Dam Internet, You Scary!

• 332: These Stories Should Be ILLEGAL 😭 | WeezyWTF & Akeem Woods Join DIYS

  Miracle Made - Upgrade your sleep with Miracle Made! Go to https://trymiracle.com/DIYS and use the code DIYS to claim your FREE 3 PIECE TOWEL SET and SAVE over 40% OFF. IndaCloud - If you’re 21 or older, get 25% OFF your first order + free shipping @IndaCloud with code [DIYS] at https://inda.shop/DIYS #indacloudpod Factor - Eat smart at https://www.FactorMeals.com/diys50off and use code diys50off to get 50% off your first box, plus Free Breakfast for 1 Year. Today’s episode of Damn Internet, You Scary! gets absolutely UNHINGED. WeezyWTF (Decisions Decisions and WTF Media) and comedian Akeem Woods pull up with some of the wildest stories we’ve ever heard — from U-Haul threesomes to fake pregnancies to escape work, micro-penis escapes, getting robbed DURING sex, gay hookup apps, down-low drama, invoice scams, and why straight men are “too easy.” Plus we break down the guy who scammed Google & Facebook out of $122 million, billionaire ethics, Teslas, braces, and parenting Black kids in 2024. This episode is pure chaos. You’ve been warned. 🔥 TODAY’S GUESTS Weezy WTF • IG: @WeezyWTF Akeem Woods • IG: @AkeemWoods • Tour Dates: AkeemWoods.com ⏱ CHAPTERS 00:00 – Intro & Guest Introductions 01:28 – Icebreakers & The Funniest Lies Ever Told 05:08 – Weezy’s Fake Pregnancy to Skip Work 06:46 – Akeem’s Micro-Penis Escape Story 10:33 – What “Top” Really Means (Gay Terminology 101) 11:10 – The U-Haul Threesome Story 14:30 – Period Sex Prep, Braces & Oral Sex Disasters 19:48 – Getting Braces Removed Just to Suck D*** 22:12 – Teaching, Sexting Moms & Wild Parent Stories 27:12 – Dick Is Easy to Get? The Ease of Straight Men 31:14 – Weezy’s Story of Getting Robbed DURING Sex 36:55 – Down-Low Men & Post-Nut Clarity Fights 41:44 – Google & Facebook Scammed for $122 Million 47:11 – Weezy’s Employee Who Tried to Scam Her 53:35 – Are Billionaires Automatically Bad People? 1:05:05 – Raising Black Kids & The Reality of Work 1:08:27 – Final Topics + Guest Plugs Join our Patreon now!!  https://www.patreon.com/DamInternetYouScary 👍 LIKE the video — it helps us more than you know 🔔 SUBSCRIBE for weekly crazy stories 💬 COMMENT the wildest lie YOU ever told 🎧 LISTEN to the DIYS podcast everywhere podcasts stream 📸 FOLLOW us on IG @DamInternetYouScary

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• 331: Why Is Everyone Dying at Disney World?!

