’ve got another emotionally stable episode of the Rizzuto Show comedy podcast.

The crew gets hyped for Point Fest, shouts out local band Trevor May & The Nomads, and debates whether they’re actually cooler now than they were in high school — which somehow leads to discussions about danglers, acne glow-ups, mysterious coolness rankings, and midlife-crisis trucks. Just a completely reasonable funny podcast conversation.
Plus: Rafe gets weirdly philosophical about popularity, Lern overshares in ways no one requested, and the gang proves once again that aging gracefully is for quitters. Then it’s straight into celebrity gossip, Tool Sphere rumors, Point Fest excitement, and enough sarcastic life advice to accidentally become a self-help seminar.

Gas thieves are apparently leveling up from siphoning to full-on drilling holes in gas tanks, and the gang reacts exactly how you’d expect: with panic, truck jokes, and debates about whether giant lifted trucks are compensation for “something else.” Welcome to your favorite daily comedy podcast.
Then the show dives into “Majority Rules,” where listeners attempt to match answers with the crew while Hurricane Chris accidentally invents a brand-new version of The Eagles featuring David Lee Roth. Throw in Game of Thrones confusion, celebrity guessing disasters, Point Fest ticket giveaways, and Rafe barely holding the game together, and you’ve got another masterpiece of organized nonsense from The Rizzuto Show.

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Thieves Are Targeting Lifted Pickup Trucks To Score Free Gas As Pump Prices Skyrocket
Chipotle fans challenge CEO’s claim customers can 'just ask' for free food amid shrinkflation accusations: 'Straight lies'
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Point Fest is almost here, and the crew is fully locked into concert-season chaos. The gang talks meet-and-greets, side stages, local bands, and the Road to Point Fest competition — including an accidental on-air mix-up that somehow made things even more Rizz Show-y. Trevor May & The Nomads get some love, Sideshow gets their rightful victory lap, and everyone agrees Highland, Illinois may secretly be manufacturing musicians in a lab somewhere.
Then things take a surprisingly philosophical turn when the show debates whether adults are actually cooler now than they were in high school. What starts as a simple question becomes a full therapy session involving acne glow-ups, fake confidence, bus-seat politics, floating between social groups, and why being a jerk in high school somehow counted as “cool.” Rafe drops accidental wisdom, Lern gets deep about authenticity, and King Scott proudly explains that he still doesn’t get invited to parties… but now at least he hears about them. Growth. Beautiful growth.
The conversation somehow escalates into midlife-crisis accusations after truck purchases, homeowner flexes, and dangling accessories become evidence in the court of Cool Dad Law. Which honestly makes this the exact kind of daily podcast people come here for: emotionally unstable grown adults trying to justify their hobbies while roasting each other into dust. That’s friendship, baby.
In Crap on Celebrities, the gang covers Tool reportedly being approached before U2 for the Las Vegas Sphere, celebrity “Game of Thrones politics,” and why Tool fans may need to start saving money immediately. There’s also Amazon TV announcements, Fallout casting news, Reacher updates, and an absolutely brutal listen to Vince Neil performing on American Idol alongside Carrie Underwood. Nobody survives that audio clip emotionally. Nobody.
The crew also dives into celebrity jail history including Martha Stewart, Robert Downey Jr., Tim Allen, Lindsay Lohan, Khloe Kardashian, Wesley Snipes, Mark Wahlberg, and Matthew McConaughey’s legendary naked bongos incident. Which somehow becomes one of the most relatable celebrity stories discussed all morning. That sentence alone should tell you exactly what kind of daily podcast this is.
And because this show refuses to stay on topic for more than six seconds, the episode closes with an unexpected Steve Winwood appreciation session complete with singalongs, nostalgia, and the now-unforgettable lyric: “Bake me a pie of love.” Sorry in advance for that getting stuck in your head forever.
If you love music news, hilarious fails, celebrity chaos, sarcastic humor, St. Louis energy, and a daily podcast that sounds like your funniest friends trapped in a group chat with microphones, welcome home.

