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The gang kicks things off getting ready for the Fourth of July weekend, comparing travel plans, arguing over pools, hot tubs, hiking, and why nobody should ever trust someone who voluntarily hikes next to a 600-foot waterfall. Naturally, that somehow leads to discussions about bears, road trips, national parks, and exactly how everyone would prefer not to die.
The crew breaks down how quickly tempers can spiral, why everyone needs to calm down behind the wheel, and how modern technology is changing criminal investigations in ways that are both fascinating and a little unsettling.
a banquet hall fight that apparently started because somebody couldn't be bothered to use serving utensils for the meatballs. Yes... meatballs. What follows is an unforgettable conversation that somehow turns into a full-blown celebration of every meatball reference The Rizzuto Show has ever made over the years.
we also debate fireworks injuries, Fourth of July travel, teenage curfews downtown, Kenny Loggins' travel habits, bottle rocket wars from childhood, and whether Roman candles were ever intended to be used responsibly weird news, celebrity randomness, listener-worthy tangents, and the completely unpredictable chemistry that makes The Rizzuto Show what it is. If you're looking for a funny podcast that never follows a script and somehow makes explosive diarrhea educational, congratulations—you've found it.
Would you marry yourself?
No seriously... knowing everything you know about yourself. Every annoying habit. Every irrational rant. Every weird obsession. Every story your spouse politely pretends isn't embarrassing anymore.
Rizz is convinced he'd make the perfect husband. Rafe isn't sure he'd even date himself. Moon starts questioning his own parenting. Lern accidentally turns the conversation into a therapy session. King Scott somehow makes everything wholesome... until everyone starts imagining what their kids would be like if they brought home younger versions of themselves.
Would you have been friends with your own kids in high school?
Would your future son-in-law survive meeting Rizz?
How much spaghetti is too much spaghetti?
We also celebrate some incredible "Back in the Day" moments, including the infamous Guns N' Roses Riverport riot, Steve Winwood unknowingly blessing St. Louis history, Michael Jackson making chart history, and one of the wildest sports tragedies ever.
Plus, celebrity gossip goes completely off the rails:
• Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce wedding conspiracy theories
• Alan Jackson's emotional farewell concert
• Weird Al turning down AI money
• And somehow Clive Owen accidentally becomes Tom Hanks.
Today's comedy podcast dives headfirst into one of the most unexpectedly heated debates we've ever had: breakfast nostalgia. Did anyone actually grow up eating those sitcom breakfasts? Or were we all surviving on toaster pastries, cereal, and whatever questionable leftovers were sitting in the fridge?
Moon insists they're basically edible drywall, while everyone else passionately defends the flaky greatness of canned Pillsbury biscuits, Cracker Barrel breakfasts, sausage gravy, and the legendary "hillbilly casserole" that somehow fed an entire family on half a pound of hamburger and a can of cream of mushroom soup. If you've ever eaten a casserole that looked questionable but somehow tasted incredible, this episode is going to unlock some memories.
It's time for another round of "Just the Two of Us," where teammates try to match answers while listeners bet on whether they'll succeed. What follows is 20+ minutes of patriotic nonsense featuring questions about founding fathers, fireworks, National Parks, cookout side dishes, Mount Rushmore, hot dog brands, barbecue foods, NASCAR legends, American landmarks, Fourth of July fruit, and one unforgettable moment where Tom Petty accidentally replaces Richard Petty.

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And yes... biscuits are good. That's not up for debate. Thanks for making this comedy podcast part of your day.

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Some people grew up in TV families where Dad somehow had enough time to make pancakes, bacon, eggs, fresh-squeezed orange juice, and still iron his shirt before work.
The rest of us? We grabbed a Pop-Tart, hoped there was enough milk left for cereal, and tried not to miss the bus.
Today's comedy podcast dives headfirst into one of the most unexpectedly heated debates we've ever had: breakfast nostalgia. Did anyone actually grow up eating those sitcom breakfasts? Or were we all surviving on toaster pastries, cereal, and whatever questionable leftovers were sitting in the fridge?
Things quickly spiral into an all-out war over biscuits. Moon insists they're basically edible drywall, while everyone else passionately defends the flaky greatness of canned Pillsbury biscuits, Cracker Barrel breakfasts, sausage gravy, and the legendary "hillbilly casserole" that somehow fed an entire family on half a pound of hamburger and a can of cream of mushroom soup. If you've ever eaten a casserole that looked questionable but somehow tasted incredible, this episode is going to unlock some memories.
From there, the show somehow becomes even more ridiculous.
It's time for another round of "Just the Two of Us," where teammates try to match answers while listeners bet on whether they'll succeed. What follows is 20+ minutes of patriotic nonsense featuring questions about founding fathers, fireworks, National Parks, cookout side dishes, Mount Rushmore, hot dog brands, barbecue foods, NASCAR legends, American landmarks, Fourth of July fruit, and one unforgettable moment where Tom Petty accidentally replaces Richard Petty.
There are shocking answer matches, spectacular misses, questionable logic, accidental comedy gold, and several moments where everyone wonders if they've completely lost their minds. As usual, the game becomes less about winning and more about roasting each other for the answers.
If you love nostalgia, weird family food traditions, hilarious debates over things that absolutely shouldn't matter, and a cast that's somehow both competitive and completely unqualified, this episode delivers exactly the kind of beautiful chaos you'd expect.
Thanks for listening to another comedy podcast from The Rizzuto Show. If you laughed, argued with us about biscuits, or yelled at your speakers during the game, you're officially one of us.
