Brown Bag Mornings

The squad attempts to help Susie navigate a heartbreaking Homie Helpline after her best friend of 10 years prioritized festival outfits and "eyelashes" over the death of Susie's mother. Between the drama, we break down Cardi B’s essential rules for bagging a "baddie" and reveal Vic's "spontaneous baller" strategy for a cheap, high-impact Disneyland date.

[Edited by @iamdyre 💾]

Chapters

(00:00) Don't You Know I'm Local

(3:22) Chisme

(5:41) Petty Police

(8:59) Scrolling

(11:23) The Weather W/ Concrete!

(13:41) Homie Helpline

(42:47) Scammers & Six Flags Giveaway!

(49:06) Rap Sheet

(53:30) Chisme

(56:36) Don't You Know I'm Local

(1:00:06) Money Moves

(1:04:17) Play Ball

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We’re diving into Cardi B’s guide to securing a baddie, which apparently requires a fat bank account, a mysterious vibe, and being ready to throw hands! 💰🤫 The Homie Helpline gets heavy as Susie debates dropping her best friend of 10 years who ignored her mom’s passing to post about eyelashes and reels instead of offering support. Over at the Petty Police station, we’re investigating why Mexico fans turned Ecuador’s hotel into a 2:00 a.m. concert to sabotage their sleep before the big game. Don’t You Know I’m Local breaks down the new July 1st laws that finally allow cops to ticket self-driving cars, even if the driver is asleep in the back! 🏎️🎟️ We also celebrate Mexico's "dangerous" defense in Shoot the Jay after they officially broke their Round of 16 curse. Finally, we’re prepping for the Fourth of July with the legendary $2.50 unlimited game deal at Dave & Busters. 🍔🎆

[Edited by @iamdyre 💾]

Chapters

(00:00) Don't You Know I'm Local

(2:12) Chisme

(4:31) Petty

(7:45) Homie Helpline

(23:02) Don't You Know I'm Local

(26:32) Play Ball

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The squad tries to save Omar’s 4th of July proposal from his "habitual ruiner" brother who is planning to hijack the family party with a surprise pregnancy reveal. Between the family drama, the crew breaks down the shocking news of LeBron James officially dumping the Lakers and why thieves are now risking jail time for $10,000 in Pokémon cards. 🏀🃏

[Edited by @iamdyre 🦝]

Chapters

(00:00) Don't You Know I'm Local

(3:32) Chisme

(6:57) Rap Sheet

(9:51) Petty Police

(15:03) Scrolling

(18:58) The Weather W/ Concrete!

(20:26) Homie Helpline

(41:31) Six Flags Tix!

(51:17) Don't You Know I'm Local

(54:37) Chisme

(58:42) Rap Sheet

(1:01:38) Breaking News!

(1:08:04) Studious Foo

(1:10:47) Play Ball

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Omar hits up the Homie Helpline wondering if he should sabotage his brother's pregnancy reveal after the "habitual ruiner" tried to steal his 4th of July proposal spotlight. 💍🥊 The squad debates if family revenge is ever worth it while Don’t You Know I’m Local explores the wild fireworks and drone show spectacular hitting the LA Coliseum. 🎆🚁 We also check in on the Walmart yodeling kid, Mason Ramsey, who says his 10-year-old self made some questionable career choices that left him traumatized. 🤠🚿 Greg's embarrassing "Whittier Harlem Shake" YouTube past is officially unearthed, and we pay respects to the actress from The Ring following her tragic passing. 🕺💻📺

[Edited by @iamdyre 🦝]

Chapters

(00:00) Chisme

(3:27) Scrolling

(7:20) Homie Helpline

(19:48) Don't You Know I'm Local

 

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The squad attempts to mediate a World Cup family feud after Janice promises her limited USA tickets to both her "forever pops" and her boyfriend of four years who don't get along. Between the soccer drama, the crew investigates why international tourists are hating on US tipping culture and roasts the Lakers' newest recruit for looking like a 6'10" giant minion. ⚽️🧔‍♂️

[Edited by @iamdyre ⛽]

Chapters

(00:00) Don't You Know I'm Local

(3:39) Chisme

(6:12) Petty Police

(9:59) Scrolling

(14:26) The Weather W/ Concrete!

(16:22) Homie Helpline

(34:16) Six Flags/Minion Tix!

(40:52) Freeway Laws

(43:30) Don't You Know I'm Local

(46:43) Chisme

(49:42) Money Moves

(54:09) Play Ball

(56:45) Studious Foo

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