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A Seattle tourist allegedly threw a rock at an endangered Hawaiian monk seal and then reportedly told everyone, “Fine me, I’m rich.” Unfortunately for him, Hawaii introduced him to a shirtless local nicknamed the “Ambassador of Aloha” almost immediately after.
That story alone would’ve been enough chaos for one episode, but the gang ALSO gets into creepy Craigslist tornado roommates, scary adult situations that still make us feel like terrified children, haunted basements, ladder death anxiety, customer service panic attacks, and why the Apple Store apparently refuses to answer phones despite literally selling phones for a living.
Also discussed:
The dark comedy movie Obsession
The world ending on August 12th (allegedly)
Rich people apocalypse escape plans
Drive-thru embarrassment
Dentist horror stories
Busch Stadium heroics
Cheryl the mannequin
Basically your average Tuesday in St. Louis.
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Can't Sue The Shadows
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One guy walked onto an active airport runway. Lern walked directly into Vegas with equal confidence. Somehow only one of those decisions involved free pastries and Gwen Stefani.
In today’s beautifully chaotic episode of your favorite daily comedy show, the gang reacts to the horrifying Denver airport tarmac incident where a man breached security and was tragically sucked into a jet engine during takeoff. Naturally, the conversation immediately spirals into Bigfoot theories, airline seating debates, crop dusting near airplane bathrooms, and why Lern believes she personally serves as in-flight security on Southwest flights. Aviation experts? Absolutely not. Loud opinions? Always.
Then Lern gives a full recap of her Las Vegas adventure with Tim, including:
Secret Cosmopolitan cocktails that numb your mouth
A spiritual pilgrimage for a $40 cronut
Jamie Rivers flying home aggressively hungover
Poolside nachos and questionable financial decisions
Dancing with random realtors until 2AM
Accidentally becoming an EMT during No Doubt’s Sphere concert
Catching a floating orange from the ceiling like it was destiny itself
The crew also dives into 90s nostalgia and debates what nursing homes will look like for our generation. Spoiler alert: instead of wartime hymns, we’ll all be listening to Britney Spears, Lil Jon, No Doubt, and Pearl Jam while someone’s grandpa named Skyler explains Tinder lore to the nursing staff.
Elsewhere in the episode:
A brutal relationship Reddit story sparks a real conversation about abusive marriages, lazy husbands, and why leaving toxic situations is never simple
Russian men are now paying to get cauliflower ears so they look like MMA fighters without ever entering a gym
The show debates whether combat-sports “stolen valor” is somehow even sadder than regular stolen valor
Celebrity chaos includes Greta Van Fleet fake breakup drama, Red Hot Chili Peppers cashing in for hundreds of millions, David Lee Roth saying confusing old-man nonsense, and Kevin Hart getting roasted into another dimension on Netflix
It’s emotional support chaos wrapped inside a comedy podcast with just enough Vegas dehydration to make everybody question reality.
Because nothing says “daily comedy show” quite like:
Plane engines.
Fake fighter ears.
Foam oranges.
And a nursing home DJ playing “Get Low.”

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Today’s episode starts serious and somehow ends with hidden shaft discussions. So… pretty standard morning show behavior.
The gang reacts to a heartbreaking Reddit relationship confession involving a lazy husband, abuse concerns, and custody fears before immediately pivoting into one of the dumbest trends we’ve ever heard: Russian men paying for fake cauliflower ears to LOOK like MMA fighters. Because apparently going to therapy was too hard.
Plus:
Ozempic Penis explained (unfortunately)
Why weight loss drugs may kill your libido
Weed sperm studies
Tony Twist fight stories
Puppetry of the Penis somehow returns
Lern accidentally admitting cauliflower ears are hot
Rafe explaining dopamine like a medically unqualified wizard
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