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Mr C, who did not die, meets up with Chantal and her husband, tells them to kill the warden and two people in Vegas, and texts a spooky phrase to…gasp! Diane!
Speaking of, Diane and the feds go to Buckhorn, South Dakota, where they learn a bunch of crazy clues from the Garland Briggs body and from Bill Hastings, who it turns out was a pivotal stone on the path to floating head the whole time!
As for the other investigators, Bobby, Hawk and Truman get a BIG CLUE: turns out Garland Briggs, in between Mr C’s visit and “dying”(??) in the fire, gave his wife a prophetic message inside a ringing metal container, that tells them to go to a specific place in the woods in 2 days. MYSTERIES ABOUND!
Meanwhile: Dougie, who by the way seems to have not existed before 1997, gets his dna taken by “the coffee gambit”, then gets emotional about America and red shoes. Ike the Spike gets arrested. Lucy and Andy get a new chair. Ben Horne REALLY isn't fucking his secretary. Jerry Horne's foot is not his foot. Johnny Horne (although you could barely know it was him) runs into a wall. And last but not least, two girls at the roadhouse talk about getting fired for being high, a zebra, and a penguin.
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Things mentioned:
The Devils (1971)
Michael Clayton (2007)
Leo Tolstoy – War and Peace
Fuck fourth of july
Revolutionary Girl Utena, Once Again
Hudson Mohawke – Cbat
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It is time once again for our coverage of da best film festival in da world, Montreal's own Fantasia!!! With SPECIAL GUEST local filmmaker, festival organizer, and friend of the show Molly!!! (Lily will be here for our Camp Miasma episode, also part of our Fantasia coverage.)
We saw a LOT of movies, and have them divvied up into loosely themed blocks. Look forward to:
The transgender block
Teenage Sex and Death at Camp Miasma
Castration Movie Chapter iii.ii Junior Ghosts—Premorphic Drift; a fragmentary passage
Our Effed Up World
The sick editing black & white block
Matapanki
Dance Freak
The “doing krazy things with animals” block
Levitating
Insectasy
The “j-horror directors do mystery” block
The Samurai and The Prisoner
Village of Eight Gravestones
The vampire block
Los Vampires
No Rest for the Wicked
I Love Paris
I could not be more excited to present this one to you all…enjoy !!!
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Things mentioned:
The Dark Forest Theory
Kwaidan (1964)
Kosuke Kindaichi (the famous fictional Japanese detective)
Funny pic 1 re: The Galactic Ghoul
Funny pic 2 re: The Galactic Ghoul
Godhead (2026)
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Mr C is out of jail no problem! He's cruising with Ray. He uses his phone to get tracking devices off his car somehow. He says he's going to take Ray to "the Farm", which isn't ominous at all. Ray says he has some numbers memorized that Mr C wants, but he might charge some money for them. Then he has to pee, which Mr C uses as an opportunity to shoot Ray. But he fell for the Fake Bullets Trick!!! Ray shoots him. This must spell trouble for ole Mr C....
PSYCH! A bunch of those Woodsmen show up and do a Fucked Up Ritual to Mr C, which makes a black BOB Orb emerge from his stomach. Ray understandably freaks out and runs away. Driving away, he calls Phillip, presumably Jeffries, and says he thinks? he killed Mr C.
Then SMASH CUT to the roadhouse! It’s the end of the episode! Time to get played out by a real life band, everyone’s favorite Lost Highway soundtrack producer, The Nine Inch Nails! Then Mr C wakes up.
That’s weird though, we’re only like 15 minutes into the episode….what’s going on??? Oh! It’s 5:29 am on July 16, 1945, in White Sands, New Mexico! Do I know that from history somewhere? Oh a nuclear bomb has gone off! And we’re playing Krzysztof Penderecki’s Threnody to the Victims of Hiroshima, one of the most discordant pieces of avant-garde music imaginable! We zoom in on the bomb and get a cavalcade of overwhelming incomprehensible images in what I can only really describe as an assault on the senses. Then it kinda becomes fire, or smoke, or maybe galaxies forming? Or more bombs and volcanoes?
Then we see a gas station and convenience store. We stay here for a few minutes while the camera does the fucked up jittery crashing graphics card effect from part 3, as smoke, light, and a bunch of those Woodsmen appear around the gas station.
Then we see a shape that looks like the thing that killed that couple in part 1 floating in a void, vomiting up a bunch of liquid, that BOB orb, and a bunch of eggs.
Then it’s back to the fire and threnody! There’s a weird gold nugget or something in there too.
Then we go to that big purple sea from part 3, and a building that seems like a different building from where Coop was overlooking the sea from? Inside is that weird black & white space that Coop seemed to be in in the season’s opening scene. There’s a lady swaying to some chill old timey music. Then the guy who looks like the Giant is there, and one of those electric tea kettle diving bell things gives off an alarm. The giant turns it off then walks to their nearby theater, where he watches the episode so far. Then he floats up and some gold Stuff leaves his mouth, which the lady with him is entranced by. The gold stuff becomes an Orb with Laura in it. The lady kisses the orb and sends it to earth via pneumatic tube.
