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King Scott has officially become a five-foot-tall vampire toasted ravioli, somebody's Halloween candy bowl turns out to be an actual human skull, and a St. Louis car thief apparently discovers that all you have to do is ask nicely. Welcome to The Rizzuto Show, where common sense is optional and Halloween gets weirder by the minute.
Rizz, Moon Valjean, Lern, Rafe Williams, and King Scott are back with another funny podcast full of St. Louis weird news, Halloween chaos, dangerous childhood memories, questionable life decisions, and enough sarcasm to make a giant piece of fried pasta reconsider its career.
First up, King Scott's NFL Pick'em punishment continues with Mascot Week, and today's costume is an absolute St. Louis masterpiece.
Thanks to GO! St. Louis, Scott gets stuffed inside a massive toasted ravioli costume that's been transformed into Dracula Ravioli for Halloween. We're talking vampire teeth, a Dracula hairline, and a costume so enormous the crew starts measuring it in units of Lern.
Then the conversation takes a nostalgic turn as the crew remembers the most dangerous toys of the '80s and '90s.
Remember lawn darts? Those giant metal projectiles that somehow qualified as family entertainment?
Rizz remembers childhood science kits that included real scalpels and glass slides. Lern recalls the joys of trying to bake a cake with a light bulb before giving up and eating the batter. Rafe and Moon share stories about slingshots, homemade forts, and the questionable survival instincts of kids who grew up before everybody had a smartphone.
Rafe even admits he once tried to saw an escape hatch through his bedroom floor so he could sneak in and out of the house.
His dad eventually discovered the project because sunlight was coming through the floorboards.
Some kids wanted a treehouse. Rafe wanted a prison break.
The nostalgia spirals into stories about hiding inside cabinets, sleeping in toy chests, crawling through neighborhood brush, and turning practically every outdoor structure into a military headquarters.
Lern also brings up a debate from a recent women's retreat: Does keeping a baseball bat in your car make it look like a weapon unless you also carry a baseball glove?
Rizz shares one of the most ridiculous St. Louis car theft stories the gang has heard.
According to the story discussed on the show, a man approaches a downtown hotel valet, asks for the keys to a Rivian, and simply drives away when the employee hands them over.
No elaborate disguise. No high-speed getaway. Just the confidence of a guy who apparently thinks grand theft auto is a customer-service transaction.
A grown man dressed as a vampire toasted ravioli, childhood toys that probably should've come with a lawyer, and a Halloween candy bowl that might actually be somebody's head. Welcome to The Rizzuto Show, where the scary part isn't Halloween—it's realizing these people are allowed to operate vehicles.
Rizz, Moon Valjean, Lern, Rafe Williams, and King Scott are back with another funny podcast packed with St. Louis weird news, ridiculous Halloween costumes, dangerous childhood memories, questionable decisions, and the kind of daily comedy that makes you wonder how any of us survived the 1980s.
First, King Scott's NFL Pick'em punishment takes a truly St. Louis turn when the crew stuffs him into a gigantic toasted ravioli mascot costume, courtesy of GO! St. Louis.
But because Halloween is approaching, this isn't just any toasted ravioli.
It's Dracula Ravioli.
We're talking vampire teeth, a Dracula hairline, and a massive square of pasta so wide it practically requires its own building permit.
The crew measures the costume in units of Lern, because apparently the metric system wasn't humiliating enough. At roughly one Lern tall, Scott becomes a walking, talking, meat-filled architectural problem.
Then comes the real challenge: getting the giant ravioli through the studio doorway and into his tiny producer booth.
King Scott manages to squeeze inside, but closing the door is another matter entirely. Rafe has to climb in and help adjust the microphone, creating what might be the world's most uncomfortable pasta-based recording studio.
Yesterday, Scott was trapped inside the Sweetmeat pig costume. Today, he's Dracula Ravioli. Tomorrow, there's another mascot waiting.
Rafe even reveals that, as a teenager, he tried to saw an escape hatch through his bedroom floor so he could sneak out without his strict dad noticing.
Unfortunately, his father discovered the project when sunlight started shining through the floorboards from underneath the house.
Most teenagers sneak out a window. Rafe apparently wanted to recreate The Shawshank Redemption.
The crew also gets into a debate sparked by Lern's recent women's retreat: If you keep a baseball bat in your car for protection, do you need a baseball glove to prove you're not carrying a weapon?
