The Rizzuto Show | Daily Comedy Podcast

Welcome back to your favorite daily comedy show, where we ask the hard-hitting questions like: Are all babies actually cute… or are we just lying to each other?
Today’s episode kicks off with a bold (and possibly career-ending) debate about ugly babies. Yes, we said it. Not every newborn looks like a Gerber model. Some look like tiny old men. Some look like they’re mad at taxes. But as Moon wisely points out, the “ugly” ones sometimes grow up to be absolute stunners. It’s science. Probably.
Speaking of Gerber — the 2026 Gerber Baby Photo Search is officially back with a twist. This year it’s not just about the baby’s cute little face. Now they want to celebrate the parents too. Which raises the question: are we entering babies… or is this a LinkedIn networking event with bibs? There’s $50,000 on the line for the little ones, so yes, stage parents, this is your Super Bowl.
Then we roll into a full-blown Simpleton Trivia showdown — rapid-fire questions, 45 seconds, and just enough pressure to make grown adults forget what a rectangle looks like. Moon goes on a heater. Scott debates whether a thermostat counts as a thermometer. Jamie… well… chlorophyll had a moment. It’s chaotic, competitive, and exactly what makes this daily comedy show such a disaster in the best possible way.
We also dive into Jamie’s over-the-top Nashville engagement story — complete with live band coordination, Tennessee Whiskey, a perfectly timed Hardy song, confetti cannons, and enough romance to make the rest of us question our own proposals. Meanwhile, Rizz prepares for his 20th anniversary and quietly wonders if he should’ve added lasers.
There’s coffee spills that rival environmental disasters. There’s vacation planning to Mexico with full swim-up bar strategy. There’s grown adults arguing over muffin timing. It’s everything you want from a daily comedy show that thrives on real-life chaos, questionable takes, and a whole lot of laughter.
This is The Rizzuto Show. It’s messy. It’s sarcastic. It’s weirdly heartfelt. And somehow… it works.

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On today’s daily comedy show, we bravely tackle one of society’s most sensitive topics: not every baby is cute. There, we said it. Inspired by the newly announced Gerber “Behind the Baby” photo search (yes, it’s back and yes, parents now get included), the gang debates the real question — do “ugly” babies actually grow up hotter? Is there a cosmic trade-off system? And should Gerber lean all the way in and create an “Ugly Baby Line” just for the laughs? We’re asking the real parenting questions here.
The 2026 Gerber Baby contest is officially open, offering $50,000 for ages 0–3 and $10,000 for ages 3–5. You just need one photo and a 200-word story about your kid’s “everyday victories.” Simple. Unless your baby peaked at three weeks old and now looks like a tiny angry accountant. Then what? We break down the new twist, the stage-parent energy, and why shaped heads apparently matter more than anything.
Then it’s time for Simpleton Trivia — aka 45 seconds of public humiliation. Listeners can either answer 10 rapid-fire questions themselves or gamble on Moon, King Scott, or Jamie pulling it off without spiraling into chaos. Spoiler: thermostats are not thermometers. Chloroform is not what plants breathe. And Madonna being called the “Queen of Pop” caused way more tension than expected.
We run through baseball questions, St. Louis pride, rock trivia, Harry Potter, sports, and enough pop culture curveballs to make everyone sweat. Some callers bet for the guys. Some bet against. Some sound like they’re about to cry on live radio. It’s beautiful.
We also celebrate a buffet of random March 3rd holidays — National Cold Cuts Day, National Canadian Bacon Day (which Canadians insist is just ham), Soup It Forward Day, and the deeply terrifying “What If Cats and Dogs Had Opposable Thumbs Day.” Because nothing says a responsible daily comedy show like imagining your dog opening cabinets.
And of course, we wrap by debating the greatest TV show of all time (Breaking Bad? The Wire? Fight about it in the comments) before pivoting into which U.S. state is the fittest — because we like to emotionally damage multiple demographics per episode.
It’s celebrity gossip, weird news energy, trivia chaos, Saint Louis pride, and pure Rizz Show nonsense — exactly what you expect from a daily comedy show that refuses to take itself too seriously.
Laugh with us. Roast us. Bet against us. Just don’t submit your baby unless you’re emotionally prepared.

