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Today's Headlines: The USS Abraham Lincoln is being replaced by the USS George Washington after reporting that sailors who had been at sea for over 250 days without disembarking attempted to take their own lives — Hegseth insists the conditions are being "completely misrepresented," Democrats in Congress are demanding answers, and the Pentagon quietly swapping out the carrier while denying there's a problem is its own kind of answer. Meanwhile, US intelligence officials were actually fairly skeptical about the credibility of the Iran assassination threat that sent Trump fleeing Air Force One in a catering truck, and it was relayed to the CIA by the Israeli government — with some suggesting it was designed to pressure Trump into restarting the war. In Trump drama news, The Kennedy Center's board voted to defy a federal court order and restore Trump's name to the facade — now reading "The John F. Kennedy Center for the Performing Arts Restored and Renovated By President Donald J. Trump" — before closing for two years of renovations, because nothing says respect for the arts like slapping your name on a building and then shutting it down. A federal judge dismissed the DOJ's lawsuit against Harvard over alleged antisemitism on campus, calling the cases "too isolated and episodic" to prove a civil rights violation, and the DOJ is already assessing next steps. And finally, Luigi Mangione is expected to appear in federal court today to potentially plead guilty to federal charges, while his state murder trial is still set for September 8th — and if he pleads guilty federally, his attorneys could argue double jeopardy to get the state charges dismissed.

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NBC News: USS Abraham Lincoln to be replaced amid poor conditions for troops deployed to Middle East

WaPo: CIA had ‘low confidence’ in Iranian threat before Trump switched planes in Turkey

AP News: Kennedy Center votes to restore Trump's name and close for 2 years, challenging a judge's order

AP News: Judge dismisses Trump administration lawsuit alleging antisemitism at Harvard University

CNN: Luigi Mangione could plead guilty in federal case as soon as Friday

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Today's Headlines: Karoline Leavitt is leaving her job as White House Press Secretary at the end of August, officially to spend more time with her family, though the timing — coming weeks after her boss used the press corps as an Iran assassination decoy — raises some questions. On the never-ending reflecting pool drama, Jeanine Pirro convened a rare special grand jury to investigate the reflecting pool vandalism case, even after admitting there's no case against the former Olympian they arrested. Meanwhile, cyberattacks have hit water systems in 12 states over the past few years, with 30 Minnesota systems targeted last month alone, and what remains of US cyber intelligence confirmed Iran did it — but Trump is blaming Tim Walz, because of course he is. In other news, multiple US Navy sailors aboard the USS Abraham Lincoln have attempted to jump overboard during a record 250-consecutive-day deployment with severe shortages of soap, toothpaste, hot water, food, and toilet paper, and Pete Hegseth — who built himself a personal salon at the Pentagon — called their accounts "fake news." Josh Kushner and Bob Iger are buying the Los Angeles Lakers for a record $12.5 billion, pending NBA board approval, from an insurance billionaire currently under investigation, so something is sus about this one. In primary results, DSA candidate Francesca Hong lost the Wisconsin governor's Democratic primary to David Crowley — who had dropped out and then re-entered after Tony Evers panicked — Mike Lindell lost the Minnesota Republican governor primary and is claiming voter fraud, and Lindsey Graham's sister Darlindsey fell short of 50% in South Carolina heading to a runoff against congressman Ralph Norman on August 25th.

Resources/Articles mentioned:

Axios: Karoline Leavitt stepping down as White House press secretary

ESPN: Sources: Josh Kushner, Bob Iger to buy Lakers for $12.5B

NYT: University of Michigan Will Ease Up on Grades for Student Mental Health

WaPo: Pirro, in rare move, convenes special grand jury in Washington

WaPo: Water systems are ripe for cyberattacks, experts warn after suspected Iranian hacks

The Guardian: USS Abraham Lincoln sailors tried to jump overboard amid extended deployment – reports | US military

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Today's Headlines: Trump secretly escaped Air Force One in a catering truck at the NATO summit in Turkey due to an Iranian assassination threat — leaving the press corps and cabinet members including Marco Rubio sitting inside the plane he'd just abandoned as a decoy. The plane he fled was the Qatari hand-me-down that clearly wasn't secure enough for the president. When asked if he'd declare a national emergency around the November midterms, Trump said "stranger things have happened, I'll leave it at that" and then actually left it at that, which is alarming, to say the least. Meanwhile, the DOJ deployed election monitors to Minnesota's two biggest counties for their primary elections, a federal judge blocked Trump's postal service mail-in voting restrictions, and Todd Blanche is apparently discussing using ICE at polling places, so the election interference infrastructure is coming together nicely. On the corruption beat, the Antwerp World Diamond Center gave Trump a ring the size of a watch with 300 diamonds, dozens of sapphires, two giant T's, and "crafted in Antwerp for Donald John Trump" engraved on it — and weeks later the Trump administration approved a tariff exemption for Belgium's diamond industry, prompting Elizabeth Warren to send a strongly worded letter. Moving on to Immigration, ICE is planning to spend $20 million on electric shock gloves for agents, made by a company called Compliant Technologies, because subtlety is not the vibe. And finally, a new study found that dogs can distinguish between fear, anger, and sadness in human facial expressions with more nuance than previously known, which is genuinely good news and the only story today that doesn't require a drink afterward.

