The Rizzuto Show | Daily Comedy Podcast

Welcome back to your favorite FULL EPISODE daily comedy show, where compassion meets chaos and somehow ends with Daddy’s pommel horse.
This episode kicks off with Rafe’s Emmy-deserving (self-awarded) E-Memoriam segment featuring a fictional commercial for “Dementia Village” — a place where we don’t correct you, we commit to the bit. It’s heartfelt. It’s unhinged. It’s possibly a figment of your deteriorating temporal reality. The gang spirals into a very real existential crisis wondering if they’re currently hosting a radio show… or just screaming into the void of a nursing home recreation center. Either way, traffic is light and the martinis are on the house.
Then we pivot hard into Olympic Village running out of condoms — because nothing says international unity like elite athletes discovering the supply chain can’t keep up. The torch is lit. The bodies are fit. And apparently everyone is riding Daddy’s pommel horse. Is it sports coverage? Technically. Is it mature? Not even a little. This is your warning.
As if that wasn’t enough, the Horse Boys prophecy returns. Three astrological portals are open. Fire Horse. Earth Horse. Ring of Fire eclipse portal. The universe is apparently slapping the guys on the hindquarters and yelling “LET THEM GALLOP.” Sponsors beware. Enemies get bucked off. It’s cosmic horsepower in its purest, dumbest form.
And because we’re nothing if not intellectuals, the episode wraps with a surprisingly thoughtful (yet still ridiculous) breakdown of profanity stigma. Is swearing a sign of weak character? Or are we just emotionally articulate with flair? Science says one thing. George Carlin says another. The Rizz Show says… context matters, baby.
It’s heartfelt. It’s inappropriate-adjacent. It’s philosophical in the dumbest possible way. In other words, it’s exactly what you expect from a daily comedy show that thrives on pop culture commentary, ridiculous hypotheticals, and St. Louis morning show chaos.
If you came for serious journalism… you took a wrong turn at the portal.
If you came for laughs, existential dread, and Olympic-level nonsense… welcome home.
This daily comedy show continues to prove that no topic is too sensitive, too cosmic, or too athletic to be overanalyzed by Rizz and the gang.

Follow The Rizzuto Show → linktr.ee/rizzshow for more from your favorite daily comedy show.
Connect with The Rizzuto Show Comedy Podcast online → 1057thepoint.com/RizzShow.
Hear The Rizz Show daily on the radio at 105.7 The Point | Hubbard Radio in St. Louis, MO.

Travel Influencer Washes Underwear In Hotel Coffee Maker, Internet Disgusted
Woman faces charges after allegedly leaving dog at Las Vegas airport
Dentist Allegedly Operated on a Child While Drunk. Then a Dental Tech Stepped In, Stopped Procedure
West Virginia custodian accused of recording girls, hiding in high school locker room
Former police chief sentenced to life for nearly decade-long arson spree targeting rivals
She lost her phone. Hours later, police found it in an ecoATM in Colorado
"Fuhgeddaboudit!" New York accent is slowly disappearing, study finds
Man who damaged SUV with hammer mistakenly believed vehicle belonged to ex-girlfriend
Pickle juice and hot sauce poured on injured puppy; Florida teen faces felony
Man arrested for DUI while paying fine for previous offense
Man Busted For Spicy Chicken Domestic Battery
‘Help me!’: Suspect arrested after getting locked in van while trying to steal from it
Wanted Man Claimed To Be "George Costanza"
Man brings stolen $30K harp to Point State Park before jumping into river, police say
Dementia Village Commercial, Olympic Village Chaos & The Horse Boys Prophecy
The mysterious symptom popping up in some GLP-1 users
See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This daily comedy show really asked the big questions this week. Like… are we broadcasting live? Or are we just four confused old men screaming into bananas inside a dementia facility somewhere in Wisconsin?
It all started with a story about a real dementia village concept gaining traction in the U.S. — and Rafe did what Rafe does: immediately spiraled into an existential crisis and created a fake commercial for “Dementia Village™” that somehow managed to be compassionate, unhinged, and disturbingly comforting all at once. We’re talking fake Navy deck inspections, rotary phones that call nobody, and a radio studio where traffic is always light and the weather is always perfect. You know… paradise. (Inspired by the show transcript )
Then we pivot — because why wouldn’t we — to the Olympic Village running out of condoms. That’s right. The only thing breaking records faster than the athletes were apparently supply chains. We break down what happens when 11,000 world-class bodies + international unity + DJ music = “horizontal lambada.” It’s sports commentary. Technically.
As if that wasn’t enough, three cosmic “portals” opened and Rafe declared himself and Rizz the prophesied Horse Boys of destiny. Earth Horse meets Fire Horse. Sponsors tremble. Enemies get bucked off. It’s astrology with absolutely zero scientific backing and 100% confidence. Which, honestly, feels very on-brand for a daily comedy show.
And then — plot twist — things get weirdly thoughtful. The crew debates profanity, Lent, emotional regulation, and whether clean comedy is actually superior. Rafe delivers an unexpectedly sharp (and slightly poetic) breakdown of why context matters more than vocabulary. Turns out, science says people who swear more might actually have higher verbal fluency. So basically, we’re scholars.
We wrap it up with real RIPs, Simpleton Trivia chaos, and ticket giveaways because nothing says “existential dread” like a chance to win Black Keys tickets.
This episode of the daily comedy show is a rollercoaster of dementia hypotheticals, Olympic chaos, horse prophecies, profanity philosophy, and grade-school trivia panic. If you like your pop culture commentary with a side of sarcastic humor and mild emotional whiplash, welcome home.

