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A naked man takes a stroll through a Missouri nature preserve, a three-year-old soccer superstar gets benched, and his parents somehow turn a children's soccer game into a police matter. Welcome to Tuesday on The Rizzuto Show, where the kids might actually be the most responsible people in the room.
Rizz, Moon Valjean, King Scott, Lern, and Rafe Williams are back with another funny podcast full of weird news, St. Louis stories, terrible parenting decisions, internet slang, and conversations that absolutely did not need to get this personal before breakfast.
First up, a 32-year-old High Ridge man is facing a sexual misconduct charge after allegedly walking completely naked along a trail at a Missouri nature preserve. A witness reportedly photographed both the man and his vehicle, giving investigators more evidence than anyone ever wanted to collect during a peaceful outdoor walk.
Naturally, this sends the crew into a completely unnecessary investigation of classic trench-coat flashers, New York City subway experiences, Seinfeld, and the apparently universal question of what kind of coat a person wears when they're planning to ruin somebody else's afternoon.
Lern shares stories about women encountering unwanted public exposure, while the guys somehow manage to turn the entire conversation into a debate about trench-coat fashion. Somewhere, a park ranger is reconsidering their career.
Then things get even more ridiculous when a three-year-old soccer phenom named Nevada becomes the center of a viral youth sports controversy in Winter Park, Florida.
According to the story discussed on the show, Nevada was so talented that he was dominating games against five-year-olds. The league tried to give other children a chance to play, his parents reportedly became disruptive, and police were eventually called.
To be clear, the police weren't called because a toddler was too good at soccer. They were called over the adults' behavior. Which is somehow both reassuring and incredibly depressing.
The crew debates whether Nevada deserves tougher competition, whether the league handled things properly, and why some parents treat instructional soccer like the World Cup final. Moon and Rizz share their own youth sports horror stories, including parents screaming at coaches, games interrupted by police, and one particularly memorable adult allegedly showing up with a briefcase full of bricks.
A briefcase. Full of bricks.
And people wonder why youth sports need security.
The discussion also takes a surprisingly wholesome turn when Scott spots a group of neighborhood teenagers playing the classic game of ding-dong ditch. Instead of getting angry, he's delighted to see that kids still know how to cause a little harmless mischief without turning it into a social media challenge.
Rafe remembers neighborhood dads who made Halloween pranks more entertaining by dressing as scarecrows and chasing kids around, while Rizz recalls sitting in his driveway dressed as a giant white rabbit. Because nothing says childhood memories quite like a grown man in a bunny suit.
Meanwhile, Dictionary.com's Word of the Year sparks another generational crisis when the gang tries to understand the internet slang term maxing. From looksmaxing to sleepmaxing, apparently everything now needs to be optimized to an absurd degree.
That leads to arguments about whether saying somebody "ate" is a compliment, whether "lit" is officially dead, and what exactly the infamous Gen Z stare is supposed to communicate. The crew realizes they're becoming the adults who need teenagers to explain the English language to them, and nobody is handling it particularly well.
But beneath all the jokes, the show also digs into a more serious topic: bigorexia, or muscle dysmorphia, and the growing pressure on young men to build bigger, more muscular bodies.
Rizz and Lern discuss how social media, fitness influencers, gym culture, and unrealistic body expectations can affect teenagers. The crew shares stories about young people becoming obsessed with lifting weights, the dangers of steroid use, and the difference between healthy exercise and an unhealthy fixation on appearance.
Of course, Rafe manages to bring the conversation back to the absurdity of BMI charts and what he'd look like at the lowest end of his supposed healthy weight range. Spoiler: nobody is prepared for that mental image.
It's another funny podcast that somehow travels from public nudity and youth soccer meltdowns to teenage pranks, internet culture, parenting disasters, and the very real pressures facing kids today.
Whether you're here for bizarre local news, hilarious family stories, St. Louis comedy, or the joy of hearing four adults struggle to understand slang invented by people half their age, this funny podcast has plenty of chaos to go around.
Hit play, keep your clothes on at the nature preserve, and please remember: if your child's soccer game requires a police report, you might be taking it a little too seriously.