  💎 Sponsors GLD — New customers get 50% Off with code DIYS at https://www.GLD.com make sure to tell them DIYS sent you! BlueChew — First month FREE  ➡️ https://www.bluechew.com PROMO CODE: DIYS BetterHelp — Get 10% off your first month ➡️ https://www.betterhelp.com/diys Cash App — Download Cash App Today: https://capl.onelink.me/vFut/crftch8p #CashAppPod Cash App is a financial services platform, not a bank. Banking services provided by Cash App’s bank partner(s). Prepaid debit cards issued by Sutton Bank, Member FDIC. See terms and conditions at cash.app/legal/us/en-us/card-agreement. Promotions provided by Cash App, a Block, Inc. brand. Visit cash.app/legal/podcast for full disclosures. Welcome back to another chaotic episode of Dam Internet, You Scary! We talk about the Batman husband who got divorced for thinking he’s Bruce Wayne, the “All Coochies Matter” airline guy, FIVE recent Disney World deaths, Lake Lanier ghosts, The Bunny Man ax legend, gaming assassins, and why grown adults still hide sugar from roaches. 🔥 Connect With the Crew Tahir Moore @tahirmoore Patrick Cloud @patrickcloudchannel Guests: Tyler Chronicles @TylerChronicles @Perfect10Guys Jasmyn Carter @_Jasmyn Nick Banks @MrBankshot Mel Mithcell @ItsMelMitch ✔️ LIKE the video ✔️ COMMENT your favorite wild moment ✔️ SUBSCRIBE so you never miss an episode ✔️ TURN ON notifications ✔️ SHARE this episode with a friend who loves chaotic comedy 0:00 | Cold Open Chaos 0:20 | Restarting the Intro… Again 0:54 | Official DIYS Intro + Guest Roll Call 1:19 | Roast Session + Energy Check 1:37 | Bidets & Booty Cleaning Methods Debate 3:04 | “Are You One of These?!” — The Pose Conversation 4:06 | The Captain Morgan Booty Talk 5:18 | The Mechanic Table Position 😭 6:05 | “Women Are Nasty Too” Debate 7:12 | Dorm Horror Stories 8:17 | Ice Breakers That Weren’t Needed 9:14 | Topic #1 — The Batman Husband Divorce Story 10:20 | Is Batman an Identity? 11:02 | When Superheroes Are a Red Flag 12:24 | Fake Crime Fighting & Cosplay Delusion 16:33 | The Justin Bieber / Beaver Moment 😂 17:34 | “Nigga Bird” & The Broke Superhero Rant 18:57 | Topic #2 — The All Coochies Matter Frontier Airline Story 20:11 | Airline Rules + “Dress Better for Flights” Debate 22:10 | Standing vs Sitting Airplane Seats 23:12 | Tony Hawk, X-Games & Nostalgia 23:52 | Twitch Chat Ignoring Accusations 26:49 | The Secret Porn Twitter Handles 😭 34:20 | Topic #3 — 5 Deaths at Disney World in One Month 37:02 | Disney Park History, Club 33 & Hidden Tunnels 39:05 | Theme Park Heat, Thrills & Universal vs Disney 41:45 | Topic #4 — Father Hires Gamers to Kill Son’s Characters 42:17 | Kid Game Addiction & Consequences 44:47 | Topic #5 — Traditions from Childhood 45:47 | Roach Trauma & Sugar in the Fridge Stories 47:12 | Critters, Frogs, Roaches & Florida Life 52:57 | Topic #6 — Sweden Ran Out of Trash?! 55:30 | Why Trash Smells the Way It Does 57:11 | Pixar Movie “Periods Are Scary?” Debate 58:25 | Topic #7 — Bunny Man Urban Legend (Virginia) 1:04:17 | Lake Lanier: The Lady in Blue Story 1:07:57 | Closing: Guest Promos + Tour Dates 1:11:11 | Sign-Off Join our Patreon now!!  https://www.patreon.com/DamInternetYouScary

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• 330: Weird Family Recipes & Childhood Weapons We Survived | DIYS

  PrizePicks – Visit https://prizepicks.onelink.me/LME0/DIYS and use code DIYS and get $50 in lineups when you play your first $5 lineup! IndaCloud – If you’re 21 or older, get 40% OFF your first order + free shipping @IndaCloud with code [DIYS] at https://inda.shop/[DIYS]! #indacloudpod Miracle Made – Upgrade your sleep with Miracle Made! Go to https://trymiracle.com/DIYS and use the code DIYS to claim your FREE 3 PIECE TOWEL SET and SAVE over 40% OFF This Thanksgiving episode of Dam Internet, You Scary! is pure chaos—from unserious conspiracy theories to Pat’s crazy Japan trip, a kid calling a woman “Miss Piggy” on a plane, insane Butterball hotline calls, lost underwater cities, family recipes, Bigfoot, and Tyler’s new show announcement. 👍 Like if you laughed. 💬 Comment your favorite ridiculous conspiracy theory. 🔔 Subscribe for weekly DIYS chaos. 🎧 Listen on Apple & Spotify Join our Patreon now!! https://www.patreon.com/DamInternetYouScary Tahir Moore –  @tahirmoore Patrick Cloud – @PatrickCloudChannel Corey Bell –  @CorreyBell Tyler Chronicles –  @Tylerchronicles  @Perfect10Guys Hippie -  @HippieGoals   0:00 | Quarter-Zip Chaos & YN Behavior Shift 0:21 | Nike Techs Are Out, Quarter-Zips Are In 1:04 | Matcha, Baggy Pants & Culture Shift 2:07 | Nike Tech Debate + Classics 2:28 | Welcome to DIYS – Thanksgiving Episode 2:51 | Introducing Corey Bell & Tyler Chronicles 4:45 | Flat-Auntie Club Explained 5:30 | How Hands Reveal Age 6:13 | Tyler’s Mic Troubles 7:06 | Block Shooting + Tyler’s New Show Announcement 8:20 | Icebreakers Begin 8:38 | Pat’s Japan Trip Recap 10:53 | Building a Custom Game Boy in Japan 12:00 | Japan Drink Prices & Adventures 13:16 | First Icebreaker: Unserious Conspiracy Theories 14:22 | Sprite, Grape Soda & Sickle Cell?? 17:15 | Lost Cities Underwater: Theories Get Wild 19:10 | Venice & Florida Sinking 20:24 | Bigfoot, Aliens & Earth as a Zoo 23:11 | Pigeons = Hood Animals?! 25:10 | Unexpected Celebrity Crushes 26:29 | Martha Stewart in Her Era 28:17 | Judge Judy Thirst Is Wild 30:12 | Little People Hands Debate 31:02 | Hilary Duff Discussion 32:57 | Jimmy Kimmel Crush 33:58 | PrizePicks Ad Segment 36:05 | Football Picks by Uniform Color 37:57 | Butterball Hotline Insane Calls 39:07 | Chihuahua in the Turkey?! 40:15 | Black Thanksgiving vs White Thanksgiving Differences 41:12 | Do We Lose Family Traditions? 42:13 | Family Recipes We Miss 44:10 | Bread Pudding, Rice Pudding, Peas & Chicken 45:14 | Tahir Never Ate Seafood Until 29 47:19 | Why Black Prom = Red Lobster 49:17 | “Miss Piggy” Kid Gets Woman Arrested on Flight 51:25 | In The Cloud Ad Read 53:40 | Corey Bell Returns 55:06 | $1.5M House Built on The WRONG Lot! 56:49 | The Louvre Password Was… “LOUVRE”? 1:00:01 | Sneaking Into Events 101 1:03:12 | Miracle Made Sheets Ad Segment 1:07:08 | Hygienically vs Hygienic Debate 1:09:00 | Final Plugs & Tour Announcements

