The Rizzuto Show | Daily Comedy Podcast

Rafe kicks things off with a story that starts innocent enough: taking his 20-year-old dog Beau outside. Sweet, peaceful, wholesome… until his neighbor’s German Shepherd decides it’s time to audition for the NFL and absolutely levels Beau like it’s fourth-and-goal. What follows is a mix of panic, frustration, and one of those “I really don’t want to fight my neighbor but also WHAT ARE WE DOING HERE” conversations. It’s relatable, it’s tense, and somehow still hilarious because this is a comedy podcast and we cope with humor.
From there, the show spirals (as it should) into pet ownership debates, whether you should take your dog literally everywhere, and the wild concept of cruise ships that allow pets onboard. Yes, your dog could soon have a better vacation life than you.
It all kicks off with what the crew thinks is a simple idea: sneak the phrase “Merry Christmas, Rizz” into conversations and see how long it takes for Rizz to notice. Innocent enough, right? Wrong. Within minutes, it evolves into a full-blown social experiment involving callers, commitment to the bit, and just enough subtlety to make Rizz question his own reality. It’s not just a prank—it’s psychological warfare with holiday spirit.
But because this is The Rizzuto Show, the rails don’t just come off—they’re launched into orbit.
Somewhere along the way, the conversation detours into one of the most absurd celebrity-adjacent stories you’ll ever hear, involving Mario Lopez and a situation that leaves everyone wondering how you even recover from that mentally… or in a hotel room ever again. From there, it’s a rapid-fire descent into “Crap on Celebrities,” covering everything from MGK stirring up drama (again) to Korn dropping new music, to debates about whether explaining a joke automatically ruins it (spoiler: yes, it does).
We kick things off with what should be easy: Earth Day. Simple, right? Nope. From there, it only spirals. A basic bowling term turns into a full existential crisis, Olympic history gets rewritten in real time, and somehow both contestants confidently miss a major James Bond music question like it personally offended them.
But here’s the twist—despite all logic, missed answers, and questionable reasoning, this turns into an actual competition. Like… close. Suspiciously close. We’re talking tie-game, down-to-the-wire, “how did we get here?” levels of tension. And just when you think it can’t get any more ridiculous, it all comes down to a tiebreaker involving Olympic medal counts… which, let’s be honest, nobody knows.
So buckle up for a round of Matchup with Morons. Lern vs King Scott and it delivers exactly what you expect… and somehow still surprises you.

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If you’ve ever been wildly confident and completely wrong at the same time, congratulations—you’re already qualified to compete in this episode of Matchup with Morons. In this installment of the funny podcast that keeps St. Louis laughing (and occasionally yelling at their speakers), King Scott and Lern go head-to-head in a trivia battle that proves knowledge is optional, but commitment to bad answers is mandatory.
We kick things off with what should be easy: Earth Day. Simple, right? Nope. From there, it only spirals. A basic bowling term turns into a full existential crisis, Olympic history gets rewritten in real time, and somehow both contestants confidently miss a major James Bond music question like it personally offended them.
But here’s the twist—despite all logic, missed answers, and questionable reasoning, this turns into an actual competition. Like… close. Suspiciously close. We’re talking tie-game, down-to-the-wire, “how did we get here?” levels of tension. And just when you think it can’t get any more ridiculous, it all comes down to a tiebreaker involving Olympic medal counts… which, let’s be honest, nobody knows.
This episode is peak funny podcast energy: chaotic, unpredictable, and filled with moments that make you laugh, cringe, and question everything you thought you knew. It’s the kind of funny podcast that reminds you trivia isn’t about being right—it’s about being loud, confident, and occasionally lucky.
So buckle up for a round of Matchup with Morons that delivers exactly what you expect… and somehow still surprises you.

