Chris Simms Unbuttoned

(0:00) Who are the angriest fan bases Chris has encountered?
(9:15) Mount Rushmore of All-Time Arms: Why didn’t Dan Marino make the cut?
(22:15) Aaron Rodgers will retire after this season
(27:35) Todd Monken wants to name his starting QB soon
(32:30) CeeDee Lamb wants the grass to stay after the World Cup
(35:55) Nolan Smith arrested for reckless driving
(40:00) QB Countdown: Homies have questions about Tanner McKee, Bryce Young, and Kyler Murray
(46:20) QB #28 Joe Flacco
(51:35) QB #27 Tyler Shough
(54:50) QB #26 Aaron Rodgers
(57:35) QB #25 Jacoby Brissett
(1:01:20) DraftKings: AFC North odds
(1:03:55) Thursday Trivia: Inspired by Josh Allen’s 30th birthday
(1:10:30) Best 30-year-old players for this season
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(0:00) The guys recap the epic Knicks comeback, and discuss where MSG sits among iconic sports venues
(10:20) Homie Reactions: Is Aaron Rodgers on the Mount Rushmore of all-time arms?
(18:25) News: Lamar Jackson misses 1st day of OTAs
(21:45) Justin Herbert misses 2nd voluntary Phase 2 practice
(23:40) Unhappy Jacoby Brissett is skipping Cardinals OTAs
(27:00) Rashee Rice going to jail for 30 days; can’t rehab injured knee
(31:45) DraftKings: AFC West odds
(33:10) QB Countdown: Homies react to Shedeur Sanders, Deshaun Watson, & Fernando Mendoza
(40:25) QB #32 Michael Penix
(45:00) QB #31 Bryce Young
(51:55) Universal This Changes Everything Moment: QB #30 Kyler Murray
(59:05) QB #29 Mac Jones
(1:06:10) Which Doesn’t Belong & Why: Veteran Free Agents
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(0:00) Wristwatches & JFK
(4:05) Simms QB Countdown: #37 J.J. McCarthy
(9:45) QB #36 Tua Tagovailoa
(15:20) QB #35 Marcus Mariota
(19:45) QB #34 Kirk Cousins & #33 Fernando Mendoza
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(0:00) Connor is all too happy to recap the Subway Series with Chris
(6:45) Schedule Leftovers: The Chargers have a severe disadvantage
(14:55) News: Aaron Rodgers (finally) signs with Steelers
(27:35) DraftKings: Steelers playoff odds
(29:35) Simms 2026 QB Countdown: Looking back at 2025, who’s gonna fall out of the Top 10?
(33:25) QB #43 Carson Beck
(39:10) QB #42 Ty Simpson
(42:50) QB #41 Shedeur Sanders
(49:55) QB #40 Jarrett Stidham
(55:00) QB #39 Deshaun Watson
(59:30) QB #38 Davis Mills
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(0:00) 2026 Schedule Release: What’s the first thing Simms looks for?
(4:45) Seahawks: manageable schedule for the champs
(11:05) Rams: holy $h!t hard start, holy $h!t hard finish
(15:10) 49ers: soft return after Australia
(17:40) Eagles: could Philly be a dumpster fire?
(22:50) Bears: first time they’ll have a target on their back
(26:50) Patriots: favorable schedule for a team that was just in the Super Bowl
(30:10) Broncos: they hit the Holy Sh!t category, one of the toughest starts of any team
(33:25) Chiefs: early BYE could be perfect timing
(38:15) Bills: two stretches of 4 of 5 on the road will be tricky
(41:05) DraftKings: New Head Coaches Week 1 Odds
(43:00) Cardinals: Arizona could start 0-13
(46:00) Lions: should be 4-1 entering BYE week
(47:45) Cowboys: early travel could get tricky despite them being better
(49:20) Commanders: opening stretch is brutal
(50:35) Ravens: early schedule sets up really nice for them
(51:55) Jets: still not easy, but better than it’s been
(54:45) Colts: could be 0-3 to start, and they need to make it happen this year
(56:10) Jaguars: did Trevor Lawrence really cut his hair?
(58:15) Primetime schedules are all loaded
(1:01:05) Thanksgiving Schedule looks like a playoff schedule
(1:04:45) Christmas Day Schedule stacked as well
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