Brown Bag Mornings

The squad tries to help a listener named Diana navigate a "mean girl" situation after her friend lost 100 lbs on Ozempic but is now "fake flexing" online like it's all 5:00 a.m. gym discipline. Between the friendship drama, the crew investigates if ASAP Rocky was actually wearing a thong on stage and hears a legendary story about Barack Obama scoring tickets to a Tupac show in the '90s. 💉🎤

[Edited by @iamdyre 💉]

Chapters

(00:00) Don't You Know I'm Local

(5:52) Chisme

(7:58) Rap Sheet

(9:22) Petty Police

(12:55) Scrolling

(16:09) The Weather W/ Concrete!

(17:22) Homie Helpline

(38:25) Six Flags Tix!

(43:09) Don't You Know I'm Local

(48:06) Chisme

(51:10) Jay Z Tix!

(54:22) 626 Night Market

(57:42) Studious Foo

(1:03:05) Play Ball

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We’re diving into the absolute drama of Homie Helpline, where a listener is ready to cancel a girls' trip because her friend lost 100 pounds on Ozempic and transformed into a total "mean girl" baddie online! 💉💅 Don’t You Know I’m Local, so we are breaking down the heartbreaking attack on a local street vendor and how the community is rallying to support her family through this tough recovery. 🌮❤️ In Chisme with Angie, we investigate ASAP Rocky’s "thong" that his company now claims was just a "mic pack"—even though they are conveniently selling the thongs now! 🩲🤣 We also uncover the legendary news that Barack Obama was out here as a community organizer scoring tickets to Tupac shows back in the '90s. 🎤🇺🇸 Finally, we hit Studious Fool to discuss why nobody is having fun anymore, leading to Concrete’s hilarious confession about his secret life as a "bird god" watching over his bird feeder. 🐦😇

[Edited by @iamdyre 💉]

Chapters

(00:00) Chisme

(2:08) Rap Sheet

(3:32) Petty Police

(7:01) Homie Helpline

(15:22) Don't You Know I'm Local

(20:15) Studious Foo

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The squad attempts to navigate a "Jerry Springer" level Homie Helpline where a listener discovers her cousin is six months pregnant by her ex, leading to a heated debate over "Cousin Code" and wild suggestions of "throwing primas down the stairs". Between the family drama, the crew investigates the disturbing protein-packed world of cockroach milk and reacts to Shohei Ohtani’s shocking secret second baby announcement. 🤰🥊

[Edited by @iamdyre 🍜]

Chapters

(00:00) Don't You Know I'm Local

(3:21) Chisme

(6:03) Rap Sheet

(8:17) Petty Police

(11:54) Scrolling

(15:58) The Weather W/ Concrete!

(17:46) Homie Helpline

(40:05) Friendship

(47:38) Jay Z Tix!

(53:31) Don't You Know I'm Local

(57:49) Chisme

(1:01:41) Money Moves

(1:05:59) Studious Foo

(1:09:00) Play Ball

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It’s a full-blown family war on Homie Helpline as a listener realizes her cousin is pregnant with her favorite ex’s baby—and the crew debates if a "baby shower confrontation" is the move! 🤰🥊 We’re also policing the "Petty King" himself, LeBron James, to see if his latest Drake-inspired post is an olive branch or a total sub-tweet. 🏀🦉 Chisme with Angie breaks down the Beckham family drama and why Brooklyn is officially "standing on business" by ghosting his legendary parents on Father's Day. ⚽️🇬🇧 Finally, things get weird in Studious Fool as we explore the protein-packed world of "cock milk" produced by Pacific beetle cockroaches. 🪳🥛

[Edited by @iamdyre 🍜]

Chapters

(00:00) Petty Police

(3:38) Homie Helpline

(18:39) Chisme

(22:31) Studious Foo

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The squad attempts to help Sandra navigate a "family soap opera" after discovering her daughter’s new 45-year-old boyfriend is actually the mom’s own former high school hookup. Between the relationship trauma, the crew investigates why tacos now cost $8, reacts to a Knicks fan trying to kiss his Narcan savior, and roasts Howie D for "becoming Puerto Rican" decades after the Backstreet Boys peaked.

[Edited by @iamdyre 🦑]

Chapters

(00:00) Chisme

(3:27) Don't You Know I'm Local

(6:17) Petty Police

(10:29) Scrolling

(14:06) The Weather W/ Concrete!

(15:30) Homie Helpline

(32:21) Don't You Know I'm Local

(36:34) Chisme

(40:15) Rap Sheet

(46:18) Money Moves

(50:19) 

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