Shutdown Fullcast

Tornadoes, gendered for a reason
New Grumors!
Meteor game! Which metropolis does Spencer dub "The Tampa of Ohio" and why is that not the meanest thing he's going to say in the next ten minutes?
Who is the Chet Hanks of the Mannings?
This year's Fullcast mystery brackets ask the important questions, such as: Has cryosleep gotten a bad rap? Is there pizza in the future? Will we never trust North Carolinians to handle snakes properly?
Who will join previous bracket champions Mariah Carey and Old-Timey Mine Cart? Everybody be cool and follow the instructions to determine our winner! You did a really good job at this last year, and we're proud of you! Do not make us unproud
The Shutdown Fullcast is on Patreon. This is how we pay our producers, and occasionally ourselves. If you'd like to help with that, give us $4 a month (or a larger, funnier number of your choosing) and we'll give you bonus episodes. As of this recording we have delivered 27 (twenty-seven) bonus episodes since launching in August. We think this is a pretty good deal (for you)
Now through March 31, 100% of proceeds from all PTKU merch sales will be donated to TransVisible Montana. Visit preownedairboats.com to purchase BRAND-NEW BLUE SHARKS GEAR #EXCLUSIVE
Shutdown Fullcast is produced by Michael Ray Surber
Fullcast theme variant arranged and performed by Trey McClure
DID YOU KNOW: Spencer and Holly write Channel 6, a year-round newsletter that is mostly about football, until it’s not
Before the world ends (again), treat yourself to Jason’s critically praised novel and other work
Travel in your mind palace to Phantom Island, Ryan’s new show with Steven Godfrey, which is not a college football show because another simply cannot exist
Check out Surber’s band, Killer Antz

Dana Holgorsen's whoop score, investigated
Buff Hutts, discussed
What are we all devoting our lives to now that college football has been Fixed
Special guest announcement for next week that also doubles as a test to see who reads the show notes: the BTK killer
Presidential + Vice Presidential aggregate smells, ranked
Mid-show argument over who brought Pizza Hut to Russia
Florida misses on a culturally important recruit
Buckle the fuck up, it's Price Of Crude In The Permian ™ time
Tobacco companies: call us
Travis Kelce get your giant dick over here and take your medicine
The Shutdown Fullcast is on Patreon. This is how we pay our producers, and occasionally ourselves. If you'd like to help with that, give us $4 a month (or a larger, funnier number of your choosing) and we'll give you bonus episodes. As of this recording we have delivered 27 (twenty-seven) bonus episodes since launching in August. We think this is a pretty good deal (for you)
Now through March 31, 100% of proceeds from all PTKU merch sales will be donated to TransVisible Montana. Visit preownedairboats.com to purchase BRAND-NEW BLUE SHARKS GEAR #EXCLUSIVE
Shutdown Fullcast is produced by Michael Ray Surber
Fullcast theme variant arranged and performed by Corey Cunningham
DID YOU KNOW: Spencer and Holly write Channel 6, a year-round newsletter that is mostly about football, until it’s not
Before the world ends (again), treat yourself to Jason’s critically praised novel and other work
Travel in your mind palace to Phantom Island, Ryan’s new show with Steven Godfrey, which is not a college football show because another simply cannot exist
Check out Surber’s band, Killer Antz

What is "the Last Glizzy"?
Arise, Rueben Bain Arm Length Discourse
Indiana nice, explained
Presidential trading cards: what?
The definitive "needs weed" power rankings of the Stoops brothers
The Transfer Wizard returns, making this an episode that is a) potentially actually informative and also b) one in which everybody gets to do wizard voices
PLUS! Which host is "itching for another roof crime"?
The Shutdown Fullcast is on Patreon. This is how we pay our producers, and occasionally ourselves. If you'd like to help with that, give us $4 a month (or a larger, funnier number of your choosing) and we'll give you bonus episodes. As of this recording we have delivered 27 (twenty-seven) bonus episodes since launching in August. We think this is a pretty good deal (for you)
Now through March 31, 100% of proceeds from all PTKU merch sales will be donated to TransVisible Montana. Visit preownedairboats.com to purchase BRAND-NEW BLUE SHARKS GEAR #EXCLUSIVE
Shutdown Fullcast is produced by Michael Ray Surber
Fullcast theme variant arranged and performed by Caleb Curtis
DID YOU KNOW: Spencer and Holly write Channel 6, a year-round newsletter that is mostly about football, until it’s not
Before the world ends (again), treat yourself to Jason’s critically praised novel and other work
Travel in your mind palace to Phantom Island, Ryan’s new show with Steven Godfrey, which is not a college football show because another simply cannot exist
Check out Surber’s band, Killer Antz

Ryan helps Holly market a #disruptive new healthcare plan
Supplemental reading material may be found here
Unlike some other shows, we're not afraid to say these three little words: "Dracula's NFT collection"
Kirby and Mario got jokes, shocking absolutely everyone
Mack Brown gets his flowers
Olympics update
Designated survivor or bad hang?
A harrowing new UFL tradition is unveiled
The Shutdown Fullcast is on Patreon. This is how we pay our producers, and occasionally ourselves. If you'd like to help with that, give us $4 a month (or a larger, funnier number of your choosing) and we'll give you bonus episodes. As of this recording we have delivered 27 (twenty-seven) bonus episodes since launching in August. We think this is a pretty good deal (for you)
Now through March 31, 100% of proceeds from all PTKU merch sales will be donated to TransVisible Montana. Visit preownedairboats.com to purchase BRAND-NEW BLUE SHARKS GEAR #EXCLUSIVE
Shutdown Fullcast is produced by Michael Ray Surber
Fullcast theme variant arranged and performed by Caleb Curtis
DID YOU KNOW: Spencer and Holly write Channel 6, a year-round newsletter that is mostly about football, until it’s not
Before the world ends (again), treat yourself to Jason’s critically praised novel and other work
Travel in your mind palace to Phantom Island, Ryan’s new show with Steven Godfrey, which is not a college football show because another simply cannot exist
Check out Surber’s band, Killer Antz

Werewolf facts review
Assigning everybody jobs on a ship
Jason's blocked by Hugh Freeze on Instagram! Find out why that even came up!
This week in college football realignment: Who made this mess. Stop it
Since we can't make college football conferences clean up their bedrooms, we're going to play a little game and try to make it worse
What somehow appears to be our first orginal sea shanty
A second sea shanty
Now through March 31, 100% of proceeds from all PTKU merch sales will be donated to TransVisible Montana. Visit preownedairboats.com to purchase BRAND-NEW BLUE SHARKS GEAR #EXCLUSIVE
Shutdown Fullcast is produced by Michael Ray Surber
Fullcast theme variant arranged and performed by Wes Hunt
DID YOU KNOW: Spencer and Holly write Channel 6, a year-round newsletter that is mostly about football, until it’s not
Before the world ends (again), treat yourself to Jason’s critically praised novel and other work
Travel in your mind palace to Phantom Island, Ryan’s new show with Steven Godfrey, which is not a college football show because another simply cannot exist
Check out Surber’s band Killer Antz