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A man addicted to humping the air, a football punishment that could leave somebody barefoot for a week, a desperate search for a leather codpiece, and a scientific discovery that might change how you handle a stuffy nose. Welcome to The Rizzuto Show, where the conversations are ridiculous and the HR department has officially stopped returning our calls.
Rizz, Moon Valjean, Lern, and Rafe Williams are back with another funny podcast packed with weird news, embarrassing personal stories, relationship chaos, St. Louis sports, and enough questionable decisions to make you wonder how this morning show is still legally allowed to operate.
First up, the crew discovers Dexter Mims Jr., a man featured in a viral video who claims he's addicted to humping the air. Yes, the actual air. Apparently, Mother Nature provides everything he needs, and an open freezer might be his idea of a romantic getaway. Rafe insists the bizarre My Strange Addiction segment is real, while Rizz and Moon are convinced they're watching an elaborate comedy sketch. Either way, the gang has approximately a thousand questions, and none of them should be asked on the radio.
Then it's time for Sexy Time Fun Facts, where researchers claim romantic relationships generally fall into four categories: on-again/off-again couples, drama-filled couples, social butterflies, and couples who focus almost entirely on each other.
Naturally, this turns into a therapy session nobody requested. Rizz admits that sarcastic bickering is practically a love language in his marriage, while the crew swaps stories about couples who fight so aggressively in public that everyone else at the dinner table starts looking for an emergency exit. If you've ever been trapped in a car with a couple that breaks up and gets back together before the next gas station, congratulations. You know exactly what we're talking about.
Meanwhile, the NFL Pick'em Punishment Wheel is preparing to destroy another member of the show. After Moon's humiliating sandwich-board punishment on Olive Boulevard, King Scott is dangerously close to spinning the wheel himself. Possible consequences include a truck-stop makeover, karaoke, and the horrifying No Shoes Week, where the loser has to walk barefoot around the radio station. Including the bathrooms. Because apparently regular embarrassment wasn't enough, and now we're experimenting with athlete's foot.
Speaking of questionable life choices, Rizz returns from a whirlwind trip to Los Angeles for his buddy Woody's surprise 50th birthday party. The celebration was great. The airports? Not so much.
Packed Southwest flights, passengers standing up the second the plane lands, people fighting to make connecting flights, and a $28 airport salad have Rizz questioning the future of air travel. The gang debates airplane etiquette, aisle seats, and why everyone suddenly thinks they're entitled to exit the plane before the people sitting in front of them. It's basically a flying metal tube full of people who have forgotten how lines work.
Back in St. Louis, Moon has something to celebrate for once! His daughter's high school football team finally wins a game on Senior Night, delivering an emotional moment for a proud cheer dad who has spent years watching the squad perform in front of increasingly empty stands. There are touchdowns, a huge celebration, and a near field-storming situation. Moon is thrilled, the kids are ecstatic, and the rest of the crew is trying to figure out whether one victory qualifies as a championship parade.
Lern also returns from a women's wellness retreat in Innsbrook, where yoga, breathwork, sound bowls, journaling, emotional breakthroughs, and an unexpected shirtless spectator across the lake make for a weekend the guys absolutely refuse to let her describe peacefully. She went looking for inner peace. She returned to a room full of men determined to ruin it.
Then there's Rafe Williams and the Great Leather Codpiece Quest.
Rafe needs a very specific piece of Halloween costume equipment, which leads him to Patricia's for an unforgettable shopping adventure. Between the awkward customer-service interactions, a mysterious boxed-up doll named Amber, and the increasingly desperate hunt for the perfect codpiece, this may be the most uncomfortable shopping trip in Rizz Show history. And considering the people involved, that's a competitive category.
The crew also debates trunk-or-treat versus traditional trick-or-treating, wondering whether Halloween has lost its magic or whether everyone on the show is simply becoming the grumpy adult they used to make fun of.
And just when you think the conversations can't get any stranger, Rizz introduces a study suggesting that reaching climax may temporarily relieve nasal congestion.
That's right. According to the research discussed on the show, there may be an alternative to reaching for the nasal spray, although the relief doesn't last nearly as long as the crew would probably prefer.