Follow The Rizzuto Show → https://linktr.ee/rizzshow for more from your favorite daily comedy show.
Connect with The Rizzuto Show Comedy Podcast online → https://1057thepoint.com/RizzShow.
Hear The Rizz Show daily on the radio at 105.7 The Point | Hubbard Radio in St. Louis, MO.
See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

One whistle. One wall. One wildly chaotic comedy podcast trying to figure out if the CIA secretly wrote a power ballad.
Today on The Rizzuto Show, we spiral into a Cold War rabbit hole that somehow involves the Scorpions, the Berlin Wall, and a conspiracy theory so good it almost makes sense. Did the CIA plant “Winds of Change” as a psychological earworm to destabilize the Soviet Union? Or was it just a German rock band vibing in Moscow and accidentally soundtracking the end of communism?
We break down the timeline: Moscow Music Peace Festival. The Berlin Wall falling. A whistle so catchy your dog might start questioning geopolitics. We debate whether government agents in suits at Langley were secretly ghostwriting ballads. We investigate Doc McGhee’s wild backstory. We ask the hard-hitting questions like: is whistling rock propaganda? And could Moon be recruited as a sleeper agent if it involved a Garth Brooks duet?
But that’s just the start of this daily chaos.
We also dig into the tragic anniversary of the Station Nightclub fire and how it changed live music forever. Then it’s a full “Crap on Celebrities” sprint featuring Foo Fighters new music (and Dave Grohl’s ongoing drama), Journey reunion rumors getting crushed in real time, and Fred Durst volunteering to front Van Halen like it’s an open mic night.
There’s Summerfest flexing (Moon casually “playing with Garth Brooks” a week apart, but we’re counting it), a Toy Story sequel that’s basically about iPads ruining childhood, and a reminder that yes — Ryan Reynolds had a slump once.
It’s conspiracy theories, celebrity chaos, music nostalgia, questionable impressions, and just enough sarcasm to keep this comedy podcast legally non-threatening to the CIA. Probably.
If you like your history lessons with a side of roast, your celebrity news unfiltered, and your daily humor served with St. Louis flavor, this comedy podcast is exactly what your brain ordered.

