John Murray, Ian Dennis & Ali Bruce-Ball talk football, travel & language. It turns out Sunderland being back in the Premier League may pose some problems for commentators. Which new players are the guys most excited to see in action? Surely John can’t lose again in Clash of the Commentators, and will any new terms be added to the Great Glossary of Football Commentary? WhatsApp voicenotes to 08000 289 369. Emails to
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11:50 ‘Challenging’ commentary position at the Stadium of Light
15:25 Which players are the guys excited to commentate on?
16:48 Benjamin Šeško or Benjamin Sesko?
18:17 Who will be challenging for the title?
20:00 Any new season resolutions?
22:02 What’s in John’s pencil case?
24:53 Feeling rusty at the start of the season
31:03 Will John lose again in Clash of the Commentators?
36:25 Great Glossary of Football Commentary
47:23 Ian’s FPL beef with Chris SuttonBBC Sounds / 5 Live Premier League commentaries:
Sat 1500 Sunderland v West Ham,
Sat 1500 Tottenham v Burnley on Sports Extra,
Sat 1730 Wolves v Man City,
Sun 1400 Chelsea v Crystal Palace,
Sun 1400 Nottingham Forest v Brentford on Sports Extra,
Sun 1630 Man Utd v Arsenal.Glossary so far:
2-0 is a dangerous score,
After you Claude,
All-Premier League affair,
Aplomb,
Brace,
Brandished,
Breaking the deadlock,
Bundled over the line,
Champions elect / champions apparent,
Clinical finish,
Commentator’s curse,
Coupon buster,
Cultured/Educated left foot,
Denied by the woodwork,
Draught excluder,
Elimination line,
Fellow countryman,
Foot race,
Formerly of this parish,
Fox in the box,
Free hit,
Goalkeepers’ Union,
Goalmouth scramble,
Good touch for a big man,
Honeymoon Period,
In and around,
In the shop window,
Keeping ball under their spell,
Languishing,
Loitering with intent,
Marching orders,
Nestle in the bottom corner,
Numbered derbies,
Nutmeg,
Opposite number,
Park the bus,
PK for penalty-kick,
Postage stamp,
Put it in the mixer,
Put their laces through it,
Rasping shot,
Red wine not white wine,
Relegation six-pointer,
Rooted at the bottom,
Route One,
Roy of the Rovers stuff,
Sending the goalkeeper the wrong way,
Sleeping giants,
Slide rule pass,
Small matter of,
Spiders web,
Stayed hit,
Steepling,
Stinging the palms,
Stonewall penalty,
Straight off the training ground,
Stramash,
Team that likes to play football,
Throw their cap on it,
Thruppenny bit head / 50p head,
Towering header,
Turning into a basketball match,
Turning into a cricket score,
Two good feet,
Walking a disciplinary tightrope,
Wand of a left foot,
We’ve got a cup tie on our hands,
Where the owl sleeps,
Winger in their pocket,
Wrap foot around it,
Your De Bruynes, your Gundogans etc.
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