Random Number Generator Horror Podcast No. 9

337 episodes

335 - mother! (2017)
08/04/2026 | 1h 50 mins.
God is a pretentious poet

Approachability: 6/10 (Surreal and stressful domestic horror/religious allegory)

Content Warnings: Blood/violence; Misogyny/Imprisonment; Infant death

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334 - Final Destination 2 (2003)
07/28/2026 | 1h 45 mins.
Practice taking a breath.

Approachability: 2/10 (Creative and elaborate ways to die)

Content Warnings: Jump scares; Blood/gore

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333 - The Lair of the White Worm (1988)
07/21/2026 | 1h 29 mins.
The Great British Snake-Off

Approachability: 6/10 (Surreal and campy folk horror w/some fucked up imagery)

Content Warnings: Sexual assault; Blood/gore; Jump scares; Snakes

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332 - The Others (2001)
07/14/2026 | 1h 59 mins.
And God said: "I'm going out for cigarettes"

Approachability: 9/10 (Classy, bloodless, but intense ghost story)

Content Warnings: Ghosty-ness; Jump scares

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331 - Dolls (1986)
07/07/2026 | 1h 36 mins.
Parents just don't understand

Approachability: 6/10 (Killer doll fairy tale)

Content Warnings: Blood/gore; Creepy doll faces

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