Chris Simms Unbuttoned

(0:00) Why did Page Six call Chris yesterday?
(9:25) Round 1 Grades: How many players deserve one in this draft?
(37:45) DraftKings: Total Round 1 picks at each position
(42:40) Draft Rumors: Cowboys trade up for Sonny Styles?
(46:40) Pick #7 is the “floor” for Caleb Downs
(49:05) Giants & Dexter Lawrence “should come to a head before the Draft”
(54:50) Simms 2026 Draft OL Honorable Mentions: Blake Miller, Chase Bisontis, & Markel Bell
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(0:00) Chris tells the story of letting his daughter watch Jurassic Park at a (questionably?) young age
(4:45) Simms 2026 Draft OL Rankings: Why is the NFL short on good O-linemen?
(13:20) #1 T Monroe Freeling (Georgia)
(19:50) #2 T Francis Mauigoa (Miami)
(28:20) #3 T Max Iheanachor (Arizona State)
(35:45) #4 T Kadyn Proctor (Alabama)
(41:30) #5 T Caleb Lomu (Utah)
(47:50) #1 iOL Emmanuel Pregnon (Oregon)
(52:35) #2 iOL Keylan Rutledge (Georgia Tech)
(56:05) #3 iOL Vega Ioane (Penn State)
(59:40) #4 iOL Spencer Fano (Utah)
(1:04:20) #5 iOL Jake Slaughter (Florida)
(1:09:55) DraftKings OL odds to be drafted Top 10
(1:12:00) Commanders debut new uniforms
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(0:00) “It’s Tuesday! I can say anything I want!!!”
(0:50) NEWS: Chris & Connor address the Mike Vrabel-Diana Russini story
(4:35) Rueben Bain Jr. was involved in fatal car collision in 2024
(10:25) Packers will trade WR Dontayvion Wicks to the Eagles
(12:25) Report: Jaguars plan for Travis Hunter to be a full-time corner
(16:40) Simms 2026 Draft DT Honorable Mentions: Peter Woods (Clemson)
(24:10) Zxavian Harris (Ole Miss)
(30:05) #AskMeAnything: The homies ask about Kenyon Sadiq, Sam Roush, and scouting CBs
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(0:00) The Masters has given us yet another depressing Jets stat
(5:10) Simms 2026 Draft DT Rankings: Do draft analysts underrate this position?
(7:45) #1 DT Kayden McDonald (Ohio State)
(20:05) #2 DT Christen Miller (Georgia)
(27:50) #3 DT Caleb Banks (Florida)
(36:15) #4 DT Domonique Orange (Iowa State)
(43:25) #5 DT Lee Hunter (Texas Tech)
(50:50) DraftKings DT odds to be drafted Round 1
(56:05) Recapping Simms' Top 5 DT
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(0:00) We learn why Chris greets friends as “f*ckface”
(7:15) Simms 2026 TE Rankings: How hard is it to evaluate TEs?
(17:00) #1 TE Kenyon Sadiq (Oregon)
(27:05) DraftKings odds of team to draft Kenyon Sadiq
(30:25) #2 TE Eli Stowers (Vanderbilt)
(39:55) #3 TE Sam Roush (Stanford)
(45:00) #4 TE Oscar Delp (Georgia)
(49:20) #5 TE Eli Raridon (Notre Dame)
(55:50) Recapping Simms’ Top 5 TE
(57:15) Homie reactions on Kenyon Sadiq, Eli Stowers, and…NASA?
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