
Croaky Is Back: Important Issues of the Day
12/18/2025 | 55 mins.
Croaky Returns and covers some recent news, giving his usual blend of humor, analysis, and critique on things ranging from the extrajudicial strikes against claimed "Narco-Terrorists" to current issues in the economy.

Pirate Pete of the Caribbean: Aqua-combatants and Other Legal Fairy Tales
12/01/2025 | 1h 36 mins.
In this episode Croaky goes over Pete Hegseth's recent defense of actions taken against suspected Narco-terrorists off the coast of Venezuela and calls for investigations over the possibility of it being illegal. Croaky breaks it down here. Have a listen.

Croaky vs Johnny: Thanksgiving Day Gubernatorial Debate
11/29/2025 | 57 mins.
On this special Firing Lane, Croaky presents the adult case for why Jay Collins is the only serious successor to the DeSantis legacy. Johnny Freedom McPatriot counters by defending “Bryons Donald” and “Fishdick” with such enthusiasm he accidentally explains why neither should run anything more complex than a rotary phone. A debate about the future of Florida, the collapse of vibes-based politics, and the shocking power of arguing with yourself.

Johnny Freedom McPatriot Hosts Firing Lane
11/23/2025 | 52 mins.
This week, Johnny Freedom McPatriot step behind desk to deliver most hard-hitting, America-loving breakdown of political landscape you’ll hear anywhere. Johnny take a fearless deep dive into: President Trump bold strategic outreach to NYC Mayor-Elect Mamdani — a move proving that MAGA momentum unite even the most unexpected leaders. The President’s innovative labor vision through expanded H-1Bs and strong tariff pressure. The Florida governor landscape, including Bryon Donalds — a rising star whose potential continues to inspire patriots across states. And latest polling shake-up, where “Undecided” voters emerging as force every campaign must learn to understand. Johnny does not sugarcoat, does not hesitate, and does not flinch. He speak truth with clarity, confidence, and 100% American conviction. This is episode every patriot needs to hear. Selector switch set Semi. Lane clear. Let move.

A Florida Without Property Taxes: The Conservative Revolution We Deserve
11/18/2025 | 8 mins.
In this episode, we delve into the American dream of homeownership and the harsh reality that accompanies it: the perpetual burden of property taxes. Despite the belief that one can eventually own their home outright, the truth remains that we are endlessly renting from the government. Governor Ron DeSantis has taken a bold step in addressing this issue, challenging the notion that property taxes are a necessary evil. We explore the oppressive nature of property taxes, particularly for the elderly and those on fixed incomes, who are unfairly burdened by rising rates. This episode questions the morality and logic behind this form of taxation and highlights the need for reform rather than revolution. Join us as we discuss the potential for Florida to lead the way in eliminating this antiquated system, proposing solutions that ensure fiscal responsibility without sacrificing essential public services. Discover a conservative path to liberty and be part of a movement shaping real solutions for the future. Subscribe now to stay informed and engaged in the battle for true homeownership and financial freedom.



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