Chris Simms Unbuttoned

We’re back baby! And Connor is literally back from his baby. Backflips & bottle service…how did Chris spend his bougie vacation? We’ll catch up on some NFL news we missed with a round of I Know What You Did This Summer. Plus your reactions to Simms’ All-Time QB lists.
(0:24) “I’ve been having too much fun”
(4:45) Chris recounts his bougie Euro Trip
(16:10) World Cup over, NFL goes back to turf
(21:35) Brandon Aiyuk keeps burning bridges
(29:55) Cam Skattebo's backflip
(37:05) Alvin Kamara stays with Saints
(38:50) Brendan Sorsby denied Supplemental Draft
(42:20) Lions secondary after cutting Terrion Arnold
(46:35) Aaron Donald works out at Rams facility
(56:10) Rams LT Alaric Jackson could face suspension
(58:55) Eagles “hesitant to pay” Jalen Carter
(1:04:10) Simms All-Time QB Countdown reax
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You didn’t think we were done with our All-Time QBs lists, did you? After ranking the GOATs based on their careers, Chris & Ahmed go through the Top 10 passers Simms would take in their prime. How far down does Tom Brady fall from #1? Do Lamar Jackson & Josh Allen make the cut? The answers surprise even Chris himself.
(0:00) “The Top 7,000 players of all time…”
(1:15) Top 10 All-Time “In Their Prime” QBs
(6:15) #10 Roger Staubach
(7:50) #9 Tom Brady
(10:55) #8 Dan Marino
(13:00) #7 Lamar Jackson
(15:30) #6 Josh Allen
(18:45) #5 Brett Favre
(23:25) #4 John Elway
(26:15) #3 Aaron Rodgers
(28:00) #2 Patrick Mahomes
(29:40) #1 Peyton Manning
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You know the names. Brady. Elway. Manning. Montana. Mahomes. Who are the 5 best QBs in NFL history? Chris finally gives his answer (with a little help from Stugotz).
(0:00) “I consider you a brother, and you clearly don’t feel the same about me.”
(3:55) All-Time QB Top 10: Our “career-focused” rankings conclude
(10:30) #5 John Elway
(16:45) #4 Patrick Mahomes
(19:30) #3 Joe Montana
(24:25) #2 Peyton Manning
(27:40) #1 Tom Brady
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After narrowing down his Top 10 All-Time QBs, Chris finally gets to ranking them. Today we hit #10-6, which includes a couple former teammates. And Simms teases yet another list he’ll do after this one.
(0:00) The time Chris’ wife explained the Wild Card to him
(2:20) All-Time QB Top 10: Chris explains the criteria of his ranking
(5:20) #10 Roger Staubach
(8:15) #9 Dan Marino
(13:00) #8 Brett Favre
(17:05) #7 Aaron Rodgers
(23:15) #6 Johnny Unitas
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It’s cut-down day for the All-Time QBs list. Chris & Connor go through the 18 (or 19?) QBs who made the first cut and determine who will be in Simms’ Top 10 (or 12?). But first, Chris complains about us making him do this (we didn’t make him do this).
(0:00) “You’re all a-holes. Every one of you.”
(2:00) All-Time QBs: Did we underrate Warren Moon?
(6:40) Top 10 LOCKS
(10:15) Clear cuts: Does Terry Bradshaw miss out?
(12:35) Roger Staubach, Johnny Unitas, Bart Starr
(18:15) Aaron Rodgers, Josh Allen, Lamar Jackson
(22:05) The FINAL 10
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