Brown Bag Mornings

The squad dives into a chillingly hilarious Homie Helpline searching for LA's witchiest locations, featuring a caller chased by a 12-foot green-eyed floating witch on a donkey in Zacatecas and Pasadena Haunted Forest cults 🧙‍♀️🫏👻! Between paranormal sagas, the crew breaks down Drake winning Apple's Best Rapper of 2026, 50 Cent pulling up to Zoom court in a suit to sue Rick Ross's baby mama, and California electing Javier Becerra as its first Latino governor 🎤💼🗳️
[Edited by @iamdyre 🟦]
Chapters
(00:00) Good Morning!
(2:07) Don't You Know I'm Local
(4:29) Petty Police
(8:26) Scrolling
(12:24) The Weather W/ Concrete!
(15:14) Homie Helpline
(36:47) Don't You Know I'm Local
(41:11) Chisme
(43:16) Rap Sheet
(50:36) Year End

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The squad kicks off by breaking down a new Instagram update that lets guys reset their algorithm to instantly wipe unwanted distraction posts and ex-flings from their feeds. The crew debates their own algorithm traps, leading Greg to address rumors about hiding kids like sister-station legends Heidi & Frank. Then, things get terrifyingly wild on the Homie Helpline as the team hunts for SoCal's witchiest locations following sightings of a Runyon Canyon warlock making rock spirals. Callers flood the lines with chilling real-life paranormal encounters, from mountain bikers finding organized sacrificial blood spots in Sunland-Tujunga to a Pasadena listener stumbling upon a full witch cult ceremony in the Haunted Forest. An unfiltered listener steals the show with a legendary story about riding a donkey through Zacatecas, Mexico, only to be chased by a floating, green-eyed funnel witch.
[Edited by @iamdyre 🟦]
Chapters
(00:00) Scrolling
(3:57) Homie Helpline

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The squad tackles an emotional and wildly chaotic Homie Helpline after a new study reveals Ozempic and GLP-1 weight loss drugs are triggering a wave of messy divorces, prompting callers to expose Mexicali gastric sleeves, TikTok Pamela Anderson transformations, and gym trainer affairs 💔💉📱! Between relationship disasters, the crew roasts Gen Z's cringe "cold approach" toilet pick-up lines, LeBron James twerking and drinking wine at a Philly game, and Canelo Alvarez casually revealing his parents are first cousins 🚽🏀🥊.
[Edited by @iamdyre 🪐]
Chapters
(00:00) Petty Police
(2:38) Scrolling
(8:18) The Weather W/ Concrete!
(10:04) Homie Helpline
(51:02) Chisme
(55:42) Go vote!!

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The squad kicks off with Scrolling, reacting to unhinged Gen Z "cold approach" videos where guys use out-of-pocket pick-up lines about toilet business and "vulnerability" to go viral 💩😳. The crew compares modern cringe approaches to 90s/2000s game, while Concrete reveals how freestyle rapping on stage won over his wife 16 years ago 🎤❤️. Then, things get wild on the Homie Helpline after a new study reveals weight loss drugs like Ozempic and GLP-1s are causing a massive wave of divorces 💔💉. Emotional callers flood the lines, including a Sun Valley woman whose ex-husband cheated during her Mexicali gastric sleeve surgery, and a Chino wife whose husband lost 100 pounds on Ozempic only to dump her six days before their 12th anniversary for a coworker 🚗💔. Finally, a Rancho Cucamonga porta-potty pumper shares how hard work helped him shed 80 pounds while sticking by his wife through her GLP-1 depression 🚽💪.
[Edited by @iamdyre 🪐]
Chapters
(00:00) Scrolling
(5:41) Homie Helpline

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DESCRIPTION / SHOW NOTES:
🎃 Brown Bag Mornings kicks off November with Martha Stewart's controversial Halloween costume and Kid Cudi revealing why Pitbull's remix of "Day 'N' Nite" was such a big moment for him. 👀 Britney Spears says she wants a new family, leading the crew to share their childhood runaway stories, while an AI comedian named Tiffany Sloan faces accusations of stealing real comedians' jokes. 💀 For Día de los Muertos, the Homie Helpline gets messy with ofrenda drama, including a family that put their still-living deadbeat dad on the altar! 🎟️ A lucky listener wins Chris Brown and Usher tickets before the crew discusses a tragic Florida plane crash and a reported California student data breach. 🎄 Mariah Carey defrosts with a punk-rock twist, and a movie theater in the Netherlands wants to hypnotize fans into watching their favorite movies for the first time again. 💪 Plus, the crew discovers why Eminem might be the perfect addition to your workout playlist!
CHAPTERS / TIMESTAMPS:
(00:00) Día de los Muertos & Halloween Weekend
(01:36) Chismation – Martha Stewart's Halloween Costume
(03:51) Rapsheet – Kid Cudi's Favorite "Day 'N' Nite" Remix
(06:23) Petty Police – Britney Spears Wants a New Family
(09:23) Scrolling – AI Comedian Stealing Jokes
(12:45) Brown Bag Comedy Show Recap
(14:10) Weather with Concrete Storm
(15:39) Homie Helpline – Día de los Muertos Ofrenda Drama
(24:33) Homie Helpline – A Deadbeat Dad on the Ofrenda
(29:32) Chris Brown & Usher Ticket Giveaway
(31:35) Florida Private Jet Crash
(34:59) Don't You Know I'm Local – California Student Data Breach
(37:55) Chismation – Mariah Carey Defrosts
(39:59) Movie News – Would You Get Hypnotized?
(43:10) Music & Movie Memories
(46:07) Ultimate Workout Playlist

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