Brown Bag Mornings

The crew dives into a suspicious Homie Helpline for Chloe, who discovered her real estate agent boyfriend has a Batman phone with a contact saved as "Don't Answer". Between relationship interventions, the squad debates if Cardi B’s grandmother was actually possessed or just medical-condition-human and roasts 50 Cent’s massive $75 million Hulu docuseries deal.

[Edited by @iamdyre 📲]

Chapters

(00:00) Don't You Know I'm Local: Southwest banning multiple lithium chargers

(2:48) Chisme: Cardi B's possessed grandma lie

(7:29) Rap Sheet: 50 Cent's $75M Hulu documentary

(9:43) Petty Police: CM Punk roasts WWE corporate

(14:24) Scrolling: Scaring toddlers with "Jessica" name

(17:59) The Weather W/ Concrete!

(19:15) Homie Helpline: The secret Batman phone drama

(40:29) Six Flags Tickets!

(46:01) Don't You Know I'm Local: Human skull found during easter

(48:58) Chisme: Karol G's topless Playboy art

(51:50) Rap Sheet: Offset's Florida shooing snitch rumors

(54:26) Money Moves: J Cole's Chinese basketball stint

(56:45) Studious Foo: Matching heart rates for friends

(1:03:19) Play Ball: Canelo heads to university

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DESCRIPTION / SHOW NOTES:

🤯 Cardi B reveals a wild lie she believed growing up, and it gets the room sharing their own stories. ♟️ Petty Police delivers elite-level petty that proves some people are just built different. 📞 The Homie Helpline gets intense as Chloe finds a second phone with a suspicious contact—now it’s shady vs insecure. 💀 “Don’t You Know I’m Local” takes a dark turn after a human skull is found during an Easter egg hunt. 💃 Sofía Vergara inspires Karol G in a bold “girl power” moment that has everyone talking. 🎤 And the latest on Offset and Lil Tjay keeps the rap world on edge.

CHAPTERS / TIMESTAMPS:

(00:02) Chismation

(04:35) Petty Police

(09:24) Homie Helpline

(20:43) Don’t You Know I’m Local

(23:33) Chismation

(26:23) Rapsheet

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The squad stages a high-stakes Homie Helpline for Ashley, who feels like a "single mother in a relationship" while battling a suegra/mother-in-law who tries to snatch babies during Happy Birthday. Between the family warfare, the crew investigate why Shaq is launching a 24-person dunk league because NBA stars are too "scared" to give fans a real show.

[Edited by @iamdyre 🧍‍♂️]

Chapters

(00:00) Don't You Know I'm Local: LASD car seat safety memes

(3:23) Chisme: Lamar Odom calls Khloe cap

(7:45) Rap Sheet: Lil Nas X mental health and rom-com exits

(10:50) Petty Police: Pay-to-lurk Instagram story subscriptions

(14:15) Scrolling: Co-host dating rumors and "sus-ness"

(18:02) The Weather W/ Concrete!

(19:52) Homie Helpline: Ashley's boundary-less suegra drama

(44:50) Six Flags Tickets!

(49:10) Don't You Know I'm Local: FBI academy- recruitment for high school "narcs".

(52:08) Chisme: Offset's Florida casino shooting drama

(56:30) Rap Sheet: Offset continued

(58:31) Money Moves: SZA's six-figure "holding fee" rumors

(1:00:58) Studious Foo: Scientific proof of "man flu"

(1:05:03) Play Ball: Shaq's new professional dunk league

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DESCRIPTION / SHOW NOTES:

🚨 “Don’t You Know I’m Local” highlights a wild sheriff moment that has people side-eyeing authority. 😤 Lamar Odom fires back at Khloé, calling her out over claims involving his dad. 📱 Instagram might be exposing the lurkers with a new subscription feature that shows deeper analytics. 🌌 A viral astronaut video has flat earthers getting checked in real time. 📞 The Homie Helpline gets heavy as Ashley deals with a toxic mother-in-law and a partner who won’t step up. 💰 Getting paid to do nothing sounds fake—but it might be real. 🤒 And yes, “man flu” might actually be backed by science.

CHAPTERS / TIMESTAMPS:

(00:02) Don’t You Know I’m Local

(03:12) Chismation

(07:39) Petty Police

(12:23) Scrolling

(14:48) Homie Helpline

(20:08) Money Moves

(22:40) Studious Foo

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The squad stages a "frozen" Homie Helpline for Derek, whose mom cancelled his sister’s 16th birthday party to drop the budget on a $2,000 "Jenny 69" full-face Botox and filler combo. Between the family drama, the crew breaks down a wild "Bull Nelson" altercation between J. Cole and Diddy that reportedly ended abruptly due to a leather thong sighting.

[Edited by @iamdyre 💉]

Chapters

(00:00) Don't You Know I'm Local: Cemetery identity theft in Paris, California

(3:23) Chisme: Deadpool choreographer sues Sony over NSYNC dance

(6:09) Rap Sheet: Cardi B tells fans not to "bully" BIA

(7:58) Petty Police: Magnus Carlson snitches on opponent for a selfie

(10:58) Scrolling: Gen Z "Dominican Sisters" viral Michigan nun podcast

(15:11) The Weather W/ Concrete!

(16:42) Monday Mashup

(19:31) Homie Helpline: Mom cancels 16th birthday for botox/fillers

(35:58) Six Flags Tix!

(38:12) Don't You Know I'm Local: Whitney High School in Cerritos rankings

(41:37) Chisme: Savannah Guthrie's missing mom update

(46:45) Rap Sheet: J. Cole vs Diddy leather thong fight theory

(53:18) Money Moves: The empty egg bunny station strategy

(58:51) Studious Foo: Women dreaming of cheating partners vs. reality

(1:02:01) Play Ball: Vic jinxes Luka Dončić and Austin Reeves

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