Two Librans

We have decided that it’s time to discuss the Fall’s horniest and most earnest song, Bill is Dead, in which Mark E. Smith details the number of orgasms he delivered on at least one occasion. A atmosphere of uncharacteristic sensuality pervades not only this song, but this episode as well. We get very horny indeed, and at one point, Roman even details his discovery of the female orgasm. Listen with the lights dimmed and parents out of reach.
Mark washes his hands after relieving himself, and so should you.
ALSO DISCUSSED
Bookshelf backdrops
Norm vs MJ
Pa-pa-pa-paaaaa
Alison Bechdel’s AI goats
OUR OWN SUBSTACKS
Roman Muradov
Tom Van Deusen


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And we’re back, finally and we finally finish covering a song for once, the dense and mutli-part Y.F.O.C. / Slippy Floor. You can catch up on the first part, but the lyrics don’t make a hell of a lot of sense anyway.
For our next episode, we have a sEcRet special guest 🤫 and it’ll be a bit of a soft reboot for the show. Till then, enjoy a classic digression-fest with two men bickering intercontinentally.
Since it’s the same damn song, let’s put in an alternative mix at least. It’s not very good, but it’s different.
ALSO DISCUSSED
Happy 100th birthday to the term “Late Stage Capitalism”
🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂
Black Seth
THIS CHANGES EVERYTHING
Is Slippy Toad a Furry?
Listeners, let us know.
The Man with the Fish
The surprising link between Roy Cohn, Lionel Trains, and Neil Young
Happy New Year from Club Z
PS.
Roman had a new graphic novel coming out from Fantagraphics last month and it’s already sold out, which has nothing to do with the publisher printing a very modest number of copies. You can still find it in shops, but hurry up. Guaranteed to be a collector’s item. Roman also finished the latest Resident Evil game and had difficult feelings about it:
Tom doesn’t have a goddamn thing to report.


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In this episode we intended to cover the entirety of the Fall’s late-career banger “Y.F.O.C / Slippy Floor”. However, we went so off-course we can legally only say we covered the acronym. We’ll cover the eponymous “Slippy Floor” that somehow broke both of Mark E. Smith’s hips another time!
The song is still an absolute banger, and we do go a bit into the background, but this episode is pretty much all side-quest missions.
INCLUDING!
Joe Rogaine
Isn’t it nice when people you hate turn out to be bad?
“It seemed like a good idea at the time!”
The golden age of Boob Signing
That’s album art, alright
Amanda Palmer, Patreon Saint of the pod
PS.
Roman has a new graphic novel coming out from Fantagraphics. He’s doing an event for it at Desert Island in Brooklyn, and Tom will join and read some new comics.
Guaranteed to be the event of the century.
Tom has nothing to plug on his ‘stack, he’s still slowly working on his comic and his prints. Follow him on Instagram, why don’cha?


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Today we are covering several terrible songs by probably the worst ex-member (although the membership itself is disputed) of the Fall, E* Bl*n*y. We censored his name because he seems like the sort of person who googles himself, and I don’t think there’s a single kind word said about him in this whole episode. So, E*, if you stumbled upon this, just walk away. You have a life, a family, and a career. This is just a tiny podcast made by practitioners of the lowest artform in history.
For everyone else, prepare to explore the wild world of this guy, as well as various forums and obscure musical review sites, where E*’s mates have gone out of their way to write something positive about his “skronking wonk bonk.”
Note: This video is age-restricted for pretty graphic real-life war footage. It should also be taste-restricted for being utter shit.
This is a bit of an unusual, ‘proper’ podcast, where we ‘do a journalism’ and go deep down a rabbit hole of mediocrity, instead of just endlessly derailing each other. It’s the NPR of Two Librans, except actually good.
ALSO DISCUSSED
Pascal Le Gras’s cover art
Honking Skronk Rock recorded at a rented house in Holmfirth
Another act from the Manchester Bl*n*y-verse
Seriously, who in the hell IS this guy?!
Mark hits a nadir
Proto-Blaney from Fast Show
Eric Clapton on his racist past: “I just thought it was funny”
PS.
Don’t forget to follow our personal stacks!
Roman has a new graphic novel coming up on Feb.24th from Fantagraphics. And if you’re in London, you can get it signed on Feb.26th at Gosh Comics.
Tom has nothing to plug on his ‘stack, he’s still slowly working on his comic and his prints. Follow him on Instagram, why don’cha?


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We continue our European travelogue through our misadventures through Berlin and Leipzig last summer, and to accompany it we chose to discuss The Fall’s “Das Vulture Ans Ein Nutter-Wain”, a song whose title in German means absolutely nothing.
We also discuss our old bugbear Patti Smith (the bleeper had to do overtime on this ep), Jordan Peterson’s all-meat diet, and Roman’s dangerously truthful Trumpberg-trolling on Instagram. Roman is pretty trashed on this one after a full day of irritating his audience online for no reason. Probably not his finest performance, but the man was dealing with Society, give him a break, damn it! Tom is drinking too, but that’s pretty par for the course.
ALSO DISCUSSED
Roman’s Epstein moment
Jordan Peterson DESTROYS feminism by talking over woman
Patti Smith’s N-word pass revisited
Previously discussed in episode 11.
Beyond Bath and Beyond
Here she is confirming that she indeed is a n************. This might be the most irritating interview with anyone, ever. She uses N-word within the first minute (different times).
IYKYK
Other classics
Tom interrupting Roman’s “meditating”
Saul Steinberg getting a little flirty with the interviewer
(different times)
The Crumb bio
that probably desperately needs promo from our very popular pod
Roman’s cursed children’s book that brought him questionable new audiences
Friend of the pod Anna Haifisch
Friend and collaborator of the pod James Turek
Men sleep on layers of bedsheets and think it’s fine
Us
PS.
Don’t forget to follow our personal stacks!
Roman has a new graphic novel coming up on Feb.24th from Fantagraphics. And if you’re in London, you can get it signed on Feb.26th at Gosh Comics.
Tom has nothing to plug on his ‘stack, he’s still slowly working on his comic and his prints. Follow him on Instagram, why don’cha?


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