SubwayTakes with Kareem Rahma

In this episode of SubwayTakes Uncut, Stavros Halkias (Tony, Stavvy's World, Bugonia, Tires) sits down with Kareem Rahma and breaks down his hottest takes on ugly people in movies, circumcision, and what Kareem should do with SubwayTakes!

Stavvy also talks about:

His legendary run in movies right now

Regrowing foreskin

Kareem's sky high self esteem

And going to Greek Orthodox church mixers

Enjoy :)

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Credits:

Host: Kareem Rahma

Created by: Kareem Rahma & Andrew Kuo

Executive Producers: Kareem Rahma & Andrew Kuo

Producers: Tyler Christie & Rose Gendelman

Associate Producers: Ramy Shafi, Tian Sippel, & Madyson Hearsh

Camera Operators: Tian Sippel, Thomas Kasem, Jake Lazovick, & Tyler Christie

Interstitial Footage: Jake Lazovick

Still Photographer: Maria Sakr

Editor: Tyler Christie

Re-Recording Mixer: Dean White

Title and Graphics Design: Emily Chin-Longobardi

Theme Music: Tyler McCauley

Thumbnail Artwork: Zack Evans

Additional Music Courtesy Of: www.epidemicsound.com

Special Thanks: Metropolitan Transportation Authority

0:00 Intro

0:26 Stavvy is on a legendary run

1:02 Stavros is here!

2:43 Stavvy joins the train

2:45 "Take" #1 Stop circumcising kids and cutting off a little piece of their pen*s as soon as they're born

3:50 We have the technology to regrow foreskin

4:43 Are our heroes cut?

5:57 Take #1 Kareem should stop doing SubwayTakes

7:20 Stavvy says Kareem shouldn't be at The Oscars

8:38 A subway rider gives a take to Stavvy

9:59 Stavvy and Kareem have the same job

10:40 What happened to journalism?

11:20 Take #2 Kareem will never look anything like Antonio Banderas

13:25 Take #3: We need more ugly people in movies

14:34 Take #4 Kareem needs glasses

15:14 Take #5 They make you do too many takes on SubwayTakes

16:00 Kareem's take: The worst part of the wedding is the part where you have to dance

16:50 If you're dancing at the club, you're trying to f*ck

17:32 Stavvy's Greek Orthodox church mixer stories

18:38 Takes on Takes

20:40 Was Colonel Sanders secretly Asian?

22:21 Kareem was trying to be a metrosexual

23:20 Stavvy is offer only

23:35 Stavvy is pushing the stick to the limit

24:20 Being fat wasn't what was holding you back

25:23 Kareem's self esteem is CRAZY

26:42 Take 6: Ocean's 11 is awesome

26:45 Take 7: Ocean's 12 is pretty good too

26:20 Take 8: Ocean's 13 is actually better than Ocean's 12
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In this episode of SubwayTakes Uncut, Matty Matheson (The Bear, Cookin Somethin, Just a Dash, It's Suppertime!) sits down with Kareem Rahma and breaks down his 4 hottest takes on English breakfast, texting, breakfast for dinner, pets, and why all males should get vasectomies from birth.

Matty also talks about:
-Giving an Emmy speech win for The Bear
-His hilarious vasectomy story
-How pancakes are not breakfast food
-That he isn't allowed to email anymore
-And that service animals should not be allowed on planes

Enjoy :)

Credits:

