CockTales: Dirty Discussions

• “You Will Go Back to Ugly”: Beauty, Boundaries, & Botox with Kelsey Taylor

  This week we’re joined by the gorgeous and hilarious Kelsey Taylor — nurse practitioner, beauty expert, and injector of all things smooth and snatched. We’re talking cheating (yes, emotional cheating counts), dating disasters, and the wild line between insecurity and self-care. Kelsey spills about a man who went full stalker mode, how she got into the beauty industry, and why you absolutely need a licensed pro before letting anyone touch your face. We’re getting into:The difference between Botox and filler (because no, they’re not the same!)Why maintenance is everything — in beauty and relationshipsVaginal health, weird sex stories, and when your man moves in... uninvitedAnd yes, we said it: men are a luxury, not a necessity 💅🏾This is one for the girls, the glam, and the group chat. Hit play and pour up!Links Mentioned:💻 Join the Drinks & Reads Book Club on Patreon📺 XO Man Podcast has launched! Watch episodes on @xoneoletv YouTube🎤 Listen anywhere you get your podcasts!🌵 Sedona Retreat Day Passes via Paradise & Vibe🫧 Visit soakingwet.com and use code COCKTALES for 10% off👥  Practice love every day with Paired, the #1 app for couples. Download the app at https://www.paired.com/COCKTALES🛒 Support the Show and Check Out Offers From Our Sponsors:🫧 Visit soakingwet.com and use code COCKTALES for 10% off👥  Practice love every day with Paired, the #1 app for couples. Download the app at https://www.paired.com/COCKTALES🎥 Watch the full episode on YouTube – trust, the facial expressions alone are worth it.CockTales Channel on YouTube📲 Follow Us: Instagram: @cocktalespodcast Instagram: @kikisaidso Instagram: @coffeebeandeanGuest: @theinkednp🛒 Support the Show For all promo codes and links for promotions in the episode as well as other current offers, follow this link: https://linktr.ee/cocktalesadsContact Us! Advice: [email protected]: [email protected] Sex: [email protected]: [email protected] Request/ General Inquiries [email protected] your Vesper2https://www.lovecrave.com/products/vesper2/?aop=cocktalesGet Your Merch & Order Your Card Game at www.imcurioustoknow.comGet Klassy Baste! Learn to Cook with Kiki www.klassybaste.comJoin Kiki's  Book Club: June Book of the Month "The Nothing Man" by Catherine Ryan Howard www.patreon.com/kikisaidsoTravel With Medinah! www.paradiseandvibe.comInterested in sponsoring? Contact [email protected] todayBecome a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/cocktales-dirty-discussions--2818687/support.

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• Ep. 449 "What If My Forever Love Missed the Exit?"

