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Crankers Court Is in Session: Straw Holes, Soap Crimes & Echolocation Superpowers!
Welcome to the April 3rd episode of Morning Crankers, where logic goes to die and laughs are born! Today’s wild ride kicks off with a brand-new segment: Crankers Court—the only courtroom where common sense is outlawed. We take on the BIG debates:How many holes does a straw really have?Is cereal a soup or just a soggy mistake?If you drop the soap… is the floor clean or is the soap dirty? 👀Then we get inspirational with Daniel Kish, the real-life Daredevil, who has taught over 500 blind children to “see” using echolocation. This man is part superhero, part bat, and 100% badass. We also go full absurd with the return of the Chuck Norris joke era (yes, he can divide by zero), and we ask the timeless question no Renaissance sculptor ever answered:Why are the dudes in famous artwork so… uh… under-equipped? 🎨🥜 Plus:🏈 The NFL is saying goodbye to the chain gang and hello to the Hawk-Eye system—but will robots ruin 4th & Inches forever? Crank up the laughs, get weird with your coffee, and start your day with unapologetic chaoBecome a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers--6463272/support.
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🔥 Doge Is Finishin’, Keanu’s Back, and Musk Drops a Terabyte Bombshell! | Morning Crankers April 2nd
Happy Hump Day, Crankers! The April 2nd episode is packed tighter than Keanu’s gun belt! We kick things off with the wildest National Days you’ve never heard of—and a few you might be celebrating wrong. Then it’s time for our signature segment, Hump Day Harmonies, where we go live with our brand new original song, “Doge Is a Finishin’”—a politically incorrect, full-throttle spoken-word country banger that pulls no punches! We also dive deep into Keanu Reeves’ possible return in John Wick 5, plus the news of a Caine comic book spin-off that’s about to get its own revenge story. Could the Baba Yaga be back? But hold onto your tinfoil hats—because Elon Musk just found OVER A TERABYTE of hidden data buried inside the U.S. Institute of Peace… and it might not be so peaceful after all. Plus:🏈 The NFL says “not yet” to banning the Tush Push—will the brotherly shove live to fight another day?🦇 Torpedo bats are exploding in popularity—are they revolutionizing baseball or just another gimmick? It’s truth, comedy, chaos, and Crankers-level crazy—all in one episode.Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers--6463272/support.
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"Doge Is Finishin' – A Morning Crankers Comedy Hit"
Dive into the latest uproarious creation from the Morning Crankers podcast with their new comedy song, "Doge Is Finishin'." This satirical track takes a humorous jab at leftist progressives, Democrats, Communists, and LGBTQ communities, highlighting the things they'll miss when DOGE, Trump, and Musk are done. From transgender monkey studies to the gay Sesame Street in Iraq, and the corruption, fraud, and money-making schemes that have dashed globalist control, no topic is off-limits. The song also touches on climate credits for farts and the exclusion of men from women's sports, ensuring a hearty laugh for listeners who enjoy edgy, politically incorrect humor.Note: The song "Doge Is Finishin'" is a work of satire and is intended for comedic purposes only. Listener discretion is advised.Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers--6463272/support.
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Morning Crankers: Luke Grimes’ Yellowstone Spin-Off, Avengers Doom Days, and April 1st Madness!
Get ready for a wild ride on Morning Crankers! Today, we’re diving into the latest buzz, from Luke Grimes’ rumored Yellowstone spin-off to Avengers: Doom Days speculation—is the MCU about to shake things up again? Plus, it's April 1st, so we’re breaking down the quirkiest national holidays you didn’t know existed! And of course, we’re playing Crank It or Yank It, where we rate the hottest (and not-so-hot) trends of the week. Don’t miss out on the laughs, chaos, and unfiltered Crankers fun! 🎙️🔥Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers--6463272/support.
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Morning Crankers – March 31, 2025: Tater Day, Senior Assassin Scare, Applebee’s & IHOP Merge, Yankees’ Torpedo Bats, & France vs. U.S. on DE
Get ready for a wild ride on this episode of Morning Crankers! We’re covering everything from quirky national holidays to breaking news and sports madness. ☕ What’s on the menu today?🥔 Happy National Tater Day! We’re diving into the history of this spud-tastic celebration.🚔 Senior Assassin Game Sparks Police Warning – Harmless fun or potential danger?🍽️ Applebee’s & IHOP Join Forces – What this major restaurant merger means for your next meal.⚾ Yankees’ Torpedo Bats Smash Records! – How a new bat shape helped take down the Brewers.🇫🇷 France Calls Out America’s “DIKTAT” on DEI – A global controversy erupts over diversity policies. It’s the perfect mix of laughs, news, and straight-up Crankers chaos. Don’t miss it! 🎙️🔥Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers--6463272/support.
🎙️ Morning Crankers is the outrageously funny, no-holds-barred comedy show that kicks your day off with laughs, rants, and raw, unfiltered takes on news, wild stories, pop culture, sports, and everyday absurdities. With a wild mix of morning energy and late-night irreverence, this podcast delivers hilarious offbeat stories, sharp opinions, and unpredictable banter that keep listeners coming back for more.🔥 Whether tackling national headlines, local craziness, or the downright ridiculous, Morning Crankers finds the humor in everything—nothing is off-limits! If you love bold commentary, comedic chaos, and conversations that go where others won’t, grab your coffee (or something stronger) and tune in. Start your day with the most entertaining, unapologetic show on the internet!Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers--6463272/support.
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