Who's The Bitch?

• Episode 41 - The Doldrums of Summer

  The Summer Bitchathon of 2025 has come to pass, and while we were able to figure out who was the #BOTS (Bitch Of The Summer), we're all truly asking 'HOW DID CHUB RUB NOT WIN????'  Kara brought her kids to the East coast for the summer and is starting to enjoy the fact that you can drink the air here. Jackie's Safety Corner involves the revelation that the NYC midnight ice cream trucks in the neighborhood are NOT selling ice cream, and she needs to know who else is afraid of them? Jackie's only got her mind set on one sandy summer destination, and that's 'Love Island'! And in UNSOLICITED ADVICE we're NOT here to talk about Jonathan Bailey's 'Slutty Little Glasses', but we ARE here to talk about him and ScarJo mouth smoochin' on the red carpet and that just leads into a conversation about smoochin' culture and mouth kissin' parents before headin' into some SOLICIATED ADVICE!Our first caller is actually a submitted VOICE NOTE! You can do it too, just keep THAT BITCH under 5mins!Our first caller's in-laws hit a rough patch during covid when their mother-in-laws income came to a halt, so they offered to help make ends meet. Now it's been 5 years, the in-laws are back to having steady pay, and the caller wants to know if they'd be the PRIVILAGED BITCHES if they finally put an end date to that deal after already having given them $55,000(!!!!) during those years?  Our first emailer has a BITCHSITCH between them and their immigrant husband who came to the US for the emailer, because now he's wanting to cross back over the Northern border to his home country for fear of deportation. But the emailer refuses to leave their mother behind. Does it make them THE BITCH for refusing to immigrate for their husband when he did the same thing for her when they married?Our second caller has a low stakes BITCHUATION, they wanna know are they THE BITCH for never telling anyone that they found their kids missing iPad because dad was accidentally screen maxing their toddlers during the summer while working from home?Our second emailer had previously gone ON A BREAK with their current boyfriend and during that time he hooked up with his HAWT neighbor multiple times. Both lied to the emailer once the break was over about this, but the boyfriend has since moved. Now that neighbors asking to use his pool to give her kids swimming lessons, the emailer said its uncomfortable and boyfriend agreed TO THE EMAILERS FACE before telling the ex-neighbor 'sure'. We all know he's THE BITCH but now the emailer wants to know what to do about this whole mess?Our third, and final, caller cut their childhood friend out of his life at 18 after both the friend and friends brother joined the police force and military. Now at 30 they're having regrets and needed a bitchy lil pep talk of what to do.Got a BITCHuation in your life and can't figure out Who's the Bitch? Hit us up at Whosthebitch.com and leave us a voicemail, email or DM! Comedians Jackie Zebrowski and Kara Klenk want to help you figure out, Who’s the Bitch? On this weekly call-in advice podcast, the hosts get emails, DMs, voicemails, and even take calls live on air so they can get all the dirty details of your problem and weigh in. Help us, help you figure out…Who’s The Bitch?

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• Episode 40 - More Sensitive than the Internet As A Whole

