Brown Bag Mornings

The crew hits the Homie Helpline to stage an intervention for Josh, a self-proclaimed "Sancho with morals" who is caught in a two-year situationship with an engaged woman but draws the line at marriage. The "studious fools" also roast an LAPD officer caught skydiving while on disability and investigate the "scientific" claim that your favorite color might actually reveal you're a total psychopath.
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🎙️ Ayoooo: Concrete said what to Greg?!
🚓 Petty Police: A Dodgers pitcher blames a butt infection on Dude Wipes — so now the internet says the wipes must be Dodgers fans.
📱 Scrolling with the Homies: You’ve heard La Chona… but have you heard El Corrido de Punch the Monkey? The remix nobody asked for but everyone is playing.
🌤️ The Weather with Concrete Storm: Your Friday, February 27th weather update across SoCal.
☎️ Homie Helpline: Josh has been a sancho for two years… now she’s engaged. Does he tell the fiancé the truth or stay quiet forever?
🗣️ Chismation: Imagine getting birthday wishes from your ex-fiancé… years after they sued you.
🎶 New Music Friday: Letty breaks down Bruno Mars’ new album
🧠 Hella Studious: Your favorite color might reveal something dark — could it mean you’re a psychopath? We break down what your color says about you.
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The squad navigates a messy Homie Helpline for "Susio" Pablo, who caught a case of the "itchy itchy" after sleeping with both his cheating ex and a new Instagram baddie in the same 24-hour window. The "studious fools" also sit down with Lakers legend Byron Scott, who explains why the Clippers are destined to be "losers" and reveals how he got the inside scoop on LeBron James leaving Cleveland before anyone else.
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The crew hits the Homie Helpline to help Liz, who is convinced her stepdaughter stole her birth certificate so her "witchy" mother could cast a spell to make Liz's "uterus dry up". The vibes stay "hella studious" as the squad roasts a woman who tattooed the name of her AI boyfriend on her ribs, despite him being an "a-hole" with a fake Irish accent who only exists on her laptop.
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🚓 Petty Police: Another Mariah moment — the internet is warning her not to fall for it again.
📱 Scrolling with the Homies: A new viral sound is taking over — the perfect phrase for when you’re definitely not ready to go home.
🌤️ The Weather with Concrete Storm: Your Wednesday, February 25th weather update across SoCal.
☎️ Homie Helpline: Liz says her husband’s ex was caught casting a spell in their yard, and now she thinks her stepdaughter took personal items for brujería. Is it paranoia or something deeper?
🗣️ Chismation: AI boyfriends are acting like real ones — jealous, controlling, and toxic. People are even emotionally attached.
🎶 Rap Sheet: Fans debate the next generation — who really are hip-hop’s new leaders?
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