This launches an extremely unserious conversation about traffic stops, batting practice, tire knockers, and the world's least convincing explanation for why somebody has a baseball bat in their trunk.
A woman gets a week off work to potty-train her new puppy, Nicolas Cage apparently forgets how John Madden sounds, and King Scott is one locked knee away from becoming a toasted ravioli casualty. Welcome to The Rizzuto Show, where workplace benefits are imaginary, Hollywood is confused, and the mascot costumes are actively trying to kill us.
Rizz, Moon Valjean, Lern, Rafe Williams, and King Scott are back with another funny podcast full of ridiculous workplace debates, celebrity news, rock-and-roll nostalgia, questionable movie performances, and the kind of St. Louis morning show chaos that really should come with a waiver.
First, somebody needs to rescue King Scott from his own costume.
Mascot Week continues after Scott's NFL Pick'em punishment, and he's still trapped inside a gigantic toasted ravioli costume courtesy of GO! St. Louis.
The thing is roughly five feet tall, five feet wide, incredibly heavy, and apparently hotter than the inside of an actual deep fryer.
During the show, Rizz notices Scott leaning against the wall and briefly worries he's about to pass out. The crew warns him about locking his knees, suggests football players should train in the costume to build shoulder strength, and debates whether St. Louis should someday name a professional sports team the Raviolis.
Because nothing strikes fear into an opponent quite like a giant square of fried pasta.
Scott eventually gets permission to remove the costume for a segment, which is probably the most generous employee benefit anyone on this show has received in years.
And that brings us to the day's biggest argument: Should employees get a free week off to potty-train a new puppy?
A woman named Jenna is furious after learning that her coworker's boss offered a full week away from work to help settle in a new dog, without using any of the coworker's regular vacation days.
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A woman gets a week off work to potty-train her new puppy, Nicolas Cage apparently forgets how John Madden sounds, and King Scott is one locked knee away from becoming a toasted ravioli casualty. Welcome to The Rizzuto Show, where workplace benefits are imaginary, Hollywood is confused, and the mascot costumes are actively trying to kill us.
Rizz, Moon Valjean, Lern, Rafe Williams, and King Scott are back with another funny podcast full of ridiculous workplace debates, celebrity news, rock-and-roll nostalgia, questionable movie performances, and the kind of St. Louis morning show chaos that really should come with a waiver.
First, somebody needs to rescue King Scott from his own costume.
Mascot Week continues after Scott's NFL Pick'em punishment, and he's still trapped inside a gigantic toasted ravioli costume courtesy of GO! St. Louis.
The thing is roughly five feet tall, five feet wide, incredibly heavy, and apparently hotter than the inside of an actual deep fryer.
During the show, Rizz notices Scott leaning against the wall and briefly worries he's about to pass out. The crew warns him about locking his knees, suggests football players should train in the costume to build shoulder strength, and debates whether St. Louis should someday name a professional sports team the Raviolis.
Because nothing strikes fear into an opponent quite like a giant square of fried pasta.
Scott eventually gets permission to remove the costume for a segment, which is probably the most generous employee benefit anyone on this show has received in years.
And that brings us to the day's biggest argument: Should employees get a free week off to potty-train a new puppy?
A woman named Jenna is furious after learning that her coworker's boss offered a full week away from work to help settle in a new dog, without using any of the coworker's regular vacation days.
The time off isn't paid, but it's still an extra week away from the office.
Rizz thinks it's ridiculous.
Lern thinks it's the greatest idea corporate America has ever accidentally stumbled into.
And just like that, pet-ternity leave becomes the hill Lern is prepared to die on.
She argues that people are overworked, animals are family, and companies should stop acting like employees owe them every waking moment of their lives. If somebody wants a week to bond with a new pug, let them have it.
Rizz wants to know who's covering the work while everybody else is home teaching a puppy where to pee.
Moon wonders where the policy ends. If dogs qualify, what about hamsters? Goldfish? Taking a week off for a really nice hike?
Lern enthusiastically approves almost all of it.
Before long, she's designing her own imaginary company, complete with generous benefits, unlimited happiness, a soap-and-lotion business, and a workforce that may never actually show up.
Rafe joins the discussion with his theory that we've turned pets into furry reflections of ourselves, complete with anxiety, medications, and emotional support needs.
