The Rizzuto Show | Daily Comedy Podcast

The heat has officially broken everybody. This comedy podcast kicks off with St. Louis going tarps off as the crew debates shirtless yard work, peeing in the backyard and Rafe teaching his dog how it’s done by providing a live demonstration. Moon even introduces us to the dream home amenity nobody knew they needed: an outdoor urinal connected to the gutter. Property values are doing great.
Then we find out retirement apparently doesn’t exist for rock stars. The crew gets into legendary musicians still touring well into their 70s and 80s, including Paul McCartney, Rod Stewart, Lionel Richie and more. That somehow leads us to the Hyrox athlete whose mid-race bathroom catastrophe went viral — and the massive PR mess surrounding the event afterward. This comedy podcast also hits celebrity chaos involving Ozzy and Black Sabbath, Metallica, Madonna, Taylor Swift and plenty more.
Back in St. Louis, the show gets genuinely uplifting with the incredible story of conjoined twin sisters successfully separated during a marathon surgery at SSM Health Cardinal Glennon. The crew also says goodbye to O’Connell’s Pub after more than 60 years and discovers that college students are apparently swapping some traditional daytime partying for “wellness darties” involving Pilates, yoga, matcha, running and ice baths. College has changed, and Rizz would like to file a complaint.
Finally, Just the Two of Us puts the crew’s ability to think alike to the test for concert tickets. Toothpaste, ketchup, fictional bears, John Candy movies, vampires and restaurant appetizers become shockingly difficult questions — until Lern and Moon manage ZERO matches and hand Patient Zero Shannon the win she’s been waiting for.
Tarps off, rock legends, viral disasters, St. Louis stories and adults nearly destroying friendships over whether the obvious fictional bear is Yogi or Winnie the Pooh. It’s another completely under-control comedy podcast from The Rizzuto Show.
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The official Rizz Show Eagle Call is going out as the crew rallies Team JB for the Zero Prostate Cancer Run/Walk in memory of their buddy Jeff. Then it’s time to give away concert tickets with Just the Two of Us — a game that sounds incredibly easy until Rizz, Moon, Lern and Rafe are asked to think like another human being.
This funny show starts strong with Rizz and Moon matching Colgate before immediately disagreeing over what you put ketchup on, famous wizards, Rocky movies and what people keep in their nightstands. Apparently “fries” versus “hamburger” is enough to destroy a friendship.
Things improve when Rafe and Lern try to match on beer, morning routines, fictional bears, pizza chains and John Candy movies. Yogi Bear and Domino’s save the day, but Bud Light versus Budweiser nearly causes an on-air corporate emergency.
Then Lern and Moon deliver the beautiful disaster Patient Zero has been waiting for. Secret versus Right Guard. Glazed versus Long John. Dracula versus Edward. Sugar versus a lawnmower. And finally, nachos versus mozzarella sticks. ZERO matches means Patient Zero Shannon wins — proving sometimes the smartest strategy is simply betting on the show being terrible at its own game.
This funny show keeps rolling through famous cowboys, frozen pizzas, ghosts and ’80s action movies before one final contestant puts his faith in Rizz and Moon. Levi’s and restaurant service get them started, but a fictional-teacher disagreement and furnace-versus-water-heater nearly ruin everything. It all comes down to Chevy Chase, where both land on Vacation and finally send Kevin home a winner.
Concert tickets, birthday wishes, Patient Zero glory and grown adults discovering they apparently know nothing about each other — another perfectly coordinated funny show from The Rizzuto Show.
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Apparently retirement is optional when you’re a rock star. This comedy podcast kicks off with the crew looking at aging music legends who refuse to leave the stage, from Paul McCartney and Rod Stewart to Lionel Richie, Iron Maiden, Metallica and the Rolling Stones. Some have battled serious health problems, but they keep touring anyway — because as George Burns once told Lionel Richie: stay booked.
Then we revisit the Hyrox athlete who suffered a catastrophic mid-race bathroom emergency and still powered through to victory. Unfortunately for Hyrox, the viral incident has turned into a massive PR headache, with criticism over officials allowing her to continue competing and concerns about what the fallout could mean for the rapidly growing fitness brand. Turns out “never quit” occasionally needs an asterisk.
