Childproof

Gwenna Laithland and Tori Phantom
Childproof
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  • Childproof

    Very Dangerous Butterflies

    06/03/2026 | 50 mins.
    The start of summer means more kids everywhere. If your kids aren’t in school yet you have no sympathy. We understand. But ours are home and we love them very much and miss quiet things and alone time. Two things can be true. This episode we talk about acceptable risks, overprotecting, sticker books, a dog dressed as a butterfly, and projects and assignments neither Tori nor Gwenna have done. 

    We want to hear from you! Do you have questions, comments, jokes, or anything else you want us to know? Email us: [email protected]

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    Mom's Got RBF

    05/20/2026 | 49 mins.
    This week on Childproof’s Parasocial Parenting we’re talking about uniforms for motherhood (Spoiler: There isn’t one.), Gwenna’s pathological demand avoidance about a webtoon, Mom RBF, realistic expectations of becoming an adult, planning for the near future and letting forever take care of itself. If you’d like to influence us email us at [email protected]

    We want to hear from you! Do you have questions, comments, jokes, or anything else you want us to know? Email us: [email protected]

    ⁠Join our Patreon for pre-show bonus content⁠

    Video version of ⁠Childproof available on Youtube ⁠

    Be sure to check out our other show ⁠⁠Founded⁠⁠

    Childproof is a part of the Airwave Media network. Please contact ⁠[email protected]⁠ if you would like to advertise on our podcast
    Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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    You Have Questions We Have Answers

    05/06/2026 | 54 mins.
    Tori and Gwenna are very much enjoying and appreciating all of your emails and comments; keep them coming and we'll keep this going. Also, watch The Amazing Digital Circus and then try to convince Gwenna to watch too.

    We want to hear from you! Do you have questions, comments, jokes, or anything else you want us to know? Email us: [email protected]

    ⁠Join our Patreon for pre-show bonus content⁠

    Video version of ⁠Childproof available on Youtube ⁠

    Be sure to check out our other show ⁠⁠Founded⁠⁠

    Childproof is a part of the Airwave Media network. Please contact ⁠[email protected]⁠ if you would like to advertise on our podcast
    Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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    Parasocial Parenting

    04/22/2026 | 55 mins.
    Childproof is changing for the better because it will now include more of all of you! We have always loved hearing from all of you and reading your emails. We want to hear from you more now than ever. It's not like every episode is going to be an email roundup, it's more like an extension of the virtual village and we are so excited to share more than our own thoughts.

    We want to hear from you! Do you have questions, comments, jokes, or anything else you want us to know? Email us: [email protected]

    ⁠Join our Patreon for pre-show bonus content⁠

    Video version of ⁠Childproof available on Youtube ⁠

    Be sure to check out our other show ⁠⁠Founded⁠⁠

    Get your copy of Gwenna's new book⁠⁠

    Find The Amazing Digital Circus Here

    Childproof is a part of the Airwave Media network. Please contact ⁠[email protected]⁠ if you would like to advertise on our podcast

    Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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    Road Rage

    04/08/2026 | 36 mins.
    Yet another episode sponsored in part by MacMillan Audio because they produced Gwenna’s latest book, Thinky Thoughts All Grown Up & Still Just as Confused. You can listen to the full version come April 14th but for now, please enjoy just one more essay. This one is road rage and involves bricks, land boats, cloud-haired women in sensible shoes, and the root of a good chunk of Gwenna’s car-based anxiety.

    We want to hear from you! Do you have questions, comments, jokes, or anything else you want us to know? Email us: [email protected]

    ⁠⁠Preorder Gwenna's new book⁠⁠

    Get a free cookbook of bonus recipes inspired by Thinky Thoughts. Free with proof of preorder!

    ⁠Join our Patreon for pre-show bonus content⁠

    Video version of ⁠Childproof available on Youtube ⁠

    Be sure to check out our other show ⁠⁠Founded⁠⁠

    Childproof is a part of the Airwave Media network. Please contact ⁠[email protected]⁠ if you would like to advertise on our podcast
    Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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About Childproof
Parenting is hard, but it's even harder when you feel alone and have only the sounds of Cocomelon to keep you company. Childproof is a parenting chat show for when you’re craving adult conversation. As parents to three kids each, co-hosts Gwenna Laithland and Tori Phantom have been there. They know that sometimes our kids are the ones on the verge of a tantrum, and that sometimes it’s us. Childproof attempts to figure out the dos, don’ts, and f*ck its of modern parenthood. From yelling at your kids (we’ve all done it) to finding a sleep schedule that doesn’t ruin your life, Gwenna and Tori share the challenges they’ve faced and the lessons they’ve learned, and are eager to share their experiences through a mix of one-on-one conversations, guest appearances, and input from listeners revealing their own parenting secrets. Clearly, we could use some help from everyone and their mother.

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