Sorry We're Cyrus

It's just Tish, Brandi, a duck family living in the pool, and approximately one million things to catch up on this week!
Buckle up because the girls are getting into everything... From Brandi's Stagecoach weekend (including the Noah/Orville plot twist that came out of nowhere), the house renovation spiral that is very much still happening, and all their current TV and book obsessions. And it's long overdue for a Dear MT dump! They answer all your burning questions about feeling stuck in life, keeping your faith in Hollywood, dream guests (cough cough Theo Von), and even a deep dive into whether dental cleanings are actually a scam. Spoiler: they have thoughts.
They close it out with a High Design segment on the perfect bedroom sanctuary because blackout blinds changed their lives and they need you to know that.
Send your Dear MTs and High Design questions (videos please!) to [email protected].
Love you, Stoners. Bye!

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Ne-Yo stops by they Cyrus household, and somehow they end up talking about Reba McEntire, budget theft, and Taco Bell?!
Twenty years after his debut, Ne-Yo is making a country album (recorded entirely in Nashville) and he has a lot to say about why. How R&B started to feel like a costume, why the first country song he ever heard (Reba's "Fancy") still lives in his head rent-free, and what it was like to walk into Tim McGraw's house expecting a studio and find him barefoot with a guitar while Faith Hill cooked chicken.
He also gets into the stuff no one usually talks about: discovering at 20 unsettling things about his label, writing songs that ended up on other people's records, and what Jay-Z said the first time they met (hint: not "hello"). Plus, a story about Sia, back before anyone knew who she was, that explains everything about how she became famous while staying invisible.
It's nostalgia at it's finest, Stoners! You don't want to miss it.

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Tish and Brandi recommend the Silver Linings podcast. It is hosted by The Old Gays, who became a TikTok sensation and are all about serving wisdom, laughs, and a little lovingly earned side-eye after decades of love, loss, and fabulous survival. Hope you give it a listen.

From crying to her dad because Miley Cyrus got to leave Tennessee to become Hannah Montana while she had to hit softballs every night to sitting down with Tish and Brandi Cyrus themselves, Danae Hays has come full circle.
This week she joins the girls and fills the room with belly laughs and southern charm. They get into her origin story, how a viral prank call to an Alabama taxidermist changed everything, her Grand Ole Opry debut, her love life (plot twist: her girlfriend is one of Tish's oldest family friends), what it is actually like to headline a comedy show for an hour when you have never done standup before, and the moment she flat out lied to her agent at CAA to land a gig. If you want to get buck wild and laugh out loud, tune in because this one's a wild bit of gear, y'all.
Love you, Stoners. Bye!

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Tish and Brandi recommend the Silver Linings podcast. It is hosted by The Old Gays, who became a TikTok sensation and are all about serving wisdom, laughs, and a little lovingly earned side-eye after decades of love, loss, and fabulous survival. Hope you give it a listen.