Shutdown Fullcast

00:37 "Spencer let's get this out of the way right away"
03:12 "I recognize this is further derailment"
19:01 "Spencer, we'll get to you"
21:48 "So there was a song mentioned 22 minutes ago that we're about to get to"
25:13 "Anyway, tell us about the stupid song"
27:38 "Again, tell us about the song, Spencer"
29:09 "Go ahead, Spencer"
32:20 "You ever gonna talk about this damn song?"
33:40 "I like that Ryan is telling us about this song before Spencer is"
The Shutdown Fullcast is on Patreon. This is how we pay our producers, and occasionally ourselves. If you'd like to help with that, give us $4 a month (or a larger, funnier number of your choosing) and we'll give you bonus episodes. As of this recording we have delivered 29 (twenty-nine!!) bonus episodes since launching in August 2025. We think this is a pretty good deal (for you)
Shutdown Fullcast is produced by Michael Ray Surber
Fullcast theme variant arranged and performed by Trey McClure
DID YOU KNOW: Spencer and Holly write Channel 6, a year-round newsletter that is mostly about football, until it’s not
Before the world ends (again), treat yourself to Jason’s critically praised novel and other work
Travel in your mind palace to Phantom Island, Ryan’s other show with Steven Godfrey, which is not a college football show because another simply cannot exist
Check out Surber’s band, Killer Antz (new album out now!)
Purchase exclusive Shutdown Fullcast gear at preownedairboats.com, real website, not a trap
Through September 30, all proceeds from our PTKU merch collection will be donated to Alianza Translatinx

This episode contains spoilers for the movie Signs (2002)
Early CFB '27 thoughts
If it's summer, you know we're getting cycling updates from Cap'n Surber
The Shutdown Fullcast is on Patreon. This is how we pay our producers, and occasionally ourselves. If you'd like to help with that, give us $4 a month (or a larger, funnier number of your choosing) and we'll give you bonus episodes. As of this recording we have delivered 29 (twenty-nine!!) bonus episodes since launching in August 2025. We think this is a pretty good deal (for you)
Shutdown Fullcast is produced by Michael Ray Surber
Fullcast theme variant arranged and performed by Nick Kivi
DID YOU KNOW: Spencer and Holly write Channel 6, a year-round newsletter that is mostly about football, until it’s not
Before the world ends (again), treat yourself to Jason’s critically praised novel and other work
Travel in your mind palace to Phantom Island, Ryan’s other show with Steven Godfrey, which is not a college football show because another simply cannot exist
Check out Surber’s band, Killer Antz (new album out now!)
Purchase exclusive Shutdown Fullcast gear at preownedairboats.com, real website, not a trap
Through September 30, all proceeds from our PTKU merch collection will be donated to Alianza Translatinx

We try to figure out how Travis Kelce filled twenty minutes of wedding vows
Does the Sun have a smell?
Does Doctor Octopus just need a really good shampoo to find the light?
[Graham Norton voice] Patrick you have a story, tell us that story
Podcast business celebrates an important birthday
The Monster Energy Big 12 is real and actually it can hurt you
After four weeks of almost doing it, we discuss the most important story of the college football offseason, The World Cup
The Shutdown Fullcast is on Patreon. This is how we pay our producers, and occasionally ourselves. If you'd like to help with that, give us $4 a month (or a larger, funnier number of your choosing) and we'll give you bonus episodes. As of this recording we have delivered 29 (twenty-nine!!) bonus episodes since launching in August. We think this is a pretty good deal (for you)
NEW PTKU MERCH DROPPED. Even sharks need towels, which is why you can go to our merch store and buy our new PTKU Beach Towel. All proceeds from PTKU merch sales this quarter go to Alianza Translatinx in Orange County, California.
Shutdown Fullcast is produced by Michael Ray Surber
Shutdown Fullcast theme arranged and performed by Patrick Howell
DID YOU KNOW: Spencer and Holly write Channel 6, a year-round newsletter that is mostly about football, until it’s not
Before the world ends (again), treat yourself to Jason’s critically praised novel and other work
Travel in your mind palace to Phantom Island, Ryan’s other show with Steven Godfrey, which is not a college football show because another simply cannot exist
Check out Surber’s band, Killer Antz (new album out now!)

Ryan receives the news of Surber's earthly demise with mild concern
Spencer joins the ocean floor aristocracy
This leads inevitably to snack protein discourse
College football uniform patches feat. Gay Hospital ™ and the Michigan State Bank
Discussion returns to protein the old-fashioned way (grave robbery)
Google ratings of the gods
Introducing our new summer workout plan, Neckstrong ™
The Shutdown Fullcast is on Patreon. This is how we pay our producers, and occasionally ourselves. If you'd like to help with that, give us $4 a month (or a larger, funnier number of your choosing) and we'll give you bonus episodes. As of this recording we have delivered 29 (twenty-nine!!) bonus episodes since launching in August. We think this is a pretty good deal (for you)
Shutdown Fullcast is produced by Michael Ray Surber
Fullcast theme variant arranged and performed by Corey Cunningham
DID YOU KNOW: Spencer and Holly write Channel 6, a year-round newsletter that is mostly about football, until it’s not
Before the world ends (again), treat yourself to Jason’s critically praised novel and other work
Travel in your mind palace to Phantom Island, Ryan’s other show with Steven Godfrey, which is not a college football show because another simply cannot exist
Check out Surber’s band, Killer Antz (new album out now!)

Gronk as labor icon
Coyote Negroni Season
Sorsby Industries Scorned(sby)
Our opponents don't want to build thunder mountains
Here's what bothers us about the Waffle House meme
World Cup auras we find pleasing
Shut Up, Alexi
The three words Spencer uses to short-circuit Internet culture
Holy shit it's Killer Antz album launch day
Music rage bait, here fishy fishy fishies
The Shutdown Fullcast is on Patreon. This is how we pay our producers, and occasionally ourselves. If you'd like to help with that, give us $4 a month (or a larger, funnier number of your choosing) and we'll give you bonus episodes. As of this recording we have delivered 29 (twenty-nine!!) bonus episodes since launching in August. We think this is a pretty good deal (for you)
Now through June 30, 100% of proceeds from PTKU merch sold through the Shutdown Fullstore will be donated to the Transgender Resource Center of New Mexico
Shutdown Fullcast is produced by Michael Ray Surber
Fullcast theme variant arranged and performed by Christian Ashlock
DID YOU KNOW: Spencer and Holly write Channel 6, a year-round newsletter that is mostly about football, until it’s not
Before the world ends (again), treat yourself to Jason’s critically praised novel and other work
Travel in your mind palace to Phantom Island, Ryan’s other show with Steven Godfrey, which is not a college football show because another simply cannot exist
Check out Surber’s band, Killer Antz (new album out now!)