ANYWAY! Back in New Mexico, it’s 1956 now. A fucked up frog moth thing crawls out of one of those eggs that got puked up. Then a young couple walk home, passing that gas station from earlier. The guy kisses the girl even though she didn’t really want to.
Anyway! Those woodsmen are here! They spook out a couple in a car asking for a light, then one of them goes to the radio station, kills everyone inside, and broadcasts his Incantation over the radio, which makes everyone in town pass out. That frog moth thing crawls into the young girl’s mouth. The woodsman walks off into the desert and a horse neighs.
What a normal episode!
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The chernobyl elephant’s foot
lily’s birds video
Bertolt Brecht & his play “mother courage and her children”
David Lynch – Quinoa
Mulholland Drive (2001) & the winkies guy therein
The Interracial Cuck Porn Theory of Everything
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It's finally time to pay off Laura's secret diary from Fire Walk With Me about how the good Dale is in the Lodge!!! It's what Hawk found in that bathroom stall door!!! There's also a really sad one about Laura realizing BOB is Leland. Hawk and Truman go “damn that's crazy I guess Leland hid it”, then Truman calls the original Harry Truman but doesn't press the point because he has cancer or something. Then he uses Skype™ to call Doc Hayward to ask him about the Coop that came out of the Lodge. Hayward says he was acting really weird and might have “checked in on” comatose Audrey Horne.
Cynthia Knox, that FBI agent who was sent to check out Garland Briggs’ prints, is like what da hell there’s actually a body??? And he’s got no head and seems to have not aged??? Also one of those weird soot-blasted guys shows up and is REALLY spooky.
Albert and Gordon talk to Diane!!! She tells them to fuck off but then does come to South Dakota to talk to Mr C. They have a very upsetting exchange with disturbing insinuations about the last time they saw each other, and she tells Gordon that Mr C is definitely not the real Dale Cooper.
Afterwards, Mr C cashes in his Strawberry Blackmail for a get out of jail free card, and rides off with his henchman Ray. By the way, we remember from back in part 2 that Ray is scheming against Mr C, but that Mr C knows this.
AND THAT’S NOT ALL! Dougie gets grilled by some Brother Cops about his exploding car. Janey-E tells them off because she’s had a very long day. But it’s about to get longer! Ike the Spike attacks!!! But Dougie fends him off with his Black Lodge Chop and Hand Squeeze! We then get a crazy street interview sequence about Dougie’s Moves.
Meanwhile: Jerry Horne got too high!! In the woods!!! Andy tries to solve the mystery of the truck Richard Horne hit that kid with, but the guy he's talking to is really scared and then no-shows their meeting. Ben Horne and his secretary Beverly hear a Weird Sound in the Great Northern, and go “huh! weird!” at getting Dale’s old room key that Jade sent in the mail. Ben pointedly does Not make a move on her, and Beverly has a fraught relationship with her sick husband. Jean-Michel Renault watches a guy sweep at the roadhouse and is still a piece of shit about underage girls. And at the RR, a guy called Bing is looking for a guy called Billy.
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War & Peace (and 1 year thereof)
Hunter X Hunter (show)
All About Eve (film)
Malcolm in the Middle (show)
Jeffiot’s video essay “Peak Art, Peak Slop”
Sunset Boulevard (and our episode on it!)
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Dougie gets brought home by the cops after loitering soulfully at the sheriff statue. He gives his son a Potato Chip then gets another message from MIKE: wake up! Don't die! This doesn't wake him up; instead, he gets Insurance Vision and scribbles all over his case files. The next day, his boss is at first upset about the scribbles, but then awed when he realizes the disturbing truth they reveal.
Janey-E gives Dougie a piece of her mind, then gives the loan sharks he owes $50,000 to a piece of her mind, which seems to work?
Meanwhile: Albert meets Diane for One Second! Carl from fire walk with me is back! So is a lady called Miriam! They both witness Richard Horne run over a kid after he gets emasculated via magic trick at a drug deal!
We don't see Mr C once, but we do see his machinations, as his Ominous Red Square prompts that nervous business guy Duncan Todd to send Ike “The Spike” Stadtler to kill Dougie and Lorraine, the hitman handler who failed to kill him last time. Chad is still an asshole! And Hawk finally finds an honest to goodness clue, as a dropped Indian Head coin leads him into a bathroom stall with a nez percé manufactured door... and inside that door... some mysterious pages!
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Things mentioned:
Dog Day Afternoon (1975 film)
What a Way to Go (1964 film)
Nine Sols (game)
Maria BC - Marathon
Annahstasia - Tether
“I changed my style in a way that was lovely” meme
The Straight Story (1999 film)
Elf (2003 film)
@chinanelevate (Instagram account)
Sharon Van Etten - Tarifa
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