Not That Y’all Care

This week, we are getting completely showered with love from the one and only Greyson Hoelzel! Greyson talks about his first behind the bleachers, his whirlwind relationship with Tristan, and becoming the ultimate man I need vibes. We also want to apologize for Channing running late and not wearing red. Happy Valentine’s Day theory and all that!

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Chapters:

00:00 Happy V Day

03:16 Welcome Greyson!

08:00 Talking About Our Bodies 

11:49 Dating Histories

18:26 Function Health

20:21 Greyson’s LA Plans

22:02 First Impressions

24:50 Week Updates

28:16 The Engineering Life

33:25 Avoiding Tristan’s Bday

36:57 First Girlfriend

39:46 BIG Valentines Day Plans

48:04 First Kisses

53:06 Greyson’s Gift

54:29 Prank Callin’ Liam D

1:04:33 Thank You Greyson!

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This week, we’re talking bout man I need vibes, we’re talking bout that little Skrillex song, we’re talking bout cocktails and corsets. Tristan and Channing recap their week of glitz and glam from world premiers to mocktails at the Chateau and even to the Grammy’s. Plus, Tristan gives an exciting update on his plans for this year! 

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Chapters:

0:00 Resources For Minnesota

1:07 Man I Need Vibes

1:57 Channing’s Wuthering Heights Top

2:53 Live Now Think Much Much Later

4:00 Scary Monsters & Men I Need

5:08 Word of the Week

6:37 Channing’s Crockpot Disaster 

13:17 A Night At The Chateau 

14:55 Cocktails & Corsets

17:00 Barebells

18:26 Quince

20:31 Let’s Meet At Naughty Pig

22:15 The Moment Premiere

25:15 Wuthering Heights Premiere 

30:04 Finding Your Spark

31:45 Everyone Is Moving.

34:29 Tristan Is Going On Tour!

37:45 Tour Bus Logistics

40:25 Spending Time Apart

42:44 Deny or Approve Tristan’s Changes

44:30 Leave Suggestions

46:20 Grammy Nominations & Predictions

55:10 Channing & Tristan’s Grammy Weekend 

57:12 See You In Bonus!!!
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New iPad: check. Traitors talk: check. Pops of color: check check check. This week, Tristan shows off his new baby blue iPad while Channing breaks down her analysis of the latest season of Traitors. Plus, they answer some of your questions and enter the bullpen for this week’s prank call. 

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Chapters:

00:00 iPad Kids

04:45 Nail Check

07:25 Birthday Recap

12:53 The Gorgeous Cake

16:09 The Bar Tab & Being Present

18:07 Skims

19:22 Function Health

21:22 Channings Highlights

25:14 Who are We Smooching?

27:15 Teasing Ya’ll

28:15 Traitors Talk

33:33 Sorry Donna 

35:37 The Colton Ick

37:52 Blissy

39:52 Every Plate 

41:55 The Recap Cont. 

46:33 Still Loathing Colton

49:38 Finding Love

52:52 Q & A

1:00:13 Spilling the Tea

1:05:36 Harry Styles Reaction

1:14:09 Prank Call

1:22:14 Love Ya’ll!!!

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Sound the alarms and roll out the red carpet it’s Mr. Hollywood’s big 30th show! Channing completely and utterly showers Tristan with gifts and a very sweet video montage of all his closest confidants. They also reflect on old college stories and prep for Tristan’s Greatest Showman birthday bash. Everyone wish Clifton a happy birthday! 

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Chapters:

00:00 Nice to Meet Ya

02:28 Are You OK?

06:35 Birthday Decor & Cake

09:40 Opening Presents!

17:35 Huel

19:21 30 Things I Like About You

31:35 Continuing to Share Memories

39:20 Video Montage 

46:55 A Quick Explanation

49:29 More Birthday Wishes

59:36 Clarifying Peter’s Story

1:01:26 MORE Beautiful Bday Messages

1:09:24 Kissing Ya’ll Goodbye

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Happy New Year and welcome back to the first episode in the studio! Channing and Tristan recap their holiday break in Florida and get into the details of Channing’s Martini Monday ban on Tiktok. Plus, Tristan has an important PSA re: Dry January. 

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Chapters:

00:00 Happy 2026

06:26 Holiday Recap

09:41 Christmas Haul 

13:22 Ex Pookie Pookies

16:32 Blissy

18:38 Every Plate

20:36 Channing on Heated Rivalry 

23:44 Dry January Birthday

25:13 The Notebook Fiasco

28:43 TikTok Live Banning

33:39 The Bathtub Live Incident

37:14 Function Health

39:02 The Florida Trip

42:37 A Gift for Tristan 

47:56 Resolutions 

50:44 Word of the Week

53:49 Prank Calls 

56:02 See Ya’ll in the Breakroom!!!

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