Real Coffee with Scott Adams

The home team is here to close out yet another week at The Scott Adams School!

Do we know exactly where today’s show is going? Absolutely not. And frankly, that feels appropriate for a Friday.

So grab your coffee, settle in, and let’s see what happens. We’ll talk news, current events, whatever catches our attention, and probably wander into a few places we didn’t plan to go. That’s half the fun.

📅 The new Dilbert calendar has officially been released! You can grab yours on Amazon. Erica will post the links in the chat and show notes.

☕ And don’t forget the official Scott Adams mugs and other merchandise. If you’re going to participate in the Simultaneous Sip, you might as well look professional about it.

A few classroom reminders:

Be kind in the chat. Debate is welcome. Different opinions are welcome. Being obnoxious is not. We have a moderation team keeping an eye on things so this remains a place where Scott’s fans can relax, laugh, talk, sip coffee, and enjoy the community.

Everything discussed here reflects our own opinions and commentary on news and current events. Please do your own research and make up your own mind. We are hosts on the internet, not your emergency legal, medical, financial, or life-planning department.

Language can occasionally be spicy. Proceed accordingly.

Please LIKE, SUBSCRIBE, SHARE the show with your friends, and help us keep growing this community.

Thank you to everyone watching live, everyone in the chat, everyone watching on replay, and everyone who quietly hangs out with us in the morning. We appreciate all of you.

Now sit back, relax, grab your coffee…

…and let’s find out what kind of Friday this turns into.

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**The Scott Adams School — Thursday, September 24, 2026**

The Home Team is together today to talk news, current events, and whatever else the world has decided to throw at us before coffee.

And if you’re reading these show notes, keep an eye out for a little **Easter egg in Erica’s studio**. If you know, you know. 👀

We have a **fun surprise** to share today. Not some giant dramatic announcement requiring ominous music and a countdown clock. Just something fun we’ve been looking forward to sharing with you.

More than anything, we want **The Scott Adams School** to remain a place where Scott’s fans can come in the morning, relax, sip some coffee, catch up with friends, debate ideas, laugh, learn something, and enjoy being part of this community.

That’s also why there is an actual **moderation team** watching the chat. Debate is absolutely welcome. Disagreement is welcome. Different opinions are welcome.

**Being obnoxious is not.**

The goal is simple: keep this a place people genuinely enjoy showing up to.

And we cannot say this enough: **thank you.**

Whether you’re here live every morning chatting away, quietly watching without ever typing a word, catching us later on the replay, or just stopping by whenever you can, we appreciate every single one of you. You continue to show up for us, for this community, and for Scott’s legacy, and that means more than we can adequately put into words.

While you’re here, please **hit the thumbs up, subscribe, and turn on notifications** so you never miss class. Sharing the show with a friend doesn’t hurt either. We’re apparently trying to educate the entire internet now.

As always, the opinions expressed here are our own; the conversation can get lively, and **the language may occasionally get spicy.**

Grab your coffee, your tea, your vessel of choice, and settle in.

**Class is in session.**
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The Scott Adams School 09/23/2026

## The Scott Adams School — Tuesday, September 22, 2026

Mark Mitchell from the Honest Polling Company returns to class today!

With the midterms getting closer, we’re talking polls, voters, messaging, strategy, and what the numbers are actually telling us. What are Republican voters looking for? Where are campaigns connecting, where might they be coming up short, and what does Mark see happening beneath all the political noise?

No shouting panels. No 47 people talking over each other. Just a good conversation about polling, persuasion, strategy, and what voters appear to be telling us.

Grab your vessel of choice, settle in, and enjoy today’s class.

**A few classroom reminders:**

* These are our opinions and conversations about news, politics, polling, and current events.
* Debate and disagreement are absolutely welcome. Being obnoxious is not.
* Please be kind and respectful to your fellow classmates.
* The Scott Adams moderation team is here and keeping an eye on the chat.
* Language can occasionally get spicy. You’ve been warned. 🌶️
* Like, subscribe, share the show, and invite a friend to class.
* Check out the official Scott Adams merchandise while it’s available. https://www.emblempromos.com/sr/3918384

And don’t wander too far...

**We have a special announcement coming Thursday. 👀**

Now sit back, relax, and enjoy today’s Scott Adams School.

**THE SCOTT ADAMS SCHOOL — MONDAY, SEPTEMBER 21, 2026**

The Home Team is back and kicking off the week with a whole pile of news, current events, persuasion, reframing, and whatever else the simulation decided to dump on our desks over the weekend.

Today we’re digging into:

• The latest from the **Strait of Hormuz** — what’s happening, what’s *not* happening, and what actually matters.

• **Saudi Arabia** dealing with an attack and what that could mean in the bigger picture.

• **Bill Maher** has a very interesting conversation featuring **Jessica Tarlov**. Is this cognitive dissonance? A political bubble? Or are we watching competing realities collide in real time?

• And apparently we need to talk about **Greenland** again. At this rate, maybe we should just start calling it **Orangeland**. 🍊

• Plus plenty of other news, current events, oddities, persuasion opportunities, and things that make us wonder whether the writers of the simulation have started drinking before lunch.

☕ **Grab your vessel of any kind and join us for the Simultaneous Sip.**

**COMING UP THIS WEEK:**

📊 **Tuesday:** Special Guest **Mark Mitchell from the Honest Polling Company** joins the School.

👀 **Thursday:** We have a **special surprise announcement**. That’s all you’re getting for now. Suspense is apparently good for engagement.

**HOUSEKEEPING FROM THE SCHOOL:**

❤️ Please be **kind and respectful** to everyone in the chat. We can disagree without acting like we were raised by raccoons behind a Wawa.

🛡️ The **Scott Adams moderation team** is here keeping an eye on things, so keep it smart, funny, interesting, and civil.

👍 Please **LIKE** the stream.

🔔 **SUBSCRIBE** so you don’t miss future classes.

📤 And most importantly, **SHARE THE SHOW** with your friends. Bring someone new to class. Help us continue growing the Scott Adams School and keeping Scott’s ideas, lessons, and legacy moving forward.

**IMPORTANT DISCLAIMER FOR THE HUMOR-IMPAIRED:**

These are our **opinions and discussions about news and current events**. Do your own research.

Please do not attempt to take your SATs using information you heard on the Scott Adams School. Results may vary dramatically.

🌶️ And, as always, **language may be spicy.** You’ve been warned.

Thanks for spending part of your Monday with us.

**Be useful. Keep learning. Keep reframing.**