Brown Bag Mornings

The crew tackles a chaotic Homie Helpline for Mandy, who is five months pregnant and working 40 hours a week while her unemployed baby daddy spends his parents' gas money on the "Blue App" and dreams of being a sushi chef. The "studious fools" also investigate Wiz Khalifa’s "beautiful bonding" tradition of punching his son 13 times in the stomach for his birthday and whether J-Lo is trying too hard to be a comedian using a teleprompter.
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🚓 Petty Police: Randy Orton says he’d love to RKO Tom Brady after Brady called WWE “cute.” The internet immediately chose sides.
📱 Scrolling with the Homies: J.Lo went full cringe on stage and Greg is not having it — the performance everyone keeps replaying for the wrong reasons.
☎️ Homie Helpline: Mandy works full-time while her unemployed baby daddy spent his last $50 on OnlyFans. Is this a relationship red flag or just dumb guy behavior?
🎶 Rap Sheet: “Lotus Flower Bomb” drama has fans arguing again — artists and egos are colliding.
💰 Money Moves: A viral workplace moment has everyone asking the same question… did this guy just get himself fired?
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The crew navigates a "wonky" Homie Helpline for Leo, a man with "no game" trying to surprise his "FBI" girlfriend with a proposal despite her tracking his every move since he drunk-texted his boss's daughter. The "studious fools" also dive into the viral heartbreak of Punch the monkey in Japan and the skyrocketing resale price of his only friend: an IKEA orangutan plushie.
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🥊 BoxTalk: AND THE NEW! A title shake-up has the fight world buzzing.
📱 Scrolling with the Homies: Abandoned, scared, clutching his plushie — the baby monkey that’s stealing hearts everywhere. Depending on how you saw the clip, did he get accepted… or pushed around first?
☎️ Homie Helpline: Leo wants to propose to his girlfriend — but she’s an FBI agent. He needs help disappearing for a day without raising suspicion.
🗣️ Chisme: Before ALS took his life, Eric Dane recorded one final message to his family. What he told his daughters is unforgettable.
✈️ TSA Talk: Is TSA PreCheck on the way out? Travelers are noticing changes.
💰 Money Moves: A new form of gambling is blowing up online — and it might be more addictive than you think.
🧠 Hella Studious: Want to get yolked? Experts say cut this one drink immediately if you’re serious about building muscle.
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🚓 Petty Police: Jim Jones allegedly breaking into his own studio — sometimes the real beef is with your own building.
📱 Scrolling with the Homies: An Olympics reporter is going viral for his delivery — sounding exactly like sleep-deprived radio hosts at 2AM.
🌤️ The Weather with Concrete Storm: Friday, February 20th weather check across SoCal.
☎️ Homie Helpline: Oscar cheated… now the side piece is threatening to expose everything. Should he confess before she does or stay quiet and gamble his relationship?
🎶 Rap Sheet: Kendrick Lamar reacts (very “ugh”) when Baby Keem comes up — fans reading deep into the energy.
🧠 Hella Studious: Want to know what heaven is like? We’ve got the inside scoop — and it might not be what you think.
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