Meanwhile, Rizz continues bravely defending the radical concept of using vacation days for vacations.
It's a workplace debate that starts with puppy potty training and somehow ends with accusations that Rizz has the mentality of a 1950s coal mine supervisor.
If you've ever wanted to know whether your boss should approve a week of hamster-related self-care, this is the funny podcast for you.
Then the gang turns its attention to Hollywood, where Nicolas Cage's portrayal of legendary football broadcaster John Madden is generating some spectacularly confused reactions.
The crew watches a clip from the upcoming Madden movie featuring Cage as Madden and Joel Murray as Pat Summerall.
There's a broadcasting booth. There's a telestrator. There's football history being recreated.
And there's Nicolas Cage sounding an awful lot like Nicolas Cage.
Rizz can't get past the voice. Moon attempts to grade the performance on a scale of actually sounding like Madden versus simply being yourself. Rafe remembers Cage's disappearing Southern accent in Con Air, while Lern wonders whether people who aren't familiar with the real John Madden might actually enjoy the movie.
The conversation becomes a full-blown examination of Nicolas Cage's acting career, from genuinely incredible performances to the roles that make you wonder whether somebody lost a bet.
Moon even floats the theory that the awkward clip might be intentional marketing.
Because apparently the best way to sell a movie is to make everybody argue about whether it's terrible.
Next up, Lern delivers a passionate review of the theatrical presentation of Back to the Beginning, the massive tribute to Ozzy Osbourne and Black Sabbath.
After attending a screening with Tim and friends, Lern explains why the concert film hit harder emotionally than she expected.
She breaks down standout performances from Yungblud, Lamb of God, Tool, and other artists paying tribute to the band that helped shape generations of heavy music.
The conversation turns especially emotional when Lern describes the film's presentation of Ozzy's performance of "Mama, I'm Coming Home" and the way the concert's final moments were edited together.
For once, the crew manages to discuss something genuinely moving.
Don't worry. It doesn't last.
Celebrity gossip soon takes over with a discussion of unconfirmed reports about Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce's wedding privacy, alleged leaked decorations, and the possibility of an extremely expensive carousel.
The gang debates whether celebrity privacy is even possible when your life is already one of the world's largest entertainment franchises.
Elsewhere in entertainment news, Lern discusses a new book's allegations about a frightening trip involving Kim Kardashian and Kanye West, while Gene Simmons sparks a conversation about artificial intelligence and music royalties.
The crew also listens to Mudvayne frontman Chad Gray's heavy cover of Christina Aguilera's "Beautiful."
What sounds like a strange combination on paper turns out to be a pleasant surprise, with Moon and the others admitting the performance works better than expected.
John Stamos stepping in for the Beach Boys at an Epcot concert series leads to another discussion: When should aging musicians finally retire?
And why does it sometimes seem like rock stars would rather be carried onto the stage than stop performing?
Then there's Ryan Gosling's band, Dead Man's Bones, which sends the crew into a conversation about his music, his acting career, and the memorable story of Gosling gaining weight for The Lovely Bones without first clearing the transformation with director Peter Jackson.
Apparently, showing up to a major film production looking dramatically different from the actor they hired is not always considered a bold creative choice.
Rafe also recommends Song Sung Blue, starring Hugh Jackman and Kate Hudson, prompting a surprisingly passionate conversation about Neil Diamond and the greatest songwriters of all time.
The entertainment chaos continues with Jennifer Lawrence discussing The Hunger Games, Moon demanding an explanation for the podcast title Call Her Daddy, and a few jokes that prove the crew should probably stop trying to construct celebrity family trees.
Finally, Lern challenges everybody to a classic 1980s horror villain survival test.
Could Rizz survive an army of Gremlins?
Could Moon outrun Michael Myers?
Could Rafe take down Jack Torrance from The Shining?
And could King Scott defeat Chucky while still wearing the enormous toasted ravioli costume?
The gang also debates Freddy Krueger, the Critters, and Pinhead from Hellraiser, with everyone displaying an impressive amount of confidence for people who would probably struggle to survive a mildly inconvenient haunted house.
It's another day of weird news, entertainment gossip, funny stories, nostalgic movie debates, and sarcastic humor from The Rizzuto Show on 105.7 The Point in St. Louis.
