TS TV: A Twin Peaks Podcast

Dougie Dale sheds a tear at the sight of his son in the car, then goes to work at LUCKY 7 INSURANCE. He convinces young intern Phil to give him a guy called Frank’s coffee, which works out because Frank finds out he likes green tea. A flashing green light makes Dougie say that a co-worker, Sinclair, is lying about an insurance payout on a fire. His boss, Bushnell “Battling Bud” Mullins, gives him a bunch of case files to study all night. Then he forgets how to pee again which makes an anonymous female coworker want to fuck him so bad. He definitely does not pay back the $50,000 debt Janey-E tells him to.
Meanwhile, Mr C is locked up in jail, where he sees Bob’s reflection in the mirror. He uses his one phone call to say something about “Mr Strawberry”, which seems to rattle the warden, and then puts a code into the phone that makes every alarm go off so he can say “the cow jumped over the moon” without anyone hearing.
Meanwhile: the hitmen supposed to kill Dougie keep circling the block and going idunno his car is still there. This really stresses out a woman named Lorraine who texts “2” to a little black box which shrinks. Don't ask me! Later some punks try to steal the car and it explodes. Anyway! The detectives find Dougie’s ring inside the stomach of maybe Garland Briggs’ corpse. Shelley and Norma Shelley's daughter, played by Amanda Siegfried, is dating a burnout called Steven. New Sheriff Truman’s wife is a TOTAL BITCH. 2 mob guys(?) beat up and fire the casino pit boss while their 3 hotties watch. Jade puts Coop’s Great Northern key in the mail. A guy named only in the credits gets very rapey at the Roadhouse. Tammy Preston seems to think there's something weird with Coop's fingerprints. Andy and Hawk still got nothing. And we FINALLY learn what Jacoby is doing with those shovels and it makes NO SENSE!!
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Things mentioned:
Soulseek
Kashiwa Daisuke – program music I & program music III
Behind the Bastards (podcast)
The Doom Generation (1995)
Picnic at Hanging Rock (1975)
red ball market global (this is a bit from The Chair Company lol)
This picture of Caleb Landry-Jones
“How Takeout Culture Has Changed Twin Peaks’ Relationship to Coffee”
“The Turtle Club” from Master of Disguise (2002)
I Think You Should Leave
Megalopolis (2024)
How to pronounce: Steve Buscemi, Amanda Seyfried, Brian Outhwaite
Max Graves – “What Happens Next”
alex jones get back here coward
Walter Benjamin – The Work of Art in the Age of Mechanical Reproduction
Network (1976)
Wild at Heart (1990)
Universal Language (2024)
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Dougie Dale keeps winning jackpots!!!! He's mister jackpots!!! A guy called Bill Shaker who seems to know Dougie tells him where he lives, and Dougie seems about to leave, when he is threateningly given his winnings and a limo ride home by the casino staff. He meets his wife, Janey-E, played by the illustrious Naomi Watts, who is so mad at him for disappearing for 3 days and also understandably freaks out that he has a mountain of cash.
The next morning he gets a message from MIKE, oh my god this is gonna do it he's gonna get his memory back!!! – oh wait nevermind he has to pee. He has breakfast and coffee – oh my god, coffee! This is gonna do it, it's gonna bring him back!! Oh, nevermind, he just does a funny face. Oh well!
Meanwhile: Gordon Cole meets with TS Legend Denise Duchovny, who is now the chief of staff of the entire federal bureau of investigation. She questions him about his intentions in working with the beautiful young Tammy, saying she “knows his profile”, but Cole deflects using the Trans Rights Gambit. Then he goes to talk to Mr C in prison, who is what that phone call last episode was about, and who tries really hard to seem normal and fails. Afterwards, Cole and Albert are skeezy about Tammy and Albert tells Cole that years ago Philip Jeffries asked the identity of “their guy in Columbia” on behalf of Me C, and then that guy was killed.
In Twin Peaks, we meet a bunch of people: the new Sheriff Truman! And Bobby who's a nice boy cop now and he cries remembering Laura Palmer and it's genuinely really affecting! And Chad, who is NOT a nice cop! And Lucy and Andy's son, Michael Cera doing an insane Marlon Brando impression! Also, we learn that maybe Mr C killed Garland Briggs, and that Lucy, god bless her, just cannot understand cell phones.
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Things mentioned:
The Ikea couch “Jattebo”
Cameron Winter – Heavy Metal
Paprika (2006) (and also Satoshi Kon’s other movies)
The Humble Sudoku
The Two Towers (1954), and also the Twin Towers (1973-2001)
“The Quick Duck”
Various Mitski albums
Jim Jones, the cult leader
The freaky guy from Lost Highway
Dave Brubeck Quartet – Take Five
Norma Desmond of Sunset Boulevard (1950)
David Wolinski and his book “The Hivemind Swarmed: Conversations on Gamergate, the Aftermath, and the Quest for a Safer Internet”
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Folks, these recaps aren’t getting any easier. So Coop was falling in space, right? He lands on a brutalist structure where a lady with no eyes who moves like your graphics card is dying tells him to be really quiet because something really scary is banging on the door. They go upstairs where they’re now on the roof of a box floating in space. Then something crazy happens which I have no idea how anyone could have seen coming: Coop sees MAJOR GARLAND BRIGGS as a FLOATING HEAD IN SPACE???? Whaaaaat?!?!
