This week, Maddie and Carly kick things off with 2000s throwbacks, like the cringe Facebook statuses, emo bands, signature on our text messages, and what we’d to go back to high school and *learn*. Maddie then talks about first impressions of Normal People, while Carly mourns Normal People and the Packers loss in playoffs.
Then, we dive into your hilariously mortifying and chaotic accidental text stories. From asking Dad to pick up lube at the grocery store, to confessing you pooped in the tub (to your boss), to texting your supervisor how cute they are, and CarPlay reading out loud your bratty text about the car passengers… in the car.
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1:01:30
AM I THE PROBLEM?
This week, we’re catching up on Carly’s dating extravaganza and Maddie’s latest urge to redecorate. We also chat about what to wear in saunas and steam rooms, Maddie’s progress on her New Year’s resolution to read more, and our thoughts on Netflix’s No Good Deed.
Later, we dive into your “Am I the Problem?” submissions: kicking kids out of plane seats, calling out your bff for flirting with your husband, and cutting off a spouse from the bank account for her DoorDash habit. Are you the problem?
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1:13:29
2025 HOT TAKES
Happy 2025! We’re starting the year with a fun episode talking all about our 2025 hot takes and predictions. We start with our New Year's resolutions—even if you're not a goal-setter like Carly. We also share about our time at home for the holidays.
Then we dive into a round of rapid-fire for 2025 predictions along with our listeners hot takes including the Blake Lively & Justin Baldoni drama, men’s skincare routines, the Tesla design, and many more. Tune in for some tea as we kick off the new year!
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1:07:53
HOW I KNOW GOD IS REAL
Merry Christmas!!! 🎄 This week, we’re sharing all the highlights from our Vail trip—espresso martinis, new friends, après-ski vibes, and a run-in with ‘the Stallion.’ Maddie walks us through her updated skincare routine, and we’re both so excited to be fully back in our reading era.
We also chat about No Good Deed, Netflix’s new dark comedy that’s definitely worth a watch.
Later, we share our own stories about how we know God is real and dive into your incredible submissions about miraculous pregnancies, moments of divine intervention, the unmistakable power of prayer, the signs and peace God sends when we ask.
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51:57
I FEAR I HAVE THE ICK
In this episode, we talk about all things Luigi Mangione, the confusing developments of Hannah Kobayashi, as well as unfortunate updates on Carly’s most recent dates and our upcoming girly trip to Vail!
Then, we dive into your world of icks — from men falling down, cuddling with their moms, foot fetishes, playing with their cats, licking their drink while making eye contact, to pulling us down with them at the ice skating rink.
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