Whether you're fighting for puppy parental leave, questioning Nicolas Cage's acting choices, mourning the golden age of heavy metal, or wondering which horror villain you could defeat in hand-to-hand combat, this funny podcast has something ridiculous for you.
Hit play, give your dog a treat, let King Scott out of the ravioli, and remember: if your boss offers a free week off to potty-train a pug, maybe don't tell Rizz.
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A grown man dressed as a vampire toasted ravioli, childhood toys that probably should've come with a lawyer, and a Halloween candy bowl that might actually be somebody's head. Welcome to The Rizzuto Show, where the scary part isn't Halloween—it's realizing these people are allowed to operate vehicles.
Rizz, Moon Valjean, Lern, Rafe Williams, and King Scott are back with another funny podcast packed with St. Louis weird news, ridiculous Halloween costumes, dangerous childhood memories, questionable decisions, and the kind of daily comedy that makes you wonder how any of us survived the 1980s.
First, King Scott's NFL Pick'em punishment takes a truly St. Louis turn when the crew stuffs him into a gigantic toasted ravioli mascot costume, courtesy of GO! St. Louis.
But because Halloween is approaching, this isn't just any toasted ravioli.
It's Dracula Ravioli.
We're talking vampire teeth, a Dracula hairline, and a massive square of pasta so wide it practically requires its own building permit.
The crew measures the costume in units of Lern, because apparently the metric system wasn't humiliating enough. At roughly one Lern tall, Scott becomes a walking, talking, meat-filled architectural problem.
Then comes the real challenge: getting the giant ravioli through the studio doorway and into his tiny producer booth.
Scott manages to squeeze inside, but closing the door is another matter entirely. Rafe has to climb in and help adjust the microphone, creating what might be the world's most uncomfortable pasta-based recording studio.
Yesterday, Scott was trapped inside the Sweetmeat pig costume. Today, he's Dracula Ravioli. Tomorrow, there's another mascot waiting.
Losing the NFL Pick'em challenge has officially become a full-time job in the humiliation industry.
From there, the gang takes a trip down memory lane to discuss the most dangerous toys of the '80s and '90s.
Remember lawn darts? Those giant metal projectiles that somebody looked at and decided belonged at a family barbecue?
How about clackers, BB guns, wrist rockets, spark-producing Rollerblade Barbie skates, sharp slap bracelets, chemistry sets with actual scalpels, and Easy-Bake Ovens that took approximately three business days to produce a brownie?
Rizz remembers microscope kits with glass slides and surgical-grade cutting tools. Lern recalls getting impatient with her Easy-Bake Oven and eating the batter before the light bulb could finish cooking anything.
Rafe remembers the neighborhood weapons arsenal, including slingshots and a modified Wiffle ball bat. Moon remembers childhood forts, hiding spots, and the general lack of adult supervision that made growing up feel like a low-budget survival reality show.
Naturally, the conversation leads to stories about kids hiding in cabinets, sleeping inside toy chests, crawling through neighborhood brush, and turning electrical utility areas into imaginary military headquarters.
Rafe even reveals that, as a teenager, he tried to saw an escape hatch through his bedroom floor so he could sneak out without his strict dad noticing.
Unfortunately, his father discovered the project when sunlight started shining through the floorboards from underneath the house.
Most teenagers sneak out a window. Rafe apparently wanted to recreate The Shawshank Redemption.
The crew also gets into a debate sparked by Lern's recent women's retreat: If you keep a baseball bat in your car for protection, do you need a baseball glove to prove you're not carrying a weapon?
This launches an extremely unserious conversation about traffic stops, batting practice, tire knockers, and the world's least convincing explanation for why somebody has a baseball bat in their trunk.
Please don't use this segment as legal advice. These are radio people. One of them is currently a ravioli.
Meanwhile, Lern is preparing for a long weekend in Chicago, complete with a Lake Michigan dinner cruise, a visit with coworkers, and a celebration of her 12th wedding anniversary with Tim.
Rizz immediately questions the decision to eat dinner on a boat when Chicago has so many restaurants.
Because nothing says friendship like criticizing somebody else's vacation itinerary before they've even left town.
Moon also shares a stressful parenting moment after helping his son purchase a used Ford Mustang EcoBoost.
