Shutdown Fullcast

What is the most unimportant age and why is Miami always that age?
What's the opposite of ASMR? Whatever that is we've got some of it
NBA tanking solutions
Taking advantage of our newfound status as media moguls
Probably the most Florida football enthusiasm we have ever shown in a single episode
Checking in on Liddle Ole Clemson
The Shutdown Fullcast is on Patreon. This is how we pay our producers, and occasionally ourselves. If you'd like to help with that, give us $4 a month (or a larger, funnier number of your choosing) and we'll give you bonus episodes. As of this recording we have delivered 28 (twenty-eight!!) bonus episodes since launching in August. We think this is a pretty good deal (for you)
Now through June 30, 100% of proceeds from PTKU merch sold through the Shutdown Fullstore will be donated to the Transgender Resource Center of New Mexico
Shutdown Fullcast is produced by Michael Ray Surber
Fullcast theme variant arranged and performed by Clayton Moore
DID YOU KNOW: Spencer and Holly write Channel 6, a year-round newsletter that is mostly about football, until it’s not
Before the world ends (again), treat yourself to Jason’s critically praised novel and other work
Travel in your mind palace to Phantom Island, Ryan’s new show with Steven Godfrey, which is not a college football show because another simply cannot exist
Check out Surber’s band, Killer Antz

Shelf life of old Fullcasts: shorter than you might think!
We may never know Jor-Don's true purpose
NFL Draft recap
Which podcasts and which podcasters are AI, and how might they Mysterio Spencer into thinking he's getting attacked by a giant space octopus
2026 Charity Bowl recap
Fullcast Getback Give-Back donation recipient announced: https://www.treehouseforkids.org/
What was YOUR "welcome to the League" moment?
C.A.T. Squad and C.A.T. Squad: Python Wolf, reviewed
For those of you returning to this episode in 2032 looking for the debate on morality in the Super Mario Brothers universe that eventually tore the show apart, you want to skip to about the last 15 minutes
The Shutdown Fullcast is on Patreon. This is how we pay our producers, and occasionally ourselves. If you'd like to help with that, give us $4 a month (or a larger, funnier number of your choosing) and we'll give you bonus episodes. As of this recording we have delivered 28 (twenty-eight!!) bonus episodes since launching in August. We think this is a pretty good deal (for you)
Now through June 30, 100% of proceeds from PTKU merch sold through the Shutdown Fullstore will be donated to the Transgender Resource Center of New Mexico
Shutdown Fullcast is produced by Michael Ray Surber
Fullcast theme variant arranged and performed by Brock Jerue
DID YOU KNOW: Spencer and Holly write Channel 6, a year-round newsletter that is mostly about football, until it’s not
Before the world ends (again), treat yourself to Jason’s critically praised novel and other work
Travel in your mind palace to Phantom Island, Ryan’s new show with Steven Godfrey, which is not a college football show because another simply cannot exist
Check out Surber’s band, Killer Antz

Why the NFL draft is Coachella for dads
The 2026 EDSBS Charity Bowl is underway! More on that here.
Washington is the winner of the Charity Bowl Getback Give-Back! Email suggestions for Spencer's $500 donation to [email protected]
Should we buy the Poinsettia Bowl y/n
The specific gravity of Conference USA
Wrestlemania was bad and that's why we're announcing our Saudi Arabian ska tour
What is Texas A&M learning from the war in Iran
Let's draft some guys
Alachua County sleeper cell, activate
The Shutdown Fullcast is on Patreon. This is how we pay our producers, and occasionally ourselves. If you'd like to help with that, give us $4 a month (or a larger, funnier number of your choosing) and we'll give you bonus episodes. As of this recording we have delivered 28 (twenty-eight!!) bonus episodes since launching in August. We think this is a pretty good deal (for you)
Now through June 30, 100% of proceeds from PTKU merch sold through the Shutdown Fullstore will be donated to the Transgender Resource Center of New Mexico
Shutdown Fullcast is produced by Michael Ray Surber
Fullcast theme variant arranged and performed by Corey Cunningham
DID YOU KNOW: Spencer and Holly write Channel 6, a year-round newsletter that is mostly about football, until it’s not
Before the world ends (again), treat yourself to Jason’s critically praised novel and other work
Travel in your mind palace to Phantom Island, Ryan’s new show with Steven Godfrey, which is not a college football show because another simply cannot exist
Check out Surber’s band, Killer Antz

Spencer has a zoo crew morning
Important trucks we have seen lately
Let's remember some banks
Let's remember an embattled Texas funeral commissioner
The 2026 EDSBS Charity Bowl begins Monday, April 20! More on that here.
Our small damp Vice President broke the college football playoff trophy and then he broke Ohio State
The Shutdown Fullcast is on Patreon. This is how we pay our producers, and occasionally ourselves. If you'd like to help with that, give us $4 a month (or a larger, funnier number of your choosing) and we'll give you bonus episodes. As of this recording we have delivered 28 (twenty-eight!!) bonus episodes since launching in August. We think this is a pretty good deal (for you)
Now through June 30, 100% of proceeds from PTKU merch sold through the Shutdown Fullstore will be donated to the Transgender Resource Center of New Mexico
Shutdown Fullcast is produced by Michael Ray Surber
Fullcast theme variant arranged and performed by Christian Ashlock
DID YOU KNOW: Spencer and Holly write Channel 6, a year-round newsletter that is mostly about football, until it’s not
Before the world ends (again), treat yourself to Jason’s critically praised novel and other work
Travel in your mind palace to Phantom Island, Ryan’s new show with Steven Godfrey, which is not a college football show because another simply cannot exist
Check out Surber’s band, Killer Antz

What celebrity cruise did Surber describe as "smelling like old chili"?
The Masters victory dinner menus, reviewed, and why we can't have them in the NFL (short answer: "Pete Carroll")
Time for another meeting of our Mike Lombardi Review Board
Holding space to mourn the Big Ten's recent run of titles like the SEC honks we are
The Shutdown Fullcast is on Patreon. This is how we pay our producers, and occasionally ourselves. If you'd like to help with that, give us $4 a month (or a larger, funnier number of your choosing) and we'll give you bonus episodes. As of this recording we have delivered 28 (twenty-eight!!) bonus episodes since launching in August. We think this is a pretty good deal (for you)
Now through June 30, 100% of proceeds from PTKU merch sold through the Shutdown Fullstore will be donated to the Transgender Resource Center of New Mexico
Shutdown Fullcast is produced by Michael Ray Surber
Fullcast theme variant arranged and performed by Corey Cunningham
DID YOU KNOW: Spencer and Holly write Channel 6, a year-round newsletter that is mostly about football, until it’s not
Before the world ends (again), treat yourself to Jason’s critically praised novel and other work
Travel in your mind palace to Phantom Island, Ryan’s new show with Steven Godfrey, which is not a college football show because another simply cannot exist
Check out Surber’s band, Killer Antz