93X Half-Assed Morning Show

Originally Aired October 26, 2026: Nailin' on a railin'. Hippy hate. Everything you've ever wanted to know about following your penis to disaster.
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Minnesota Viking Long Snapper Andrew DePaola. Celebrity couples that just don't make sense. Everything you've ever wanted to know about pole dancing with your partner. Originally aired Friday, October 23, 2026.
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Veterinarian Doctor Andrea answers pet questions. Old people dildos. Everything you've ever wanted to know about getting chlamydia from your cat. Originally aired Thursday, October 22, 2026.
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$1,000 pile of pumpkins. The Squeaky Door Saloon. Everything you've ever wanted to know about flying cars. Originally aired Wednesday, October 21, 2026.
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Entertainer C. Willi Myles. Farts will get you fired. Everything you've ever wanted to know about our AI Overlords. Originally aired Tuesday, October 20, 2026.
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