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Nothing says "good morning" quite like realizing one of your coworkers completely disappeared.
This episode of The Rizzuto Show starts with full-on panic when King Scott doesn't show up for work. Is he okay? Did the baby arrive? Is there an emergency? Nope...he just slept through everything. Naturally, this earns him the legendary Clock of Shame and enough roasting to last until the baby's old enough to drive.
From there, the chaos only gets better.
The crew uncovers a little-known towing loophole that could save you hundreds of dollars if you ever catch your vehicle being hauled away. Is it legitimate? Is it shady? Is bribing a tow truck driver with a burrito technically negotiating? Important questions are asked.
Then things get somehow even more ridiculous.
A seasoned mountain climber accidentally impales himself with his own hiking pole...and calmly hikes TEN MILES back down the mountain with it still sticking through his body. Somehow that's still not the craziest survival story of the day.
A solo sailor spends an entire month drifting across the Pacific after losing his mast, running out of water, and improvising his own survival system while waiting for someone—anyone—to notice him.
Meanwhile, TikTok has apparently decided diarrhea is now a weight-loss strategy. Yes, really. The crew discusses the unbelievably stupid "Cyclospora Skinny" trend, contaminated lettuce, food recalls, and why intentionally giving yourself explosive diarrhea may not be the wellness breakthrough influencers think it is.
If medical malpractice stories make you cringe...brace yourself. A woman goes in for a routine procedure and somehow wakes up missing the wrong organ entirely. The crew debates how much compensation is actually enough when a doctor's mistake permanently changes your life.
Along the way there are conversations about:
• hilarious late-to-work disasters
• bizarre downtown vandalism
• towing scams
• rental car nightmares
• hiking fails
• ocean survival
• bad diet trends
• weird medical news
• and the everyday nonsense that somehow turns into a three-hour comedy therapy session.
King Scott kicks things off by earning the legendary Clock of Shame after an alarm clock betrayal (or operator error...depending on who you believe). From there, the chaos only escalates.
A New Zealand metal concert turns into one of the most horrifying concert stories imaginable after a mosh pit gets interrupted by an unexpected biological disaster. The gang debates whether anyone could actually miss that smell, why everyone immediately started throwing up, and why this somehow isn't even the first time it's happened at a heavy music show.
The crew battles through Jeopardy music trivia, debates classic albums, laughs about DevilSkin vs. Devil's Kin, and somehow turns human biology into comedy.
In Crap on Celebrities, there's plenty happening:
• Carly Simon reveals her Parkinson's diagnosis.
• Brett Michaels recovers from surgery while fans wonder about upcoming tour dates.
• Larry the Cable Guy undergoes emergency surgery.
• Christopher Nolan explains why he'll never direct a romantic comedy.
• Kevin Smith announces a Jay & Silent Bob video game.
• Rob Zombie's wife releases her debut single.
• Tom Cruise family drama gets another chapter.
• Jon Stewart and Pete Davidson reunite for a huge comedy benefit.
• Plus celebrity birthdays, weird entertainment news, and all the sarcastic commentary you'd expect from The Rizzuto Show.
The gang debates America's best fast food restaurants, questions why Del Taco somehow keeps winning national rankings, argues over Taco Bell's drive-thru speed, wonders why Chick-fil-A can be both the friendliest and the slowest, and absolutely unloads on some of the worst drive-thru experiences imaginable. There are passionate opinions about fries, chicken, Crunchwrap Supremes, Popeyes, Zaxby's, Raising Cane's, and just about every chain capable of serving questionable life decisions in under seven minutes.
As if that wasn't enough chaos, the crew dives into a nostalgic rabbit hole of foods only your grandparents seem to enjoy. Liver and onions. Sardines. Bologna. Tapioca pudding. Fruitcake. Jell-O molds. Black licorice. Somehow everyone ends up questioning their own taste buds while Scott proudly brings in licorice like it's a treasured family heirloom.
And then...Headline Hoosh arrives.
