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• Barrel Jeans, Beige & Color Analysis

  KP Parker and Kristen Meinzer rate trends from beige wardrobes to barrel pants.Snooze or Choose: The hosts bring back their cozy game of cultural judgment—debating everything from cowboy-chic barrel pants to “Ralph Lauren Christmas” décor and the endless reign of beige.Color Me Calm: KP rebels against color analysis charts, and Kristen shares wisdom from a surprisingly profound hardware-store paint mixer.Big Hair Energy: From Texas hairspray habits to the perfect 70s shag, they celebrate the art (and comedy) of getting it wrong in style.CHAPTERS00:00 Dakota Johnson party report03:00 Hair heights and 70s shag hopes04:30 Snooze or Choose begins05:00 Barrel pants: love or loathe09:00 Ralph Lauren Christmas décor12:45 The beige takeover16:40 Color analysis debates19:10 Hardware-store wisdom & closing thoughtsFor the fully immersive, phone free light + sound experience, learn more at hatch.co. Follow us on TikTok @hatchpodcasts and YouTube. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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• Liters of Water & Love Island Folk Hero

  Josh Gondelman and Matt Bragg play doctor, then play “Would You Rather.”Cold Comforts: The hosts swap recovery rituals (from Bear Grylls–branded water filters to the miracle of simply going to bed on time) and marvel at the brief, god-like power of feeling well again.Beauty vs. Brains: In a classic “Would You Rather,” Josh and Matt debate the merits of being a beautiful fool or an unattractive genius—and accidentally land on the perfect comedian origin story.Love Island or Survivor?: One host dreams of alliances and Jeff Probst; the other envisions chaos, sunscreen, and a hero’s arc for the “rat boys.”CHAPTERS00:00 The joy of no longer being sick02:30 DIY medicine & Bear Grylls’ Water 207:00 Would You Rather: beautiful vs. brilliant14:00 The Rat Boy summer advantage15:00 Survivor vs. Love Island19:30 A toast to handsome geniuses everywhereFor the fully immersive, phone free light + sound experience, learn more at hatch.co. Follow us on TikTok @hatchpodcasts and YouTube. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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• Molly Rutter, Kim K. & Home Renos

  KP Parker and Sophia Wilson Pelton clean out their closets—literally and emotionally.Decluttered Dreams: KP shares the satisfaction of letting go (and the humiliation of a friend who only took one bandana). Sophia weighs in on the joy of donating and the agony of lugging bags to Buffalo Exchange.Scroll 4 U: Sophia recaps her week online—from influencer apartment tours to a Reddit fry feud to Kim Kardashian’s charm offensive—and KP reacts with equal parts empathy and delight.A Cozy Sign-Off: Between maximalist décor takes and quiet laughs about internet drama, the hosts find calm in cozy chaos.CHAPTERS00:00 Gorgeous evenings & early bedtimes01:00 Closet clean-outs and clothing confessions04:40 Scroll for You: Sophia’s internet finds07:00 Molly Rutter’s moving saga10:30 Maximalist décor and fruit stools14:00 The Reddit fry fight18:00 Kim Kardashian, Call Her Daddy, and closing thoughtsFor the fully immersive, phone free light + sound experience, learn more at hatch.co. Follow us on TikTok @hatchpodcasts and YouTube. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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• Local Love & Holiday Decor

  KP Parker and Jacquis Neal count their gratitudes and their dishes.An Airing of Gratitudes: KP celebrates her new countertop dishwasher (and her cozy new neighborhood) while Jacquis reflects on LA’s surprisingly wholesome holiday spirit.Neighborhood Magic: From midnight walks by the river to Burbank’s over-the-top Halloween scenes, the hosts swap stories of community, kindness, and festive front yards.The Season of Light (and Inflatable Reindeer): KP and Jacquis share their favorite decorations, neighborly hopes, and sleepy joy for the season ahead.CHAPTERS00:00 Cozy season check-in03:00 The great dishwasher awakening07:00 Knowing (or not knowing) your neighbors10:00 Holiday décor gratitude14:00 Halloween highlights in LA17:00 Inflatable dreams & goodnightsFor the fully immersive, phone free light + sound experience, learn more at hatch.co. Follow us on TikTok @hatchpodcasts and YouTube. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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• The Roanoke Colony & Plymouth Rock

  KP and Josh spin up the time machine in the Pillow Fort on The Nightly.They warm up with peak-snooze nostalgia—freshly washed sheets, cracked windows, and the childhood art of “pretend you’re asleep so you get carried in”—then glide into Drowsy History to unravel the mystery of the Roanoke (Lost) Colony. From 1585–1590 timelines and Algonquin encounters to the ominous tree carving “CROATOAN”, Dare Stones skepticism, choppy-seas delays, and why no single survivor’s account ever surfaced, it’s a cozy, curious wander through one of America’s favorite historical question marks.What you’ll hearBest sleep ever: fresh sheets, fall breeze, post–big project knockoutRoanoke 101 (sleepy edition): 1585 attempt flops, 1587 family colony (≈118 people), 1590 check-in = emptyThe clues: the CROATOAN carving, rumored Dare Stones, and why “nobody wrote home” mattersTheories, gently debated: joined local tribes, lost at sea, or starved out when farming failedWhy it still haunts us: distance, weather windows, and three-year “be right back”s that weren’tFor the fully immersive, phone free light + sound experience, learn more at hatch.co. Follow us on TikTok @hatchpodcasts and YouTube. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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