STITCHES

Set in a fictional European republic in the years leading up to World War One, The Kingmaker Histories follows an assistant tailor named Colette who becomes the unwitting host for a deadly alien power source- the Kingmaker Diamond. Hunted by a host of enemies who wish to use her powers for their own gain, Colette's only hope is to join up with a pair of career criminals and embark on a bizarre road trip, smuggling and thieving across Belle Epoque Europe as she seeks to get rid of her lethal new head-mate.

A comedic adventure that is half fantasy and half crime caper, the Kingmaker Histories is a show about living through interesting times without losing your head.

 Created and developed by the team behind the audioverse award-winning Less is Morgue, THE KINGMAKER HISTORIES is a steampunk fantasy adventure about three petty criminals swept up into a magical power struggle for the future of their post-revolutionary home country.

It combines the criminal hijinks of Leverage with the fantastical intrigue of Shadow and Bone, and the dark, absurdist comedy of A Series of Unfortunate Events.

Support THE KINGMAKER HISTORIES crowdfunding at: https://ko-fi.com/megsothoth

This is CHAPTER 3: "Remedial Haggling" 

The gang are trapped in a landscape of illusions by a master mentalist with an axe to grind. 

Written by Dana Schiewe

Content Warning: Unreality, gunshots

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CAST:

David Ault - The Historian

Taqi Nazeer - Eisen

Blythe Renay - Colette

Josh Rubino - Telesphore

Addison Peacock - Ariadne

Richie Ammons - Babyface John

Additional voices - Addison Peacock and Meg Molloy Tuten
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Christmas Diner, Episode 6: Here Comes Santa Claus

Writing, Sound Design, and Musical Arrangement by Jeremy Ellett.

STARRING:

Zane Schacht as Buster.

Peter Lewis as the Narrator.

Blythe Renay as Erica.

Josh Rubino as Douglass.

Ryan Philbrook as Chris. 

Lauren Grace Thompson as Lauren.

Sarah Golding as Greta.

Damon Alums as Reggie.

Addison Peacock as Kathy.

Jeremy Ellett as Alex.

Danyelle Ellett as Holly.

Tal Minear as Robin.

Mason Amadeus as Terry.

Autumn Harwood as Reporter.

Rosie Sentman as Nurse.

Ray O’Hare as The Tomte.

MUSIC and SFX:

Silent Night by Mystery Mammal

Comedy Music by Alena Smirnova

Bosses by Gumbel by Gumbel

Emotional Inspiring Cinematic Piano by Music For Creators

Love Snow Winter by Happy World With Mochi 

Oh Holy Night by Holizna

Gun hitting floor 1 by JakLocke - License: Attribution 4.0

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CONTACT: [email protected]

STITCHES: The Fiction Podcast Home for Satirical Dark Comedy.

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Christmas Diner, Episode 5: Ghost of Christmas Past

Buster finally gets what he wants for Christmas.

Writing, Sound Design, and Musical Arrangement by Jeremy Ellett.

STARRING:

Zane Schacht as Buster.

Peter Lewis as the Narrator.

Blythe Renay as Erica.

Josh Rubino as Douglass.

Lauren Grace Thompson as Lauren.

Sarah Golding as Greta.

Ryan Philbrook as Chris.

Damon Alums as Reggie.

Addison Peacock as Kathy.

Jeremy Ellett as Alex, Camera Guy.

Danyelle Ellett as Holly.

Tal Minear as Robin.

Autumn Harwood as Reporter.

MUSIC:

We Wish You a Merry Christmas by United States Marine Band.

The Silent Grove by Axletree.

Funny Music Orchestra by Darkash28.

Ongoing investigation orchestra music by Darkash28.

80 Synth Music 2 by Bipwave.

The Little Match Girl by Maarten Schellekens.

Night Calm Meditation by Yuri Megis.

PATREON: ⁠⁠⁠⁠Patreon.com/GoodPointe⁠⁠⁠⁠

CONTACT: [email protected]

STITCHES: The Fiction Podcast Home for Satirical Dark Comedy.

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Christmas Diner, Episode 4: Is Gremlins a Christmas Movie?

Buster explains what Christmas is really all about.

Writing, Sound Design, and Musical Arrangement by Jeremy Ellett.

STARRING:

Zane Schacht as Buster.

Peter Lewis as the Narrator.

Blythe Renay as Erica.

Josh Rubino as Douglass and Harold.

Lauren Grace Thompson as Lauren.

Sarah Golding as Greta.

Damon Alums as Reggie.

Addison Peacock as Kathy.

Jeremy Ellett as Alex.

Danyelle Ellett as Holly.

Tucker Bettez as The Pisser Goblin.

Mason Amadeus as Stump Tooth and Pig Finger Goblin.

Haberlin Roberts as Knot Boy Goblin.

MUSIC:

We Wish You a Merry Christmas by United States Marine Band.

Christmas Theme by Music for Creators.

Drops of Melting Snow by Axletree.

Funny Orchestra Music by Darkash28.

Special thanks to Mason, Habe and Tucker from PODCUBE for joining us on today's episode as The Goblin Brothers!

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CONTACT: [email protected]

STITCHES: The Fiction Podcast Home for Satirical Dark Comedy.

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Christmas Diner, Episode 3: I Need a Grandma

"What do y’all want for Christmas?"

Writing, Sound Design, and Musical Arrangement by Jeremy Ellett.

STARRING:

Zane Schacht as Buster.

Peter Lewis as the Narrator.

Ryan Philbrook as Chris.

Lauren Grace Thompson as Lauren.

Damon Alums as Reggie.

Addison Peacock as Kathy.

Jeremy Ellett as Alex.

Sarah Golding as Greta.

Danyelle Ellett as Holly.

Blythe Renay as Erica.

Rob Schwarb as Grocery Store Cashier.

Roger J. Thacher as Weird Guy.

Josh Rubino as Douglass.

Halen Dean as Dispatch.

Credits read by Ryan Philbrook.

MUSIC:

Christmas Miracle by Snoozy Beats.

Electronic Christmas Decoration by Richwise.

Christmas Morning by Beat Mekanik.

Comedy Music by Alena Smirnova.

Decorating Christmas Tree sound made by Hörspiel-Werkstatt Phantastonia

PATREON: ⁠⁠⁠Patreon.com/GoodPointe⁠⁠⁠

CONTACT: [email protected]

STITCHES: The Fiction Podcast Home for Satirical Dark Comedy.

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