  This week Kara and Jackie are goin' remote for the summer as Kara had to head East with the kids like a single mother escaping a cholera outbreak, and on top of being the first remote episode it's the first episode post-3hr Bitchathon!  In General Bitchery: What is the bitchiest Starbucks order??  Jackie and Kara pine for a soda tourism trip for Swig and beyond. The Bitch of the Summer, Jeff Bezos & Lauren Sanchez, keep on proving the Bitchathon voters were RIGHT via their lame ass parties and terrible wedding, then it's on to your calls and emails!Our first caller is a listener who called DURING the Bitchathon about her friend NOT being inviting to a mutual friends wedding she's planning to attend, and she's got an update!Our second caller is a regular from chat and after leaving their father to watch their diabetic cat for a few nights they returned to find DADDY'S DICK NUMBING SPRAY in their bathroom. Now they're really uncomfortable and unsure of what to even do; do they tell dad my roof, my rules or would that make them a hypocrite 'cause they were doin' the same type a things under old pops roof and KNOW he heard a thing or two!Our first, and only, emailer this ep, wants to know if they're THE BITCH for trying to stay outta their friends business and tellin' his ex to just MOVE ON instead of asking and worrying if said friend/ex is dating someone new.Our third caller had some similar questions to the last SECRET SIBLIN' and wants to know if they'd be THE BITCH for circumventing their shitty dad (who refuses to even talk to the caller) to try and have some sort of relationship with their half-siblings, who may or may not know the caller even exists.Our fourth, and final, caller wants to know if they're THE BTICH for wanting to take their girlfriend to a vvv nice sushi restaurant, but gf keeps makin' some weeeeird excuses for why they can't go to expensive restaurants!Got a BITCHuation in your life and can't figure out Who's the Bitch? Hit us up at Whosthebitch.com and leave us a voicemail, email or DM! Comedians Jackie Zebrowski and Kara Klenk want to help you figure out, Who’s the Bitch? On this weekly call-in advice podcast, the hosts get emails, DMs, voicemails, and even take calls live on air so they can get all the dirty details of your problem and weigh in. Help us, help you figure out…Who’s The Bitch?

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• Episode 39 - Secret Siblings

  Kara and Jackie are preppin' 4 the BITCHATHON THIS THURSDAY over on www.youtube.com/@WhosTheB plus gettin' into the new term for losin' contact; "caspering". As well as the sometimes nightmare world of friend communication in general.Then it's onto our first email, from a mother who wants to know if she's THE BITCH for lying about why the father of their child is suddenly absent from their lives? Now she's unsure of how, AND IF, to tell her friends the real reason behind the sudden disappearance.Our first caller is a return caller with A BITCHDATE after following the advice given to them in 'Episode 13 - This Is Our Chrismukkah Episode'. They've also got a NEW BITCHUATION they need some guidance on!Our second, and last emailer, was reminded during a private WTB-Listen-A-Thon that when they were a child, their mom just in that ever so casual boomer style dropped that their cousins (whom they're close to) have a ~secret half sibling~, now they wanna know if they should keep harboring this secret and they wanna know WHO ARE THE BITCHES IN ALL THIS?Our second, and last caller, wants to know if they're THE BITCH for potentially leaving their unemployed roommates/past relationship partners homeless after they couldn't carry the financial burden alone anymore and decided to move states for an easier life. Got a BITCHuation in your life and can't figure out Who's the Bitch? Hit us up at Whosthebitch.com and leave us a voicemail, email or DM and DON'T FORGET ABOUT OUR UPCOMING THREE HOUR SUMMER BITCHATHON THIS THURSDAY, JUNE 26TH @ 4pm-7pm PTS/ 7pm-10pm EST over on The YouTube!!!!! Comedians Jackie Zebrowski and Kara Klenk want to help you figure out, Who’s the Bitch? On this weekly call-in advice podcast, the hosts get emails, DMs, voicemails, and even take calls live on air so they can get all the dirty details of your problem and weigh in. Help us, help you figure out…Who’s The Bitch?

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• Episode 38 - Is This Just Guy Craziness?

