Episode 19: “Things You Can Say in the Kitchen (and Definitely in the Bedroom)”
Send us a textAfter Disney chaos and a quick break, Tara and Brian are back for another episode of Appropriately Inappropriate with Tara and Brian: pearls, hat, and eggplant in hand. From heartfelt talks on mental health to “things you can say in the kitchen and the bedroom,” it’s dirty, wholesome, and hysterically awkward all at once.If you or someone you know is struggling with mental health issues in the U.S., please call 1-800-985-5990 or text “TalkWithUs” to 66746 at the SAMHSA Disaster Distress helpline.Support the show
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Episode 18: "You Can’t Spell Bangs Without Bang"
Send us a textWhile Brian’s away, Tara’s flying solo in this episode of Appropriately Inappropriate with Tara and Brian. From plotting playful pranks that involve strangers booping her husband’s nose, to confessing her impulsive late-night decision to give herself bangs (and the internet’s fiery opinions about them), Tara dives into how she and Brian keep the spark alive during his work trips. She also answers listener questions about love, shares some filthy Chicago pick-up lines, and reflects on what makes their relationship thrive. Equal parts funny, flirty, and unfiltered, this episode proves you can’t spell bangs without bang.Support the show
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Episode 17: "The D Word Is Not in Our Vocabulary"
Send us a textBrian’s back for this episode of Appropriately Inappropriate with Tara and Brian, and so are the wildly inappropriate conversations Tara can’t resist dragging him into. From the “silent epidemic” of C-B-D-B-P (chronic big d back pain) to emotional support eggplants, jungle cruise fantasies, and unlucky finishing numbers, nothing is off-limits in this hilariously unfiltered episode. But amidst the jokes, Tara and Brian also get real about where they met, why the “D word” (divorce) isn’t in their vocabulary, and how deal breakers actually strengthen their marriage. It’s the perfect mix of filthy humor, heartfelt honesty, and a few too many confessions Tara probably shouldn’t have made on camera.Book recommendation (affiliate link): Too Good to Leave, Too Bad to Stay by Mira Kirshenbaum https://amzn.to/3VwrakgSupport the show
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Episode 16: “When Brian’s Away, Tara Gets Filthy”
Send us a textBrian may be away, but Tara is NOT holding back in this solo episode of Appropriately Inappropriate with Tara and Brian. Armed with her emotional support eggplant (yes, it’s a real thing) and a cardboard cutout of Brian’s head, she dives into listener questions, shares what life is like when her husband travels, and reads a hilariously filthy “dearest husband” letter straight out of the 1800s. Tara tackles the serious epidemic of Chronic Big D Back Pain (C.B.D.B.P), pitches her genius back-brace-slash-jockstrap invention, and explains why Brian’s subscription fee is “extremely high.” From thermostat antics to tips for keeping your sex life sizzling, this episode is equal parts heartfelt, raunchy, and laugh-out-loud funny.Support the show
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Episode 15: "Face Tattoos & No Denture Adventures"
Send us a textIn this episode of Appropriately Inappropriate with Tara and Brian, Tara and Brian dive headfirst into the hilarious chaos of eyebrow tattoos gone wrong, denture rumors, and the infamous “night of 10 times” that still has Brian blushing. From debating whether to pick jail or a coma, to imagining what they’d do with telekinesis (spoiler: Tara’s ideas aren’t exactly PG), nothing is off-limits. The two share their usual mix of dirty jokes, wholesome reactions, and playful bickering that keeps listeners laughing, cringing, and wondering how Brian survives Tara’s antics.Ejaguard Delay Spray (affiliate link): https://amzn.to/4phDYbTSupport the show
About Appropriately Inappropriate with Tara and Brian
Season 2 is out, and things are even more Appropriately Inappropriate.You know Tara and Brian from TikTok and Instagram (@tarablairball) as the hilarious couple where Tara shocks Brian with her dirty pick-up lines, and he blushes, stammers, and exclaims, "OMG, honey!" In Season 1, they brought their unfiltered antics to the mic...and now they’re back and bolder than ever. Expect even wilder stories, spicier convos, and plenty of new ways Tara manages to horrify sweet, wholesome Brian. From marriage misadventures to parenting fails to just plain ridiculous debates, nothing is off-limits. Come for the laughs, stay for the blushes.