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This episode of The Rizzuto Show is a masterclass in how a funny podcast can go completely off the rails—and still somehow feel like a productive morning.
It all kicks off with what the crew thinks is a simple idea: sneak the phrase “Merry Christmas, Rizz” into conversations and see how long it takes for Rizz to notice. Innocent enough, right? Wrong. Within minutes, it evolves into a full-blown social experiment involving callers, commitment to the bit, and just enough subtlety to make Rizz question his own reality. It’s not just a prank—it’s psychological warfare with holiday spirit.
But because this is The Rizzuto Show, the rails don’t just come off—they’re launched into orbit.
Somewhere along the way, the conversation detours into one of the most absurd celebrity-adjacent stories you’ll ever hear, involving Mario Lopez and a situation that leaves everyone wondering how you even recover from that mentally… or in a hotel room ever again. From there, it’s a rapid-fire descent into “Crap on Celebrities,” covering everything from MGK stirring up drama (again) to Korn dropping new music, to debates about whether explaining a joke automatically ruins it (spoiler: yes, it does).
And just when you think things couldn’t get more chaotic, the crew casually starts discussing a $250 million Scarface mansion—complete with a glass elevator, piano-shaped pool, and enough excess to make you question every life decision you’ve ever made. Naturally, this leads to more spiraling, more jokes, and absolutely zero resolution.
That’s the beauty of this funny podcast—there is no clean ending, no tidy bow, just a perfectly messy mix of comedy, commentary, and moments that make you go, “Wait… how did we get here?”
If you’re into a daily comedy show that blends weird news, celebrity chaos, and the kind of humor that feels like hanging out with your funniest (and most unhinged) friends, this episode delivers all of it—and then some.

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If you’ve ever had a neighbor issue, this episode is going to feel a little too real—and a lot funnier.
Rafe kicks things off with a story that starts innocent enough: taking his 20-year-old dog Beau outside. Sweet, peaceful, wholesome… until his neighbor’s German Shepherd decides it’s time to audition for the NFL and absolutely levels Beau like it’s fourth-and-goal. What follows is a mix of panic, frustration, and one of those “I really don’t want to fight my neighbor but also WHAT ARE WE DOING HERE” conversations. It’s relatable, it’s tense, and somehow still hilarious because this is a comedy podcast and we cope with humor.
From there, the show spirals (as it should) into pet ownership debates, whether you should take your dog literally everywhere, and the wild concept of cruise ships that allow pets onboard. Yes, your dog could soon have a better vacation life than you.
Then comes the financial “life hack” portion of the show—where the crew debates a fake-but-genius idea: a subscription food service where you just eat one place every single day. Could you survive on Chipotle? Starbucks? Taco John’s? Moon casually reminds everyone he basically lived off Lion’s Choice and Dr. Pepper as a teenager… which explains a lot and raises several medical questions.
We also get a classic “only in Florida” moment involving a man assaulting a Subway employee over bread texture (because of course), plus a reminder that your Amazon packages might be secretly housing a bug Airbnb situation. Sleep tight.
And just when you think the show might calm down—it doesn’t. Instead, the crew creates what might be their most diabolical long-game prank yet: convincing the entire audience to replace “Happy Birthday Riz” with “Merry Christmas Riz” and fully gaslight him into thinking reality has shifted. It’s chaotic, it’s unnecessary, and it’s absolutely happening.
This episode is peak funny podcast energy: real-life frustration, ridiculous conversations, and a group of people who somehow make all of it entertaining. If you like your mornings unpredictable, slightly unhinged, and packed with laughs, this comedy podcast delivers exactly that.

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Things kick off in the Bathroom, which—shockingly—turns into way more discussion than any room with that name deserves. We get a mix of questionable habits, oversharing, and the kind of stories that make you rethink ever touching a public door handle again. It’s part therapy session, part “why are we like this?”
From there, the show spirals (as it does) into a blend of daily comedy chaos, with random tangents, dumb debates, and the kind of observational humor that only makes sense at 6 a.m. The crew bounces between weird personal confessions, listener-style hypotheticals, and those “this can’t be real but it is” moments that somehow keep piling up.
Naturally, no stretch would be complete without some light roasting, a few moments of “did they really just say that?”, and at least one conversation that goes completely off the rails before anyone can stop it. It’s the perfect mix of funny podcast energy and “we should probably move on… but we won’t.”
And then we land the plane the only way this show knows how—Jelly Bean Roulette. Because nothing says “professional morning show” like willingly risking your taste buds (and dignity) on mystery flavors that could either be delicious… or deeply regrettable. Reactions range from confident to instantly betrayed, and it wraps the segment in pure, chaotic payoff.

Follow The Rizzuto Show → https://linktr.ee/rizzshow for more from your favorite daily comedy show.
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Hear The Rizz Show daily on the radio at 105.7 The Point | Hubbard Radio in St. Louis, MO.

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