Brown Bag Mornings

The squad helps a "mouth-breather" from New Jersey decide if he should risk a "fistfight on sight" with his snitch cousin at their best friend's funeral. Between the family drama, the crew investigate Will Ferrell's new career selling thrifted ukuleles and why Tiger Woods is pleading not guilty despite having pills in his pocket.

[Edited by @iamdyre 🐭]

Chapters

(00:00) Don't You Know I'm Local: Rose Bowl flea market

(3:46) Chisme: Tiger Woods' latest DUI accident

(7:21) Rap Sheet: Cardi B's employee firing resolution

(9:44) Petty Police: Angry judge kicks out IT guy

(12:41) Scrolling: AI gives Mona Lisa a voice

(16:31) The Weather W/ Concrete!

(19:08) Homie Helpline: Jersey funeral brawl with "rat" cousin

(46:01) Six Flags Tix!

(49:56) Don't You Know I'm Local: World Cup update

(53:58) Chisme: Lamar Odom documentary

(1:02:57) Money Moves: Costco Easter: The $140 10-pound chocolate bunny

(1:06:14) Studious Foo: April Fool's Gregorian calendar origin

(1:10:10) Play Ball: 49ers hired Bill Nye for injuries

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DESCRIPTION / SHOW NOTES:

🏈 “Don’t You Know I’m Local” reveals the easiest way to casually run into Will Ferrell at the Rose Bowl. 🐯 Tiger Woods gives a major update following his accident, and people are locked in. ⚖️ Judges are apparently “petty maxxing,” and skipping court might cost you way more than you think. 🤖 AI goes too far again—this time turning the Mona Lisa into a viral thirst trap. 🌦️ Concrete Storm taps in with the latest weather before 📞 the Homie Helpline tackles a tough situation involving family beef and a funeral. 💔 Khloé Kardashian admits she punched Lamar Odom, while 🍫 a massive chocolate Easter bunny has people emotional (and needing a hammer).

CHAPTERS / TIMESTAMPS:

(00:01) Don’t You Know I’m Local: Where to run into Will Ferrell at the Rose Bowl

(03:39) Chismation: Tiger Woods breaks silence after accident

(07:14) Petty Police: Judges are not playing—court consequences get real

(10:09) Scrolling: AI Mona Lisa goes viral as a thirst trap

(13:59) The Weather with Concrete Storm

(16:34) Homie Helpline: Man debates attending funeral amid family beef

(25:26) Chismation: Khloé Kardashian admits hitting Lamar Odom

(34:25) Money Moves: Giant chocolate bunny has people stressed

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The squad stages a massive intervention for Lester, a government worker who planned a 16-room bachelor party in Colombia before even proposing to his fiancé. Between the relationship drama, the "studious fools" roast the Armenian homies from Glendale who got caught wearing a light brown bear suit to vandalize a Rolls-Royce for insurance money.

[Edited by @iamdyre 🏠]

Chapters

(00:00) Don't You Know I'm Local: Armenian homies in bear suits

(3:25) Chisme: Kris Jenner's Chinese luck face

(5:20) Rap Sheet: Cardi B's Texas lawsuit dismissed

(8:41) Petty Police: Biggie's deathbed apology to Escape

(11:57) Scrolling: Boleros with attitude goes viral

(15:29) The Weather W/ Concrete!

(17:27) Homie Helpline: Lester's Colombia bachelor trip

(36:14) Six Flags Tickets!

(41:13) Remembering Nipsey Hussle

(42:37) Don't You Know I'm Local: Adult novelty candy recall news

(46:28) Chisme: Beauty queen's teeth fall out

(51:47) Worst Weekend: Greg's $220 dinner

(56:25) Money Moves: 75 cheap date spots list

(1:03:26) Studious Foo: Tacos are healthier than granola

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🐻 “Don’t You Know I’m Local” questions why LA keeps showing up in full bear mode. 🍀 Kris Jenner somehow becomes a good luck charm in China, and it’s as random as it sounds. 🙏 A surprising story reveals Biggie spent his final night apologizing, showing a different side of the legend. 🎥 One viral moment proves making content can literally change your life overnight—this is your sign. 📞 The Homie Helpline gets tricky as Lester hides a Colombia bachelor party from his fiancée. 😬 And a Thailand beauty pageant goes viral for all the wrong reasons—from wild performances to teeth falling out on stage. 💰

CHAPTERS / TIMESTAMPS:

(00:02) Don’t You Know I’m Local: LA’s ongoing obsession with dressing like bears

(03:17) Chismation: Kris Jenner becomes a good luck symbol in China

(08:34) Petty Police: Biggie’s final night apology story

(11:48) Scrolling: Viral moment proves why you should make content

(15:28) Homie Helpline: Man hiding Colombia bachelor party from fiancée

(24:33) Chismation: Thailand beauty pageant goes viral for chaotic moments

(28:41) Money Moves: LA Times list of things to do in LA

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The squad hits the Homie Helpline to help a shy future lawyer named Cameron find the "rizz" to talk to a security guard who gave up social media for Lent. They also roast Tiger Woods for flipping his Land Rover in Florida and debate why Jelly Roll was chosen to sing a country song for the official World Cup soundtrack.

[Edited by @iamdyre 📅]

Chapters

(00:00) Chivas!

(1:57) Petty Police: Chilli from TLC's "fat thumb" repost

(7:09) Scrolling: Getting "pressed like juice" in Newport

(9:49) The Weather W/ Concrete!

(13:01) Homie Helpline: Rizzing up Barney's Beanery guard

(42:46) Happy Holy Week!

(43:56) Six Flags Tickets!

(50:11) Don't You Know I'm Local: The $75 refillable Shohei Ohtani cup

(52:09) Chisme: Tiger Woods'' rollover crash and impairment

(56:27) Rap Sheet: Roasting the Jelly Roll World Cup song

(1:00:11) Studious Foo: Chat GPT ranks California as #1 for food

(1:03:55) Play Ball: Arnold Schwarzenegger's secret bodybuilding love child

(1:07:15) Money Moves: 12 tons of Kit Kats stolen in transit

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