Host: Kareem Rahma

Created By: Kareem Rahma & Andrew Kuo

Executive Producers: Kareem Rahma & Andrew Kuo

Producers: Tyler Christie & Rose Gendelman

Associate Producers: Ramy Shafi, Tian Sippel, & Madyson Hearsh

Camera Operators: Tian Sippel, Jake Lazovick, Maksim Axelrod, & Tyler Christie

Interstitial Footage: Jake Lazovick

Still Photographer: Maria Sakr

Lead Editor: Tyler Christie

Re-Recording Mixer: Dean White

Title and Graphics Design: Emily Chin-Longobardi

Theme Music: Tyler McCauley

Thumbnail Artwork: Zack Evans

Additional Music Courtesy Of: www.epidemicsound.com

Special Thanks: Metropolitan Transportation Authority
0:00 Intro

0:38 How Matty got on The Bear

2:00 Matty Matheson joins the train

3:09 Matt gave the Emmy speech for The Bear

4:22 Take #1 - All biolocial males should get a vasectomy at birth

6:35 Matty's vasectomy story

9:48 Take #2 The only breakfast is a full English breakfast

12:25 Matty and Kareem's daily breakfast

13:25 Pancakes are not breakfast

13:47 Matty goes off on eating biscuits and gravy for breakfast

14:22 Breakfast for dinner debate

15:47 Take #3 No one should text anymore

16:32 Show a meme in real life

17:40 Matty isn't allowed to email executives

18:34 Take #4 People who have pets are not mentally sound

21:10 Service animals shouldn't be allowed on planes

21:55 Humans are so much better than pets

22:40 Matty's COO has a half dead dog

23:43 Takes on Takes
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In this episode of SubwayTakes Uncut, Jennifer Lopez sits down with Kareem Rahma and breaks down her 4 hottest takes on what makes a real New Yorker, why breakups aren't failures, why self-love should be taught in school, why every day deserves red carpet energy, and why life should always feel romantic and sexy. Jennifer also talks about:

• why growing up in the Bronx shaped who she is
• the real story behind the Versace dress that inspired Google Images
• working alongside Jim Carrey on In Living Color
• why heartbreak can completely change your life for the better
• the biggest lesson she learned from divorce and motherhood
• why emotional intelligence matters more than book smarts
• how to stop losing yourself in relationships
• why confidence comes from doing the work on yourself
• her love of New York summers and late-night dinners
• and why she thinks Google still owes her a check

Credits:
Host: Kareem Rahma
Creators and Producers: Kareem Rahma & Andrew Kuo
Creative Producer and Editor: Tyler Christie
Associate Producers: Ramy Shafi & Madyson Hearsh
Cameras: Anthony DiMieri & Tian Sippel & Jake Lazovick
Interstitial Footage: Jake Lazovick
Photography: Marcus Maddox
Mixer: Dale Eisinger
Title Sequence and Graphic Design: Emily Chin-Longobardi
Artwork: Andrew Lawandus & Zack Evans
Theme Music: Tyler McCauley

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In this episode of SubwayTakes Uncut, Colin Jost (Saturday Night Live, The Breadwinner, Pop Culture Jeopardy!) sits down with Kareem Rahma and breaks down his 5 hottest takes on bingo cards, airports, New York City pedestrians, celebrity culture, and why Mr. Bean might actually be hot. From why “I didn’t have that on my bingo card” is the dumbest phrase on earth, to why airports should bring back outdoor airplane stairs, to his prediction that Donald Trump could get a third term. Colin also talks about:

why NYC pedestrians are more dangerous than drivers

the chaos of celebrity interactions on airplanes

whether Diddy’s comeback is inevitable

why everyone in New York should probably wear helmets

the growing coyote population in Manhattan

whether celebrities are secretly spies

why group chats are psychological warfare

the future of Train of Thought with Colin Jost

and his pitch for “American Mr. Bean”

Credits:
Host: Kareem Rahma
Creators and Producers: Kareem Rahma & Andrew Kuo
Creative Producer and Editor: Tyler Christie
Associate Producers: Ramy Shafi & Madyson Hearsh
Cameras: Tian Sippel & Jake Lazovick & Hudson Price
Interstitial Footage: Jake Lazovick
Photography: Marcus Maddox
Mixer: Dale Eisinger
Title Sequence and Graphic Design: Emily Chin-Longobardi
Artwork: Andrew Lawandus & Zack Evans
Theme Music: Tyler McCauley
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In this episode of SubwayTakes Uncut, Charlize Theron (Monster, Mad Max: Fury Road) sits down with Kareem Rahma and breaks down her 5 hottest takes on dating, communication, driving etiquette, social norms, and why fancy restaurants might be scamming you. From why saying “I want to make love to you” is an instant turn-off, to why long emails should be illegal, to how people completely misunderstand the fast lane. Charlize also talks about:

why over-talking kills attraction

the problem with long, unnecessary emails

why changing the rules mid-game is unforgivable

how freeway lanes are supposed to work (and why no one follows it)

why tiny wine pours are not “fancy”

the difference between a real zipper merge and just being an asshole

why FaceTime > texting

and the one phrase that instantly gives her the ick

Credits:
Host: Kareem Rahma
Creators and Producers: Kareem Rahma & Andrew Kuo
Creative Producer and Editor: Tyler Christie
Associate Producers: Ramy Shafi & Madyson Hearsh
Cameras: Thomas Kasem Lim & Tian Sippel & Jake Lazovick
Interstitial Footage: Jake Lazovick
Photography: Marcus Maddox
Mixer: Dale Eisinger
Title Sequence and Graphic Design: Emily Chin-Longobardi
Artwork: Andrew Lawandus & Zack Evans
Theme Music: Tyler McCauley

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