Le Batard & Friends - Mystery Crate

Who would YOU choose as your athlete best friend?This week on Mystery Crate, the crew holds the ultimate Athlete Best Friend Draft. The rules are simple: pick professional athletes you'd actually want in your friend group. No fantasy teams, no championships, just vibes.From Caitlin Clark and Tom Brady to Shaq, Tiger Woods, Dwyane Wade, Charles Barkley, Sophie Cunningham, Jameis Winston, and more, everyone builds their dream squad and then debates whose crew would be the most fun to hang out with.Plus:• The World Cup is almost here• Jessica's latest New York celebrity sighting• Parenting debates, iPads at restaurants, and lost Flanigan's tokens• Movie recommendations and more Mystery Crate chaosDrop your own Athlete Best Friend Draft in the comments and let us know who won.
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Tony refuses to leave bad reviews online... but after this restaurant experience, he may have changed his mind.

From surprise fees and automatic gratuity to one-star reviews and food debates, this episode goes completely off the rails.

Featuring:

Restaurant horror stories

Viral AI music

Movie recommendations

Calendar debates

Sushi hot takes

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The Mystery Crate crew digs up old high school photos… and immediately regrets it.

In this episode:

Everyone gets roasted over their teenage years

Jess survives a giant flying cockroach encounter

A surprisingly heated sushi debate

Wedding etiquette arguments

Rose explains Off Campus in a way only Rose can

Knicks, Heat memories, and Old Ass Story Time

Some people looked exactly the same. Others… not so much.
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Tony is moving into his new house and desperately needs help… but nobody on Mystery Crate wants to lift a single box. Then Rose casually admits she once dumped an entire couch at a construction site and LEFT IT THERE.

This episode spirals into:

Illegal couch littering confessions

The worst moving experiences ever

Pandemic flashbacks

Drunk deer roaming France

Trash chute chaos

Dog disasters

Celebrity sightings in New York

Bowling debates

Old ass hockey stories with Roy

Also featuring: Mark Messier’s legendary 1994 guarantee, HOA nightmares, and why nobody should ever help friends move after age 30.Subscribe for more Mystery Crate chaos.
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On today’s episode of Mystery Crate, we somehow went from discussing Matthew McConaughey’s disgusting tuna recipe… to debating the greatest fictional houses ever… to fully tier-ranking LETTERS of the alphabet.

Yes. Actual letters.

Along the way:

Chris Cote reveals a truly disturbing shower habit

The crew debates whether “C” should even EXIST

Rose passionately defends the letter “R”

Q becomes the most controversial letter in the alphabet

We discuss the best TV/movie homes of all time

And somehow tuna, weddings, Spotify, Scooby-Doo, and crab cakes all make appearances

This episode spirals immediately and never recovers.Featuring: Chris Cote, Jessica Smetana, Roy, Rose, Zaslow, Tony, Amin, and Dameshek
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