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Hear The Rizz Show daily on the radio at 105.7 The Point | Hubbard Radio in St. Louis, MO.
And yes... biscuits are good. That's not up for debate. Thanks for making this comedy podcast part of your day.
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Would you marry yourself?
No seriously... knowing everything you know about yourself. Every annoying habit. Every irrational rant. Every weird obsession. Every story your spouse politely pretends isn't embarrassing anymore.
That's the question that completely derails today's comedy podcast, and somehow it turns into one of the funniest conversations we've had in a long time.
Rizz is convinced he'd make the perfect husband. Rafe isn't sure he'd even date himself. Moon starts questioning his own parenting. Lern accidentally turns the conversation into a therapy session. King Scott somehow makes everything wholesome... until everyone starts imagining what their kids would be like if they brought home younger versions of themselves.
Then things somehow get even weirder.
Would you have been friends with your own kids in high school?
Would your future son-in-law survive meeting Rizz?
How much spaghetti is too much spaghetti?
Why is rollerblading during national emergencies still being discussed decades later?
Because it's The Rizzuto Show, that's only the beginning.
We also celebrate some incredible "Back in the Day" moments, including the infamous Guns N' Roses Riverport riot, Steve Winwood unknowingly blessing St. Louis history, Michael Jackson making chart history, and one of the wildest sports tragedies ever.
Plus, celebrity gossip goes completely off the rails:
• Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce wedding conspiracy theories
• Alan Jackson's emotional farewell concert
• Weird Al turning down AI money
• And somehow Clive Owen accidentally becomes Tom Hanks.
Along the way you'll hear terrible impressions, questionable life advice, random movie references, classic Rizz sarcasm, Moon's conspiracy brain working overtime, and the kind of conversations that only happen when five friends are given microphones.
If you like unpredictable conversations, hilarious arguments, celebrity gossip, weird news, and friends roasting each other for two and a half hours, this comedy podcast is exactly your kind of chaos.
Thanks for making The Rizzuto Show part of your day. Whether you're driving to work, pretending to work, or avoiding responsibilities entirely, we're glad you're here.
Don't forget to subscribe, leave a review, and share the show with someone you'd absolutely never marry.
Because after today's episode...
...you might not even marry yourself.
If you love a daily comedy podcast full of ridiculous conversations, pop culture, St. Louis nonsense, and absolutely zero dignity, welcome home.
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Some mornings are organized. This is not one of them.
The gang kicks things off getting ready for the Fourth of July weekend, comparing travel plans, arguing over pools, hot tubs, hiking, and why nobody should ever trust someone who voluntarily hikes next to a 600-foot waterfall. Naturally, that somehow leads to discussions about bears, road trips, national parks, and exactly how everyone would prefer not to die.
Then things take a hard left into one of the craziest local stories we've covered in a while—a road rage incident that escalated into tragedy. The crew breaks down how quickly tempers can spiral, why everyone needs to calm down behind the wheel, and how modern technology is changing criminal investigations in ways that are both fascinating and a little unsettling.
As if that wasn't enough, we stumble into one of the greatest wedding stories ever told: a banquet hall fight that apparently started because somebody couldn't be bothered to use serving utensils for the meatballs. Yes... meatballs. What follows is an unforgettable conversation that somehow turns into a full-blown celebration of every meatball reference The Rizzuto Show has ever made over the years.
Because we're apparently incapable of staying on one topic, we also debate fireworks injuries, Fourth of July travel, teenage curfews downtown, Kenny Loggins' travel habits, bottle rocket wars from childhood, and whether Roman candles were ever intended to be used responsibly.
And then... there's the medical stuff.
Without giving everything away, the crew dives headfirst into one of the most unbelievable parasite and digestive stories we've discussed on the show. It's gross. It's hilarious. You'll probably question your next meal. Exactly the way a daily comedy show should leave you.
Expect sarcastic humor, ridiculous debates, pop culture commentary, weird news, celebrity randomness, listener-worthy tangents, and the completely unpredictable chemistry that makes The Rizzuto Show what it is. If you're looking for a funny podcast that never follows a script and somehow makes explosive diarrhea educational, congratulations—you've found it.
Whether you're listening during your commute, at work, or pretending to work, thanks for hanging out with us for another daily comedy show packed with laughs, bizarre headlines, and stories that only seem possible because they're real.
And yes... we say "meatballs" way more than any responsible adults should.
If you enjoy daily humor, entertainment gossip, unusual news stories, comedy talk, and the wonderfully chaotic energy of The Rizzuto Show, be sure to subscribe, leave a review, and share the episode with someone who appreciates a good laugh.
This daily comedy show proves once again that no conversation is too ridiculous to become an unforgettable episode.
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Hear The Rizz Show daily on the radio at 105.7 The Point | Hubbard Radio in St. Louis, MO.
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Scott Rizzuto and Anthony Stalter are back on The Spread Zone heading into a packed 4th of July Weekend.
The guys break down the FIFA World Cup knockout stage, including a highly anticipated matchup between the US vs Bosnia and Herzegovina, Belgium vs Senegal, Portugal vs Croatia, Argentina vs Cape Verde, and more.
Then it’s time for some football. Taking a look at big NFL future plays including win totals on the Baltimore Ravens, Las Vegas Raiders, Houston Texans, and Washington Commanders. Plus the guys picks to take home the hardware and the quickly approaching college football season.
And to top it all off an American tradition like no other: Nathan’s Famous Hot Dog Eating Contest. The real questions: How much will Joey Chestnut win by? And can he beat his already jaw dropping records.
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