Sorry We're Cyrus

This week Tish and Brandi welcome back a longtime family friend and Hollywood legend: Jeff Beacher, the entrepreneur behind the iconic Beacher's Madhouse. Jeff gets real about the health scare that changed his life, losing his business partner five days before a Vegas opening, and how he's gone from 440 pounds to 175 and counting. He walks through his (genuinely wild) daily wellness routine (peptides, stem cells, a hyperbaric chamber, and four hours of "health" most mornings) and opens up about why Beacher's Madhouse is quietly making a comeback after a huge 2024-2025 reunion run, with a documentary in the works! Of course, they can't talk Beacher's without talking about Miley! Like, what about that time she told an A-list table (Halsey, Olivia Rodrigo, Billie Eilish and all) that Beacher's Madhouse inspired her entire Bangerz Tour. Iconic. They also uncover the story of Tish's very first night at Beacher's, which did NOT go as planned. Plus, they play an Old Hollywood edition of The Boring Game, and Jeff tells a Mick Jagger story you have to hear to believe.

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Tish and Brandi recommend the Silver Linings podcast. It is hosted by The Old Gays, who became a TikTok sensation and are all about serving wisdom, laughs, and a little lovingly earned side-eye after decades of love, loss, and fabulous survival. Hope you give it a listen.

Stassi Schroeder-Clark is here!!! And Stoners, this one's a gooood one. The original reality TV girl sits down with Tish and our lovely producer Kelsey to get into everything from the three-and-a-half-year fight to get her new show House of Stassi made to why reality TV is basically her therapy. She also gets real about motherhood and the anxiety that keeps her up at night about raising her own kids in front of a camera the same way she grew up in front of one.
They cover Stassi's accidental "I don't know what I've done to you, but I'll take a Pinot Grigio" catchphrase, the exact moment she decided to greenlight her own show (spoiler: it involves Scandoval), motherhood, aging, filler regrets, and a very honest take on Botox. Then they dive into The Boring Game, where Stassi reveals which reality villain she'd want at a dinner party.

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Love you, Stoners. Bye!

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Tish and Brandi recommend the Silver Linings podcast. It is hosted by The Old Gays, who became a TikTok sensation and are all about serving wisdom, laughs, and a little lovingly earned side-eye after decades of love, loss, and fabulous survival. Hope you give it a listen.

Tish and Brandi recommend the Silver Linings podcast. It is hosted by The Old Gays, who became a TikTok sensation and are all about serving wisdom, laughs, and a little lovingly earned side-eye after decades of love, loss, and fabulous survival. Hope you give it a listen.