He goes back inside where a lady who looks a lot like Ronnette Pulaski tells him to go through a giant electrical outlet. He does, and it seems like his soul is supposed to go into Mr C, who’s da king of da highway, but instead it gets redirected into….Dougie, A third copy of Dale/Mr C, who MIKE tells us was “manufactured” for this purpose.
As Dougie, Dale is completely stunned and seems to remember nothing. He almost gets assassinated but escapes by dropping his keys. Despite several “will this get his memory back????” fakeouts, he spends the rest of the episode wandering a place as twisted and labyrinthine as the black lodge itself: a casino.
Meanwhile: Gordon Cole, Albert, and our new, cuntiest FBI Agent Tammy Preston learn Something about Coop! And in Twin Peaks, Hawk, Andy, and Lucy debate whether the missing thing the log lady told them about is a chocolate bunny, and Jacoby spray-paints his shovels gold.
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Things mentioned:
Slay the Spire (game)
They Might Be Giants
Lily's video "Why the New York Times Loves Stupid Questions"
Amy Winehouse (her album Back to Black)
The Beast (film)
No Country for Old Men (film)
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Dale is back for real! It's weird. Anyway! Bill Hastings says he wasn't at Ruth Davenport's apartment but he did have a dream that he was, which is weird. His wife is really happy he's in jail, but then she gets killed by Mr C. Speaking of Mr C, he gets busy this episode: he tells us he doesn't Need, he Wants, and then he starts killing his underlings, who were trying to take him out on behalf of... Philip Jeffries? He then calls Philip Jeffries using his FBI suitcase phone, but it is actually someone else? In all this we learn these things about him:
He's supposed to be pulled back into the black lodge, but has a plan
He's looking for something represented by an ace of spades with a weird ant head shape drawn on it?
He met with Garland Briggs recently
Meanwhile: a guy named Duncan Todd, played by the guy who had the Mulholland Drive Winkies dream, gives someone a job and is scared of his evil boss. Hawk gets a call from the Log Lady as he's scoping out Glastonbury Grove, where red curtains appear. Sarah Palmer has a new HDTV, which isn't ominous at all! Shelley's worried her daughter is dating the wrong guy. And James? James is still cool. James was always cool.
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Things mentioned:
Mandy, Indiana - URGH (album)
Cairn (spoilers from 0:05:15 to 0:07:10)
Skyscraper Live (TV special)
Lola Sebastian
Free Solo (documentary)
LMFAO (uncle-nephew duo)
Lord of the Rings (books)
By Storm - My Ghosts Go Ghost (album)
Targets (film)
I Think You Should Leave
Promising Young Woman (film)
Red Rooms (and our episode on it)
What Happens Next (webcomic)
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Oh boy! It’s been 25 years! Twin Peaks is back! I can’t WAIT to find out what is going on with my favorite boy Dale Cooper! Oh boy he’s on screen talking to the giant! Oh, but – what’s that? He is “far away”? Oh! Okay! See you!
Anyway! A guy called Sam is being paid to watch a mysterious glass box, and thinks it’s probably fine if him and his girlfriend Tracey have sex on the job – OH NO NO IT’S NOT THEY’RE GETTING KILLED BY A GHASTLY FIGURE! EEK!
Oh my god it’s EVIL DALE COOPER, or as people seem to call him, Mr. C! What dastardly plans has HE been getting up to?? We don’t know yet. He drives a car epic style, administers violence, and picks up two henchpeople.
Anyway! A lady called Ruth Davenport is found dead in Buckhorn, South Dakota. Or rather, her head is found, laid on top of a Mysterious Unknown Body. Fingerprints of the local principal, Bill Hastings, played by the illustrious Matthew Lillard, are found all over the apartment, so Bill is brought in for questioning and seems really scared and confused about it all.
Now you might be asking : hey what about “Twin Peaks”? Well have no fear: Dr Jacoby gets a bunch of shovels! Jerry Horne has a Legal Weed business and is like come on Ben Horne you’re fuckin your secretary right??? And Ben is like No, I Respect Women Now. Lucy tells an insurance guy there are TWO Sheriff Trumans! Also she has a kid with Andy! And Hawk gets a Mysterious Log Message from the log lady that just might kick off another round of Supernatural Investigation !!!!!!
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Things mentioned:
The Rise of the Golden Idol
Perfect Tides: Station to Station
The Psychic Burden of Being Watched
Aimé Césaire – Discourse on Colonialism (the imperial boomerang)
Jacob Geller’s male living spaces video (Nebula only)
David Lynch on Product Placement
Jesse Pinkman playing RAGE in Breaking Bad
How Takeout Culture Has Changed Twin Peaks’ Relationship to Coffee (very minor spoilers for The Return part 5)
DePiglio
“The Western Carpet Bit” – I fully forget if this is something I ever mentioned on recording genuinely please comment on the Patreon post if this means anything to you lmao
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