It's CINCO DE MAYO, a judge apologizes to would be assassin for his treatment in jail, Rick received a HATE MAIL, man caught having "relations" with a trash can, people are being blinded by their thermos bottles, more on Florida's congressional redistricting, a boss gaslights his employees to never take vacation, bottles of what appear to be "urine" were found inside of the Met Gala, and a man in Scotland is caught having "relations" with a trash can...