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• 329: She Saw Dragons?!

  📢 SPONSORS BlueChew Get your first month FREE — just pay $5 shipping. Use code DIYS at checkout. https://www.bluechew.com BetterHelp 10% off your first month of therapy at https://www.BetterHelp.com/DIYS Kikoff (Credit Builder) ● Build credit fast and get your first month for just a dollar at getkikoff.com/DIYS today. Thanks to Kikoff for sponsoring us! Live Better Longer with BUBS Naturals. For A limited time get 20% Off your entire order with code [DIYS] at https://www.Bubsnaturals.com On this episode of Dam Internet, You Scary! Pat just got back from Japan, a diver risked death for the deepest descent in history, a U.S. Army doctor RETURNS AN ARM 50 years later, and somehow we ended up talking about dragon-faces, nuclear subs, and the Book of Secrets presidents hide from us. Buckle up. 🔥 TODAY’S STORIES Japan’s “no eating while walking” rule Deepest dive ever & why ascent takes 13 hours Sunfish: the dumbest survivor in the ocean Actor who was secretly a real Triad boss The doctor who kept someone’s ARM Woman with rare disorder who sees everyone as dragons U.S. nuclear subs lost under the ocean Why humans keep risking their lives for stunts Presidents, racism, religion & chaos Survival meal after 21 days alone And of course — the wildest DIYS tangents 👉 Subscribe — We’re dropping new DIYS episodes weekly 👉 Comment your favorite story from today 👉 Share the show with a friend who needs a laugh 👉 Join the Scary Squad by hitting that notification bell Join our Patreon now!!  https://www.patreon.com/DamInternetYouScary 00:00 — Ambrosia Salad & Japan Trip Warm-Up 00:24 — No Eating While Walking in Japan?! Culture Shock 02:19 — Airport Sandwich Horror Story 03:37 — One Word Challenge: “Sorry” vs “Nigga” 08:17 — What Food Describes Your Personality? 12:00 — Porn Search Filters Get TOO Specific 15:16 — BlueChew Ad Read + Chaos 17:15 — Deepest Dive Ever (Death, Pressure & Why It’s Terrifying) 20:09 — The Useless Sunfish (Nature’s Dumbest Survivor) 22:09 — Why Humans Keep Doing Dangerous Stuff 24:44 — Survival Show: First Meal After 21 Days 26:44 — Actor Turned Real-Life Triad Boss?! 34:24 — The Arm Returned 50 Years Later (Insane Story) 40:00 — War Trauma, Therapy & Mental Health (BetterHelp) 46:17 — BetterHelp Ad Read 50:01 — Woman Sees Everyone as Dragons?! Rare Brain Disorder 52:44 — Do Dragons Actually Exist? 54:22 — Race, Nationality & Travel Realities 56:49 — Kickoff Credit Builder Ad Read 01:00:22 — Titanic Mission Was a Cover-Up?! Lost Nuclear Subs 01:03:45 — Nuclear Submarines Are Scarier Than You Think 01:05:36 — Obama, Presidents & The Book of Secrets 01:07:36 — Show Wrap-Up + Pat & Tahir Announcements

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• 328: Knighted Penguins, Sleep Disorders & IG Ruining Everything | DIYS with Jay Washington

