Orgasmic Enlightenment with Kim Anami

Hell hath no fury like a woman underf**ked. When you have an underf**ked woman on your hands, you’ll know it. 

Because she’ll MAKE you know it. It will be loud and clear. 

Her underf**ked behavior is a cry for help. A cry, which distinctly says “F**K ME.”

Men THIS is your job. THIS is your raison d’être. 

So… how do you f**k her? Do her moods merit different techniques? Indeed they do. 

I’ve got you. In this episode: 
Signs your woman is underf**ked 
Which orifice and when? 
Sex is medicine. Oral is medicine. Anal is medicine. 
Throat-gasms for the win 
What to do when your woman nags and belittles you 
Ideal frequency of sex 
Ideal duration of sex 
What to f**k IN and what to f**k OUT of each other
Junk food vs. gourmet sex 
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Sexual reflexology maps of the genitals
My sexual position prescription guide
The full orgasmapedia—all of the life-changing vaginal orgasms for women
Superstar stamina techniques for men to last for hours and how to orgasm without ejaculation.
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Being a well-f**ked couple isn’t all fun and games, you know. There are some serious issues that come to pass, and I’m here to help you through them.
In this episode: 
The 5 biggest well-f**ked couple problems
Navigating life and hotel rooms with a prolific squirter 
Which private island to have your sex weeks at 
What to do when people keep throwing cash at you 
Dumping your underf**ked friends: it’s okay. You’ll find new, well-f**ked ones in Anami Land 
Setting and keeping the bar high: your moral and ethical responsibility to guide the underf**ked out of their morass and stupor of underf**ked blindness and into the light 
We can get through this. Together. 
 
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Broken bed frames
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Someone alerted the “All women need HRT!” community that I put up an apparently oh-so controversial post: 
That I don’t take HRT. 
They came RUNNING. 

A gang of underf**ked orcs, rabid, foaming at the mouth, grunting and panting, clambering over the hills and mountains to arrive at my page and tell me HOW DANGEROUS IT WAS THAT I WASN’T TAKING HRT AND I WAS SO LUCKY THAT I DIDN’T HAVE SYMPTOMS AND JUST WAIT UNTIL MY VAGINA FALLS OFF. 
In true Anami-style, I took down each of these underf**ked orcs one-by-one. 
We even held a “Who wore it better/ who would you rather f**k” poll?” 
Frumpy HRT doctor or Hot asf no-HRT Kim Anami? 
In this episode: 
Whiners get bitch-slapped.
Are menopause and perimenopause entirely Nocebo effect? 
The New Yorker columnist who “racismed” me 
Is simply “being a woman” a lifelong pathology that requires medicating from puberty until death? 
Is Serena Williams a great tennis player because she’s lucky?
A crash course is standing your ground against mindless, NPC, underf**ked orcs 
A woman who knows how to live in a female body: me 
Victims vs. victors. Whining vs. winning 
Being well-f**ked makes you wittier, smarter and hotter. It’s just a fact. 
It also makes you not get menopause symptoms 
My original post that started all the controversy:
https://www.instagram.com/p/DUQ41LgkQrd/?igsh=MWVmNDBzdzY3MThhdg==

My responses to the underf**ked orcs:
https://www.instagram.com/p/DUlnn2ejxmU/?igsh=MWl1MjR4ZDJyOXdtNg==
https://www.instagram.com/reel/DUqqrIQEfrZ/?igsh=MW00MzJ5c3o3bzR6Zw==
Check out my new Psychedelic Menopause Substack: 
https://psychedelicmenopause.substack.com
Signup for my upcoming Psychedelic Menopause Salon waitlist: 
http://kimanami.com/psychedelic-menopause

