Real Coffee with Scott Adams

☕ **The Scott Adams School | Thursday, October 22, 2026**
**Walter Kirn Returns!**

Walter Kirn sits down with Erica and Marcela today—and what will we talk about? Nobody knows. UFOs? Midterms? The simulation? Literature? Erica is hoping there won’t be a required reading list.

Whatever Walter wants to talk about, we want to hear it. Grab your beverage, settle in for the Simultaneous Sip, and join us for a conversation that could go just about anywhere.

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☕ **The Scott Adams School | Wednesday, October 21, 2026**
**Hump Day: UGGHHHH…**

Erica and Marcela are here to help get you over the hump—and apparently everybody has decided to make that a group project.

We’ve got tons of news: midterms, polling, apologies, accusations, responses, and whatever fresh craziness arrives before we finish our coffee. Yikes. Grab your favorite beverage, settle in, and let’s sort through some of it together.

🎓 **Tomorrow: Guest Professor Walter Kirn joins us!** You won’t want to miss it.

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☕ THE SCOTT ADAMS SCHOOL | Tuesday, October 20, 2026
The Home Team Returns — Anything Goes!

Grab your coffee and settle in with Erica, Owen, and Marcela! Today, we’re catching up on a Jamie West update, recent comments from J.D. Vance, the riots in France—yes, riots—and what might be the weirdest campaign ad we’ve ever seen. And that’s just where we’re starting. Anything goes today!

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☕ **The Scott Adams School | Manic Monday**
**Monday, October 19, 2026**

The home team—Erica, Owen, and Marcela—is together to kick off another week, and the weekend gave us plenty to unpack. Apparently, the news did not observe our days off.

Today we’re talking about France, Macron, and the protests happening there. What might it mean for us here, and how do we reconcile what we’re seeing without letting the headlines take over our lives? Maybe Scott can help. We’re turning to his perspective for a little grounding amid the noise.

Plus, Senator Elissa Slotkin earns our **“Loser of the Day”** discussion as we examine her recent remarks and ask whether the people warning about political intimidation are practicing a little of it themselves. We’ve also got more news, clips, and the home team’s takes on a very busy weekend.

Grab your coffee, settle in for the **Simultaneous Sip**, and let’s sort through some of this together.

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**Another Monday. Another sip. Glad we get to do it together.**

☕ **The Scott Adams School | Friday, October 16, 2026**
⚡ **Back to the Future with the Home Team!**

It’s Fri-YAY, and we’re going back to the future! Erica, Owen, and Marcela are together to wrap up the week with news, current events, and a look at Elon’s new Tesla Roadster.

We watched the live demo last night, and… wow. Marcella has the details, and we’ve got clips and video to share. Somebody check the flux capacitor. 🚗⚡

We’ll also get into the latest on Jack Smith and a few other tidbits. Grab your coffee, settle in for the Simultaneous Sip, and let’s finish the week together!

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