The excitement of getting a cool car quickly turns into a nightmare when the engine starts acting up shortly after leaving the dealership. A diagnostic check suggests two cylinders aren't firing, sending Moon and his son straight into used-car panic mode.
Thankfully, the dealership takes the vehicle back, replaces the spark plugs, and gets it running properly again.
At least for now.
Because buying a used car is basically gambling, except the slot machine needs insurance.
And speaking of vehicles, Rizz brings up a bizarre St. Louis car theft story involving a man who allegedly walks up to a downtown hotel valet and simply asks for the keys to a Rivian.
The valet reportedly hands them over.
That's it.
No elaborate plan. No disguise. No action-movie getaway.
Just a guy asking for a vehicle that doesn't belong to him and apparently receiving excellent customer service.
According to the story discussed on the show, police locate the suspect nearby, and he allegedly admits knowing the vehicle wasn't his.
His explanation? Sometimes bad decisions are more fun than good decisions.
That's not a defense strategy. That's a bumper sticker for people who make terrible choices.
Then Halloween takes a disturbing turn when the crew discusses a story involving a human skull reportedly used as a candy bowl for years.
What the homeowner apparently believed was a fake Halloween decoration becomes a whole lot more concerning when somebody notices dental work that suggests the skull might be real.
Imagine telling trick-or-treaters to grab a Snickers out of a skull for four years, only to learn that your festive decoration might require a forensic investigation.
Suddenly, the giant vampire ravioli is only the second-weirdest Halloween story of the day.
The gang also reacts to a hilarious video of a child rattling off a wildly dramatic list of medical conditions at a doctor's office, talks about sleep habits and nighttime drooling, and checks in on Moon's upcoming dermatology appointment.
It's another beautifully chaotic morning of weird news, nostalgic stories, local headlines, family disasters, and sarcastic humor from your favorite St. Louis comedy talk show.
Whether you grew up dodging lawn darts, have ever experienced used-car buyer's remorse, or simply need to hear a grown man attempt to operate a radio studio while dressed as a vampire appetizer, this funny podcast delivers the ridiculousness.
Because when your day starts with Dracula Ravioli and ends with a human skull candy bowl, you're not listening to an ordinary morning show.
You're listening to The Rizzuto Show.
Hit play, keep your Halloween candy in a normal bowl, and remember: just because a valet hands you the keys doesn't mean the car is yours.
And if you've ever wondered what happens when St. Louis weird news collides with childhood nostalgia, NFL punishments, and a crew that refuses to behave like responsible adults, this funny podcast has your answer.
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King Scott has officially become a five-foot-tall vampire toasted ravioli, somebody's Halloween candy bowl turns out to be an actual human skull, and a St. Louis car thief apparently discovers that all you have to do is ask nicely. Welcome to The Rizzuto Show, where common sense is optional and Halloween gets weirder by the minute.
Rizz, Moon Valjean, Lern, Rafe Williams, and King Scott are back with another funny podcast full of St. Louis weird news, Halloween chaos, dangerous childhood memories, questionable life decisions, and enough sarcasm to make a giant piece of fried pasta reconsider its career.
First up, King Scott's NFL Pick'em punishment continues with Mascot Week, and today's costume is an absolute St. Louis masterpiece.
Thanks to GO! St. Louis, Scott gets stuffed inside a massive toasted ravioli costume that's been transformed into Dracula Ravioli for Halloween. We're talking vampire teeth, a Dracula hairline, and a costume so enormous the crew starts measuring it in units of Lern.
It's approximately one Lern tall, ridiculously wide, and apparently designed by somebody who has never encountered a standard doorway.
The gang watches Scott attempt to squeeze out of the studio and into his tiny producer booth without destroying the costume, the doorframe, or his remaining dignity.
Yesterday, he was trapped inside a sweaty Sweetmeat pig costume. Today, he's a vampire ravioli. Tomorrow? Somehow, there's still more mascot punishment to come.
This is what happens when you lose an NFL football challenge on a morning radio show. You don't just lose your pride. You become dinner.
Then the conversation takes a nostalgic turn as the crew remembers the most dangerous toys of the '80s and '90s.
Remember lawn darts? Those giant metal projectiles that somehow qualified as family entertainment?
How about clackers, BB guns, wrist rockets, sparking Rollerblade Barbie skates, sharp slap bracelets, chemistry sets with questionable ingredients, Easy-Bake Ovens, and pogo sticks that seemed specifically designed to send somebody to urgent care?