Resources/Articles mentioned:

WaPo: Contradicting public statements, Trump took secret flight from Turkey amid Iranian threat

The Independent: Trump doesn’t deny a possible federal takeover of elections: ‘Stranger things have happened’

The Guardian: Polls close in South Carolina, where Republicans brace for runoff in race to replace Lindsey Graham – live

Axios: Trump's mail-in voting restrictions blocked nationwide by federal judge

AP News: Belgian diamond group that won tariff relief gifted Trump a lavishly encrusted ring

AP News: AP Exclusive: ICE plans to give officers gloves that can deliver painful electric shocks

WaPo: Dogs can tell when you're happy, scared or sad, new brain scans show

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Today's Headlines: Trump signed an executive order overriding the CDC's vaccine schedule authority, requiring the MMR vaccine to be broken into three separate shots at separate visits — while claiming he broke up his own kids' vaccines into five stops because he's "seen proof" that vaccines cause autism, which he described as a soda bottle poured into a child's body. Trump also admitted there was "some contractor error" with the reflecting pool while continuing to accuse a former Olympian of vandalism even though charges were dropped, and appointed a Project 2025 co-author as inspector general of the department that will review the reflecting pool renovation. On the tech beat, Meta and TikTok lost their attempt to dismiss thousands of lawsuits claiming their platforms are deliberately addictive and harmful to teenagers. Mark Zuckerberg responded to the cultural moment by releasing a 6,500-word AI manifesto arguing everyone's concerns are overblown and America needs to beat China anyway. Meanwhile, Bernie Sanders sent a strongly worded letter urging OpenAI, Anthropic, and Meta to pause AI development, citing all three companies reporting their own models going rogue in recent weeks and a petition signed by over 1,200 AI employees calling for an international safety framework. In scary weather news, July 2026 was the hottest month ever recorded in the United States going back to 1895, with NOAA forecasting more of the same through August. Finally, a 7.4 magnitude earthquake — the strongest recorded in the 21st century — hit Colombia and Ecuador, killing at least 111 people with many still missing.

Resources/Articles mentioned:

The Guardian: Trump signs order attempting to override CDC vaccine schedule and break up MMR shots

The Hill: Trump says there was ‘some contractor error’ during Reflecting Pool renovation

WaPo: Trump nominates loyalist to office that would oversee Reflecting Pool review

WaPo: Patriot Games open with dodgeball, lots of MAGA caps and even more questions

Axios: Meta, others lose appeal to drop thousands of social media addiction lawsuits

Axios: Zuckerberg: AI's biggest risk is one entity with too much control

Axios: Exclusive: Sanders calls for AI development pause

Axios: The U.S. just had its hottest month on record

AP News: 7.4 magnitude quake strikes western Colombia, killing scores of people

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Today's Headlines: Todd Blanche was confirmed as attorney general 50-49 at 4am on Saturday — with spineless Bill Cassidy, who already lost his Senate seat thanks to Trump, casting the deciding vote anyway — cementing the man responsible for Ghislaine Maxwell's emotional support puppy as the top law enforcement officer in the United States. On an equally depressing note, Ohio congressman Max Miller, facing allegations of holding his daughter's stuffed bunny hostage among significantly more violent accusations, missed the deadline to drop out of his reelection race. Speaking of people with no shame, Meta was caught paying neo-Nazis through its invitation-only monetization program, including a white supremacist site banned from X for hate speech. Pivoting to international grifts, a Trump-linked oil company literally called Greenland Energy — incorporated last year by a Trump associate, with Dr. Phil retained to document the whole thing — is preparing to drill in Greenland without permission from Greenland, because why ask. On the war beat, the Pentagon is running dangerously low on weapons and gave defense companies three weeks to scale production, while Trump described ongoing Iran negotiations as "lowkeying it" and "like a chess game," and Iran announced it won't reopen the Strait until the US withdraws, ends the war, unfreezes assets, lifts sanctions, and pays damages — so just a few small asks. Netanyahu rejected Trump's 15-point Gaza plan, Hamas won't disarm until Israel leaves, Israel won't leave until Hamas disarms, and Saudi Arabia, Pakistan, and Turkey signed a mutual defense pact declaring an attack on one is an attack on all, which is either stabilizing or the beginning of something much worse.

Resources/Articles mentioned:

CNN: How each senator voted on Todd Blanche’s attorney general confirmation

Axios: Max Miller stays in as GOP replacement window closes

Futurism: Meta Caught Paying Nazis to Post on Facebook

The Guardian: Greenland issues ‘strong warning’ as Trump-linked oil firm prepares to drill

Reuters: Trump administration to invest $3 billion in minerals projects to boost US defense supply chains

WaPo: Pentagon presses defense firms to build weapons as Iran war depletes stocks

NBC News: Iran sets out steep demands for reopening Hormuz despite hopes Oman deal could break impasse

Axios: Trump to Axios: "We are low-keying it" with Iran

NBC News: Israel rejects Trump’s 15-point plan for Gaza, Netanyahu says

NBC News: Pakistan says new defense pact with Saudi Arabia and Turkey is ‘purely defensive’ and open to others

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