Real Coffee with Scott Adams

## MONDAY MADNESS — September 28, 2026

The home team is back, and apparently Monday decided subtlety was unnecessary.

We have **a LOT** to talk about today with the midterms getting closer and the political world doing what it does best: producing more material than any reasonable person could possibly consume before lunch.

We’ll get into **Chamath’s take on Obama’s, shall we say… shitty AI opinion**, plus what the larger AI conversation is getting right, wrong, and hilariously confused.

We’ve also got:

- Updates and discussion around the **reported thwarted terror attack involving a U.S. Air Force base in the UK**
- Some fun clips because we cannot survive entirely on impending doom
- Midterm politics, messaging, strategy, and whatever fresh insanity arrived overnight
- And **EPIC RANTS** from some truly spectacular women who apparently woke up and chose verbal violence. Respectfully.

☕ **CLASSROOM RULES:** Debate is welcome. Different opinions are welcome. Being obnoxious is not. Please be kind to each other in the chat. We have a moderation team keeping things civilized-ish.

🌶️ **Language can get spicy.** You have been warned.

Everything discussed on the show represents **our own opinions and commentary** on news and current events. Do your own research, think for yourself, and come to your own conclusions. Revolutionary concept, apparently.

Please **LIKE, SUBSCRIBE, SHARE**, and help us keep growing The Scott Adams School.

And if you’d like to support the show, check out the **official Scott Adams merchandise**. We’ll post links for the mugs, blankets, Simultaneous Sip bottles, and other goodies.

📅 **The 2027 Dilbert commemorative calendars are officially shipping**, and people have already started receiving theirs, which has made a whole lot of Dilbert fans ridiculously happy. We’ll post the link so you can grab yours too.

Grab your coffee, settle in, and prepare yourself.

**It’s Monday Madness. Class is in session. ☕**

The home team is here to close out yet another week at The Scott Adams School!

Do we know exactly where today’s show is going? Absolutely not. And frankly, that feels appropriate for a Friday.

So grab your coffee, settle in, and let’s see what happens. We’ll talk news, current events, whatever catches our attention, and probably wander into a few places we didn’t plan to go. That’s half the fun.

📅 The new Dilbert calendar has officially been released! You can grab yours on Amazon. Erica will post the links in the chat and show notes.

☕ And don’t forget the official Scott Adams mugs and other merchandise. If you’re going to participate in the Simultaneous Sip, you might as well look professional about it.

A few classroom reminders:

Be kind in the chat. Debate is welcome. Different opinions are welcome. Being obnoxious is not. We have a moderation team keeping an eye on things so this remains a place where Scott’s fans can relax, laugh, talk, sip coffee, and enjoy the community.

Everything discussed here reflects our own opinions and commentary on news and current events. Please do your own research and make up your own mind. We are hosts on the internet, not your emergency legal, medical, financial, or life-planning department.

Language can occasionally be spicy. Proceed accordingly.

Please LIKE, SUBSCRIBE, SHARE the show with your friends, and help us keep growing this community.

Thank you to everyone watching live, everyone in the chat, everyone watching on replay, and everyone who quietly hangs out with us in the morning. We appreciate all of you.

Now sit back, relax, grab your coffee…

…and let’s find out what kind of Friday this turns into.

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**The Scott Adams School — Thursday, September 24, 2026**

The Home Team is together today to talk news, current events, and whatever else the world has decided to throw at us before coffee.

And if you’re reading these show notes, keep an eye out for a little **Easter egg in Erica’s studio**. If you know, you know. 👀

We have a **fun surprise** to share today. Not some giant dramatic announcement requiring ominous music and a countdown clock. Just something fun we’ve been looking forward to sharing with you.

More than anything, we want **The Scott Adams School** to remain a place where Scott’s fans can come in the morning, relax, sip some coffee, catch up with friends, debate ideas, laugh, learn something, and enjoy being part of this community.

That’s also why there is an actual **moderation team** watching the chat. Debate is absolutely welcome. Disagreement is welcome. Different opinions are welcome.

**Being obnoxious is not.**

The goal is simple: keep this a place people genuinely enjoy showing up to.

And we cannot say this enough: **thank you.**

Whether you’re here live every morning chatting away, quietly watching without ever typing a word, catching us later on the replay, or just stopping by whenever you can, we appreciate every single one of you. You continue to show up for us, for this community, and for Scott’s legacy, and that means more than we can adequately put into words.

While you’re here, please **hit the thumbs up, subscribe, and turn on notifications** so you never miss class. Sharing the show with a friend doesn’t hurt either. We’re apparently trying to educate the entire internet now.

As always, the opinions expressed here are our own; the conversation can get lively, and **the language may occasionally get spicy.**

Grab your coffee, your tea, your vessel of choice, and settle in.

**Class is in session.**
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The Scott Adams School 09/23/2026

## The Scott Adams School — Tuesday, September 22, 2026

Mark Mitchell from the Honest Polling Company returns to class today!

With the midterms getting closer, we’re talking polls, voters, messaging, strategy, and what the numbers are actually telling us. What are Republican voters looking for? Where are campaigns connecting, where might they be coming up short, and what does Mark see happening beneath all the political noise?

No shouting panels. No 47 people talking over each other. Just a good conversation about polling, persuasion, strategy, and what voters appear to be telling us.

Grab your vessel of choice, settle in, and enjoy today’s class.

**A few classroom reminders:**

* These are our opinions and conversations about news, politics, polling, and current events.
* Debate and disagreement are absolutely welcome. Being obnoxious is not.
* Please be kind and respectful to your fellow classmates.
* The Scott Adams moderation team is here and keeping an eye on the chat.
* Language can occasionally get spicy. You’ve been warned. 🌶️
* Like, subscribe, share the show, and invite a friend to class.
* Check out the official Scott Adams merchandise while it’s available. https://www.emblempromos.com/sr/3918384

And don’t wander too far...

**We have a special announcement coming Thursday. 👀**

Now sit back, relax, and enjoy today’s Scott Adams School.