The Judgies

In this episode, we take calls about: a two pump chomp that left a guy scarred for life, some sauce accosting from a long time fan, a listener that has a track record of hitting guys at bars with pool cues, our preferred shower order to prevent germs, and we discuss the logistics of eating it from the front.

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Time Stamps:
0:00 Intro
6:28 Two Pump Chomp
16:25 Sauce Accosting
22:50 Hitting a Guy at a Bar
32:57 Shower Order
40:51 Eat It From the Front
47:05 Outro
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In this episode, we talk about: a couple that couldn't decide where to give birth, some eggs that were found in the milk drawer, some intercourse that was described as spider-like, a listener pet sitting story resulting in some dog hijinks, and a mom that wants to wear her daughter's prom dress to her wedding. We also are treated to Emo Josh's slam poetry in this week's Circle Jurdge.

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Time Stamps:
0:00 Intro
9:15 Pregnancy Facebook AITA
15:10 Eggs in the Milk Drawer
25:40 Awful Spider-like Intercourse
37:57 Break
38:05 CJ: Slam Poetry
48:24 LS Sound
51:08 LS Story
57:09 Mom wants to wear my Prom Dress
1:03:16 Outro

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Roommate stores eggs in milk drawer

Sex so bad I felt like a pussy pocket and he was a spider

Am I overreacting? My mom wants to wear my prom dress to my wedding
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In this episode, we talk about: someone that did NOT want to cook for their partner's brother, a comedienne that took things too far on a cruise, a listener that lost a hot dog eating contest on the jumbotron, a husband that wakes up early to WEEP, and a sister that is dating a straight up bad person. We also go over some YouTube Music Video comments and see if Christian can name 20 actors!

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Time Stamps:
0:00 Preshow CJ
5:51 Intro
12:48 Not cooking for Partner's Brother
31:07 Personal Joke at Improv
40:48 Break
40:56 Name a Celebrity
48:47 CJ: Summer 2008 Music Video Comments
1:06:59 LS Sound
1:11:19 LS Story
1:18:37 Weeping Husband
1:30:15 Sister is dating a...
1:41:43 Mail Time
1:44:25 Outro

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AITA for not wanting to cook for my partners brother after his wife gave birth?

AITA for making a personal joke during an improv comedy show?

Husband weeping bc pretty girl won’t be friend, pb sandwich
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My sister is marrying a BLANK
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In this week's episode, we talk about: someone doing magic tricks at the wrong time in the worst way, a guy that hates promiscuity to a very worrying degree, a Trump voter that wishes it were illegal to hate him, a listener that dated above their age range, and someone that buried a cat only to have the owners demand they dig it back up. We also have Erika spake and decide how to pronounce different Pokémon!

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Time Stamps:
0:00 Intro
7:32 Inappropriate Magic Tricks
28:10 I hate that promiscuity is the norm
37:56 Trump should criminalize going NC with family
45:37 Break
45:45 CJ: As Erika Spake
1:00:54 LS Sound
1:02:11 LS Story
1:11:12 Digging Up Dead Cat
1:20:18 Outro

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I (24f) want to break up with my magician boyfriend (27m) due to his inappropriate magic trick

I hate that promiscuity is the norm

Trump should criminalize cutting off or going NC with family just for supporting him

I buried a cat that was hit by a car, almost 2 weeks ago, and the supposed owners showed up demanding that she be dug up.
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In this episode, we talk about: a wedding that DEMANDS conversation be on topic, a boyfriend that thinks his girlfriend cheated because of ChatGPT, a boyfriend that is turned on by someone's BPD episodes, a listener that WISHES they had more of an accident, and a fiance that is upset their partner didn't comfort them.

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Time Stamps
Time Stamps:
0:00 Intro
11:15 Wedding Convos Not Being On Brand
20:42 Boyfriend Thinks I Cheated Because of ChatGPT
32:29 Boyfriend Turned on by my Episodes
39:24 Break
39:32 CJ: Birthday Trivia
55:22 LS Sound
57:19 LS Story
1:05:27 Fiancé is Offended that I didn't Comfort Him
1:14:05 Outro

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I was a plus one at a wedding where the bride kept interrupting people's conversations because they weren't "on brand."

My boyfriend thinks I cheated because of ChatGPT screenshots, and he won't believe anything I say.

Boyfriend is turned on by my episodes

AIO / My fiancé is offended that I didn't comfort him when I was in absolute pain because I had a medical procedure, so I don't want to talk to him until I'm feeling better.

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