Folks we're fighting the atheists with our heavenly dicks againLet's use that viral soda map to do conference realignmentPerils of the new GTARyan is mad about the Kentucky Derby for reasons you probably cannot predict but we hope you will appreciateWhere to go for lunch in AmericaTest driving our Mike Lombardi voicesCritical support to the gotcha merchants at CBS Sunday MorningStaring uneasily at the normies cresting the horizon of the Belichick chronicleFullcast theme song arranged and performed by Nathan BerryCheck out Surber’s band, Killer Antz: https://linktr.ee/killerantzListen to Phantom Island, Ryan’s new show with Godfrey, which is not a college football show because a second simply cannot exist, at falconscottproductions.comCheck out Jason's free CFB Watch Grid newsletter and other work: https://www.jasonkirk.fyi/DID YOU KNOW: Holly and Spencer write a year-round newsletter, featuring football and also unfootball things, at https://channel-6.ghost.io/
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1:18:30
2025 NFL Draft Recap feat. Joel Anderson
Spencer and Jason welcome Joel Anderson for a discussion of this year’s biggest NFL draft surprises, and also all the theme parks they have been to where people have died. Fullcast theme song arranged and performed by Corey Cunningham Check out Surber’s band, Killer Antz: https://linktr.ee/killerantz Sign up for update's about Ryan's secret new project at falconscottproductions.com Check out Jason's free CFB Watch Grid newsletter and other work: https://www.jasonkirk.fyi/ DID YOU KNOW: Holly and Spencer write a year-round newsletter, featuring football and also unfootball things, at https://channel-6.ghost.io/
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1:15:51
2025 NFL Draft Preview And Discontinued Fast Food Roundtable
This episode starts with "Vatican III is for dogs," if you want to set your expectations ahead of timeThe Haint ™ is also feeling EXTRA festive, so just prepare yourselves spiritually for thatWe are minus one Ryan this week and plus one Victoria Zeller. Double celebrity author show!! Pre-order Victoria's book here, if you're a ball-knower or would like to be perceived as such: https://victoria.monster/#bookdriveCharity Bowl results are in! Y'all blew us away! You can see the results at moneycannon.org. LET US NOW SING THE PRAISES OF THE MATTIVERSEIt's NFL Draft week, apparently, so we're drafting discontinued fast food itemsThis is an exercise that seems harmless enough but results in a confession from Spencer more horrifying than any Ricky Gervais voice he's ever doneSpencer crosses the barAn unexpected wildlife encounter at Holly's place provides us with a rare unintentional cliffhangerFullcast theme song arranged and performed by Russell PowellCheck out Surber’s band, Killer Antz: https://linktr.ee/killerantzSign up for update's about Ryan's secret new project at falconscottproductions.comCheck out Jason's free CFB Watch Grid newsletter and other work: https://www.jasonkirk.fyi/DID YOU KNOW: Holly and Spencer write a year-round newsletter, featuring football and also unfootball things, at https://channel-6.ghost.io/
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1:11:40
The Hunt for the Coach with the Most Resume Entries
- Welcome to Charity Bowl week, now featuring new tools to track how badly you're beating your rivals at https://www.moneycannon.org/- The questions mainstream media isn't asking about Steve Belichick - Finding coaches with overly long Wikipedia career summaries- The Cursed Island of the 2007 Atlanta Falcons- Maybe this is the Charity Bowl stretch goal Spencer will fulfill- This week's theme song by Trey McClure - Check out Surber’s band, Killer Antz: https://linktr.ee/killerantz - Sign up for update's about Ryan's secret new project at https://www.falconscottproductions.com/ - Check out Jason's free CFB Watch Grid newsletter and other work: https://www.jasonkirk.fyi/- DID YOU KNOW: Holly and Spencer write a year-round newsletter, featuring football and also unfootball things, at https://channel-6.ghost.io/
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1:25:58
Final Four Recap / The .500 Club
Ryan shares a bold vision of the future for EA Sports' flagship college football propertyFinal Four RecapWhich teams in what sports do we think we could coach to a precise .500 record in one season?A refresher course for fired coachesThe 2025 Charity Bowl begins on April 14Fullcast theme song arranged and performed by Russell PowellCheck out Surber’s band, Killer Antz: https://linktr.ee/killerantzSign up for update's about Ryan's secret new project at falconscottproductions.comCheck out Jason's free CFB Watch Grid newsletter and other work: https://www.jasonkirk.fyi/DID YOU KNOW: Holly and Spencer write a year-round newsletter, featuring football and also unfootball things, at https://channel-6.ghost.io/
The Shutdown Fullcast, the world's only college football podcast, is only about college football when there are no weirder topics available. However, there are not many topics weirder than college football. Hosted by Spencer Hall, Jason Kirk, and friends.
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