Brown Bag Mornings

[Full Episode] The squad stages an intervention for 28-year-old Lindsay, who feels like a prisoner in her own home due to her mother’s heavy-duty "Mexican parent" guilt and refusal to let her move out. Between the family drama, the crew roasts Kanye West’s bizarre cow-themed birthday video and provides a questionable survival guide for the upcoming alien invasion.

[Edited by @iamdyre 👴]

Chapters

(00:00) Don't You Know I'm Local

(3:24) Chisme

(5:05) Rap Sheet

(7:34) Petty Police

(11:48) Scrolling

(16:24) The Weather W/ Concrete!

(18:50) Homie Helpline

(34:11) Shoutouts/Ice Cube Tix!

(46:49) Chisme

(51:56) Rap Sheet

(53:10) Money Moves

(56:23) Studious Foo

(1:01:52) Play Ball

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The squad is losing it over Kanye West’s latest "VJO" behavior after he dropped a birthday music video featuring lingerie and a cow—and we’re debating at what age you officially become a "Viejo." 🥛🐸 We dive into a heated Homie Helpline for Lindsay, who feels like a prisoner in her own home at 28 because her 66-year-old mom is using every toxic trick in the book to keep her single and trapped. 🏠🔒 The Petty Police are at Madison Square Garden, roasting Donald Trump for getting booed out of the building while Timothy Chalamet was on the sidelines dogging Spurs players like he's on the team. 🏀🚪 Plus, we’re dissecting Chrome Hearts' wild lawsuit against Nordstrom for trying to trademark the Gothic cross and debating if Manny Machado is actually the greatest sports villain of all time. ✝️⚾ Finally, we celebrate Ariana Grande saying "Thank You, Next" to her "Spongebob" boyfriend and get ready for the World Cup countdown! ⚽️🎉

[Edited by @iamdyre 👴]

Chapters

(00:00) Chisme

(1:43) Rap Sheet

(4:12) Petty Police

(8:00) Homie Helpline

(19:48) Money Moves

(22:58) Play Ball

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The squad tries to figure out if 18-year-old Melvin is truly in love or if he’s about to be "sold for parts" by an international student in San Francisco his family claims is a Chinese spy. Between the relationship intervention, the crew roasts Kevin Durant for pulling a "Homer Simpson" and hiding behind a bush at Nobu to escape the paparazzi with a mystery girl.

[Edited by @iamdyre 🏢]

Chapters

(00:00) Don't You Know I'm Local

(2:54) Chisme

(5:21) World Cup Week

(8:27) Petty Police

(11:31) Scrolling

(14:46) The Weather W/ Concrete!

(17:35) Homie Helpline

(37:49) Ice Cube Tix!

(43:22) Don't You Know I'm Local

(48:16) Chisme

(54:13) Rap Sheet

(59:42) Money Moves

(1:04:37) Studious Foo

(1:06:27) Play Ball

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We’re kicking off World Cup week with a viral "Oxxo" remix of a Mexican classic that has the crew flabbergasted and ready to party! ⚽️🎶 On a high-stakes Homie Helpline, 18-year-old Melvin is getting cooked by his family for wanting to fly to SF to meet an international student he’s known for only a month—is he being "sold for parts" or just following his heart? ✈️ Don’t You Know I’m Local, so we are inviting the whole city to our massive World Cup watch party at Dave & Busters in Ontario this Thursday for games, giveaways, and body paint! 🏟️🍻 The Petty Police investigate Donald Trump calling every major news network "crooked" before hitting the ultimate "thank you, darling" exit on Meet the Press. 🚪💅 Finally, we hear wild stories from listeners flying across the country for Discord "furries" and why Vic thinks traveling for love is just "tempting fate"! 🧺🧼

[Edited by @iamdyre 🏢]

Chapters

(00:00) World Cup Week!

(3:08) Petty Police

(6:08) Homie Helpline

(20:11) Don't You Know I'm Local

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The squad dives into a spicy Homie Helpline for Jerry, whose girlfriend used a game of "Never Have I Ever" to reveal she once did "arts and crafts" with a friend who is still very much in the picture. Between the relationship drama, the crew questions human sanity after scientists successfully baked—and ate—sourdough bread using yeast harvested from a 5,000-year-old caveman mummy.

[Edited by @iamdyre ✈️]

Chapters

(00:00) Don't You Know I'm Local

(3:54) Chisme

(6:48) Petty Police

(10:22) Scrolling

(14:32) The Weather!

(16:30) Homie Helpline

(38:17) Snoop Dogg & Mana Tix!

(44:02) Don't You Know I'm Local

(45:42) Chisme

(48:23) Money Moves

(53:11) Studious Foo

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