The Church of What's Happening Now: The New Testament

The only thing that money can't buy, is time. This week on The Church Joey Diaz and Lee Syatt talk about how important time is, wasting time, and focusing on what really matters. Joey and Lee also talk about Lee getting stranded in Chicago, why being alone is so awesome and much more!
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Joey Diaz and Lee Syatt LIVE from Joey's basement. The duo discuss what they would each be like as a security guard, why Joey never taught a stand up class, and Lee makes a confession to Joey about the end of their time in LA. 
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Nothing happens on the couch has been replaced and updated for 2026. Joey tells Lee why a comic union won't work, Joey talks about something he tries to never talk about, Lee and Joey look back at The Church's legacy and much more!
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Happy New Year from Joey and Lee! Joey talks motivation in the new year, the reason he stays out of prison, and much more!
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Joey Diaz and Le Syatt are joined by Becky comedy to talk about Lee's wedding and it's questionable food options, what comprimising means to Joey after 25 years married, and the unbelieveably true story of how Joey nearly died last week while visiting Miami. 
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