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The Fifth Column

Kmele Foster, Michael Moynihan, and Matt Welch
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    Can the Democratic Center Hold?

    10/14/2026 | 1h 30 mins.
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    -A Democratic consultant defending Fox News out of the gate
    -Was Mike Lindell ever really a crackhead?
    -Ladies and gentlemen, the new White House press secretary, Katie Zachariah
    -Did we fuck Scott Jennings?
    -How does a WH press secretary actually prepare?
    -Kimberly Guilfoyleโ€™s $100,000 AmEx problem
    -James Talaricoโ€™s imaginary stay in an Ohio psych ward
    -the art of standing out among 435 members of Congress
    -Abdul El-Sayed vs Mike Rogers in Michigan
    -Jon Ossoff and the case for normal Democrats
    -JD Vanceโ€™s interesting definition of socialism
    -Midterm Madness on Zachariah, Alaska, and Michigan
    -Trump gets it right on data centers. Until he doesnโ€™t.
    -Brian Kilmeade stands up for Ukraine against Rachel Compost Duffy
    -Come watch us live in Connecticut!
    -What exactly is Third Way?
    -Yemisiโ€™s heresies on crime and climate
    -Immigration and the Jamaican-Nigerian experience
    -Kmele and the Blacks of Connecticut
    -Where is the Democratic Party headed, and how much does the DSA matter?
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    People Who Lie and People Who Die (w/ Sam Roberts) Members Only #349

    10/09/2026 | 14 mins.
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    โ€œThere are no ordinary lives and everyone has a storyโ€
    -Sam Robertsโ€™ father takes him to see the Rosenbergsโ€™ funeral
    -Fifty years in journalism and an unexpected career writing obituaries
    -Anna Nicole Smith and the brutality of British obituaries
    -Charlie Rangelโ€™s complicated legacy
    -Who deserves a New York Times obituary?
    -Writing Rudy Giulianiโ€™s obituary bโ€ฆ
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    Europe Is Melting, Meritocracy Is Racist, and Everyone Gets Dignity (Episode #578)

    10/07/2026 | 1h 35 mins.
    Did we mention weโ€™re nominatedโ€ฆdid you vote yet? If not, what in the actual fuck is your problem?
    -all the bad words are here
    -come to Fairfield on November 12th! (https://quickcenter.fairfield.edu/2026-27-season-calendar/lectures/the-fifth-column-podcast.html)
    -Trump in Nebraskaโ€ฆ.always a good sign for Republicans
    -Anal sex, picnics, breakfast in bed, lobster
    -Europe is melting! (still)
    -who will replace Macron?
    -Franceโ€™s immigration problem
    -Sweden discovers gun crime
    -America, the assimilation machine
    -meritocracy is fucking fantastic
    -questions are bad when ethnicities are in front of them
    -Vivek, the big guy and the worst swing in baseball
    -Midterm Madness where candidate quality counts
    -if you had to arrest one person at the New York Timesโ€ฆ
    -MAGA-curious CBS boss and The Daily Beast
    -Theo Von discovers socialism
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    One Hitter: Why Oil Prices Could Get Much Worse (w/ Marshall Adkins) Members Only #348

    10/03/2026 | 44 mins.
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    Marshall spent 25 years covering oil and gas at Raymond James before retiring this week. He joins the guys to explain whatโ€™s actually driving prices higher, why diesel matters more than most people realize, and how war, refinery outages, and shrinking reserves have left the global energy market with very little room for error.
    Also, is Marshall the real
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    The Weave Within the Weave (#577)

    10/02/2026 | 1h 30 mins.
    โ€ฆand Moynihan discusses Harvardโ€™s artist in residence. Also, weโ€™ve been nominated for something! vote for us in for the Signal Awards!
    -Kmeleโ€™s Cross-Country Trail of Tears
    -Trump Praises the Latinos
    -Yukon Cornelius and the Bumble
    -Coming Soon: Jasonโ€™s Weird Fetishes
    -Trump Talks to Time
    -The Weave We Go
    -No Fatties, No Trannies, No Weirdos
    -Itโ€™s Worse Because Itโ€™s Worse
    -Saving Western Civilization, One Taxpayer-Funded Ad at a Time
    -Sen. Eric Schmittโ€™s Awesome Week
    -The Indian Question
    -Roxane Gay, Harvard Medical School Artist in Residence
    -Midterm Madness: New Hampshire, Michigan, Ohio and L.A.
    -How Not to Hijack an Israeli Plane
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Your weekly rhetorical assault on the on the news cycle, the people who make it, and occasionally ourselves. Kmele Foster (Freethink), Michael Moynihan (Vice), and Matt Welch (Reason) talk and laugh and drink their way to at least quasi-sanity in a world gone mad, often with the aid of clean and articulate guests. Weekly Members Only subscription edition often comes with listener mail and professional-quality (if inappropriate) singing. Analysis. Commentary. Sedition. www.wethefifth.com
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