Moon immediately wants to know whether different methods produce different results. Lern starts reconsidering every stuffy nose she's ever had, and Rafe volunteers to conduct additional research, complete with a lab coat, whiteboard, and a potential Shark Tank pitch. Somewhere, an actual scientist is begging these people to stop saying the word "hypothesis."
Throw in discussions about AI anxiety, The Terminator, The Matrix, celebrity gossip, movie debates, and the closing of Chevy's Fresh Mex in Olivette, and you've got another funny podcast loaded with everything that makes The Rizzuto Show the most delightfully dysfunctional part of your day.
From air-humping addictions and romantic disasters to football miracles, barefoot punishments, airport rage, and scientifically questionable congestion relief, this funny podcast proves that no subject is too ridiculous and no conversation is too awkward for Rizz and the gang.
Listen now. And remember: if you find yourself barefoot in a radio station bathroom, shopping for a leather codpiece, or conducting independent nasal research, you may need to reconsider your life choices.
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A man claims he's addicted to humping the air, scientists say your relationship fits into one of four categories, and apparently there's a much more entertaining way to clear a stuffy nose. Welcome to The Rizzuto Show, where even medical research needs an HR warning.
Rizz, Moon Valjean, Lern, and Rafe Williams are back with another funny podcast packed with bizarre addictions, relationship disasters, questionable science, and conversations that absolutely should not happen before most people have finished their coffee.
First up, the crew discovers Dexter Mims Jr., a 48-year-old man featured in a viral clip who claims he's addicted to humping the air. Not people. Not furniture. The actual air. Apparently, Mother Nature is all the companionship he needs.
The video appears to come from TLC's My Strange Addiction, but Rizz and Moon aren't buying it. Is this a legitimate reality television segment or an elaborate comedy sketch? Rafe insists it's real, the others point out suspiciously dramatic acting, and everybody agrees that watching a grown man get excited about cold air from a freezer is an experience you can't unsee.
Then it's time for Sexy Time Fun Facts, where relationship researchers have supposedly narrowed the entire dating world down to four types of couples: on-again/off-again, drama-filled, social butterflies, and couples completely focused on each other.
Naturally, the gang starts examining their own relationships. Rizz admits that he and his wife have turned sarcastic bickering into something resembling a competitive sport, while Lern and Moon share stories about couples whose public arguments made everyone else at the dinner table seriously consider an emergency exit.
Ever been trapped in a car with a couple that breaks up and gets back together every fifteen minutes? Or watched two married people casually roast each other's entire romantic history over appetizers? Congratulations. You've experienced the kind of relationship chaos that keeps this funny podcast employed.
And just when you think things can't get more uncomfortable, Rizz introduces a scientific study suggesting that reaching climax may temporarily relieve nasal congestion.
That's right. Forget the tissues. According to the research discussed on the show, sexual activity may provide stuffy-nose relief comparable to a decongestant spray immediately afterward, although the benefit is temporary.
Of course, Moon wants clarification on whether different methods produce different results. Lern starts questioning her own past experiences with congestion, and Rafe volunteers to conduct further research. He even starts planning a lab coat, a whiteboard, and a potential appearance on Shark Tank.
Somewhere, an actual medical researcher is reconsidering every career decision they've ever made.
It's weird television, dating disasters, embarrassing relationship stories, sarcastic humor, and scientific discoveries nobody should trust this crew to investigate.
Another funny podcast from The Rizzuto Show proves that love is complicated, reality TV is questionable, and sometimes the strangest conversations are the ones that leave you breathing a little easier.
Listen now. Just maybe don't play this episode during your next couples therapy appointment.
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The Rizzuto Show is back with another funny podcast featuring Rizz, Moon Valjean, King Scott, Lern, and Rafe Williams, where football predictions have consequences, airport etiquette is apparently extinct, and the robot apocalypse might already be loading.
First up, the NFL Pick'em Punishment Wheel is back to ruin somebody's week. After Moon's sandwich-board adventure on Olive Boulevard, King Scott is dangerously close to his first punishment of the season. The possible consequences? A truck-stop makeover, karaoke, or the horrifying prospect of No Shoes Week, which means walking barefoot around the radio station. Yes, including the bathrooms. Apparently, the punishment wheel is also a public health experiment.
