
From The Patreon Vault: Unintelligible Slurring: Be cool, don't be all like uncool (Classic RHONY)
12/29/2025 | 1h
Back in the early days of our Patreon, I convinced Raheel to watch classic Housewives episodes - On this episode, we put on bathing suits, sunglasses, and an open robe like countess the coolest cat ever as we dive in, no contacts, to the hilarious RHONY Episode 15 of Season 7.Â

From The Patreon Vault: "Press Conference": Meet The Press (Classic RHOP)
12/28/2025 | 1h 6 mins.
Back in the early days of our Patreon, we recapped classic Housewives episodes - On this episode...The year was 2018, Karen Huger has financial woes, Candiace and Monique had just met, and the only thing funnier than Gizelle's silly hashtag shirt was Matt, the non-accountant, non-attorney, close dear friend of Karen's, printing out tweets and highlighting them.Â

From The Patreon Vault: "P-e-d-a-f-i-l-e": December: Berkshires County (Classic RHONY)
12/27/2025 | 1h 11 mins.
Back in the early days of our Patreon, I convinced Raheel to watch classic Housewives episodes - On this episode from 2022, Aarti, Raheel, and Noor take a trip to Blue Stone Manor where Dorinda made it nice but everyone should be ashamed of themselves for not knowing how to spell pedophile.Â

From The Patreon Vault: Sucking Dixon: Sex, Lies, & Butter Knives w/ Raheel (RHOP)
12/26/2025 | 1h 1 mins.
Back in the early days of our Patreon, I convinced Raheel to watch classic Housewives episode - On this episode from 2022, Raheel is dove into the greatest franchise of Housewives history: Potomac.Â

Episode 593: On the White House Lawn w/ Raheel
12/23/2025 | 1h 3 mins.
America is turning 250 and Trump has quite the party planned!Am-Fest revealed the newest alt-right celeb - Nicki Minaj!Epstein files were finally revealed to tell us all once and for all [REDACTED]Jasmine Crockett and America's problem with misogynoir!Dave Chappell has a new Netflix special!



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