this week the girls aren’t alone… they are joined by Connor Wood — comedian, touring performer, and social media personality. you might know him from his stand-up shows or his viral Instagram reels, but today he’s steering the conversation right alongside Halley and Jaz.he sits down with the girls this week & opens up about so many things that are going on in his life, he shares stories about touring, including a heartfelt appreciation for the Midwest and he lets us in onto a day of his in NYC. the trio has a very insightful conversation regarding the dating scene in LA vs. NY, flight anxiety, wellness trends and novelties, being ghosted and a lot more… this episode is chaotic, vulnerable, hilarious, and Connor fits in like he’s been on the pod forever. make sure to tune in & listen anywhere you stream your favorite podcasts… this one is not to be missed!Timestamps 0:21 - How we tricked Connor into coming onto the podcast 6:48 - Connor left his wallet in a taxi 11:59 - We are nervous flyers 18:48 - Connor’s day in NYC 25:47 - Our DMs are getting blown up about Connor 36:12 - Why did Connor move to New York 40:47 - What’s Connor’s pre and post show routine? 51:31 - Connor’s parents coming to his show Links SeatGeek: Use code delusional10 for 10% off your next SeatGeek order https://seatgeek.onelink.me/RrnK/DELUSIONAL10 Sponsored by SeatGeek. *Restrictions apply. Max $20 discount ZocDoc: Go to zocdoc.com/diaries to find and instantly book a top-rated doctorSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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58:16
reintroducing ourselves
this week, the episode starts with Halley and Jaz’s opinions on having a right to know where an influencer stands when it comes to politics and current events. the girls then take it way back to the beginning. in a full-circle episode of delusional diaries, Halley and Jaz get reflective as they walk through how this entire journey started—from Jaz in Alaska and Halley in Virginia to becoming best friends, content creators, and now co-hosts of a podcast that spirals weekly.they get into what it’s really like to build a business with your best friend, including how they handle creative disagreements and survive the chaos of content deadlines and constant comparison. it’s honest, hilarious, and refreshingly real.also on the table: their *particular* dream rotations, how they feel about aging, their biggest cringe moments on the internet, their origin stories with each of their dogs, and so much more…whether you’ve been here since day one or just joined the delusional crew, this episode is perfect to get to know Halley & Jaz. peak friendship, peak chaos, and exactly the kind of spiral you’ll want in your ears all week.Timestamps 0:50 - Our opinion on influencers commenting on political events 7:46 - Full story on how we met 11:50 - Working with your bff 14:17 - If you weren’t influencer what would you be doing now?19:02 - Do you have any posts you regret?23:20 - How were you not embarrassed when you first started posting?25:46 - Our dogs 30:40 - Do you ever regret being an influencer36:16 - How did Halley and Reed start dating 45:55 - Where are we from 49:51 - Our dream blunt rotation Links: Nutrafol: $10 off first month subscription and free shipping at nutrafol.com with promo code delusionalHello Fresh: Go to hellofresh.com/delusional10FM and get 10 free meals and a free item in every box Soul: 30% off your order at getsoul.com with promo code DELUSIONAL See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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58:51
we have some hot takes.
