Brown Bag Mornings

The crew navigates a messy Homie Helpline for Ross, who is "down bad" after his ex-girlfriend booked a "self-care" trip to the "relationship grave" of Miami with her freshly divorced bestie for Valentine’s Day. The comedy stays "hella studious" as the squad roasts the hilarious AI-translated lyrics of Bad Bunny’s Super Bowl performance and debates boxer Mario Barrios’ controversial claim that breakfast tacos are superior to burritos.
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🚓 Petty Police: Cardi B fires back after getting attention from ICE and the internet immediately takes sides — was this justified or just messy?
📱 Scrolling with the Homies: Didn’t understand the Bad Bunny halftime show? Somebody translated it into English🤖🐰
☎️ Homie Helpline: Ross might lose his girl this weekend over something she did… is this a dealbreaker or is he overreacting? We break it down with your calls.
💌 Valentine’s Poems: Listeners call in to read his original Valentine’s Day poem on-air for tickets — romantic or cringe? You decide.
🗣️ Chisme: Bad Bunny turned Valentine’s Day into his personal holiday of surprises… will he do it again this year? 🌹
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The crew navigates a "forceful removal" of a Homie Helpline for Areli, whose boyfriend of three years claims he needs dating apps to "fight his demons" and refuses to post her on social media because he's "uncertain of love". The "studious fools" also investigate the LAPD’s new $2.1 million drone program and debate if Russell Wilson is headed for the doghouse after struggling to choose between his Super Bowl ring and his wedding ring on Hot Ones.
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🚓 Petty Police: J. Cole finally responds after Cam’ron’s petty lawsuit — and hip-hop has opinions.
📱 Scrolling with the Homies: The internet is turning songs into opera. This new trend is going to have you clearing your throat and hitting those high notes!
🌤️ Concrete Storm: Your Thursday, February 12th weather update.
☎️ Homie Helpline: Areli’s man treats her amazing in person… but she found him on dating apps. Ignore it or take a break?
🗣️ Chisme: Ciara asked Russell Wilson one question that left him completely speechless.
💰 Money Moves: MrBeast may have accidentally left people missing out on a million-dollar opportunity.
🎓 Hella Studious: Younger people are choosing the gym over the bar — and the lifestyle shift is real.
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The crew tackles a legendary Homie Helpline where Randy is labeled a "greedy" fool for trying to ditch his sick, hard-working nurse girlfriend for a boys' night at an Ashanti concert. Then the "studious foos" also investigate the "creepy" news that Waymo self-driving cars are being remotely piloted by workers in the Philippines and debate why 35% of college kids are addicted to scrolling TikTok during intimacy.
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