Follow The Rizzuto Show → linktr.ee/rizzshow for more from your favorite daily comedy show.
Connect with The Rizzuto Show Comedy Podcast online → 1057thepoint.com/RizzShow.
Hear The Rizz Show daily on the radio at 105.7 The Point | Hubbard Radio in St. Louis, MO.
See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Welcome back to another completely normal episode of your favorite daily comedy show — where we try to cover the news and instead end up arguing about how grown adults wipe.
It’s Friday, February 20th, and we kick things off with breaking news out of Overland… or at least what King Scott thinks is breaking news. Police standoff? Barracuda? Barricade? Nobody knows. But what we DO know is that Overland crimes are apparently “nice crimes.” So that’s comforting.
From there, things spiral — as they always do — into a full-blown Costco obsession. Beard nets. Free samples. Elite memberships. Business Costcos (??). Is it a warehouse store or a secret society? Why are people lining up 45 minutes for half a grape in a Dixie cup? And most importantly: why are people fighting with shopping carts like it’s Thunderdome?
Then we enter what may be the most detailed bidet conversation ever recorded on radio. Rafe is remodeling his bathroom and suddenly finds himself staring down a futuristic Japanese toilet that looks like it was designed by NASA. Heated seats. Oscillating spray. Adjustable nozzle trajectory. Butt dryer. Predator-style control panel. The gang debates the ethics of plug-in toilets, self-cleaning mechanisms, and whether standing up to wipe makes you a psychopath. It’s educational. It’s unsettling. It’s everything a daily comedy show should be.
And just when you think it can’t get grosser — hotel coffee machines enter the chat. A travel influencer suggests washing underwear in the in-room coffee maker. Yes. Brewing. Underwear. We unpack the horror of “panty coffee,” why you should never use hotel coffee makers again, and whether Big Bean (aka Starbucks) is secretly behind the propaganda.
But wait — there’s more chaos:
• A woman abandons her Goldendoodle at the airport because she didn’t fill out paperwork.
• A pediatric dentist allegedly shows up hammered.
• A school custodian hides in a locker room closet.
• A former police chief sets houses on fire as revenge.
• Thieves are feeding stolen iPhones into EcoATMs for $20.
It’s a rollercoaster of weird news, questionable humanity, and sarcastic humor — exactly what you expect from this daily comedy show coming straight out of St. Louis.
Bathroom tech. Costco conspiracies. Rage bait influencers. Swamp justice hypotheticals. And one extremely adorable abandoned dog named JetBlue.
Just another totally average day with Rizz and the gang.

Follow The Rizzuto Show → linktr.ee/rizzshow for more from your favorite daily comedy show.
Connect with The Rizzuto Show Comedy Podcast online → 1057thepoint.com/RizzShow.
Hear The Rizz Show daily on the radio at 105.7 The Point | Hubbard Radio in St. Louis, MO.
See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Welcome back to your favorite daily comedy show, where we ask the hard-hitting questions like: Are you showering wrong? And more importantly… who gets your stuff when you die?
Today’s chaos kicks off with a surprisingly heated debate about the “correct” order to shower. Shampoo first? Conditioner last? Face before body? Moon brushes his teeth in the shower like a certified menace. We discuss dermatologists claiming conditioner can clog your pores and give you body acne, and somehow that leads to a philosophical breakdown about loofahs, washcloths, and whether hotels are secretly a biohazard experiment.
Then things escalate — as they do on this daily comedy show — into a full-blown discussion about death planning. Green burials. Human composting. Hydro cremation. Viking funerals (Rafe’s preference: cannon into the ocean). Lern attended a green burial seminar and now has a death doula on speed dial. She’s planning to be tumble-dried with wood chips for 60 days and returned as nutrient-rich soil. We’re not kidding. This is real.
Rizz and his wife spent the afternoon doing estate planning, which means answering extremely uncomfortable questions like:
Who makes medical decisions if you’re incapacitated?
At what age should your kids get access to money?
And how much does an onyx urn weigh? (Answer: more than you think.)
Moon shares how his dad’s ashes are currently in a stone urn — but may one day be returned to a meaningful river. We also dive into cremation trends, the future “ash epidemic,” and why talking about death might actually be healthier than pretending it’s not happening.
Oh — and somewhere in the middle of all that?
We play Matchup With Moon, argue about The Truman Show, debate the fourth-largest state, and guess how many pieces of art are in the St. Louis Art Museum (spoiler: not 317).
It’s laughs. It’s weird. It’s oddly profound. It’s exactly what a daily comedy show is supposed to be: hilarious chaos with a side of real life.
If you came for funny stories and sarcastic humor, you’re in the right place. If you stayed for compost burial logistics… honestly, same.

Follow The Rizzuto Show → linktr.ee/rizzshow for more from your favorite daily comedy show.
Connect with The Rizzuto Show Comedy Podcast online → 1057thepoint.com/RizzShow.
Hear The Rizz Show daily on the radio at 105.7 The Point | Hubbard Radio in St. Louis, MO.

St. Charles woman nearly scammed while searching for her missing dog
‘Dog years’ is just a myth: New research shows non-linear relationship between dog and human years
Dog crashes women's Olympic team sprint race, crosses finish line in chaotic moment
‘HIDDEN VALLEY RAAAAANCH’: Why Are People Singing About Salad Dressing Online?
Grandson of Reese’s founder alleges Hershey has switched to cheaper ingredients – sparking family feud
Florida restaurant faces backlash after selling pizzas with iguana meat as topping
Judge says lawsuit over Buffalo Wild Wings boneless wings has "no meat on its bones"
Jack in the Box Brings Back Iconic Hot Mess Burger for 75th Anniversary
See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.