Jackie mourns the death of quiet luxury, heralded by Jeff Bezos and Lauren Sanchez’s childhood-trampoline-park-Chuck-E-Cheese style wedding invitations, grey CVS aisle carpet, and nonsensical guest list. Also, Sydney Sweeney’s collaboration with Basking Robbins - Gummy Bears!Thanks for supporting my sponsors:Pique: Nourish your body the right way. Get 20% off, plus a free rechargeable frother and glass beaker at Piquelife.com/BibleRitual: Don’t settle for less than evidence-based support. Get 25% off your first month today at www.ritual.com/BIBLEBetterHelp: Get 10% off your first month at www.BetterHelp.com/BITCHBIBLELittle Spoon: Simplify your kiddo’s mealtime with 30% off your first order at www.LittleSpoon.com/BIBLESee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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55:17
Deep and Niche
Jackie recounts a harrowing experience trying to buy candle pillars for grandma Gloria, has a religious experience with a pink canvas Bottega jacket, and regurgitates the timeless story of backdoor Rhonda.Thanks for supporting my sponsors!Pique: Nourish your body the right way. Get 20% off, plus a free rechargeable frother and glass beaker at Piquelife.com/BibleAddyi: Check out the FDA-approved treatment for certain premenopausal women who are bothered by low libido and want their sex drive back at www.Addyi.comHome Chef: For a limited time, get 50% off and free shipping for your first box, plus free dessert for life at www.HomeChef.com/BIBLESee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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56:33
Dead Jackie
Jackie addresses some public scrutiny from a recent radio appearance, discusses what Labubu represents, talks shit on Andrew for party mix, and reveals her sister's childhood sapphic inclinations.Thanks for supporting my sponsors!Leesa: Get 25% off mattresses, plus get an extra $50 off with promo code BIBLE at www.Leesa.comCornbread CBD: Use code BITCHBIBLE at checkout to save 30% on your first order at www.CornbreadHemp.com/BITCHBIBLEChime: Work on your financial goals through Chime today, and open an account in 2 minutes at www.chime.com/JACKIENutrafol: Enter code BIBLE to get $10 off your first month’s subscription and free shipping at www.Nutrafol.comAddyi: Check out the FDA-approved treatment for certain premenopausal women who are bothered by low libido and want their sex drive back at www.Addyi.comSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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59:29
Bitch Bible Classic: She's Back
Jackie makes her highly anticipated (not really) return and attempts to breeze into 2018 with the finesse of a young Grace Kelly. Until she is confronted with a rat mid recording and has to seek shelter, refuge, alcohol and access to basic cable. New year, same bitch. Thanks for supporting my sponsors!Hero Bread: Use code JACKIE at checkout to get 10% off your order at www.hero.coHungryroot: For a limited time, get free shipping and 50% off your first box, plus free dessert for life at www.HomeChef.com/BIBLELittle Spoon: Use code BIBLE at checkout to get 30% off your first order at www.LittleSpoon.com/BIBLERitual: Don’t settle for less than evidence-based support. Get 25% off your first month at www.ritual.com/BIBLESee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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47:22
Erase/Rewind
Jackie is solo parenting this week and explains why Andrew's use of the words "Cozy" and "Chilly" is grounds for divorce. She also gives the single best piece of advice for high-schoolers, points out the consequences of Carrie Underwood turning her back on her gay fans, and makes her stance on Labubu clear.Thanks for supporting my sponsors!Ritual: Don’t settle for less than evidence-based support. Get 25% off your first month at www.Ritual.com/BIBLEHome Chef: For a limited time, get 50% off and free shipping for your first box, plus free dessert for life at www.HomeChef.com/BIBLESKIMS: Check out the SKIMS Ultimate Bra Collection and more at www.skims.com/bibleHungryroot: For a limited time get 40% off your first box, plus a free item in every box for life at www.Hungryroot.com/bitchbibleSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
A podcast that dares to say what many are thinking, but only a bitch would say. Expect unfiltered and unapologetic discussions about sex, millennial struggles, pop culture, social faux-pas and hopefully, an insightful takeaway. Nothing is off limits.
Hosted by Jackie Schimmel, creator of blog “The Bitch Bible," and your soon-to-be bitchy (and super neurotic) best friend.
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