This week's winner is a man who decided hopping onto a moving freight train wasn't exciting enough, so he climbed onto the locomotive completely naked and surfed it across Colorado before police finally stopped the train. His explanation? Vodka, cheap beer, and banjo playing. Honestly...we've heard worse resumes.
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Man put glue in electrical outlets downtown...
Man impaled by own trekking pole then hiked more than 10 miles to safety
Solo sail gone wrong: California man survives month at sea drifting to Hawaii
Record-breaking solo rower Kelsey Pfendler arrives in Hawaii
Woman wins massive settlement after bladder mistakenly removed during surgery for benign cyst
Men Born at Same Hospital Allege They Were Switched at Birth and Raised by Each Other’s Biological Parents
"And then everyone else starts vomiting". Metal gig in New Zealand marred by extreme poo incident in moshpit
Salt + Smoke to close 2 locations

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Some mornings you wake up expecting a normal daily comedy show.

This wasn't one of them.
Episode 158 kicks off with a excitement surrounding Rizz's birthday bash at Delmar Hall and Pin-Up Bowl before the crew dives headfirst into bowling, live music, cake, and just enough peer pressure to make sure everybody actually shows up. If you don't...well...Rizz says he'll remember.
From there, the show somehow turns into a full-blown investigation into St. Louis restaurants expanding too fast, why barbecue is harder than people think, and whether quality always suffers when your favorite local spot opens too many locations. It's part restaurant review, part therapy session for disappointed brisket lovers.
Then things get wonderfully ridiculous.
The gang debates America's best fast food restaurants, questions why Del Taco somehow keeps winning national rankings, argues over Taco Bell's drive-thru speed, wonders why Chick-fil-A can be both the friendliest and the slowest, and absolutely unloads on some of the worst drive-thru experiences imaginable. There are passionate opinions about fries, chicken, Crunchwrap Supremes, Popeyes, Zaxby's, Raising Cane's, and just about every chain capable of serving questionable life decisions in under seven minutes.
As if that wasn't enough chaos, the crew dives into a nostalgic rabbit hole of foods only your grandparents seem to enjoy. Liver and onions. Sardines. Bologna. Tapioca pudding. Fruitcake. Jell-O molds. Black licorice. Somehow everyone ends up questioning their own taste buds while Scott proudly brings in licorice like it's a treasured family heirloom.
And then...Headline Hoosh arrives.
This week's winner is a man who decided hopping onto a moving freight train wasn't exciting enough, so he climbed onto the locomotive completely naked and surfed it across Colorado before police finally stopped the train. His explanation? Vodka, cheap beer, and banjo playing. Honestly...we've heard worse resumes.
As always, the conversations go completely off the rails, the insults are delivered with love, and somehow every ridiculous tangent becomes funnier than the last.
If you're looking for celebrity gossip mixed with weird news, fast food debates, questionable life choices, and the kind of conversations that only happen on a daily comedy show, you've found your people.
Thanks for listening to The Rizzuto Show, the daily comedy show proudly broadcasting from St. Louis where every morning somehow gets stranger than the one before.
Follow The Rizzuto Show → https://linktr.ee/rizzshow
Connect with The Rizzuto Show Comedy Podcast online →
https://1057thepoint.com/RizzShow
Hear The Rizz Show daily on 105.7 The Point | Hubbard Radio in St. Louis, MO.
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Some mornings everything goes according to plan. This is absolutely not one of those mornings.
King Scott kicks things off by earning the legendary Clock of Shame after an alarm clock betrayal (or operator error...depending on who you believe). From there, the chaos only escalates.
The crew talks about the growing national blood shortage, why knowing your blood type actually matters, and how one simple donation can literally save lives before immediately steering the conversation straight into complete nonsense...because that's what a comedy podcast is supposed to do.
Then comes the story nobody asked for but everyone will remember forever.
A New Zealand metal concert turns into one of the most horrifying concert stories imaginable after a mosh pit gets interrupted by an unexpected biological disaster. The gang debates whether anyone could actually miss that smell, why everyone immediately started throwing up, and why this somehow isn't even the first time it's happened at a heavy music show.
