I turned 24 this week and NO Gemini slander will be tolerated here! More importantly, my hidden talent is impressions from the cinematic masterpieces that were Barbie movies circa 2004. Rapunzel, Swan Lake, Princess and the Pauper??? GOATED. Someone hire me to be a voice actor pls.
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23:21
Odyssey of the Mind
In case you couldn't tell, my life peaked in 2013 when I won the NY State Odyssey of the Mind championship dressed as a fish made of dryer sheets. As it should have.
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24:52
Tea Time & Grant's Tomb
Who's buried in Grant's Tomb? NO ONE YOU IDIOT! My weekend consisted of two things: assorted savory finger sandwiches and Union General Ulysses S. Grant. Enjoy.
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24:47
New York Aquarium
Ya'll sorry about this poopy audio once again... technology and I are enemies. BUT please join me as I recount my harrowing week of art, sex, and marine mammals! Like and share this podcast if you agree that children should be banned from aquariums.
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28:02
I Want a Miss Piggy Tattoo
Am I a man... or am I a muppet? In light of a certain a-hole defunding PBS, let's take a little walk down memory lane and reminisce about the wonderful world of Jim Henson and if Fraggle Rock was just a fever dream I had.
HEY TEAM! The Pesto Pod stars Julia Leahy, TikTok’s very own @morepestoplease, a washed-up theatre kid and reformed swamp girl. Each week, we'll be yapping about the whackassery of life as of late, as well as going a tangent or two about a historical disaster or a marine mammal or a man in a Carhartt vest. Hold on to your cheeks, Mary Anne, because you're about to be hit with a resplendent vocabulary and a healthy dose of F-bombs.
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