  This week’s episode of CockTales: Dirty Discussions is an emotional rollercoaster with equal parts healing and hilarious. Kiki opens up about her new project xoMan Podcast, launching June 17th, and how she landed not just the hosting gig—but a producer credit too. Medinah shares her recent deep dive into celibacy, her new purpose-driven journey, and what it’s like to feel truly lonely again. There’s real talk on forever love, how our grandparents' marriages shaped our ideals, and why modern dating has us asking, “Where did the real men go?” Oh—and of course, there’s a surprise golden shower story. Yes, you read that right. Whether you’re in your healed girl era or still making mistakes for the plot, this one’s for you. Topics Covered:Medinah’s celibacy update & unexpected lonelinessVolunteering with Meals on Wheels & giving backKiki’s XO Man Podcast announcement + favorite upcoming guestsReflections on forever love and generational relationshipsModern dating frustrations and “princess treatment” for men?!When your dress rips during an interview with David BannerTips for summer reading, affordable audiobook apps & library perksWeird Sex Story: A thunderclap headache and an unintentional golden showerCocktail of the Week:🍸 Thirst Trappin’2 oz lime juice1 oz grapefruit juice0.5 oz elderflower liqueur or triple secDash of agaveTajín rim + lime wheel garnishShake with ice, strain over fresh ice in a rocks glass.Links Mentioned:💻 Join the Drinks & Reads Book Club on Patreon📺 XO Man Podcast launches Tuesday on audio platforms and Wednesdays on the @xoneoletv YouTube🌵 Sedona Retreat Day Passes via Paradise & Vibe💉 LifeRx.md - Use code COCKTALES for $50 off🛒 Support the Show and Check Out Offers From Our Sponsors:LifeRX.MD - Start your health journey today with LifeRX and use code COCKTALES at checkout for $50 off.  LIFERX Use code COCKTALES- CLICK HERE🎥 Watch the full episode on YouTube – trust, the facial expressions alone are worth it.CockTales Channel on YouTube📲 Follow Us: Instagram: @cocktalespodcast Instagram: @kikisaidso Instagram: @coffeebeandean🛒 Support the Show For all promo codes and links for promotions in the episode as well as other current offers, follow this link: https://linktr.ee/cocktalesadsContact Us! Advice: [email protected]: [email protected] Sex: [email protected]: [email protected] Request/ General Inquiries [email protected] your Vesper2https://www.lovecrave.com/products/vesper2/?aop=cocktalesGet Your Merch & Order Your Card Game at www.imcurioustoknow.comGet Klassy Baste! Learn to Cook with Kiki www.klassybaste.comJoin Kiki's  Book Club: June Book of the Month "The Nothing Man" by Catherine Ryan Howard www.patreon.com/kikisaidsoTravel With Medinah! www.paradiseandvibe.comInterested in sponsoring? Contact [email protected] todayBecome a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/cocktales-dirty-discussions--2818687/support.

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• EP. 448 "Soft Launches and Hard Lessons"

  No guest this week, but we dive into birthday betrayals, petty payback, chaotic wax appointments, and why door-opening debates should never happen at the gym. Plus, we’re picking soft launch over sneaky link and maybe, just maybe, planning a little revenge brunch.🛒 Support the Show and Check Out Offers From Our Sponsors:If you’re 21+, try VIIA! For 15% off AND a free gift with your first order head to viia.co/COCKTALES and use code COCKTALES! #viiaparter Visit soakingwet.com and use code COCKTALES  for 10% off🎥 Watch the full episode on YouTube – trust, the facial expressions alone are worth it.CockTales Channel on YouTubeLink to Watch this Episode on YouTube📲 Follow Us: Instagram: @cocktalespodcast Instagram: @kikisaidso Instagram: @coffeebeandean🛒 Support the Show For all promo codes and links for promotions in the episode as well as other current offers, follow this link: https://linktr.ee/cocktalesadsContact Us! Advice: [email protected]: [email protected] Sex: [email protected]: [email protected] Request/ General Inquiries [email protected] your Vesper2https://www.lovecrave.com/products/vesper2/?aop=cocktalesGet Your Merch & Order Your Card Game at www.imcurioustoknow.comGet Klassy Baste! Learn to Cook with Kiki www.klassybaste.comJoin Kiki's  Book Club: June Book of the Month "The Nothing Man" by Catherine Ryan Howard www.patreon.com/kikisaidsoTravel With Medinah! www.paradiseandvibe.comInterested in sponsoring? Contact [email protected] todayBecome a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/cocktales-dirty-discussions--2818687/support.

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• Braids, Backshots, and Tender-Headed Heaux | Kiki Said So & Medinah Monroe Talk Young Love, Black Hair Woes, Wild Dates & Hookups

