Brown Bag Mornings

The squad revisits the legendary Homie Helpline update from Peter, who survived his "purple pocket monster" going viral only to launch a secret mission to rescue his skateboard from his ex-girlfriend’s grandma. Between the relationship drama, the crew breaks down ASAP Rocky’s bare-knuckle challenge to Drake and the outrageous news that California might tax single people $100 more for car insurance. 🍆🥊🚗

[Edited by @iamdyre 🦸‍♂️]

Chapters

(00:00) Don't You Know I'm Local

(4:24) Chisme

(7:28) Rap Sheet

(9:45) Petty Police

(13:10) Scrolling

(18:03) The Weather W/ Concrete!

(19:19) Homie Helpline

(43:13) Don't You Know I'm Local

(46:24) Chisme

(50:43) Rap Sheet

(53:50) Money Moves

(57:59) Studious Foo

(1:01:15) Play Ball

 

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We are checking back in with Peter to find out how he recovered from the "purple pocket monster" leak and finally got his skateboard back via a secret mission with his ex's grandma. Don’t You Know I’m Local takes a trip down memory lane with a list of things every LA kid did, from smoking out of apples to drinking that crispy garden hose water. Petty Police catches a Chicago hot dog lady in 4K after she tried to frame Malice from Clipse for a $9 "glizzy" theft that was actually caught on his own vlog footage. We also dive into ASAP Rocky’s latest interview where he claims he'd fight Drake bare-knuckles and expresses his "hurt" over ASAP Ferg dropping the name. Finally, the squad debates whether they’re actually going to pay for a Siri AI subscription when she already struggles to even tell us the weather!

[Edited by @iamdyre 🦸‍♂️]

Chapters

(00:00) Chisme

(3:06) Petty Police

(6:26) Homie Helpline

(14:07) Don't You Know I'm Local

(17:19) Rap Sheet

(20:25) Money Moves

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The squad navigates a delusional Homie Helpline update from Randy, who is still clutching a promise ring in his wallet while his "alleged" ex-girlfriend lives her best life in Downey. Between the heartbreak, the crew dives into the creepy case of a Bell police officer facing jail time for using DMV databases to stalk his ex’s new boyfriend. 🚔💍😱

[Edited by @iamdyre 🙂‍↕️]

Chapters

(00:00) Chisme

(3:47) Petty Police

(6:31) Scrolling

(9:00) The Weather W/ Concrete!

(10:53) Homie Helpline

(34:57) Fast and Furious Tix!

(42:34) Don't You Know I'm Local

(47:55) Chisme

(51:57) Money Moves

(54:33) Studious Foo

(59:07) Play Ball!

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We’re diving into the disturbing case of a Bell police officer who used his badge to track his ex-girlfriend's new man and now faces three and a half years behind bars. On the Homie Helpline, we get a heartbreaking update from Randy, who is still carrying a promise ring in his wallet while his "single" ex hits the party scene in Downey. We also roast Mario Lopez for an "AI hot dog video" featuring his niece that has the internet calling him "weird and creepy.", Plus, we break down why the pumpkin spice latte is returning way too early and the bizarre trend of Gen Z bringing their parents to job interviews. Because Don’t You Know I’m Local, we’re investigating why some parents are actually negotiating their adult children's salaries!

[Edited by @iamdyre 🙂‍↕️]

Chapters

(00:00) Chisme

(3:42) Homie Helpline

(13:22) Chisme

(17:22) Money Moves

(20:00) Studious Foo

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The squad revisits the legendary Homie Helpline with Smokey, a "reformed" car borrower who is now taking Irish girls on helicopter dates thanks to his new "legal" delivery hustle. 🚁🍀 Between the prison-style dating advice, we break down ASAP Rocky checking a thirsty fan in France and roast the "epically bad" National Anthem performance that makes Fergie sound like a legend. 🇫🇷⚾️🎤

[Edited by @iamdyre 🕷️]

Chapters

(00:00) Don't You Know I'm Local

(4:09) Chisme

(8:04) Petty Police

(10:58) Scrolling

(15:34) The Weather W/ Concrete!

(18:46) Homie Helpline

(40:56) Fast and Furious Tix!

(51:07) Don't You Know I'm Local

(56:16) Chisme

(1:00:18) Money Moves

(1:02:39) Studious Foo

(1:06:26) Play Ball

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