Rizz remembers childhood science kits that included real scalpels and glass slides. Lern recalls the joys of trying to bake a cake with a light bulb before giving up and eating the batter. Rafe and Moon share stories about slingshots, homemade forts, and the questionable survival instincts of kids who grew up before everybody had a smartphone.
Rafe even admits he once tried to saw an escape hatch through his bedroom floor so he could sneak in and out of the house.
His dad eventually discovered the project because sunlight was coming through the floorboards.
Some kids wanted a treehouse. Rafe wanted a prison break.
The nostalgia spirals into stories about hiding inside cabinets, sleeping in toy chests, crawling through neighborhood brush, and turning practically every outdoor structure into a military headquarters.
It's a miracle any of these people survived childhood long enough to become radio professionals. And we're using the word professionals generously.
Lern also brings up a debate from a recent women's retreat: Does keeping a baseball bat in your car make it look like a weapon unless you also carry a baseball glove?
Naturally, this leads to an extremely unqualified discussion about self-defense, tire knockers, and what a police officer might think if you claim you're on your way to batting practice.
Somehow, a baseball glove becomes the most important piece of legal equipment in the conversation.
Meanwhile, Lern is preparing for a long weekend in Chicago, where she's planning to meet coworkers, enjoy a Lake Michigan dinner cruise, and celebrate her 12th wedding anniversary with Tim.
Rizz immediately questions the wisdom of eating dinner on a boat when Chicago has perfectly good restaurants.
Because nothing says friendship like criticizing somebody's vacation before they've even packed.
Moon also shares the emotional roller coaster of helping his son buy a used Ford Mustang EcoBoost. The excitement of getting a cool car quickly turns into panic when an engine problem appears shortly after leaving the dealership.
Fortunately, the dealer addresses the issue, but the experience launches the crew into a discussion about used-car warranties, dealership trust, and the terrifying moment when your dream car starts acting like a financial nightmare.
And speaking of vehicles, Rizz shares one of the most ridiculous St. Louis car theft stories the gang has heard.
According to the story discussed on the show, a man approaches a downtown hotel valet, asks for the keys to a Rivian, and simply drives away when the employee hands them over.
No elaborate disguise. No high-speed getaway. Just the confidence of a guy who apparently thinks grand theft auto is a customer-service transaction.
Police reportedly find him nearby, and the suspect allegedly explains his decision with the unforgettable philosophy that bad decisions are sometimes more fun than good ones.
That's certainly one way to explain a felony.
The crew also dives into the strange world of Halloween decorations, including a story about a homeowner who reportedly spent four years using what he believed was a fake skull as a candy bowl.
Unfortunately, according to the story, a guest with dental knowledge notices something suspicious about the teeth.
The skull appears to have real dental fillings.
Suddenly, the festive front-porch decoration is looking a lot less like something from a Halloween store and a lot more like evidence.
The homeowner reportedly contacts authorities, and the skull is taken for examination.
Imagine spending four Halloweens telling neighborhood kids to reach inside a skull for candy, only to discover that somebody may have once used it to think.
That is not a fun-size surprise.
Elsewhere, the gang reacts to a hilarious video of a child at a doctor's office listing increasingly outrageous diseases he thinks he might have, debates nighttime drooling and sleep habits, and checks in on Moon's upcoming dermatology appointment.
It's health news delivered by people who probably shouldn't be allowed to diagnose a houseplant.
From Dracula toasted ravioli and dangerous childhood toys to bizarre local crime, Halloween horror stories, family road trips, and the occasional actual medical concern, this funny podcast is packed with the daily comedy, weird news, and St. Louis entertainment that make The Rizzuto Show such a beautifully ridiculous morning show.
Whether you grew up dodging lawn darts, have ever bought a suspicious used car, or simply want to hear a grown man struggle to operate a radio studio while dressed as a vampire appetizer, this funny podcast has you covered.
Hit play, keep your Halloween candy in a regular bowl, and remember: if someone hands you the keys to a Rivian, that doesn't automatically mean it's yours.
