UNDRESSED WITH POL' AND PATRIK

Arden Myrin comes to the Pol' Atteu Beverly Hills house dressed to kill—and within minutes, nothing is off limits. We get into the creative energy that keeps all three of us moving, why Arden says she shuts down instead of screaming when things go sideways, and the deeply personal
chapter of her 18-year relationship that ended during the pandemic.

She opens up about fertility treatments, the uncertainty she felt about motherhood, and the anesthesia-fueled line involving the Gilmore Girls that still makes us howl.
Then we undress the career turn Arden never expected. After years of playing the quirky neighbor, secretary, best friend and scene-stealer, she reveals why she was convinced no one would ever cast her as the wife—until Free Bert came along. Her audition setup involved an ironing board, a phone and a dirty crib sheet, but somehow it led to a chemistry read with Bert Kreischer and a major spot near the top of the call sheet.

Arden tells us why she immediately understood the woman she was playing, how her own parents' wild love story helped unlock the role, and why being amused by Bert instead of trying to tame him may have sealed the deal.
We also get the behind-the-scenes story of the young actresses playing her
daughters, Arden's protective instinct toward them, and the unlikely nationwide search that brought one of them from farm life to Universal. And just when you think we're done, the conversation takes a Hollywood left turn: FYC parties, skipping Saturday Night Live for a friend, Arden's own SNL test—and her brutally funny verdict on what it was really like working on MADtv. This is Arden Myrin completely undressed: hilarious, candid, sentimental and very, very unfiltered.

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Janet Caperna has survived The Valley, marriage, motherhood and our Haute Seat—but is she ready for what’s hiding at the bottom of her Armenian coffee cup that Pol' sees?

In her very first Armenian Coffee Reading, Janet quickly discovers that the grounds may know a little too much. Pol' immediately picks up on travel plans that haven’t even happened yet—but one trip comes with a warning Janet definitely wasn’t expecting. And that’s only the beginning.

Soon, the cup turns toward family, motherhood and what could be coming next for Janet and Jason. A mysterious symbol at the bottom of the cup stops us in our tracks, while another prediction leaves Janet wondering whether the family she has carefully planned might end up looking very different than she imagined. Could there be another Caperna on the horizon… or something even more surprising?

Then Pol' sees a major change involving home before Janet reveals just how seriously she’s already thinking about it. What follows is an eerily specific prediction about a future space, an emotional connection she won’t understand until she sees it, and something waiting on the other side of that move that could open an entirely unexpected new chapter in Janet’s life.

But there may be one person who needs a little convincing first: Jason. Janet hilariously admits that when she wants something, she plants the seed and waits for Jason to eventually think it was his idea. But the cup suggests there’s another “ask” Janet has been quietly waiting for Jason to deliver—and it may have nothing to do with what we initially think.

Just when Janet thinks the reading is over, the thumbprint reveals one final surprise that has her saying, “That scares me!”

And because we couldn’t let her escape without asking, we get in one last question about The Valley reunion and Kristen Doute. Did they finally find resolution? Janet’s answer gives us just enough tea to leave us wanting more.

By the end, Janet declares herself “naked and great” and is very happy this reading was recorded—because she fully intends to come back and see whether Pol got it right.

What did Pol' see? What is about to change? And which prediction could turn Janet’s perfectly planned Type-A world completely upside down?

Grab your cup. This is one reading we’re definitely coming back to.

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Janet Caperna is back in The Haute Seat, and nothing is off-limits as we strip down Bravo’s hottest headlines, red-carpet fashion and some truly jaw-dropping reality-TV history.
We kick off with Haute Topics and Janet’s take on breaking the fourth wall. She explains why reality TV sometimes has to acknowledge fame, production and the comment section for the story to make sense—and gets candid about the dark side of being on television.

After her first season, Janet says online hate crossed a terrifying line with death threats and racial slurs aimed at her husband and son. Then came the headline claiming the family had “fled to Switzerland,” when
they were actually on a planned vacation in gorgeous Lake Lugano. Janet also spills on The Valley cast group chat, a recent star-packed dinner with Shannon Beador, Tom Schwartz, Lala Kent and Michelle Saniei, and why she thinks Bravo spin-offs and “Next Gen” shows can absolutely work.

Next, Runway Rundown gets fashionable and feisty. We weigh in on Kristen
Doute’s bump-baring maternity look, debate Pamela Anderson’s makeup-free red-carpet era, and revisit Scheana Shay’s wedding gown—including Janet’s firsthand memories as a bridesmaid and Pol’s behind-the-scenes styling details. Then Janet faces her own reunion fashion: the backless look she wore after losing 70 pounds of baby weight, the Rachel Zoe/vintage Gucci comparison, and the secret to dressing for a reunion where you may be sitting on a couch for12-plus hours. She even teases her newest reunion look: a primary color, tasteful peekaboo skin and borrowed diamonds.
The conversation gets even hotter when Janet talks marriage, why an open
relationship would never work for her, and delivers one of the episode’s
wildest lines about Jason. Then it’s Game Time: “Bravo’s Biggest Capers,” where scams, scandals and reality-TV chaos collide. We quiz Janet on the White House crash heard around Bravo, Teresa Giudice’s prison sentence, Scandoval, Anna Delvey and Ariana Maddox.
But the biggest caper may be Janet’s own story: she reveals she once partied with Elizabeth Holmes shortly before Holmes went to prison. What began with a mysterious “Lizzie” FaceTime at Sundance turned into a surreal night at a San Francisco jazz bar—and Janet says Holmes got “hammered.” That confession sends us straight into our own Anna Nicole Smith memories and the glory days of truly unfiltered reality television.
Fashion, Bravo gossip, scandal, diamonds, death threats, Scandoval and
Elizabeth Holmes at a jazz bar—Janet Caperna’s Haute Seat is officially
scorching.

