The Blue Origin Broads Backlash w/ Thomas Lennon | 2 Bears, 1 Cave
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This week on 2 Bears 1 Cave, Bert Kreischer is joined by legendary funnyman and certified bear Thomas Lennon for one of the wildest rides yet. No stranger to confrontations, Thomas tells Bert some stories about a fight he got into in the real-world and the internet. They dive into the Amazon reviews of Mein Kampf, unpack the all-female Blue Origin space flight, and debate which celebs should be launched into orbit next.
Thomas also opens up about working with Christopher Nolan, shares the weirdest thing heās ever used his fame for, and the two squirm over some spelunking stories. The two also discuss claustrophobia, Tom's basketball injury, suicide pods in Switzerland, and whether getting beat up by a woman is a fair fight. From film criticism to Karen moments, to the legendary Pink Palace, this episode has it all!
2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 286
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Chapters
00:00:00 - Intro
00:01:23 - Mein Kampf
00:06:34 - Women In Space
00:11:03 - Happy Endings
00:18:18 - Back To The Lady Astronauts
00:22:37 - Thrill Seeking
00:26:00 - Caves
00:35:53 - A Funny Death
00:40:05 - Fame
00:45:47 - Tom's Broken Body
00:49:37 - Swiss Unalive Pods
00:56:38 - The Man Who Would Be King
00:59:44 - Christopher Nolan Movies
01:07:24 - Film Criticism
01:22:27 - Confrontations
01:34:57 - Cop Stuff
01:39:34 - Karen Moments
01:42:57 - Can't We All Just Get Along
01:49:38 - Couples Therapy & The Space Draft
01:55:31 - Body Acceptance
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Sampling Your Own Sauce | 2 Bears, 1 Cave
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This week on 2 Bears 1 Cave, Bert Kershire and Tim Segura are hooked up to IV's as they recover from their gay bar takeover and all the love the received from all those hungry bears. They talk Instagram FOMO, the magic of minority women making meals for their husbands, a chola influencer named La Sleep that Bert is obsessed with, and the performative nature of social media. They also talk about the appeal of the Kelce brothers to gays, share the unique name of a cocktail that was invented at the takeover, debate which group of people gives the best compliments, and finally they tackle the subject of sampling your own sauce, which means exactly what you think it means. Enjoy the show!
2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 285
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Chapters
00:00:00 - Intro
00:00:56 - Post Takeover IV Drip
00:08:56 - Watches
00:15:31 - Car Guys & Dogs
00:21:15 - Bert Is A Mexican Woman
00:28:28 - Gay Black Couple Meals
00:33:10 - The Cholo Life
00:36:51 - Instagram FOMO
00:45:51 - Gay Compliments
00:53:53 - Kelce Bears, UTI's, & Sampling Your Own Sauce
01:01:22 - Clip: Drinking An Ari Cocktail
01:08:35 - How Much To Taste?
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Bert Choke Slammed Two Dudes | 2 Bears, 1 Cave
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Tom and Bert are back in the cave and things get spicy fast.
This week the Bears dive into alternative p*rn genres you didnāt know you needed, celebrate the beauty of international women, and break down the logic and logistics behind the noble art of āhomie head.ā They also mentally prepare for a Por Osos gay bar takeover and talk the top 5 hot chick accents. Next, Bert recounts his unforgettable Monday Night RAW moment where he went full low-IQ adult and choke slammed two dudes on live TV! Then itās onto arranged marriages, glory holes, and other socially important topics. Pack a towel, this one gets sweaty.
2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 284
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Chapters
00:00:00 - Intro
00:02:23 - Alternative P*rn
00:07:41 - Normalize Homie Head
00:14:11 - Por Osos Gay Bar Takeover
00:18:58 - Bert Choke Slammed Two Dudes
00:31:25 - The Wrestling Bug
00:40:15 - Retirement Community Idea
00:45:42 - International Delights
00:51:31 - Hottest Chick Accents
00:59:22 - Arranged Marriages
01:04:10 - Glory Holes, Milking Tables, & Sexy Nurses
01:09:51 - MSG & Summer Break
01:17:56 - Wrap Up
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Kill Tony Hits Netflix & Kyle Dunniganās Most Hated Impression | 2 Bears, 1 Cave
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This week on 2 Bears 1 Cave we have Tom Segura and guest bear Kyle Dunnigan! After both appearing on "Kill Tony: Kill Or Be Killed", now streaming on Netflix, they've got some thoughts and reactions from that insane event to share with of you. They also discuss Kyle's weird dating history, his interest in taller women, and how he finds dates in a world of dating apps. Kyle also has a massive collection of impressions he unloads, including Caitlyn Jenner, RFK Jr, Joe Biden, and the infamous Bill Maher impression that Bill Maher just absolutely loves okaaayy. They also exchange stories about bombing at private events and Kyle tells Tom all about the time he worked Tony Robbins' weird birthday party. Lot of stories, lot of impressions, check it out!
2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 283
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Chapters
00:00:00 - Intro
00:01:14 - Tall Chicks, Kinks, & Awkward Hook-ups
00:07:56 - Kill Tony: Kill Or Be Killed
00:13:14 - Favorite Dating App
00:19:19 - Contrarian Dating History
00:30:02 - How To Pick Up A Woman
00:40:05 - Kyle's Instagram Impressions
00:48:53 - Elon Musk
00:52:59 - Tony Robbins Birthday
00:55:59 - Tony Big Words
01:00:31 - Bombing At Private Events
01:10:05 - Always Working
01:12:47 - Kyle Wants To Be Adopted
01:16:51 - Wrap Up
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Joey "CoCo" Diaz is back, baby! This week on 2 Bears 1 Cave, Bert Kreischer welcomes the legend himself, Joey Diaz to join him in the cave. Uncle Joey recently had a health scare and was forced to spend some time in the hospital. He's doing alright now, but the worst part about it all was the blue balls and repressed feelings of horniness he felt. Jose and Bart also talk about falling back in love with comedy, slowing down your touring, the mass comedy exodus of Los Angeles, moving during a pandemic, the early days doing comedy with Rogan, the best Ralphie May stories, comic actors, saying whatever you want, and how important parking spots are in major cities. Enjoy the show!
2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 282
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Chapters
00:00:00 - Intro
00:01:43 - Falling Back In Love With Comedy
00:08:06 - Early Days With Rogan
00:15:29 - Slowing Down
00:19:49 - Reality Calls
00:30:04 - Parking Perks
00:32:30 - Hospital
00:41:48 - The Podcasting Problem
00:47:19 - Specials & Live Albums
00:52:46 - Ralphie May
01:17:35 - Future Plans, Pandemic Moves, & Los Angeles
01:25:20 - Say Whatever You Want
01:28:29 - Comics & Comic Actors
01:34:01 - Farts & Plugs
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