Yes...
It's every bit as disgusting as it sounds.
Meanwhile...
The crew battles through Jeopardy music trivia, debates classic albums, laughs about DevilSkin vs. Devil's Kin, and somehow turns human biology into comedy.
In Crap on Celebrities, there's plenty happening:
• Carly Simon reveals her Parkinson's diagnosis.
• Brett Michaels recovers from surgery while fans wonder about upcoming tour dates.
• Larry the Cable Guy undergoes emergency surgery.
• Christopher Nolan explains why he'll never direct a romantic comedy.
• Kevin Smith announces a Jay & Silent Bob video game.
• Rob Zombie's wife releases her debut single.
• Tom Cruise family drama gets another chapter.
• Jon Stewart and Pete Davidson reunite for a huge comedy benefit.
• Plus celebrity birthdays, weird entertainment news, and all the sarcastic commentary you'd expect from The Rizzuto Show.
It's another morning where serious conversations somehow collide with absolute nonsense—and somehow it all makes perfect sense.
If you're looking for a comedy podcast packed with ridiculous stories, pop culture commentary, questionable life advice, St. Louis humor, and enough laughs to make your coworkers question what you're listening to, you've found today's episode.
Because only The Rizzuto Show can go from saving lives with blood donations...to discussing poop in a mosh pit...without missing a beat.
Follow The Rizzuto Show → https://linktr.ee/rizzshow for more from your favorite daily comedy show.
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Hear The Rizz Show daily on the radio at 105.7 The Point | Hubbard Radio in St. Louis, MO.
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Nothing says "good morning" quite like realizing one of your coworkers completely disappeared.
This episode of The Rizzuto Show starts with full-on panic when King Scott doesn't show up for work. Is he okay? Did the baby arrive? Is there an emergency? Nope...he just slept through everything. Naturally, this earns him the legendary Clock of Shame and enough roasting to last until the baby's old enough to drive.
From there, the chaos only gets better.
The crew uncovers a little-known towing loophole that could save you hundreds of dollars if you ever catch your vehicle being hauled away. Is it legitimate? Is it shady? Is bribing a tow truck driver with a burrito technically negotiating? Important questions are asked.
Then things get somehow even more ridiculous.
A seasoned mountain climber accidentally impales himself with his own hiking pole...and calmly hikes TEN MILES back down the mountain with it still sticking through his body. Somehow that's still not the craziest survival story of the day.
A solo sailor spends an entire month drifting across the Pacific after losing his mast, running out of water, and improvising his own survival system while waiting for someone—anyone—to notice him.
Meanwhile, TikTok has apparently decided diarrhea is now a weight-loss strategy. Yes, really. The crew discusses the unbelievably stupid "Cyclospora Skinny" trend, contaminated lettuce, food recalls, and why intentionally giving yourself explosive diarrhea may not be the wellness breakthrough influencers think it is.
If medical malpractice stories make you cringe...brace yourself. A woman goes in for a routine procedure and somehow wakes up missing the wrong organ entirely. The crew debates how much compensation is actually enough when a doctor's mistake permanently changes your life.
Along the way there are conversations about:
• hilarious late-to-work disasters
• bizarre downtown vandalism
• towing scams
• rental car nightmares
• hiking fails
• ocean survival
• bad diet trends
• weird medical news
• and the everyday nonsense that somehow turns into a three-hour comedy therapy session.
It's another completely unpredictable daily comedy packed with sarcastic humor, outrageous stories, St. Louis personality, celebrity-adjacent weirdness, and exactly the kind of conversations that make you wonder how this show has stayed on the air this long.
Whether you're here for the ridiculous news, the relentless roasting, or just need a break from reality, this episode delivers another wildly entertaining ride with Rizz and the gang.
Follow The Rizzuto Show → https://linktr.ee/rizzshow for more from your favorite daily comedy show.
