Sorry We're Cyrus

Join us in welcoming Olympic rugby star, Dancing With the Stars fan fave, and certified body confidence queen, Ilona Maher, to Tish's living room. In this episode, Tish and Brandi get to know Ilona on a deeper level by digging into ALL the questions: how she went from a small town in Vermont to the Olympics, what it really costs to chase that dream, and why her viral "this is the body of an athlete" moment hit so hard even for her. The girls open up about their insecurities around compliments, love languages, and how we all want that '90s romance. Put in a little effort, people!
And since Tish is a professional matchmaker, the dating applications are officially open for Ilona! Requirements: Must breathe, talk & be over 5'7" ... Think you've got what it takes? DM us!
Oh, and tune in to find out the REAL story behind the Olympic's condom situation.
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Love you, Stoners. Bye!

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It's just Tish, Brandi, a duck family living in the pool, and approximately one million things to catch up on this week!
Buckle up because the girls are getting into everything... From Brandi's Stagecoach weekend (including the Noah/Orville plot twist that came out of nowhere), the house renovation spiral that is very much still happening, and all their current TV and book obsessions. And it's long overdue for a Dear MT dump! They answer all your burning questions about feeling stuck in life, keeping your faith in Hollywood, dream guests (cough cough Theo Von), and even a deep dive into whether dental cleanings are actually a scam. Spoiler: they have thoughts.
They close it out with a High Design segment on the perfect bedroom sanctuary because blackout blinds changed their lives and they need you to know that.
Send your Dear MTs and High Design questions (videos please!) to [email protected].
Love you, Stoners. Bye!

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Tish and Brandi recommend the Silver Linings podcast. It is hosted by The Old Gays, who became a TikTok sensation and are all about serving wisdom, laughs, and a little lovingly earned side-eye after decades of love, loss, and fabulous survival. Hope you give it a listen.

Ne-Yo stops by they Cyrus household, and somehow they end up talking about Reba McEntire, budget theft, and Taco Bell?!
Twenty years after his debut, Ne-Yo is making a country album (recorded entirely in Nashville) and he has a lot to say about why. How R&B started to feel like a costume, why the first country song he ever heard (Reba's "Fancy") still lives in his head rent-free, and what it was like to walk into Tim McGraw's house expecting a studio and find him barefoot with a guitar while Faith Hill cooked chicken.
He also gets into the stuff no one usually talks about: discovering at 20 unsettling things about his label, writing songs that ended up on other people's records, and what Jay-Z said the first time they met (hint: not "hello"). Plus, a story about Sia, back before anyone knew who she was, that explains everything about how she became famous while staying invisible.
It's nostalgia at it's finest, Stoners! You don't want to miss it.

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Do you have questions for Mama Tish and Brandi? Email us at ⁠[email protected]⁠ or send us a DM!

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Tish and Brandi recommend the Silver Linings podcast. It is hosted by The Old Gays, who became a TikTok sensation and are all about serving wisdom, laughs, and a little lovingly earned side-eye after decades of love, loss, and fabulous survival. Hope you give it a listen.