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- In this episode of SubwayTakes Uncut, Tom Hiddleston (Avengers: Doomsday, Loki, The Night Manager, Tenzing, and SO MUCH MORE) sits down with Kareem Rahma and breaks down his hottest takes on flip flops, happiness vs. meaning, and penalty shootouts in football/soccer!
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Tom also talks about:
- His foot rating on wikiFeet
- There are too many street signs
- And a song by Patsy Cline that actually is not by Patsy Cline
0:00 Intro
1:24 Tom Hiddleston joins the train
2:20 Take #1 Flip flops in cities are unacceptable
4:03 Is Tom on wikiFeet?
5:31 Kareem exposes his toes on the subway
8:01 Take #2 Happiness is overrated. Meaning is underrated.
12:40 Kareem and Tom don't understand each other's references
13:18 Take #3 There are too many street signs
16:28 Take #4 We are running out of time
19:23 Take #5 Stuttered run ups in penalty shootouts are a disaster.
21:45 Takes on Takes
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices - In this episode of SubwayTakes Uncut, Matthew McConaughey (Brothers, Interstellar, The Rivals of Amziah King, The Lost Bus, Dallas Buyers Club, Magic Mike, Mud, and his books Greenlights and Poems & Prayers) sits down with Kareem Rahma and breaks down his hottest takes on tipping, taking a dump, and staying young!Matthew also talks about:- His first words ever spoken on film- The need for more embarrassment- And taking insults as compliments
0:00 Intro
1:29 Matthew McConaughey joins the train
1:48 "Alright alright alright" were the first words Matthew McConaughey ever said on film
2:40 A subway rider takes 1 million selfies with Matthew and Kareem
3:05 Take #1 If the tip is included, doesn't the service suffer?
6:32 Take #2 The most underrated part of a good day is droppin' a good deuce in the AM
9:35 Take #3 One of the great secrets of staying young is believing you can do things that proof says otherwise
12:20 Start taking insults as compliments
14:21 A discussion about the assets of vanity
15:31 Take #4 What is this obsession that people have with memory?
18:18 Take #5 Starting a sentence with "honestly"...what the hell is that?
20:33 Bonus Take #1 Sports broadcasters are really getting liberal with their use of adding on -ability to the end of words
21:30 Bonus Take #2 The difference between a beer drunk and a hard liquor drunk is with a beer drunk you can anticipate trouble coming
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices - In this episode of SubwayTakes Uncut, Conan O'Brien (Late Night with Conan O'Brien, Conan, Conan O'Brien Must Go, Conan O'Brien Needs a Friend) sits down with Kareem Rahma and breaks down his hottest takes on student loans, plastic surgery, and where you should be allowed to talk about your diet!
Conan also talks about:
His decades of experience in late-night TV
Common misconceptions about his height
Kareem's fashion choices
How to do an Irish jig
0:00 Intro
1:50 Conan O'Brien joins the train
3:45 A conversation about Conan's testicles
4:41 Take #1 All statues should be made out of soap
7:22 Take #2 All celebrity interviews should be done the old fashioned way
11:45 Kareem and Conan do an Irish jig on the subway
14:00 Another TV show is being shot on the subway
17:03 Take #3 I believe in universal student loan forgiveness except for film majors
18:57 Take #4 We should have a separate area for people who want to talk about their diets
20:46 Take #5 I think plastic surgery should be mandatory
23:50 Takes on Takes
26:10 Conan sees his ex-wife on the subway
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices - In this episode of SubwayTakes Uncut, Ben Affleck (Netflix's Animals, The Rip, Gone Girl, Good Will Hunting, The Town, Argo, The Accountant 1 & 2, Daredevil, Pearl Harbor, need we go on listing his iconic film career?) sits down with Kareem Rahma and breaks down his hottest takes on promoting movies, getting bad photographs taken of you, and sad vs. tragic events!Ben also talks about:- Being Kareem's dream guest- Constantly being called Matt Damon- Being boring- And loving Austin Butler
0:00 Intro0:30 Ben Affleck is in TOO MANY good movies0:54 Ben Affleck is Kareem's dream guest2:41 Ben Affleck joins the train3:04 Take #1 Promoting a movie by doing interviews actually makes it harder for people to like your movie3:54 Ben doesn't think he is illusive4:34 "Love your movies, Ben!"5:20 Ben gets called Matt Damon all the time6:29 Ben thinks he is mostly boring7:04 Ben and Kareem have iPhone faces7:40 Austin Butler praise8:15 Take #2 You should never be photographed eating or smoking9:12 The gum doesn't work...but nicotine pouches do9:30 A subway rider gives Kareem and Ben a Zyn10:25 Kareem is only going to smoke for one year10:52 Why do Ben's pictures overshadow his work? He do be spilling a lot though...12:15 Why Ben Affleck is Kareem's dream guest13:10 Mitch met Ben Affleck today13:22 Ben is the beleaguered man and he is an inspiration to all men14:45 When Kareem started understanding Ben Affleck16:05 Kareem makes Ben Affleck feel known for the first time16:55 Ben's new movie Animals is about performative self17:31 Take #3 Something can be very sad, but not tragic18:27 It's okay to be performative19:20 Young people need to read Sex for Dummies20:25 "So What's Your Take?"21:03 Takes on Takes
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices - In this episode of SubwayTakes Uncut, Javier Bardem (Dune: Part 3, Cape Fear, No Country for Old Men, Skyfall, and a ton more incredible movies) sits down with Kareem Rahma and breaks down his hottest takes on hard rock & metal music, climate change, and being a real man!Javier also talks about:
- Being introduced to AC/DC by his brother at age 10- The secret to parenting and marriage- And sucking in your gut
0:00 Intro0:28 Javier Bardem was the dad in The Little Mermaid and is married to Penélope Cruz0:45 Javier might be the hottest man alive1:26 Javier Bardem joins the train1:30 A subway dancer joins the show2:34 Take #1 Hard Rock & Metal music is the best genre of music of them all, with the best fans and the best audience3:45 Javier's brother introduced him to Highway to Hell by AC/DC5:30 AC/DC might be the greatest rock band of all time5:35 How do you like to listen to music?6:45 We don't make mixtapes for people anymore7:47 Take #2 Climate change is not a future problem, it's happening as we are talking8:43 Climate change is not a political issue9:57 Why rich people are obsessed with going to outer space10:40 Is that what aliens sound like?11:55 Take #3 being constantly connected is far from being present13:40 Do you ever suck in a little bit?15:33 Parental advice from Javier Bardem17:15 Javier's secret to a long marriage17:45 Take #4 A real man is the one who treats women with the respect and care they deserve18:37 A real man takes care of his mom until the day she dies19:27 Men could not handle pregnancy20:04 Takes on Takes
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This is your one stop for everything SubwayTakes!
On Tuesdays, we release SubwayTakes Uncut, our on-the-subway talk show where your favorite celebrities share their hottest Takes, uncut. And on Thursdays, we release SubwayTakes Live!, our late night show hosted by Kareem, featuring a rotating panel of hilarious personalities, where we hear Takes from a live audience in New York City.
Created by Kareem Rahma and Andrew Kuo.
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