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The gang returns with stories that somehow spiral from Christopher Nolan's The Odyssey into insurance nightmares, coffee raves, racquetball glory, international travel panic, and enough questionable decisions to fill an entire daily podcast.
Rizz finally delivers his long-awaited review of The Odyssey, and somehow the movie itself isn't even the weirdest part of the story. Between a theater neighbor who falls asleep almost immediately, another guy choking on popcorn halfway through, thirty minutes of previews that nobody remembers, and the debate over whether Tom Holland belongs anywhere near ancient Greece, the review quickly becomes its own adventure.
Meanwhile, weekend plans take a serious turn when a family emergency forces international travel plans to change at the last minute. What should have been a trip to Paris becomes a crash course in travel insurance, refund headaches, rental cars in Ireland, driving on the wrong side of the road, and why nobody actually enjoys calling customer service.
Lern attempts to enjoy a trendy coffee rave before discovering that mixing caffeine, heat, and questionable health decisions may not be the best combination. A cute photo booth, mocktails, and dinner plans quickly give way to a racing heart, an emergency exit from date night, and one unforgettable restaurant bathroom experience.
Elsewhere, Rafe and Scott accidentally become local sports heroes after a racquetball match attracts an audience of elementary school kids who immediately begin cheering, booing, and turning two middle-aged men into reluctant professional athletes. Turns out cardio is a lot easier when strangers are judging your every swing.
The gang talks about Missouri becoming the filming home for the upcoming Smoking the Bandit prequel series and wonders which cast member has the best chance of sneaking into the production. Then it's time for celebrity gossip, Comic-Con announcements, Green Day surprises, Ryan Gosling officially becoming Ghost Rider, Rick Moranis making his long-awaited return to Spaceballs, and Ryan Reynolds finding new ways to troll absolutely everyone.
David Lee Roth and Sammy Hagar somehow become the center of another classic rock debate, complete with cocktail analysis, tour cancellations, residency talk, and the eternal question: is extending an olive branch still an olive branch if you're holding a martini?
The crew also breaks down Tom Holland's unforgettable Hot Ones appearance, Usher's awkward on-stage rejection, Chris Brown controversy, movie leaks, Marvel news, and enough pop culture commentary to keep your group chat busy all week.
Of course, no episode would be complete without Crap on Celebrities, birthday nonsense, ridiculous observations, sarcastic debates, and the kind of off-the-rails conversations that somehow make perfect sense before 10 AM.
It's National Chicken Finger Day.
The crew dives headfirst into one of the wildest Florida stories we've seen in a long time after a sugar daddy arrangement completely unravels. A first date involving shopping, dinner, foot massages, and a misunderstanding over expectations turns into a police chase, felony charges, and one extremely angry retiree from The Villages. Naturally, the gang spends way too much time trying to understand the mysterious rules of sugar daddy culture, wondering where the boundaries actually exist and how anyone thinks these arrangements are ever going to stay uncomplicated.
Along the way there's plenty of classic Rizz Show nonsense. Chicken fingers get the appreciation they deserve. Bagpipes spark an international debate. Houseplants apparently need fresh air now. Florida continues doing Florida things. The crew even detours into celebrity wedding history and why courthouse weddings are becoming cooler than giant expensive ceremonies.

Follow The Rizzuto Show → https://linktr.ee/rizzshow
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Hear The Rizz Show daily on the radio at 105.7 The Point | Hubbard Radio in St. Louis, MO.

Train derailment near golf courses outside Eureka
World Naked Bike Ride St. Louis 2026
Baileys' Range and Baileys' Chocolate Bar set to close, citing reorganization process
Applebee's closes St. Louis County location
Invasive ant with ‘painful sting’ found in Missouri, researcher says
Carnival Cruise responds to passenger who horrified shipmates with disgusting act: ‘Forks are intended for food, not foot care’
Florida Villages resident hires $1K Tinder ‘sugar baby’ — then pulls gun after she tries to run away
Courthouse weddings are booming as many couples skip pricey traditional ceremonies
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