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The Fifth Column

Kmele Foster, Michael Moynihan, and Matt Welch
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    Conspiracy Theories Never Die (w/ James B. Meigs) #573

    09/04/2026 | 1h 38 mins.
    Jim is a Senior Fellow at the Manhattan Institute and a Wall Street Journal columnist
    -The tractor beam of sexuality
    -James B. Meigs is here
    -Tucker Carlson is just asking questions. He’s less interested in the answers
    -It’s 9/11 season. Call in the OG debunker
    -Jet fuel didn’t have to melt steel
    -Death threats for… Popular Mechanics
    -Tucker finds Israel in the JFK files
    -Revisiting Loose Change, 20 years later
    -Conspiracy theories thrive in the ruins of journalism
    -Data centers or, hear us out, server farms
    -The mailbag interrogates Mr. Science Man
    -Hugging Face and the AI agents chatting amongst themselves
    -Midterm Madness goes to Texas
    -Talarico vs. Paxton, somehow a toss-up
    -Flock cameras solve crimes. They also know where you’ve been
    -Nature, Jason Arday, and the death of fact-checking
    -UFOs are real. The aliens remain elusive
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    It Was All Just a Joke (Members Only #342)

    09/02/2026 | 15 mins.
    This is a free preview of a paid episode. To hear more, visit www.wethefifth.com

    Look who decided to come back for this episode! (for the visually impaired, it’s the one and only Kmele Foster)
    -A Caribbean anti-colonial fantasy
    -A gay Lady Chatterley’s Lover… and hockey
    -Oh, Milo
    -Because it’s funny. It’s a joke
    -Milo, the Tates, and the “it was all a bit” defense
    -ICE, deportations, and discovering empathy the hard way
    -He gave as good as…
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    Canada Calls Trump’s Bluff (#572)

    08/28/2026 | 1h 34 mins.
    Holy shit, The Moynihan Report has RETURNED.
    Watch the episode, subscribe on YouTube, and sign up for Moynihan’s Substack while you’re at it.
    Now, back to the Fifth:
    -why you have to watch this podcast
    -Sanna Marin…for the policy
    -Finding Kmele Foster
    -Welch returns from Montreal to report that the French lost
    -life in the time of Trade War
    -NPR finally solves reparations
    -tariffs, hockey sticks, and remedial economics
    -JD Vance is still not funny
    -Polymarket bets on Canada
    -Tucker discovers Christian Russia
    -Clip Roulette returns
    -Tim Curry, Richard E. Grant, Producer Jason’s inexplicable defense of Hudson Hawk
    -Bret Weinstein solves the Charlie Kirk assassination
    -Ana Kasparian keeps making new friends
    -Mamdani, Muhammad and the death of secularism
    -a bit more Clip-O-Rama
    -Tuck and the Short King discover 107 million illegal immigrants
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    Bad Writing, Good Journalism, and AI (w/ Ben Smith) MO #341

    08/26/2026 | 14 mins.
    This is a free preview of a paid episode. To hear more, visit www.wethefifth.com

    How does Semafor make money and what is the best magazine in the world? Well…why don’t you smash that subscribe button and/or whip out that credit card if you want the real insider information from media’s best?
    -Karen Attiah and the Charlie Kirk quote that wasn’t real
    -Firing people for tweets + the last good account on Twitter
    -Why is Semafor worth so mu…
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    Seize the Means of Conservatism (w/ Stephanie Slade) MO #340

    08/21/2026 | 13 mins.
    This is a free preview of a paid episode. To hear more, visit www.wethefifth.com

    Stephanie Slade’s new book, Fusionism: Liberty, Virtue, and the Future of the American Right, is available for pre-order now!
    -J.D. Vance seizes the means of production
    -Let’s define “conservative” in case you forgot
    -So what the hell is Fusionism?
    -From free markets to owning the libs
    -Cultural resentment > economic anxiety
    -Is there a reset after Trump?
    -Whe…
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About The Fifth Column
Your weekly rhetorical assault on the on the news cycle, the people who make it, and occasionally ourselves. Kmele Foster (Freethink), Michael Moynihan (Vice), and Matt Welch (Reason) talk and laugh and drink their way to at least quasi-sanity in a world gone mad, often with the aid of clean and articulate guests. Weekly Members Only subscription edition often comes with listener mail and professional-quality (if inappropriate) singing. Analysis. Commentary. Sedition. www.wethefifth.com
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