Pasta points! What are they, and how could they kill your troops?Is Strega Nona a ladder-puller?Let's turn Floyd's mic on for a minute and talk about Cal's interim situationNEW JETSKI HERO UNLOCKEDIn keeping with our return to Thanksgiving topics, we also return to the topic of workplace behavior on the MoonPhilly Meat HeistThe ultra-rare Thanksgiving Jetski DisasterIntroducing our new web series, Foot Or Cake?How to display dominance at the dessert tableMashed potato muffins: Teach the controversyGrandpa hands math problemHost Thanksgiving disasters, updatedAirBnB kitchens are lies filled with smaller liesA family group chat exchange that will probably make you feel better about whatever dumb shit is going on in yoursThe most literal interpretation of "Thanksgiving disaster"Pennsylvania re-burnishes its legacy as our funniest stateMany Pyrex stories were submitted; only one has been chosenActually useful mashed potato tips buried in here somewhereA "where are they now?" update to a previous Thanksgiving disaster[is Die Hard a Christmas movie voice] is Space Jam a Thanksgiving movieHonoring Little Miss Fore Under FiveNow through December 31, 100% of proceeds from all PTKU merch sales will be donated to Trans Ohio. Visit preownedairboats.com to purchase BRAND-NEW BLUE SHARKS GEAR #EXCLUSIVEFullcast theme variant arranged and performed by MattDID YOU KNOW: Spencer and Holly write Channel 6, a year-round newsletter that is mostly about football, until it's notBefore the world ends (again), treat yourself to Jason's critically praised novel and other workTravel in your mind palace to Phantom Island, Ryan’s new show with Steven Godfrey, which is not a college football show because another simply cannot existCheck out Surber’s band Killer Antz and his new show Podcasterino
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Lane Kiffin To Dumbsinane
Space crime updateWe would once again like to remind the audience and ourselves that we don't know shit about hiring coachesOle Miss Has A Decree and don't we all just love that for themLane has already done something to make all of this worse by the time this episode dropsPop-Tarts Bowl has gone too far this timeA proud moment in hating pays off for SpencerSurber unburdens himself about the Air Bud rebootThe dizzying depths of The American ™ tiebreaker scenariosPlus! The week 13 college football slateThis episode produced by Michael Ray SurberFullcast theme variant arranged and performed by Chris WatkinsDID YOU KNOW: Spencer and Holly write Channel 6, a year-round newsletter that is mostly about football, until it's notBefore the world ends (again), treat yourself to Jason's critically praised novel and other workTravel in your mind palace to Phantom Island, Ryan’s new show with Steven Godfrey, which is not a college football show because another simply cannot existCheck out Surber’s band Killer Antz and his new show PodcasterinoNow through December 31, 100% of proceeds from all PTKU merch sales will be donated to Trans Ohio. Visit preownedairboats.com to purchase exclusive PTKU Blue Sharks gear and other Fullcast-branded loot
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Brian Kelly's Grimy Mutualism
A TMNT-based roleplaying game sparks both a look inward and a death penalty debateRyan's audio is real weird in this one for some reason. Sorry about that!There's some RFK voice work in here, which is practically indistinguishable from the glitching. You are welcomeCrime Blotter: Pinellas County woman goes 2 hotSeries of Charlotte-based warnings dispensedJames Bond continuity issues, solvedBrian Kelly buyout lawsuit drama, dissected with an amount of seriousness that may surprise and/or dismay youPlus! The week 12 college football slateThis episode produced by Michael Ray SurberFullcast theme variant arranged and performed by Matthew FlovskiDID YOU KNOW: Spencer and Holly write Channel 6, a year-round newsletter that is mostly about football, until it's notBefore the world ends (again), treat yourself to Jason's critically praised novel and other workTravel in your mind palace to Phantom Island, Ryan’s new show with Steven Godfrey, which is not a college football show because another simply cannot existCheck out Surber’s band Killer Antz and his new show PodcasterinoNow through December 31, 100% of proceeds from all PTKU merch sales will be donated to Trans Ohio. Visit preownedairboats.com to purchase exclusive PTKU Blue Sharks gear and other Fullcast-branded loot
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2025 First College Football Playoff Rankings Analysis feat. Donkeymind ™
The crew celebrates the Feast of Saint Jelly RollTrue-life country songsIs ham a "light meat"? We debate, you decideDo horses move? Asking for one of our hostsSpencer welcomes a new addition to the familyThe long-awaited sequel to Business PrisonPlus! The Week 11 slate of games, even the ones in the ACCThis episode produced by Michael Ray SurberShutdown Fullcast theme variant arranged and performed by Christian AshlockDID YOU KNOW: Spencer and Holly write Channel 6, a year-round newsletter that is mostly about football, until it's notBefore the world ends (again), treat yourself to Jason's critically praised novel and other workTravel in your mind palace to Phantom Island, Ryan’s new show with Steven Godfrey, which is not a college football show because another simply cannot existCheck out Surber’s band Killer Antz and his new show PodcasterinoNow through December 31, 100% of proceeds from all PTKU merch sales will be donated to Trans Ohio. Visit preownedairboats.com to purchase exclusive PTKU Blue Sharks gear and other Fullcast-branded loot
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Nightmare Coaching Carousel Draft
!!! LIVE SHOW ANNOUNCEMENT !!! Homefield Apparel's Can't Miss Kickoff Tour Presented by Modelo is rumbling to Myrtle Beach, just in time for Halloween, and all audible crewmates on the good ship Shutdown Fullcast will be on hand (nautical term) to celebrate. Join us TONIGHT, Wednesday, October 29, at 7:00 PM, and wear your most inscrutable Halloween costume. Get details and buy your tickets hereMeanwhile, in the episode itself: French heist updates! Yes, multiple heists. No, besides that oneWe're taking a whack at the early-blooming hell-carousel of the 2025 college football coaching hire/fire cycle by drafting new hires to fill the top 10 available jobs. But there's a twist!Yes, we are aware it is technically still OctoberThis episode produced by Michael Ray SurberFullcast theme arranged and performed by Trey McClureDID YOU KNOW: Spencer and Holly write Channel 6, a year-round newsletter that is mostly about football, until it's notBefore the world ends (again), treat yourself to Jason's critically praised novel and other workTravel in your mind palace to Phantom Island, Ryan’s new show with Steven Godfrey, which is not a college football show because another simply cannot existCheck out Surber’s band Killer Antz and his new show PodcasterinoNow through December 31, 100% of proceeds from all PTKU merch sales will be donated to Trans Ohio. Visit preownedairboats.com to purchase exclusive PTKU Blue Sharks gear and other Fullcast-branded loot
The Shutdown Fullcast, the world's only college football podcast, is only about college football when there are no weirder topics available. However, there are not many topics weirder than college football. Hosted by Spencer Hall, Jason Kirk, and friends.
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