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Nobody's Listening, Right?

Elizabeth Laime and Andy Rosen
Nobody's Listening, Right?
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  • Nobody's Listening, Right?

    230 - Not A Taco Bell Problem

    07/22/2026 | 1h
    This week on NLR: Andy connects with the women of France, Elizabeth discovers a worrisome sign, hemorrhoid cream is procured, lettuce is bad, Zelda lands in a life-review, and much more! It's all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right?

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    Chapters:

    00:00 Intro

    01:21 Elizabeth Shines

    03:11 Les Femmes Adorent Andy

    07:37 Open Marriages

    10:40 A Dicey Situation

    20:38 Hot Butt Rash

    25:07 Honeylove

    26:30 Oneskin

    28:24 Cyclospora Outbreak

    30:21 The Jack In The Box Defense

    39:00 Wet Dry Or Crisp

    40:12 French Faux Pas

    45:28 The Simulation

    53:53 Zelda Breath Of The Wild
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  • Nobody's Listening, Right?

    229 - Nee Nee Nee Nee Pee Pee

    07/15/2026 | 1h 7 mins.
    This week on NLR: Elizabeth can’t look away from a “very pink” distraction on the streets of Bordeaux, Andy learns about a new form of street justice, a student pilot nails the landing, piercings are discussed, and much more! It's all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right?

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    Support NLR

    Join Patreon for bonus episodes!

    Buy the Merch!

    Find us on Instagram

    Find us on TikTok⁠⁠

    Watch us on YouTube

    Shop our Amazon recommendations Here

    Check out our True Crime podcast: BETH'S DEADLearn more at: https://www.patreon.com/cw/BethsDead

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    Chapters:

    00:00 Intro

    02:11 David Sedaris

    05:49 Weird About Food

    08:31 Peeing On The Street

    11:32 Nee Nee Nee Nee Pee Pee

    14:17 The French Shhhh

    20:04 Ad Break: Jones Road

    21:52 Ad Break: Remi

    23:40 Armpits

    25:45 Excessive Armpit Sweating

    30:50 Arm Still Hurts

    33:25 Ad Break: Goodr

    35:01 Student Pilot Lands Plane

    40:58 Piercings

    49:17 Grandma Glam

    56:57 Expat Grocery Anxiety

    58:46 Helpful Clerk
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  • Nobody's Listening, Right?

    228 - Ducky Peed On The Plane (Twice)

    07/08/2026 | 55 mins.
    We made it to France! This week: Elizabeth and Andy catch a good vibe in the most unexpected place, Ducky has a traumatic flight to France, Elizabeth makes her first enemy, and much more! It's all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right?

    Thanks to our episode sponsors:

    ONE SKIN - Get 15% off OneSkin with the code NLR at oneskin.co/NLR  #oneskinpod

    LARINECO - Get up to 50% off at buylarine.com/NLR

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    Support NLR

    Join Patreon for bonus episodes!

    Buy the Merch!

    Find us on Instagram

    Find us on TikTok⁠⁠

    Watch us on YouTube

    Shop our Amazon recommendations Here

    Check out our True Crime podcast: BETH'S DEADLearn more at: https://www.patreon.com/cw/BethsDead

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    Chapters:

    00:00 Intro

    01:23 New Country New Scent

    04:44 The Most Magical Workplace

    10:38 Good Vibe Day

    13:50 AAA so much more

    16:45 Ad Break

    19:01 Ducky Peed On The Plane

    29:19 Ad Break

    30:44 Il Est Mort

    36:29 A Bad Omen

    44:51 Boulangerie Bust

    49:32 A Little Salt Please

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  • Nobody's Listening, Right?

    227 - Ruining It For Everybody

    07/01/2026 | 1h 3 mins.
    Elizabeth and Andy record their final episode in Los Angeles before moving to France! This week: Andy’s arm pain gets no sympathy, Elizabeth is an AMAZING actor, the yard sale is a success, french etiquette, and more! It's all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right?

    Thanks to our episode sponsors:

    BLISSY - Wake up with clearer skin, smoother hair, and cooler sleep. Use code NLR for an extra 30% off at blissy.com/NLR

    HONEYLOVE - Save 20% Off Honeylove by going to honeylove.com/NLR #honeylovepod

    Support NLR

    Join Patreon for bonus episodes!

    Buy the Merch!

    Find us on Instagram

    Find us on TikTok⁠⁠

    Watch us on YouTube

    Shop our Amazon recommendations Here

    Check out our True Crime podcast: BETH'S DEADLearn more at: https://www.patreon.com/cw/BethsDead

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    Chapters:

    00:00 Intro

    00:49 Moving To France

    02:17 Catching ADHD

    06:33 A Glorious Yardsale

    11:06 I Do Understand Dew

    17:49 Andy Alienates

    23:50 Ad Break: Blissy

    25:09 Ruining It For Everybody

    32:07 Ad Break: Honeylove

    33:34 Elizabeth The Actor

    37:28 Old Spice In France

    40:49 French Etiquette

    41:43 Arm Pain

    46:33 All Packed Up

    51:40 Aloof Abroad

    54:55 Indian Food

    56:50 Final Check In
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  • Nobody's Listening, Right?

    226 - Goodbye Brand New Studio

    06/24/2026 | 57 mins.
    This week on NLR: Elizabeth taps into a special type of stressed/silly energy, Andy gets high marks at the dentist, Facebook Marketplace continues to be weird AF, and sometimes things aren’t meant to last… like the brand new NLR studio. It's all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right?

    Thanks to our episode sponsors:

    HONEYLOVE - Save 20% Off Honeylove by going to honeylove.com/NLR #honeylovepod

    Check out DOT DOT DOT's new single: "The Clock It Song" on Spotify or Apple Music

    Support NLR

    Join Patreon for bonus episodes!

    Buy the Merch!

    Find us on Instagram

    Find us on TikTok⁠⁠

    Watch us on YouTube

    Shop our Amazon recommendations Here

    Check out our True Crime podcast: BETH'S DEAD

    Learn more at: https://www.patreon.com/cw/BethsDead

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    Chapters:

    00:00 Intro

    01:48 Fun At The Dentist

    09:44 The Coolest Dad

    16:29 Ad Break: Honeylove

    18:30 Elizabeth Found A Quiz

    22:57 Trouble At School

    26:53 Ghostbusters

    35:20 Deep Breath

    36:53 A Lost Poop

    40:36 Weird Facebook Marketplace Ads

    48:23 Facebook Groups

    54:45 Goodbye New Studio
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About Nobody's Listening, Right?
A married couple talking like no one's listening - Food, money, sex, neighborhood gossip, parenting, love of Costco, medical mishaps, relationship advice, therapy and bathroom etiquette and more! Formerly known as Totally Married, join podcast veterans Andy Rosen and Elizabeth Laime in this unfiltered marriage podcast touted as “A show about nothing that I can’t get enough of”, “The only podcast that makes me laugh so hard I have to pull over,” and “Binge-worthy audio comfort-food but don’t recommend listening in public”
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