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If you came here for emotional growth… wrong show. If you came here for chaotic, sarcastic, wildly unqualified movie criticism and questionable trivia confidence? Welcome home.
Today’s comedy podcast kicks off with a tribute to Bo Gritz, the real-life inspiration behind John Rambo — because nothing says “morning show vibes” like discussing Vietnam-era legends before spiraling into body horror films 12 minutes later.
Speaking of spiraling… Rizz watched The Substance on a plane. Yes, in public. Yes, with full nudity. Yes, with the brightness probably way too high. Demi Moore? Committed. Margaret Qualley? Prosthetics. Scott? Immediately downloaded it. The gang debates whether it’s brilliant social commentary or just a two-hour fever dream with fake boobs and chaos. We also dive into what qualifies as a “body horror” film and whether watching it mid-flight should put you on a list somewhere.
From there, we bounce through:
The first indoor hockey game ending in a full-on 1800s brawl
Dolly Parton casually becoming even more iconic
Lil Jon’s tragic family update
Bryan Adams hitting the Spotify billions club (Scott’s first slow dance moment included)
Frankie Valli possibly being wheeled out like a Vegas animatronic
Metallica at The Sphere and why your mortgage might have to wait
Diddy’s shifting prison timeline
And a rapid-fire debate about which celebrities used prosthetics in nude scenes (yes, this is a real segment)
Plus: Simpleton Trivia, Point Fest lineup updates, and the kind of sarcastic humor only a daily comedy podcast from St. Louis can legally produce before 10 a.m.
If you love pop culture commentary, weird news, celebrity chaos, and a morning talk show that proudly derails itself, this episode of The Rizzuto Show comedy podcast delivers peak daily comedy energy.
We are not doctors.
We are not film critics.
We are barely adults.
But we are consistent.

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If you like your news strange, emotional, mildly infuriating, and occasionally life-affirming, congratulations — you found your people.
On today’s episode of The Rizzuto Show, we unpack one of the wildest stories we’ve seen in years: a mother who disappeared in 2001, leaving behind three kids, only to be found alive decades later just a few hours away. No new identity. No tropical island. Just… gone. For 24 years.
We talk forgiveness, mental health, family trauma, and the uncomfortable question: could you ever welcome someone back after that? It’s heavy — but this is still a daily comedy show, so yes, we also roast the situation just enough to keep everyone breathing.
Then we pivot (because emotional whiplash is kind of our brand) to a marathon disaster where race leaders followed the police escort — directly off course. One wrong turn cost them podium finishes and serious prize money. Lesson learned? Maybe know the course. Or maybe have ONE volunteer with a flag. Just a thought.
We also break down the massive $241 million jury verdict against Prairie Farms involving a tragic dry ice accident. It’s a serious story with huge consequences — and it sparks one of those debates that makes you rethink how companies handle safety.
Oh, and a dog causes a multi-car accident on I-270 because apparently we now need to buckle in pets like NASCAR drivers.
Somewhere in between:
Jamie’s over-the-top Nashville proposal involving private jets and confetti cannons
Anniversary pressure and vacation countdowns
Resort bribery tips (purely hypothetical, of course)
And how Scott and Rizz once led hundreds of people into the woods during a charity walk
It’s emotional. It’s ridiculous. It’s sarcastic. It’s occasionally heartfelt. It’s absolutely your favorite daily comedy show doing what it does best — taking real headlines and reacting the only way we know how: loudly.
If you’re into weird news, pop culture commentary, fail stories, and a group of friends arguing like siblings before 10 a.m., welcome to The Rizzuto Show — the daily comedy show that makes the chaos slightly more tolerable.

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Today’s daily comedy episode proves two things: kids are expensive, and karaoke should absolutely require a permit.
We kick things off with an email that had the entire studio arguing like a courtroom drama sponsored by Fisher-Price. A military family’s kid chucks a Lego at a friend’s 75-inch QLED TV (because of course it was a 75-inch QLED), leaving a tiny but permanent “oops” mark. They do the right thing and offer to replace it — $1,200 later — only to find out the “damaged” TV is getting relocated to the daughter’s room. Wait… what? Is that justice? Is that capitalism? Is that just the cost of letting children exist in your home? Rizz, Moon, and King Scott debate responsibility, friendship, and whether the real solution is simply moving to a new town and changing your identity.
Then we dive into the wildest dating trend we’ve heard in a while: “Alpine Divorce.” It sounds like a seasonal IPA. It is not. It’s apparently when someone strands their partner in the wilderness as punishment. Romantic! Nothing says “I love you” like abandoning someone mid-hike because they forgot a water bottle. We unpack the psychology behind it and question how this is even a thing. Ghosting? Bad. Ghost-lighting? Worse. Alpine Divorce? Congratulations, you’re on a watch list.
And then — because we care about the people — we establish the official list of karaoke songs that should be considered arrestable offenses. Whitney Houston? Jail. Bohemian Rhapsody? Straight to court. “My Heart Will Go On”? Emotional felony. The crew breaks down the crimes, the charges, and the sentencing guidelines for murdering everyone’s ears at your local bar. It’s the kind of public service announcement only a true daily comedy show would dare to provide.
Between parenting disasters, dating red flags, and musical war crimes, this episode has everything you expect from your favorite St. Louis daily comedy chaos factory.
You’ve been warned. Bring snacks. And maybe don’t bring your kids anywhere.

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