Made in CHINA, Paid in Blood – A Morning Crankers Comedy Song
Get your satirical shades on—Morning Crankers just dropped their most unapologetically hilarious original song yet: Made in CHINA, Paid in Blood. This punchy parody track tears into consumer culture, global trade irony, and the glorious absurdity of buying cheap while paying the moral premium. With savage lyrics, explosive humor, and Johnny Bravo-level bravado, this tune roasts the modern marketplace while keeping the beat loud and the satire louder. Perfect for anyone who’s ever rolled their eyes at the label on their phone, shirt, or lawn flamingo.Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers--6463272/support.
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"Cheese Heists, Naughty Nuns & Ozark Shenanigans – Tipping the Scales of Friday Fun!"
It’s a full-on Crankers Friday, and this episode is melting like a stolen block of cheddar! We dive headfirst into the mystery of $400,000 worth of cheese vanishing from Neal's Dairy (yes, cheese crime is real). Then things get spicy as we uncover the tale of Joan of Leeds—a medieval nun who said "no more nun for me" and faked her death to go chase a little... fun. In other insane headlines: a live hand grenade is found inside a chip factory in China (that’s some explosive crunch), and we debate the eternal question—how much should you really be tipping? We also run down April 25 National Days, including Hug a Plumber Day, because let’s face it… those heroes deserve it. Plus, don’t miss our list of the top things to do in the Ozarks this weekend—from hillbilly hikes to catfish cook-offs, we’ve got your weekend locked and loaded. It’s weird. It’s wild. It’s Morning Crankers at its Friday best. 🎉🎙️🧀Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers--6463272/support.
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pring Time LOVE – A Morning Crankers Scent-sational Romance
Love is in the air... and so is the scent of questionable cologne and wild Ozark flowers! Spring Time LOVE is the newest original comedy storytelling song from Morning Crankers, bringing you a skunky spin on spring romance. This toe-tapping tale follows a hopelessly romantic skunk and his sassy woodland crush in a Pepe Le Pew-style pursuit through the backwoods. It’s awkward, it’s adorable, it’s pheromone-filled mayhem! Packed with flirty lyrics, cartoon chaos, and that unmistakable Crankers humor, this track is the rom-com spoof the spring season didn’t know it needed.Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers--6463272/support.
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Can I Hold You Again? – A Morning Crankers Comedy Ballad
Pour one out for your broken heart and belly laugh with Can I Hold You Again?, a teary-eyed yet side-splitting comedy song from the lovable lunatics at Morning Crankers. It’s the anthem for every soft-hearted romantic who's ever ugly-cried to a breakup text, sent that late-night “u up?” message, or tried cuddling a body pillow with a name. Dripping with fake sincerity and real hilarity, this track hilariously flips heartbreak on its head with parody lyrics, dramatic vocals, and all the cringe of love gone sideways. Grab your tissues... mostly for tears of laughter!Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers--6463272/support.
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Love is a Dumpsterfire – A Morning Crankers Original Comedy Song
Get ready to fan the flames of chaos with Love is a Dumpsterfire, the latest unhinged anthem from Morning Crankers! This original comedy song hilariously dives into the flaming wreckage of modern relationships—awkward dates, explosive texts, and emotional meltdowns included. It's raw, ridiculous, and weirdly relatable. If you’ve ever loved, lost, or simply watched someone else's relationship combust like a fast food bag on fire in a back alley, this track is for you. Set your earbuds ablaze and crank it loud!Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers--6463272/support.
🎙️ Morning Crankers is the outrageously funny, no-holds-barred comedy show that kicks your day off with laughs, rants, and raw, unfiltered takes on news, wild stories, pop culture, sports, and everyday absurdities. With a wild mix of morning energy and late-night irreverence, this podcast delivers hilarious offbeat stories, sharp opinions, and unpredictable banter that keep listeners coming back for more.🔥 Whether tackling national headlines, local craziness, or the downright ridiculous, Morning Crankers finds the humor in everything—nothing is off-limits! If you love bold commentary, comedic chaos, and conversations that go where others won’t, grab your coffee (or something stronger) and tune in. Start your day with the most entertaining, unapologetic show on the internet!Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers--6463272/support.
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