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Janet Caperna is back in the Haute Seat with us, and this time we go even deeper into love, marriage, motherhood, money, reality TV and the friendships that made—and complicated—The Valley.

Janet tells us how a four-Corona Tulum moment changed everything when she looked at longtime friend Jason and suddenly realized the guy she had been searching for was already in front of her. From their first real kiss to her
immediate “I’m marrying this man” declaration, she opens up about why Jason became her person, how they divide money and responsibilities, and why separate bank accounts and separate bathrooms might be her secret to a happy marriage.

We rewind to the years Janet spent quietly watching the Vanderpump world from the background while working as an executive assistant for major names, including Cameron Diaz and Catherine Power at Avaline. Then came the move to the Valley, a closer friendship with Brittany Cartwright and Jax Taylor, the original “baby bottle service” concept, Scandoval reigniting interest in the group, an unexpected pregnancy—and suddenly Janet was filming season one of The Valley.

Nothing is off limits as Janet talks Kristen Doute, Nia, Jax, Brittany, Ariana Madix, Jesse, Lacy, Michelle and the moment she thought photos of Michelle and Dr. Dre were AI. She reveals why she believes Raquel could have redeemed herself by returning to Vanderpump Rules, why she refuses to campaign for cast members to be fired, and why she thinks reality TV only works when you stop hiding from the cameras and show the real, raw mess. She even takes us inside the Big Bear breakdown where, seven months pregnant and cooking for everyone, she threw tortilla chips at Jason,
burst into tears and made the split-second decision to let the cameras follow.

We also get into Ariana’s Love Island success and fashion, Janet’s plans to try for baby number two, her wild 7/7/27 family-date dream, her future

cookbook and homeware ambitions, and the life she actually wants when the cameras are gone. And then things take a very
unexpected turn when Jesse’s claimed history with Anna Nicole Smith comes up—something that shocks us, because we were there and knew Anna’s life intimately. It’s love, lawsuits, baby plans, reality-TV boundaries, Scandoval clues, Dr. Dre shockers and one very Undressed conversation.
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It’s our 23rd anniversary, and we’re celebrating the only way we know how: completely UNDRESSED, wildly inappropriate, and with one of Bravo’s most talked-about personalities, Janet Caperna of The Valley.

We’ve known Janet for nearly a decade, but this time we’re going all the way back to her pre-Bravo life in Columbus, Ohio — before the cameras, before The Valley, and before an unexpected poolside encounter with Scheana Shay changed the course of her Los Angeles story.

Janet tells us why getting married at 22 was far too young for her, how she
realized she had outgrown her first marriage, and why a three-month trial run in Los Angeles became the beginning of an entirely new life. She takes us inside the hilariously unglamorous moment she and a friend showed up ready to actually swim at the Mondrian pool — only to find an ultra-L.A. scene where nobody was swimming and everyone was in heels.

Then Scheana walked in. Janet opens up about approaching the Vanderpump Rules star as a fan, the friendship that unexpectedly followed, their early stoner-girl bonding, and the unforgettable Disneyland birthday Scheana planned for her just days after Janet moved to L.A.
Of course, we have questions. Was Janet really the “Bravo stalker” people make her out to be? Why isn’t Scheana on The Valley? What does Janet think about Scheana stepping away from cameras after the fallout surrounding Brock Davies? And how close was Janet to Lala Kent before Lala joined The Valley?

Janet dishes on the real friendships behind the Bravo universe, including the
connection between their moms, Brittany Cartwright, Michelle Saniei and Lala Kent.
Then things get expensive — and outrageous. We talk vintage jewelry, Janet’s 1910 push-present ring, borrowing major pieces for Watch What Happens Live and the reunion, Pol’s massive diamonds, and the very real fear of being robbed. Janet shares the frightening reason she never hesitates to hand jewelry over if threatened.
And because chaos follows us everywhere, Janet turns the tables and asks US about Jeff Lewis, our viral American Airlines lounge showdown, missing luggage, our hacked account and the theft of roughly 500,000 AAdvantage miles. We unpack the 4:37 a.m. airport confrontation, the comment about our “Japanese friend,” the lounge-to-lounge tattletelling, and the viral video Janet joked could land us on the no-fly list
From Bravo fandom to friendship, divorce to reinvention, Scheana and Lala to Jeff Lewis, diamonds, Disneyland and airport drama, Janet gives us a funny, candid look at how a girl from Ohio found herself inside the world she once watched from her couch — and why she still refuses to play to the camera.

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