Listening to the wisdom of the body and healing thyself is the ultimate flex. Not your peptide and supplement stack.
In an era of every biohacker selling their supplements and peptide stack, every integrative and regular physician flogging their HRT and TRT, I’m not even remotely interested in their offerings.
What’s always fascinated me, is the idea that I can source this healing power from within.
Taking a pill or a drug?
Not a flex, in my world.
It’s the opposite—dependency and a cop-out.
The sales pitch that you need a medication, supplement or machine in order to feel good, forever and ever—and you can’t ever be without it?
This is the ultimate snake oil.
I’m inspired by the notion that we have the power to heal ourselves.
Everyone can.
THIS is the true flex in my world and in Anami Land:
 Connecting with our own bodies and highest wisdom as the oracle. As allies.
 Rather than an enemy and something to be subjugated.
Today’s episode is a replay of the Insta Live I did last week, with an additional introduction from me. We talk: 
A body glossary of reproductive issues and their symbolic meanings
Exiting the “age of apology” and normalizing greatness. Not me though, muthafukkas, I never apologized. Unless you count this, the greatest non-apology EVAH! 
Winning, not whining 
Vaginal electrocution and lube forever OR being hot as fuck and rocking bikinis and surfing big waves at age 55. You choose.
Body-positivity vaginas and cocks or superior, cosmically enlightened ones
The slow tiptoe and MLM scheme of outsourcing reproductive power, starting with Pap Smears and “abnormal cells” and ending in C-sections 
The root cause of ailments like incontinence, IVF, PCOS, difficult periods and menopause 
Why didn’t her Oura ring stop her from having a C-section? It knows everything, right? 
Abortion-rabid “feminists” as the most self-oppressed women in society 
Flute-playing, articulate vaginas that make a man ejaculate or stop him from ejaculating—the ultimate “flex” 
Shooting ping pong balls is the normal, healthy baseline and minimum skill for all vaginas 
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My vagina does amaaaaaazing things. 
Sometimes people see me doing phantasmagorical things like: 
Dead hangs ab exercises, whilst also lifting 11lb. With my vagina 
Lifting pieces green coconuts, bunches of mangos and Venetian chandeliers. With my vagina. 
Of course, we want women to realize that the BASELINE is not peeing their pants and vaginas falling onto the floor—yes, vaginal “prolapse” effects 50% of women after childbirth—but that the BASELINE for ALL vaginas, everywhere is to:
Shoot ping pong balls
Give hand jobs
Make a man orgasm or stop him from orgasming with their flexing power alone
Have ravenous libidos
Lubricate and ejaculate profusely 
And be multi-orgasmic 
If your vagina isn't doing these things, it's under-performing. Beyond the physical, there is also an energetic function to the vagina related to: 
Femininity 
Creativity and manifesting ability
Her self-expression in the world 
How deeply she surrenders to life, her partner and God  
In today’s episode, we’re talking to Well-F**ked All Star Dr. Beth. She’s a chiropractor, women’s pelvic health specialist and big proponent of the jade yoni egg. 
 
Through using the jade yoni egg, she: 
Healed her prolapse
Cleared the residue of suppressed childhood sexual abuse
Went from clitoral orgasms to G-Spot, cervical, nipple, anal and of course birth orgasms and squirting on demand 
Went from chronic yeast infections to never having them again
Has sex almost every day, even with 5 kids and still breastfeeding her youngest
Had an orgasmic free birth at home. Look ma! No doctors or midwives!
She and her husband use their sex life to attract and manifest things in their lives 
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In the salon, you’ll become a maestro of all things vaginal and sexual. You’ll learn: 
My step-by-step guided vaginal weight lifting routine 
Yoni massage to de-numb and activate your vagina 
Quantum techniques to clear your blocks and illuminate your sexual shadow
Breast massage techniques to tone, lift and enlarge the breasts 
Natural birth control and detoxing off The Pill 
How to make menstruation and menopause the energizing and rejuvenating portals they were meant to be  
How to give a vaginal handjob 
How to use your sexual energy to heal yourself, including my sex position mood guide. 
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