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King Scott smells like a salami sandwich, Rizz nearly loses hundreds of dollars to a Taylor Swift ticket scam, and Chris Kerber reveals he's secretly running a homeowners association with the attitude of a hockey enforcer. Throw in a ghost that apparently just wanted to cuddle, a suspicious soccer-ticket exchange in London, and the mystery of September birthdays, and you've got another spectacularly dysfunctional day on The Rizzuto Show.
Rizz, Moon Valjean, Lern, Rafe Williams, and King Scott are back with another funny podcast packed with Halloween chaos, weird news, celebrity gossip, St. Louis Blues hockey, paranormal encounters, concert ticket disasters, and the kind of conversations that make you wonder whether this crew should be allowed to make decisions without adult supervision.
First up, King Scott officially begins Mascot Week, his punishment for losing Week 7 of the NFL Pick'em Challenge.
The rules are simple: Scott has to wear a different mascot costume every day.
Unfortunately, his first assignment is Sweetmeat, the legendary pig mascot from 105.7 The Point, and the costume has apparently absorbed enough sweat over the years to qualify as its own ecosystem.
The giant pig head smells like a salami sandwich. The armpits are horrifying. The oversized shoes look like they survived the Reagan administration. And Scott's magnificent hair makes the whole thing resemble a pig with an '80s mullet.
Rafe describes the mascot head as being lined with prosciutto, Moon points out that Sweetmeat clearly skipped leg day, and Lern takes great pleasure in watching Scott attempt to squeeze through the studio doorway.
The best part? Scott decides to eat a beef stick while wearing the costume.
Pork on pork.
It's the sort of decision that makes you realize losing the NFL Pick'em Challenge isn't even Scott's biggest problem.
The crew also previews other potential mascot appearances, including costumes associated with the St. Louis Battlehawks, local restaurants, and other familiar St. Louis favorites.
Somewhere, Fredbird and Louie are watching this unfold and reconsidering their career choices.
Then things get supernatural when a listener emails the show claiming he once had a ghost cuddle him while recovering in a hospital.
According to his account, the mysterious visitor appeared repeatedly until a priest became involved. The listener insists nothing sexual happened, which naturally gives Rizz, Moon, Lern, and Rafe approximately a thousand questions.
Was it a friendly ghost? A dream? A hallucination? Does cuddling count as a relationship? And why does The Rizzuto Show suddenly have enough paranormal dating stories to launch a supernatural matchmaking service?
The crew also remembers a previous listener who claimed to have married and divorced a ghost.
Apparently, even death isn't enough to save some relationships.
With Halloween approaching, the gang gets into costume planning, family parties, and the delicate art of surviving October without embarrassing yourself.
Moon reveals that his house has somehow become the designated gathering place for a group of teenagers, despite nobody officially asking his permission.
Rizz prepares for Halloween festivities, Lern talks costumes, and everybody debates the logistical nightmare of hosting kids who apparently believe the entire neighborhood is their personal event venue.
And speaking of family activities that might require an explanation, Rizz introduces a ranking of America's most common birthdays.
It turns out September is absolutely packed with birthdays, especially between September 8th and September 21st.
The most common date discussed on the show? September 9th.
Naturally, the crew immediately realizes that nine months before September puts conception right around the winter holidays.
Christmas. New Year's Eve. Holiday parties. Mistletoe.
Apparently, December isn't just the season of giving. It's also the season of creating somebody who will eventually need braces.
Things get even stranger when Rizz and Rafe discover that both of their fathers are named Dennis and were born on September 9th.
That's either an incredible coincidence or proof that the universe has been recycling dads.
The gang checks everyone's birthday rankings, investigates the rarest dates, and discusses why holidays like Christmas, New Year's Day, and February 29th appear near the bottom of the list.
It's a fascinating statistical discussion that somehow becomes an investigation into what everybody's parents were doing nine months before their birthday.
You're welcome, Mom and Dad.
Then Rizz brings up a story involving a Canadian couple accused of scamming Taylor Swift fans out of approximately $190,000 by selling Eras Tour tickets that didn't exist.
Fans reportedly paid for seats they never received, with some traveling long distances and spending additional money on flights and hotels before discovering they'd been ripped off.
That brings back a painful memory for Rizz, who nearly lost hundreds of dollars trying to buy Taylor Swift tickets for his daughter.
Rafe helped track down what seemed like a promising deal, but something about the transaction didn't feel right.
The seller couldn't provide convincing proof of the tickets, and thankfully the guys stopped before sending money.