Meanwhile, Rizz returns from a whirlwind 24-hour trip to Los Angeles for his buddy Woody's surprise 50th birthday party. The celebration was great. The airports? An absolute disaster. Packed flights, passengers standing up the second the plane lands, people fighting to make connecting flights, and a $28 airport salad that should've come with a payment plan. Rizz has officially entered his aisle-seat era, and the rest of humanity is making him regret it.
Back in St. Louis, the gang says goodbye to a familiar landmark as Chevy's Fresh Mex in Olivette closes after decades on Olive Boulevard. Cue the nostalgia for tableside guacamole, old-school Tex-Mex, and all those restaurants everyone claims to love but hasn't visited in ten years. Nothing says local heartbreak like realizing you personally haven't supported the place since the Obama administration.
Then things get futuristic. A growing AI anxiety-rewatch trend has people revisiting The Terminator, The Matrix, and Blade Runner while wondering whether Hollywood has been warning us about our robot overlords this entire time. Are we headed for Skynet, human battery pods, or Idiocracy? The crew debates our dystopian future, and somehow Southwest Airlines passengers are already dressed for it.
Plus, Lern delivers another round of Crap on Celebrities, including updates involving Ric Flair, rumored celebrity romance, Michael Douglas discussing movie love scenes, a disruption on the set of the Miami Vice reboot, and a showdown over the greatest one-word horror movie titles. There's even time for the gang to discover that Walton Goggins has his own line of goggles, because apparently the universe still has jokes left.
It's NFL football chaos, hilarious travel complaints, St. Louis nostalgia, celebrity gossip, movie debates, and enough sarcastic humor to make you wonder why any of these people are allowed near a microphone.
Welcome to another funny podcast from The Rizzuto Show, where losing a football game could mean losing your shoes, and winning an argument on an airplane is apparently impossible.
And remember: if you're going barefoot in the office bathroom, you've already lost more than the NFL Pick'em Challenge.
That's your daily dose of funny podcast chaos. You're welcome.
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A high school football miracle, a spiritual awakening in the woods, and a desperate search for a leather codpiece. Just another perfectly normal Monday on The Rizzuto Show.
Moon Valjean is celebrating a moment nobody saw coming: his daughter's high school football team actually WON A GAME! After years of watching the cheer squad perform for increasingly empty stands, Senior Night delivers a genuine underdog victory. There are touchdowns, an emotional celebration, and a near field-storming situation. Moon is officially the proudest cheer dad in St. Louis, and we're honestly a little worried about how he's handling success.
Meanwhile, Lern returns from her women's wellness retreat in Innsbrook, where the weekend included yoga, breathwork, sound bowls, journaling, plenty of crying, and an unexpected shirtless spectator watching from across the lake. She calls it a transformative experience. The guys have questions. So many questions. This funny podcast somehow manages to turn a peaceful spiritual getaway into a full-blown comedy investigation.
Then there's Rafe Williams, who has a very specific Halloween costume problem: he needs a leather codpiece, and apparently nobody in St. Louis has one. His search takes him to Patricia's, where an innocent costume-shopping mission becomes an unforgettable tour of the adult boutique. Between the awkward customer-service encounter, the mysterious boxed-up doll named Amber, and the increasingly desperate codpiece hunt, Rafe may have accidentally created the most uncomfortable shopping story of the year.
And because this daily comedy show never knows when to quit, Rizz and the gang get into a heated debate about trunk-or-treat versus old-school trick-or-treating. Is Halloween losing its magic, or are the guys just becoming the grumpy neighborhood dads they swore they'd never be? Spoiler: there's a strong case for both.
Throw in Rizz's thoughts on learning to say no, some questionable Halloween costume decisions, and enough St. Louis humor to make the whole morning feel like a group therapy session nobody signed up for.
It's another funny podcast packed with ridiculous family stories, embarrassing adventures, sarcastic humor, and the everyday chaos that makes The Rizzuto Show your favorite questionable source of morning entertainment.
Because where else can you celebrate a football victory, discover inner peace, and discuss a nationwide codpiece shortage in the same episode? Only on this funny podcast. You're welcome, America.
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