  🍽️ FACTOR Get 50% off + FREE breakfast for a year! Go to https://factormeals.com/DIYS50off and use code DIYs50off 💨 INDACLOUD If you’re 21 or older, get 40% OFF your first order + free shipping @IndaCloud with code [DIYS] at https://inda.shop/DIYS #indacloudpod 💎 GLD New customers get 50% Off AND a FREE chain with code DIYS at https://www.GLD.com 💳 CASH APP New customers earn $10 with code SECURE10 when sending $5 to a friend. Terms apply. Download Cash App Today:  https://capl.onelink.me/vFut/crftch8p #CashAppPod. Cash App is a financial services platform, not a bank. Banking services provided by Cash App’s bank partner(s). Prepaid debit cards issued by Sutton Bank, Member FDIC. See terms and conditions at https://cash.app/legal/us/en-us/card-agreement. Discounts and promotions provided by Cash App, a Block, Inc. brand. Visit http://cash.app/legal/podcast for full disclosures. This week on Dam Internet, You Scary!, Tahir is joined by comedian, actor, writer, and content creator  ⁨@MrJayWashington⁩  this episode… man. It starts wild and somehow gets wilder. We cover everything from Instagram ruining society, Pizza Hut nostalgia, knighted penguins, dolphins with boundary issues, a man who sleeps 300 days a year, a nurse who “lightened his workload” the worst way possible, porn logic, relationship hypotheticals, and the most unhinged analogies you’ll hear all week. Join our Patreon now!!  https://www.patreon.com/DamInternetYouScary 0:00 – Welcome Back + Immediate Chaos 0:51 – Freeballing & Bathroom Podcasting 4:27 – Career Blessings & Christmas Movie 5:05 – Christmas Porn Joke Derailment 6:01 – “Stop One Invention?” → Instagram 8:25 – Food Reviewers & Shucking/Jiving Talk 9:04 – Terry Crews / Fitness Joke 10:33 – Black vs White Porn Titles 10:56 – MAS*H “Spear Chucker Jones” Discovery 12:04 – FACTOR Ad Read 15:20 – Bruce/Caitlyn Transition Joke 16:34 – Instagram’s Evolution to Insanity 18:23 – Twerking Distractions & Discipline 19:27 – Twitter Porn Algorithms 20:35 – Pizza Hut Nostalgia 23:13 – Beaded Curtain Video Store Era 24:05 – Porn Names & Credit Roll Joke 25:26 – Storyline Porn Rant 25:47 – POV Porn… with a Condom 26:16 – “Realistic Porn” Requirements 28:29 – Meta Glasses VR Porn Debate 30:23 – Knighted Penguin Story 31:52 – Brigadier Penguin Explained 32:22 – Dolphins Are Menaces 33:13 – Dolphin Brain Visual 34:01 – Woman in Love with Dolphin Story 35:21 – Woman Who Married a Ferris Wheel 36:29 – IN THE CLOUD Ad Read 39:57 – God Talking at 3AM 40:57 – Negotiating With Noah for Ark Admission 42:22 – Hollywood: Talent vs Value 43:43 – Sugar Baby Logic 45:09 – Sugar Mama Age Limit (83) 46:13 – Slavery Draft Pick Bit 47:18 – German Nurse Who Killed 10 Patients 50:10 – “Lightening the Workload” Breakdown 51:12 – Nursing Home Bed Turnover Reality 53:22 – Uncle Remus vs Harold’s (Chicago Debate) 54:08 – GLD Ad Read 58:42 – Jesus, Mary, Joseph & Theories 1:00:02 – Did Joseph Smash? + Jesus’ Brother James 1:01:18 – Superhead vs Mary Magdalene 1:03:09 – Trailer Park Fight League 1:04:13 – Man Who Sleeps 300 Days a Year 1:05:35 – Could You Care for Someone Like That? 1:06:19 – Partner With No Limbs Hypothetical 1:07:09 – Airline Carry-On Problem 1:08:18 – Box, Packing Peanuts, iPad Playlist 1:09:36 – Playlist for Limbless Bae 1:10:29 – CASH APP Ad Read 1:11:45 – AI Version of Tahir 1:12:20 – Losing Voice & Voice Filters 1:13:14 – Bigfoot Joke + Kids Don’t Watch Dad 1:14:15 – Reverse Cowgirl… Solo Edition 1:15:19 – Dry Jacking vs Lotion Debate 1:16:11 – Jacking Off Using Imagination?! 1:17:05 – Porn Volume vs Neighbors 1:18:32 – Interracial Line Joke 1:18:52 – Hippie’s Editing Hell 1:19:17 – Jay’s Outro + Links

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