The Rizzuto Show | Daily Comedy Podcast

Welcome back to your favorite daily comedy show, where we ask the hard-hitting questions like: Are you showering wrong? And more importantly… who gets your stuff when you die?
Today’s chaos kicks off with a surprisingly heated debate about the “correct” order to shower. Shampoo first? Conditioner last? Face before body? Moon brushes his teeth in the shower like a certified menace. We discuss dermatologists claiming conditioner can clog your pores and give you body acne, and somehow that leads to a philosophical breakdown about loofahs, washcloths, and whether hotels are secretly a biohazard experiment.
Then things escalate — as they do on this daily comedy show — into a full-blown discussion about death planning. Green burials. Human composting. Hydro cremation. Viking funerals (Rafe’s preference: cannon into the ocean). Lern attended a green burial seminar and now has a death doula on speed dial. She’s planning to be tumble-dried with wood chips for 60 days and returned as nutrient-rich soil. We’re not kidding. This is real.
Rizz and his wife spent the afternoon doing estate planning, which means answering extremely uncomfortable questions like:
Who makes medical decisions if you’re incapacitated?
At what age should your kids get access to money?
And how much does an onyx urn weigh? (Answer: more than you think.)
Moon shares how his dad’s ashes are currently in a stone urn — but may one day be returned to a meaningful river. We also dive into cremation trends, the future “ash epidemic,” and why talking about death might actually be healthier than pretending it’s not happening.
Oh — and somewhere in the middle of all that?
We play Matchup With Moon, argue about The Truman Show, debate the fourth-largest state, and guess how many pieces of art are in the St. Louis Art Museum (spoiler: not 317).
It’s laughs. It’s weird. It’s oddly profound. It’s exactly what a daily comedy show is supposed to be: hilarious chaos with a side of real life.
If you came for funny stories and sarcastic humor, you’re in the right place. If you stayed for compost burial logistics… honestly, same.

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We kicked off today’s comedy podcast by tackling the most controversial debate of 2026: are you showering wrong… and have you been doing it wrong your whole life? Shampoo first? Conditioner last? Face in the middle? Teeth in the shower like some kind of chaos goblin? We learned that Moon brushes his teeth in the shower (yes, really), Riz might not understand how museums work, and apparently conditioner can clog your pores and betray you.
Then the washcloth debate broke out — and things got weird. Hotels? Loofahs? Southern Illinois traditions? Bleach? Nobody felt clean by the end of it. Especially not emotionally.
From there, it’s time for Match Up With Moon, and let’s just say Riz’s self-esteem went on a rollercoaster that OSHA would not approve. We covered everything from The Truman Show to Olympic sports, Montana geography, Ninja Turtles (culture!), Shakespeare pronunciation beef, and whether Riz knows literally anything about the St. Louis Art Museum. (Spoiler: he guessed 317 total works of art. The actual number is 37,000. We are not exaggerating.)
Round two? Golf legends, wiener schnitzel drama (veal, apparently — who knew?), and an absolutely brutal Robert Duvall tiebreaker that had the studio sweating like Moon during leg-shaving season. There were pronunciation controversies. There were technicality debates. There were accusations. There was redemption. There was shouting. There was fragile male ego on full display.
Basically: peak daily chaos.
If you love weird news, pop culture trivia, competitive meltdowns, and a group of grown adults arguing about conditioner residue, this comedy podcast delivered exactly what your morning needed.
And yes, we’re still not over the shower thing.