  (00:00:00) Teaser (00:01:42) Cocktail of the Week- Heaux On the Rocks (00:02:45) Black Hair Woes & Braids (00:16:58) Brooklyn Bedding Code Cocktales (00:19:55) Family & Anxiousness (00:39:20) Vibe Fest in Sedona Aug 24-27 (00:40:33) Join Kiki's Book Club- June "The Nothing Man" (00:42:30) Weird Sex Segment- Sex Myths We Used To Believe (00:52:08) Main Discussion- Young Love (01:08:06) Indecisive Diane (01:08:55) Advice Segment (01:14:59) CockTales Segment We’re back! And this week’s episode of CockTales: Dirty Discussions has range, okay? From backshots and braids to funerals and family group pics, we cover it all. Kiki talks about heading to Louisiana a few hours after recording for her grandfather’s funeral and gives an update on the emotional rollercoaster that came with it (yes, grandma got her group photo and yes, it’s on YouTube). Meanwhile, Medinah just took her braids out in the most luxurious way and is deep in her "enjoy and romanticize every moment" era.  We’re talking young love, grown crushes, being a tender-headed Black girl just trying to function, and the ridiculous things we believed about sex back in the day. There’s also a new cocktail recipe (Heaux on the Rocks), a ridiculous listener confession, and of course, a little indecisive date suggestions from Diane.🎥 Watch the full episode on YouTube – trust, the facial expressions alone are worth it.CockTales Channel on YouTubeLink to Watch this Episode on YouTube🛒 Support the Show and Check Out Offers From Our Sponsors:Go to BrooklynBedding.com and use our promo code COCKTALES at checkout to get30% off sitewide - We all deserve a good night's rest!📲 Follow Us: Instagram: @cocktalespodcast Instagram: @kikisaidso Instagram: @coffeebeandean🛒 Support the Show For all promo codes and links for promotions in the episode as well as other current offers, follow this link: https://linktr.ee/cocktalesadsContact Us! Advice: [email protected]: [email protected] Sex: [email protected]: [email protected] Request/ General Inquiries [email protected] your Vesper2https://www.lovecrave.com/products/vesper2/?aop=cocktalesGet Your Merch & Order Your Card Game at www.imcurioustoknow.comGet Klassy Baste! Learn to Cook with Kiki www.klassybaste.comJoin Kiki's  Book Club: June Book of the Month "The Nothing Man" by Catherine Ryan Howard www.patreon.com/kikisaidsoTravel With Medinah! www.paradiseandvibe.comInterested in sponsoring? Contact [email protected] todayBecome a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/cocktales-dirty-discussions--2818687/support.

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• Ep. 446 All We Got is Bereavement Catfish and Tree Hugs

  This week on CockTales: Dirty Discussions, we’re grieving, horny, and apparently being touched by trees. Kiki and Medinah catch up on soft launches, Sedona plans, vibrator injuries, and the men sliding into DMs after baptism. Plus, they break down a listener letter involving baby mama drama and what desperation doesn’t look like at 30. 🛒 Sponsors:Get 10% off your order with code COCKTALES here: soakingwet.comLifeRX- Visit LifeRX.md and use code COCKTALES for a special discount on your health journey📲 Follow Us: Instagram: @cocktalespodcast Instagram: @kikisaidso Instagram: @coffeebeandeanFor all promo codes and links for promotions in the episode, follow this link: https://linktr.ee/cocktalesadsContact Us! Advice: [email protected]: [email protected] Sex: [email protected] Show Sponsorship: [email protected] Request/ General Inquiries [email protected] your Vesper2https://www.lovecrave.com/products/vesper2/?aop=cocktalesGet Your Merch & Order Your Card GamePurchase Merch And Card Game at www.imcurioustoknow.comGet Klassy Baste! Learn to Cook with Kiki www.klassybaste.comJoin Kiki's  Book Club: May Book of the Month "Colliding With Fate" by A.E. Valdez www.patreon.com/kikisaidsoTravel With Medinah! www.paradiseandvibe.comPurchase Medinah's Coffee Mug! www.medinahmonroe.comInterested in sponsoring? Contact [email protected] today!Topics:Cocktail of the Week: “The Soft Launch”Soft launching vs hard launching relationshipsMedinah’s plans for the Sedona retreat & Issa Rae interviewGetting styled like “Hot Girl Martha Stewart”A vibrator story gone wrongCan a tree spiritually touch you… or was that the wind?Baby mama chaos and what “for better or worse” really meansDealing with DMs post-baptism and setting spiritual boundariesWhy being single over 30 isn’t desperation — it’s discernmentKids with silver teeth, gentle parenting, and who’s gonna take care of us when we’re oldBecome a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/cocktales-dirty-discussions--2818687/support.

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