Shutdown Fullcast

ICYMI: Moon flat
ICYMI: Money = Feel Better Button
Boosters should be fireable
Raking through the rank unpleasantness of the past 72 hours or so in an attempt to get to what we really want to be doing: hollering at teams playing weird non-con games on the other side of the country to come on home
The Shutdown Fullcast is on Patreon. This is how we pay our producers, and occasionally ourselves. If you'd like to help with that, give us $4 a month (or a larger, funnier number of your choosing) and we'll give you bonus episodes, including Fullcast After Dark during football season. We think this is a pretty good deal (for you)
The Shutdown Fullcast is produced by delicious and energizing Monster Energy Master Chief Michael Ray Surber
Fullcast theme variant arranged and performed by Chris Watkins
When they're not ruining the Fullcast, year-round newsletter Channel 6, a Phantom Island that is mostly about college football, until it’s not?
Before the world ends (again), treat yourself to Jason’s critically anddother worklbum out now!)
Check out Surber’s band, Killer Antz (new album out now!), and listen to his musings about cycling, music, and other amazing party tricks on Podcasterino
Purchase exclusive Shutdown Fullcast gear at preownedairboats.com, real website, not a trap
Through September 30, all proceeds from our PTKU merch collection will be donated to Alianza Translatinx

Without the benefit of lights or helmet comms or video feeds, it turns out SMU and Florida State were able to play football, by using their hands and feet to move the ball up and down the field.
We have now caught up with all the Western Michigan/Regular Michigan Narnian nonsense that was going on while we were recording After Dark!
In conclusion to both of the preceding stories: Replay is bad and we don't need it!
Dabo is kebab'd y'all. Dabokebab. Kedabo Swinney. Is this anything
We did not reorganize the buttons on the soundboard before the season started again, and we made that approximately 10 days into the season before it blew up in our faces
[squints] Arkansas what are you doing all the way out there?? Come home. There's a lot of people who love you and none of them live in Pacific time
The Shutdown Fullcast is on Patreon. This is how we pay our producers, and occasionally ourselves. If you'd like to help with that, give us $4 a month (or a larger, funnier number of your choosing) and we'll give you bonus episodes, including Fullcast After Dark during football season. We think this is a pretty good deal (for you)
The Shutdown Fullcast is produced by delicious and energizing Monster Energy Master Chief Michael Ray Surber
Fullcast theme variant arranged and performed by Clayton Moore
When they're not ruining the Fullcast, Spencer and Holly write Channel 6, a year-round newsletter that is mostly about college football, until it’s not? They also produce Turfman's College Foot-ball Almanac, on sale now
Before the world ends (again), treat yourself to Jason’s critically praised novel and other work
Check out Surber’s band, Killer Antz (new album out now!), and listen to his musings about cycling, music, and other amazing party tricks on Podcasterino
Purchase exclusive Shutdown Fullcast gear at preownedairboats.com, real website, not a trap
Through September 30, all proceeds from our PTKU merch collection will be donated to Alianza Translatinx

Charles Star continues his 2026 podcast world tour, proving he will come on literally ANY podcast this year if you ask him to
Have you heard the good news, about Turfman's College Football Almanac?
The Shutdown Fullcast is on Patreon. This is how we pay our producers, and occasionally ourselves. If you'd like to help with that, give us $4 a month (or a larger, funnier number of your choosing) and we'll give you bonus episodes. As of this recording we have delivered 33 bonus episodes since launching in August 2025, including five (5) new hours this month. We think this is a pretty good deal (for you)
The Shutdown Fullcast is produced by delicious and energizing Monster Energy Master Chief Michael Ray Surber
Fullcast theme variant arranged and performed by Russell Powell
DID YOU KNOW: Spencer and Holly write Channel 6, a year-round newsletter that is mostly about football, until it’s not
Before the world ends (again), treat yourself to Jason’s critically praised novel and other work
Check out Surber’s band, Killer Antz (new album out now!)
Purchase exclusive Shutdown Fullcast gear at preownedairboats.com, real website, not a trap
Through September 30, all proceeds from our PTKU merch collection will be donated to Alianza Translatinx

We did at one point have a plan for today
Have you heard the good news, about Turfman's College Football Almanac?
The Shutdown Fullcast is on Patreon. This is how we pay our producers, and occasionally ourselves. If you'd like to help with that, give us $4 a month (or a larger, funnier number of your choosing) and we'll give you bonus episodes. As of this recording we have delivered 33 bonus episodes since launching in August 2025, including five (5) new hours this month. We think this is a pretty good deal (for you)
The Shutdown Fullcast is produced by delicious and energizing Monster Energy Master Chief Michael Ray Surber
Fullcast theme variant arranged and performed by The Eldritch Terrors
DID YOU KNOW: Spencer and Holly write Channel 6, a year-round newsletter that is mostly about football, until it’s not
Before the world ends (again), treat yourself to Jason’s critically praised novel and other work
Travel in your mind palace to Phantom Island, Ryan’s other show with Steven Godfrey, which is not a college football show because another simply cannot exist
Check out Surber’s band, Killer Antz (new album out now!)
Purchase exclusive Shutdown Fullcast gear at preownedairboats.com, real website, not a trap
Through September 30, all proceeds from our PTKU merch collection will be donated to Alianza Translatinx

Almost guaranteed to be the only podcast this week that will give you a rune that repels Garfield
Returning this week is Mike Golic, Jr. because the season is almost here, but more importantly because there's new Oreos
But before any of THAT we must mourn the end of French airport mistress time
Hey can somebody mail us a pallet of the KFC Oreos from China, thanks
Time to combine two of our favorite things: breaking news and figuring out what schools all the seventh-year players wound up at
Have you heard the good news, about Turfman's College Football Almanac?
The Shutdown Fullcast is on Patreon. This is how we pay our producers, and occasionally ourselves. If you'd like to help with that, give us $4 a month (or a larger, funnier number of your choosing) and we'll give you bonus episodes. As of this recording we have delivered 33 bonus episodes since launching in August 2025, including five (5) new hours this month. We think this is a pretty good deal (for you)
The Shutdown Fullcast is produced by delicious and energizing Monster Energy Master Chief Michael Ray Surber
Fullcast theme variant arranged and performed by Christian Ashlock
DID YOU KNOW: Spencer and Holly write Channel 6, a year-round newsletter that is mostly about football, until it’s not
Before the world ends (again), treat yourself to Jason’s critically praised novel and other work
Travel in your mind palace to Phantom Island, Ryan’s other show with Steven Godfrey, which is not a college football show because another simply cannot exist
Check out Surber’s band, Killer Antz (new album out now!)
Purchase exclusive Shutdown Fullcast gear at preownedairboats.com, real website, not a trap
Through September 30, all proceeds from our PTKU merch collection will be donated to Alianza Translatinx