A rare moment of responsible decision-making on The Rizzuto Show.
Please mark your calendars.
Meanwhile, Moon shares his own unbelievably sketchy ticket-buying experience in London, where he purchased a Chelsea soccer ticket through an unfamiliar reseller.
Instead of receiving a normal electronic ticket, Moon was instructed to meet a mystery person at a specific street corner near a mailbox.
Nothing screams legitimate sporting event like standing on a London sidewalk waiting for a stranger to appear with an envelope.
Against all odds, the man actually showed up, handed Moon a ticket, and disappeared.
Even more shocking? The ticket worked.
Moon got into the match, and the rest of the crew got another reminder that his travel adventures are apparently protected by a supernatural force that refuses to let common sense interfere.
The conversation expands into concert ticket bots, resale prices, duplicate tickets, and the increasingly ridiculous process of trying to attend a live event without getting financially destroyed.
Then it's time to celebrate National Chocolate Day, which arrives just before Halloween.
Lern admits she's already been eating from the Halloween candy stash sitting on her dining room table, while Rizz, Moon, and Rafe debate expensive chocolate bars, Dubai chocolate, local St. Louis candy shops, and whether anyone who dislikes chocolate can be trusted.
That discussion leads to one of the day's most unnecessary scientific investigations:
How much chocolate would someone theoretically have to eat to suffer a fatal overdose?
Rafe brings up a calculation suggesting that a 165-pound adult would need to consume approximately 711 regular Hershey's bars to reach a potentially fatal dose of theobromine.
Rizz immediately announces that he always stops at 710.
The gang then starts investigating other things that can become dangerous when consumed in extreme quantities, including water, bananas, and apples.
Because apparently National Chocolate Day needed a toxicology segment.
Please don't test any of these theories. The show has enough bad decisions without the audience trying to break a world record in the candy aisle.
And just when things couldn't get stranger, Chris Kerber, the voice of the St. Louis Blues, joins the show and reveals he's also the president of his neighborhood homeowners association.
Yes. That Chris Kerber.
The same guy who calls Blues games is apparently spending his free time dealing with angry emails about weeds, Christmas decorations, trash cans, and giant metal chickens.
Chris explains his refreshingly sarcastic approach to HOA leadership.
If somebody complains about weeds, he suggests they go pull them.
If somebody complains about Christmas decorations his wife volunteered to install, he offers to let them store and put up the decorations next year.
And when one resident complains about a giant metal rooster in a neighbor's yard, Chris helps arrange for the rooster to be moved into the backyard—with the added possibility of a spotlight aimed toward the complaining neighbor.
That's not neighborhood diplomacy.
That's HOA-level psychological warfare.
The crew also debates a story about an HOA allegedly discouraging full-size Halloween candy bars because other households might feel bad.
Chris makes his position clear: hand out whatever candy you want.
Finally, some leadership this country can get behind.
Of course, Chris also delivers some actual St. Louis Blues hockey analysis, discussing the availability of Blue Note Plus on DirecTV, the challenges of modern sports broadcasting, and the Blues' recent offensive struggles.
After frustrating back-to-back home shutouts, Chris breaks down the team's scoring opportunities, the outstanding opposing goaltending, and what the Blues need to do heading into their games against Boston and Detroit.
So yes, between ghost cuddling, pig costumes, and chocolate overdose calculations, somebody actually discusses professional sports.
We know. We're shocked too.
From King Scott's sweaty mascot humiliation and paranormal relationship mysteries to September birthday statistics, Taylor Swift ticket scams, Halloween candy controversies, and Chris Kerber's neighborhood leadership philosophy, this funny podcast delivers a spectacular mix of weird news, St. Louis comedy, pop culture commentary, and everyday absurdity.
It's the kind of daily entertainment that reminds you the world is full of strange people—and somehow most of them end up being discussed before lunch on 105.7 The Point.
Whether you're a Blues fan, a Swiftie, a Halloween enthusiast, a person who's survived an HOA nightmare, or somebody who simply enjoys hearing King Scott suffer inside a giant pig costume, this funny podcast has something for you.
Hit play, double-check those concert tickets, keep your Halloween candy away from Lern, and remember: if Chris Kerber asks you to move your giant metal rooster, you might want to check where the spotlight is pointing.
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