  Buckle up, it's time for all the tough bitch love YOU CAN HANDLE!Jackie's livin' her best Choir Life (for the past month) and she's FAINLLY comin' out to Kara 'bout it as Kara recalls her weekend of going to an adults skating party (no, not that kind) and met her archnemsis (archbitch?) that caused her to fall on her coccyx and now SHE'S GOT PAIN, which is not being helped by her daughter's bestie sleeping over while being stuck on east coast time and think we can all agree: Time Zones are THE BITCH!In UNSOLICATED ADVICE, pop stars are gonna pop star and Sabrina Carpenter has people makin' A RUCKUS with her new album cover which caused a heated discussion about her oversexin' everything in what just seems more and more like repeated publicity stunts.Then it's onto our SOLICITED ADVICE, our first emailer knows that she's probably THE BITCH, but can't help wanting to execute a petty retaliate against their MIL who's paying for their wedding, but also making some pretty insane demands because of it.Our first caller recently moved into their partners apartment and wants to know who's THE BITCH when it comes to their boyfriend not allowing them to bring in and decorate with the chachkas that call to them, as he wants to keep the place minimal!Our second, and final, emailer reconnected with an old flame and moved providences with them. This past Christmas, their flames tightknit circle of friends requested the emailer not be at the Christmas event with no explanation given. But her partner didn't push for an answer, and now they need guidance on navigating these murky bitch infested waters.Our second, and final, caller wants to know if they're THE BITCH, their partners THE BITCH, or is it just plain ole' girl cRaZiNeSs that has her feelin' like it wasn't an early bedtime and a glitching phone that caused her boyfriend to miss calls and updated What'sApp activity.Got a BITCHuation in your life and can't figure out Who's the Bitch? Hit us up at Whosthebitch.com and leave us a voicemail, email or DM and DON'T FORGET ABOUT OUR UPCOMING THREE HOUR SUMMER BITCHATHON JUNE 26TH @ 4pm-7pm PTS/ 7pm-10pm EST over on The YouTube!!!!! Comedians Jackie Zebrowski and Kara Klenk want to help you figure out, Who’s the Bitch? On this weekly call-in advice podcast, the hosts get emails, DMs, voicemails, and even take calls live on air so they can get all the dirty details of your problem and weigh in. Help us, help you figure out…Who’s The Bitch?

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• Episode 37 - Professional Scolding

  Summers here, and it's time to do SOME BITCHIN'!Jackie's sending her good wishes towards Kara as the end of the school year looms darkly in the short distance, but momma Kara has it aaaallll planned out, then we're onto some GENERAL BITCHERY from our dedicated Bitchlings with a few UPDATES and a question of "What's the Bitchiest Natural Disaster?"And in out UNSOLICIATED ADVICE, Jackie's gushin' 'bout the couple she never thought she'd STAN....Kylie Jenner and Timtim. They've been to almost every Knicks game before they got knocked out, or something.... sports. But some lame-o's are up in arms because memelord Kylie made a post that referenced a scene in Sex and the City about not gettin' some if the Nicks lose.Now,  it's time for the MAIN ATTRACTION: THE SOLICITED ADVICE!Our first caller had to move back in with their mother and aunt after their relationship ended, which caused tensions the caller expressed to a close friend. The friends solution was for the caller to move in with the friend and her 2 little boys in their small, two bedroom home. The caller has already tried politely saying no, but their friend keeps INSISTING. They wanna know how exactly to tell their friend firmly 'NO' and end the conversation without making said friend hate them.Our first emailer thinks his new girl is perfect...except she snores like a freight train and talks in her sleep. The emailer is a light sleeper and CAN'T GET NO SLEEP. Earplugs can't deafin' the rumbles, and they wanna know if they'd be THE BITCH for suggestin' their partner check with a doc about the snorin' to see 'what's up with that?' after the callers own stepfather found out he snored from sleep apnea himself.Our next submission is a DM from a listener who has a self proclaimed low stakes 'Who's The Bitch?'; their husband's love language is gifts, BUT they're always hideous, and they wanna know if they're THE BITCH for not just appreciating the thought or is HE THE BITCH for not knowing her style better after 10 YEARS?Our second, and final, bitchling heard the plea for some ACTUAL BITCHES and has answered the call! They think they're THE BITCH for callin' out some BABY BITCHES, in front of their entire middle school class and makin' one of 'em cry, for bein' RUDE.Got a BITCHuation in your life and can't figure out Who's the Bitch? Hit us up at Whosthebitch.com and leave us a voicemail, email or DM and DON'T FORGET ABOUT OUR UPCOMING THREE HOUR SUMMER BITCHATHON JUNE 26TH @ 4pm-7pm PTS/ 7pm-10pm EST over on The YouTube!!!!! Comedians Jackie Zebrowski and Kara Klenk want to help you figure out, Who’s the Bitch? On this weekly call-in advice podcast, the hosts get emails, DMs, voicemails, and even take calls live on air so they can get all the dirty details of your problem and weigh in. Help us, help you figure out…Who’s The Bitch?

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