Crap on Celebrities brings even more chaos to this comedy podcast, including the Back to the Beginning Ozzy and Black Sabbath concert film heading to theaters, Metallica adding more stadium shows, Madonna returning to the VMAs, and Taylor Swift expanding her music-video empire. Plus, Travis Kelce gets caught up as a victim in a multimillion-dollar investment fraud scheme.
Rizz also receives devastating personal news: Judge Judy is retiring from appearing in front of the camera after three decades. Thankfully, learning she’s reportedly worth around $440 million helps everyone through this difficult time. The crew also gets into Netflix being criticized for glamorizing real-life killers, whether audiences have turned serial killers into entertainment franchises, and Megan Fox entering the celebrity soap game.
Aging rock legends, viral race disasters, celebrity scandals, true-crime arguments and Rizz mourning his television soulmate — just another perfectly functional comedy podcast from The Rizzuto Show.
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It’s hot in St. Louis. Like, “everybody in the neighborhood has given up on shirts” hot. Lern’s porch has gone tarps off, Rizz is worried his shirtless yard work would lower property values, and somehow that leads to the crew comparing how often they pee in their own backyards. Rafe even demonstrates for his dog when necessary. Fatherhood is beautiful.
This daily comedy also asks how many different homes everyone has lived in, uncovering everything from Rafe’s Craigslist roommate from Barbados to Moon temporarily living in a GMC Jimmy. Then Rafe’s attempt to buy a new TV turns into a conspiracy theory that Best Buy may just be ordering everything from Amazon anyway. “In stock” apparently means whatever we want it to mean now.
Things get genuinely incredible with a St. Louis story about two-year-old conjoined twin sisters from Ethiopia who were successfully separated during a 25-hour surgery at SSM Health Cardinal Glennon. A team of doctors, nurses and specialists spent a year preparing for the procedure, allowing the sisters — who had never been able to look directly at each other — to finally see, hold and snuggle one another face-to-face.
The crew also says goodbye to a St. Louis institution as O’Connell’s Pub announces plans to close after more than 60 years, before former bartenders Lern and Rafe debate the worst day of the week to work behind the bar. Spoiler: Sunday customers apparently arrive carrying the Sunday Scaries and make them everybody else’s problem.
Finally, this daily comedy discovers “wellness darties,” the new college trend replacing some traditional daytime partying with Pilates, yoga, running, ice baths, matcha and protein shakes. Lern loves it. Moon has discovered the magic of steam rooms. Rizz is horrified and would apparently prefer college students honor tradition by making terrible decisions while their bodies are still young enough to recover.
College kids doing yoga instead of keg stands? Backyard urinals connected to gutters? Shirtless suburban dads protecting property values? It’s another perfectly normal daily comedy from The Rizzuto Show.
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Melissa donated $5,000 to Ronald McDonald House Charities of St. Louis during Donny Fandango's Radiothon earlier this year and decided to spend her 40th birthday with The Rizzuto Show. An incredibly generous decision followed by several questionable ones.
In this funny podcast, Melissa officially joins the crew for a morning packed with helicopter horror stories, a massive Powerball winner in Quincy, Rafe finding a new father figure at the hardware store, Halloween decorations getting weird, and Melissa revealing that she casually drives around with a Santa skeleton named Bobert in her back seat.
Then we put the birthday girl to work. Melissa gets her first live commercial read for The Iron Grip — an extremely fake and extremely inappropriate adult novelty store — before the show dives headfirst into the legendary Richard Gere gerbil rumor and the journalist who spent SIX YEARS investigating how one of Hollywood’s greatest urban legends spread before social media even existed. This funny podcast also tackles Bruce Campbell, celebrity gossip, Cindy Crawford hypotheticals and the important question of whether ten years with her would be worth becoming “Gerbil Boy” for life.
Finally, Melissa teams up with Rafe for Do It Bitch, where breakfast foods, ocean-bordering states, soda brands and musical instruments suddenly become impossible when you only have ten seconds to think. Geography betrays Melissa, Lern goes on a heater, and the birthday celebration ends exactly how every $5,000 charitable donation should: with Melissa getting shot in the butt with an airsoft gun.
One 40th birthday and absolutely no dignity left behind. It’s another funny podcast from The Rizzuto Show — and Melissa definitely got the full experience.
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