your favorite girlies are back—and so is the chaos. in this episode of Delusional Diaries, Halley and Jaz are spiraling (in the best way possible) over everything from Love Island and their sudden golf girl summer era to dog drama, delivery disasters, and why Halley is officially not okay after what Oslo did to a rabbit. 😵💫Jaz shares the chaotic lead-up to her bridesmaid weekend, including a full-blown blackout, a missing dress, and a group text that nearly sent her over the edge. meanwhile, there are also talks of a battle with UPS, a $9,000 wiring issues, and being the emotional support friend.plus, the girls dish on Kylie Jenner’s honesty era, Taylor Swift’s masters update, TikTok drama they’re pretending not to care about (but deeply do), and their personal “Roman Empire” obsessions this week.if you love hot takes, dark humor, emotional spirals, and being chronically online, this episode has your name written all over it.Timestamps 0:56 - Jaz public apology 1:10 - Halley and Love Island 5:02 - In our golfing era 10:05 - Our dogs are making our house dirty 13:06 - The day before Jaz’s wedding was Halley’s worst nightmare 23:28 - Our thoughts on the girl singing Moana on a plane 25:02 - Jaz is moving31:02 - Taylor Swift owning her music 33:02 - Rhode being sold to E.L.F.35:17 - Bitching hour 40:53 - Our roman empire pop culture moments 44:46 - Worst case scenario when you are hungover49:19 - Would you want to know everything that is being said about you?Links:First Aid Beauty: Use code DIARIES for 20% off at firstaidbeauty.com/diariesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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59:22
she’s a wife now
she’s officially a wife and the wedding of the year has happened—welcome back to delusional diaries, where Halley and Jaz are recapping every single chaotic, emotional, hilarious moment from the big day. from wedding blackouts to maid-of-honor speech shenanigans, this episode is what happens when two best friends survive a wedding weekend and live to tell the tale.the girls kick things off with post-wedding reflections—did Jaz feel “the shift” after getting married? spoiler: not exactly. they break down the welcome party hangovers, viral tiktoks, the mcdonald’s at the afterparty, a very controversial bouquet toss, and the iconic dessert room that’s still living rent-free in everyone’s mind. Halley shares what it’s like watching your best friend get married, and Jaz dishes out the one piece of advice she’d give every future bride…from content strategy secrets to guest list regrets, drunken debriefs, and the existential dread of returning to real life after the party ends, this episode is everything you didn’t see on the instagram grid or the for you page. stream it now for all the delusional, newlywed energy you didn’t know you needed.Timestamps 0:15 - Jaz is a wife 12:14 - Halley’s tips on writing a maid of honor speech 14:30 - All wedding questions answered 40:40 - What happened to Halley’s gift for Jaz?46:00 - Halley’s perspective on having a wedding 49:29 - How did Jaz decide on who gets a plus one at her wedding51:46 - Did Jaz have a last dance with Kevin?Links:Quince: Go to quince.com/delusional for free shipping and 365 returns See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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58:34
the calm before the wedding
it’s officially wedding week on Delusional Diaries! your favorite girls are back, and chaos has never sounded more celebratory. Jaz kicks things off by confessing to yet another blackout—this time, on purpose—so that she can hear, but then forget, Halley’s maid-of-honor speech before the big day. the girls dive into the hilarity that ensued at dinner, including Jaz heckling the speech and Halley workshopping it with their wedding-savvy friend Kian.with a jam-packed week ahead, Halley shares her excitement and nerves, while Jaz grapples with unpredictable alcohol tolerance levels and a sleepover with Halley’s dog, Oslo. things get unfiltered fast during this week’s B***hing Hour—Jaz vents about online haters accusing her of “bad omens,” her ongoing real estate nightmare, and much more. Halley adds her own grievances, including the shock of discovering her couch covered in what she thought was sand… but wasn’t.this episode is all about the build-up to what has now been called, the royal wedding. if you’re in it for the calm before the storm (or the wedding in this case), pour a drink, pick a comfortable spot, and enjoy the mayhem.Timestamps: 0:06 - Jaz blacking out 6:04 - Bitching hour13:42 - Propaganda we aren’t falling for 34:22 - What are your ins and outs of living in NYC37:35 - Going on trips with friends 39:46 - Hot takes on influencer marketing43:15 - Sharpay’s daughter46:01 - What was your worst era of life?52:07 - Where do you think our friendship will be in 5 years?Links: Nutrafol: $10 off first month subscription and free shipping at nutrafol.com with promo code delusionalQuince: Go to quince.com/delusional for free shipping and 365 returns Soul: 30% off your order at getsoul.com with promo code delusional DraftKings: Download the app and sign up with code DIARIES. New players can play $5 on anything and get 350 Casino Spins instantly on a featured slot gameSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Join Halley and Jaz every Thursday. The girls are bringing you along as they chat through navigating their lives in NYC. They chat through dating, friendships, hot takes and more. Listen and feel like you're on FaceTime with your best friends laughing through the ups and downs of life.
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