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If you ever wondered what happens when pop culture chaos meets questionable life decisions and just enough caffeine to fuel bad takes… welcome back to your favorite daily comedy show.
Today’s episode kicks off with a Star Wars “what could’ve been” that has us screaming into the galaxy. Apparently, Adam Driver pitched a standalone Kylo Ren movie and Disney said, “Nah.” Which means somewhere in an alternate universe, we’re watching a billion-dollar backstory about Han and Leia’s brooding kid — and instead we’re just rewatching The Mandalorian trailer like the rest of civilization. We break down the missed opportunity and question Disney’s decision-making like we’re qualified executives. (We’re not.)
Then things take a turn when we unpack the wild situation involving The Blind Side actor Quentin Aaron — a spinal stroke, a coma, and waking up to find out your “wife” wasn’t legally your wife at all. That’s not a subplot. That’s real life. We react in real time and try to wrap our heads around that level of chaos.
Speaking of chaos — YouTube turned 21. Yes, we’re officially old. We revisit the very first upload (“Me at the Zoo”) and spiral into nostalgia about how a 19-second elephant video turned into a trillion hours of conspiracy theories, mukbangs, and cat content. The internet is undefeated.
In Crap on Celebrities, we dive into:
Bourbon & Beyond festival lineup (bourbon, bands, and potential poor decisions)
The possibility of a “lost” Van Halen album
Ozzy’s emotional final performance moment (yes, we teared up… a little)
Jelly Roll and Bunnie XO content overload — is the celebrity machine moving too fast?
Hugh Hefner’s alleged sex diary controversy (because of course that exists)
Shia LaBeouf getting knocked around in New Orleans
And the most diabolical sitcom characters ever (Cartman supremacy confirmed)
Plus: Match Up with Moon returns, and Riz is still rocking a goose egg. Competitive tension? Absolutely. Grace? Minimal.
This episode is peak Rizz and the gang — music, celebrity nonsense, questionable nostalgia, sarcastic debates, and just enough heartfelt moments to remind you we’re human… allegedly.
If you’re looking for a daily comedy show that blends entertainment gossip, weird news, St. Louis energy, and just the right amount of chaos, congratulations — you found it.
Welcome to the daily comedy show where even the serious stories take a weird left turn.

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Hell yeah indeed because, this one took a TURN.
On today’s daily comedy show, we kicked things off with Mother Nature threatening to fake us out with 70-degree “false spring” before immediately punching us in the face with 30-degree winter uppercuts. Classic Missouri. But that was just the appetizer.
Lern went full “Old Soul Energy” and attended a green burial seminar at the Missouri Botanical Garden — yes, voluntarily — where she learned about shrouds, hydro cremation, human composting, and becoming mulch. Actual mulch. She now has a death doula’s business card in her wallet and a 60-day compost rotation plan mapped out. We’re one iced coffee away from her pricing out burlap sacks on Etsy.
Meanwhile, Moon got philosophical about death after real-life experience, and Rizz and his wife tackled estate planning like responsible adults (boo). The conversation quickly turned into “who pulls the plug?” which somehow became a full-blown on-air game show featuring:
• A $5 million bribe
• A Gen Alpha-only vocabulary coma
• A kidney transplant scheduled on the same day as Garth Brooks’ final show
• A football-sized medical emergency that required… teamwork
• And the ultimate test: what would you whisper to bring Rizz back from flatlining?
Yes. This daily comedy show absolutely turned end-of-life decisions into competitive entertainment. You’re welcome.
We also dive into King Scott’s whistling antique mall stalker situation (was it security? a ghost? an aggressive harmonica enthusiast?), plus a local St. Charles story about scammers targeting a woman searching for her missing dog — which hit all of us right in the feelings.
It’s weird. It’s emotional. It’s wildly inappropriate in the most PG-13 way possible. It’s exactly what a daily comedy show should be when the topic is literally mortality.
Come for the green burials.
Stay for the football suppository debate.
Leave with a will drafted and your friends on notice.

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In Season 2, Episode 3, Rizz and Tim take a closer look at the everyday phrases we use without thinking — and the surprisingly dark, strange, and often misunderstood histories hiding behind them.

Common expressions like “cat got your tongue,” “bite the bullet,” and “spill the beans” feel harmless in modern conversation, but their origins trace back to brutal punishments, battlefield medicine, political secrecy, industrial disasters, and long-abandoned traditions. As the episode peels back the layers behind these familiar sayings, it becomes clear how often history gets flattened into convenient myths or repeated without context. This episode explores where these phrases actually came from, why some popular origin stories are completely wrong, and how language quietly carries centuries of human behavior, fear, and invention into the present.
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